"Fei, don't you fucking live forever... How can you drink like this!!!" Chenchen carried me on her back and ran frantically towards the door of the hotel.
"Wait a minute!! Big idiot!" Wang Mumu shouted from behind.
Chenchen was stunned for a moment, then turned back to Wang Mumu and asked: "What are you doing? It's almost time. He's rolling his eyes if you don't look at him!! Fuck, if it's a little later, I'll see your Nurhachi ancestor!!"
"Open his mouth!!" Wang Mumu stretched out his right index finger and played a super invincible phantom finger. The index finger trembled rapidly at a frequency of countless times per second, bringing up countless afterimages.
"What are you doing!!"
"Stop fucking asking. This trick is just for my wife to use alone. I'm giving him an advantage today!"
"Oh!" Chenchen said and opened my mouth with her hand!
"Whoosh!!"
There was an afterimage, Wang Mumu directly put his finger into my mouth, and then the fingertips shook quickly. I had no doubt at all that I was going to have a uterine wall, so he sprayed water directly, and then directly ejaculated, this finger
In life, without three to five years of practice, it is impossible to achieve this effect.
Wang Mumu poked my throat with his finger, and I vomited. There was nothing but white wine.
"Where did your fingering...come from?"
"Japan, Tony Oki! I taught him the shadowless kick, and he taught me the skill of probing the flower hole with one finger! Strictly speaking, Xiaofei's mouth is different from the uterus... too shallow...!
!" Wang Mumu said casually.
"Who is this?"
"One-finger Zen, the head of the Zen sect. We are friends. I once competed with Sora Aoi and Ozawa. My frequency per second is half a finger slower than his... Hi, I told you about the martial arts world.
I don’t understand either!” Wang Mumu wiped his fingers and then wiped my mouth.
"Oh, can you recommend me?"
"It's a small matter, I'll call you later, but you can't do anything about it!!"
"**, I'm very good at my feet! How about I try using my little flying mouth? See if I can stir him up and get the fuck out!!"
"**You two uncles!! Damn it! I'm going to die... Do something serious, okay?" I lay on Chenchen's shoulders and vomited twice more.
"Shit, I forgot about the business, hurry up!" Wang Mumu took the car keys and ran out first, and then Chenchen ran out with me on his back.
.......
Twenty minutes later, hospital.
I had a gastric lavage tube in my mouth and was lying on the bed with deep alcohol poisoning.
The doctor looked at Wang Mumu with glasses and asked: "How did the patient do it?"
"Just drink!!" Wang Mumu said, blinking.
"What kind of food? Are you drunk like this??" the doctor asked in surprise.
"Chicken stewed chicken butt. If you have nothing to do, drink some wine to quench your thirst!!" Wang Mumu said, getting annoyed by the question and rolling his eyes.
"Well, pay the fee. Oh, by the way... when you go to bed at night, you feel a little tight in your chest, and then you feel irritable and want to quarrel with others. Afterwards, you eat very strangely. You always feel like someone is trying to harm you!" The doctor said on the side.
Ask while walking.
"How do you know?? Not only this, I have a weird habit now, that is, I can't walk when I wash my feet. My feet always feel very light. What do you think is going on?" Wang Mumu said as he walked side by side with the doctor.
.
"Take off your shoes and let me see!!"
"Are you sure?"
"Take it off!"
Five seconds later.
"Ugh!!! Ugh!!! Put it on!!! Put it on!! It's no wonder you're so damn light! You can't even see where your toes are on these feet! The socks are actually stained..."
..Listen to me...You go back and buy a grinding wheel and grind it for two hours! Go back and build a two-story building with the mud on your feet, there will be no problem at all!!" Doctor Sa Yazi shouted as he ran.
"Then you just asked me what I meant by sleeping at night!" Wang Mumu respectfully put his shoes on the chair and prepared to blow some air, it was a bit damp...
"There are experts visiting the neurology department these days... Please register, you are in an advanced stage of the disease...!"
...
I had my stomach washed in the hospital and started taking oxygen. To be honest, when I recalled this memory later, I just had the feeling that I would rather get a shot than it would be much better than this.
I couldn't eat, and my stomach mucosa was bleeding from drinking. Fortunately, Wang Mumu used some one-finger Zen magic to make me vomit a lot in advance. Otherwise, I would have been in a vegetative state this time...
I lay in a daze for three days in the hospital. I guess I was unconscious. I still remember some of the conversations between Wang Mumu and Chenchen. I guess I was conscious. I forgot a lot of things.
Although I was lying in the hospital, the indifferent Wang Mumu was extremely serious this time. He directly registered a company without consulting me, with a registered capital of five million, and the registered place was Beijing.
Company name: "Hengyuan Brothers Co., Ltd.!"
Hengyuan means forever, meaning eternal brother. The name is quite nice, the meaning is straightforward, and it is a testimony of our many years of friendship, so I chose this name.
At the same time, everyone praised that Wang Mumu had a solid foundation in nine years of compulsory education and was suitable for opening a computer naming club. This guy's name is reliable.
Wang Mumu completed the company registration in three days. Of course, the reason why it was so fast was due to Sir Wei, who had found many connections. Originally, he wanted to withdraw part of the funds from Qingdao and borrow Wang Mumu's turnover for two days to get a capital of hundreds of millions.
registered a company, but was rejected by Wang Mumu.
But regarding the bidding document, Wang Mumu, who has always claimed to be the cornerstone of Chinese literature, held it in for a whole night and came up with the three words "Tendering Document". Later, he really had no choice but to tactfully brag to Sir Wei, saying
He was going to Zhongnanhai to see Lao Hu and asked Sir Wei to ask someone from his company to do it for him. Sir Wei kicked him twice and asked his personal secretary to prepare the tender document overnight. The price was slightly lower than that of the same industry.
Little by little.
Everything was going in an orderly manner, but at this moment, things started to get stuck...Trouble came one after another, and our small group faced its first challenge.
...
Going back in time, I drank four bottles of Maotai that day and walked out of the room.
"You guys drink, I'm going to the toilet!" Xiao Wen wiped his hands, said hello casually, walked out of the private room alone, stood at the corridor window, lit a cigarette, and took out his phone.
"Hey...Brother Wang! I followed your instructions!! This is not a human thing, let me do it, four bottles of Maotai! My stomach hurts just looking at it, haha, these little bastards
It's a bit interesting, it's different from other gangsters, it feels like he's not an ordinary gangster, he should have some background!" Xiaowen tapped the window sill with his fingers and said lightly.
"Well, what do you think of his performance?" Wang Baishi's voice came over.
"To be honest, this age is very valuable!"
"Okay, if he can really win the bidding, he should stop doing other things...!" Wang Baishi said.
"Brother Wang, are these boys your relatives?"
"no!"
"Then why are you...so concerned??" Xiaowen asked.
"Haha, on a whim, I have a certain fate with these children. You don't know. Weiwei has never fallen out with me since he was a child. Last time, Meng Fei and Wang Mumu quarreled with me because of this!! I'm a little curious! Haha,
Stop talking!!" Wang Baishi hung up the phone after saying that.
Xiaowen knocked on the window sill and looked out the dark window, wondering what he was thinking.