I was so sleepy that I fell asleep with my head covered, but a phone call woke me up. As I said before, I had mild hypoglycemia and was very angry when I woke up. I looked at the phone in confusion, and it was an unfamiliar number.
I hung up without answering, but two minutes later, the phone rang again.
"Hey, who the hell are you? Your relative is dead. Beat him over and over again!" I was in a daze and didn't care about anything else. First I cursed.
"Who the hell are you scolding? I'm your big brother!!" The voice on the phone also started yelling.
"You're fucking sick, big brother, it's okay, get out of here!" I was really confused, so I instinctively yelled back.
"Xing'ang, you are such a badass, you dare to scold me even if you go out!" The voice coming from the phone was quite helpless, with a somewhat threatening tone. I listened to the voice carefully, and cold sweat suddenly broke out on my forehead.
Come to think of it, this is Brother Xu's voice.
But now I was riding a tiger, and if I admitted it, I would definitely get a beating, so I cleared my head and continued to pretend I didn’t know who was scolding me: "Fuck you, uncle, who are you threatening? You must be Chenchen
,What kind of phone call should I make from a house? I’m sick!!”
After I finished speaking, I quickly hung up the phone, and then ran towards Wang Mu's wooden room. Before I got halfway, the phone rang again. This time, the phone number ended with four numbers, 7777. I knew this was Brother Xu's phone number.
I pushed open Wang Mumu's door and saw this woman, with her big ass stuck out, drooling, sleeping in a daze, and her posture was unusual.
"Mumu, Brother Xu has something to tell you. Please answer the phone and hurry up!!" I kicked Wang Mumu in the face and handed the phone to him.
"Don't be bothered... No one told you otherwise, just pick it up!!" Wang Mumu lay on the bed, refusing to get up.
"Brother Xu said that I would like to introduce you to a girl and ask you to go on a blind date now!!" I used my trump card.
"Is that true???" When Wang Mumu heard about the girl, he immediately became energetic. He grabbed the phone quickly and picked it up excitedly. Before he could speak, he heard Brother Xu's furious voice coming from the phone: "*
*, Xiaofei, you fucking dare to hang up on me, I'm downstairs, get out of here!"
The most classic scene appeared. Wang Mumu said in confusion: "Ge Ang, I am Mumu!!"
"**, it turns out you were the one scolding me, just wait for me!" Wang Mumu hung up the phone before he could speak, and then Wang Mumu looked at me with a confused look.
"Brother Xu, I must be joking with you. I may come up and tell you later that if he hits you twice, don't be surprised. Brother Xu likes to make trouble, you know..." I
He patted Wang Mumu on the shoulder and walked out the door happily.
"Fei, your phone!!"
"Leave it here and use your charger to charge it!"
I returned to the room and quickly put on some clothes, and sat in the living room waiting for Brother Xu. Sure enough, within two minutes, there was a "dong dong" banging on the door. I opened the door unusually calmly and asked pretending to be surprised:
“Brother, why are you here??”
"It's none of your business, get lost!" Brother Xu ignored me at all and rushed straight into Wang Mumu's room. Within ten seconds, the screams could not be heard.
"Brother! Why did you hit me??"
"Brother, why don't you tell me to introduce a girl? Just hit her twice!!..."
"Oh my god, brother, you can say something!"
"Zhang Xu, you are hitting me and fighting back...!"
"Oh **, you still want to fight back. Did you know that your sister-in-law is right next to you? You still dare to scold me. If you make me lose face, I will let you eat the belt!!" This was shouted by Brother Xu,
Then I heard Wang Mumu scream louder.
I waited for a while and smoked a cigarette. Seeing that the situation was about the same, I pretended to be panicked and walked into Wang Mumu's bedroom. Then I hugged Brother Xu's waist and persuaded him: "Brother, don't fight. Don't fight."
Hit...Mumu admit your mistake quickly!!"
"What the hell was wrong with me? I got up so early in the morning and got a beating for no apparent reason!!" Wang Mumu was quite unhappy, with tears of grievance filling his big eyes.
"Oh, come on, why don't you admit it?" When I saw Brother Xu talking, I felt nervous. I was afraid of revealing my secret, so I immediately interrupted and said, "Mu Mu'ang, this is your fault. Admit your mistake to our elder brother.
What's there to be ashamed of? Just order it quickly!"
Wang Mumu was quite afraid of Brother Xu, especially when he saw the belt in Brother Xu's hand, he shivered even more. He could only say aggrievedly: "Brother Xu, although I don't know why I admitted my mistake, I was still wrong!"
"You have nothing to do and follow Xiaofei's example. See how sensible she is. Get out and help your sister-in-law move things!" Brother Xu was also very tired and sat down on the bed.
"Help my sister-in-law move things? That sister-in-law?" I asked inexplicably.
"Can you fucking talk? You have several sisters-in-law, and they just praised you a few times. Why don't you deserve a beating?" Brother Xu waved the whip on his hand and said with a sideways glance.
"Ang, I got it!" Actually, I was quite confused, but unlike Wang Mumu, I have to pretend to be stupid when I'm pretending to be stupid. If I have to figure everything out, it won't end well.
Wang Mumu was very vindictive. When he and I walked to the door, he locked Brother Xu in the house with a bang, and then shouted: "Brother Xu, there is something I have always wanted to tell you. You are too ugly.
!!”
After saying that, he jumped excitedly and ran downstairs. In fact, I have always admired Wang Mumu. No matter how old he is, he dares to tease me. His courage is not ordinary.
I woke up Zhang Wei and Chenchen. The three of us came downstairs and saw Wang Mumu saying something to a woman with an attentive look on his face.
I have seen this woman. She is Sister Baobao who used to be the sales manager at Tanghui. Baobao did not wear makeup today, but she still has an outstanding temperament and a slim figure. Today she is wearing a light red windbreaker, high boots, and a pair of black pants.
Cotton pantyhose are not ordinary sexy.
"Sister, why are you here?" I am a sweet-tongued person who can definitely talk, so I said to the baby with a smile.
"Haha, Brother Xu said he was worried that it would be unsafe for you to live by yourself, so he moved in with me. Do you welcome him?" Baobao said with a smile to us.
"Of course you're welcome, you're very welcome. This time there's a big beauty!" Wang Mumu wanted to implement the pillow policy and flatter the baby.
"Haha, I'm pretty good at talking. I have a lot of things, so I'm sorry to bother you!" the baby said politely.