Fu Wenbin squinted, looked at Tianyang, picked up his clothes, shook his neck, stopped talking, waved his hand and walked out with another policeman.
"Come to the team, are you still going to be tried?" the young police officer closed the door and asked.
"It's just a trial. I'll make some documents later and hide the gun secretly. I'll report it to you when I have some free time tomorrow and throw it directly into the detention center!" After Fu Wenbin finished speaking, he went to the cafeteria and got a meal with a sullen face.
, and started eating in big mouthfuls.
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Early the next morning, before I even opened my fucking eyes, I heard Wang Mumu grunting like a hungry wolf dog. I rubbed my red eyes, sat on the bed and was stunned for a while, and walked out.
"Crack, bang!"
Wang Mumu held a bag of instant noodles and chewed it. I was stunned for a moment and asked him: "Is it delicious?"
"It tastes so good!!! Look at the instant noodle bag!! San Xian Yi Noodles!! After entering two thousand years! Have you ever seen San Xian Yi Noodles?? Damn it! Make a DNA for it
, Damn older than me...!" Wang Mumu opened the packet of ingredients, sprinkled it on the crushed noodles, and continued to chew.
"Then why don't you go out to eat?" I asked again.
"Guan Yu said that he has many wet dreams during the long nights... After taking the things, give them to his boss before eating them!" After Wang Mumu finished speaking, he took another bite and blood flowed from the teeth. Wang Mumu stared blankly for two seconds.
Tears in my eyes, crying...
"Poor baby...!" I said speechlessly, and then entered the bathroom, ready to rinse my face with water and slurp my mouth.
"What's the ink mark?" Guan Yu also walked out of the bedroom, but Wang Mumu saw Guan Yu stunned for a long time and murmured: "What are you doing? Are you going hunting?"
I curiously poked my head out of the toilet and took a look outside. I saw Guan Yu carrying a crossbow on his back, an iron stick in his hand, a butcher's knife on his waist, and an arrow box on his shoulder.
, there are several bows and arrows stuck in it...
"Bang!" Guan Yu grinned, took off the crossbow from his back, put it on the ground, clicked the bow spring, pulled up the bow and arrow, and said: "Big Black Eagle, professionally imported ballistic profiles, can fire crossbow arrows.
Steel balls, made of titanium alloy, three-fold focus scope, effective range of fifty meters... This game must have been something I played when I was a kid, how about it, it's pretty cool!"
After saying that, Guan Yu put down the big black eagle, picked up an iron stick more than one meter long, twisted it from the middle, snapped, and pulled out a slender knife radiating cold light from the stick, and then faintly
He said: "Guan Dao, it can be smashed and cut. The steel mouth rattles. If you stab it, it will drip blood and pneumothorax!"
After putting down the knife, Guan Yu took out a butcher's knife from his waist, thought about it, and said: "This jb toy, there is nothing to introduce, when encountering the situation, just cut it with a kaka!"
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Wang Mumu and I looked at Guan Yu blankly for a long time, and then Wang Mumu said: "Master Xuanzang, give me a tiger skin skirt, let's go learn the scriptures??"
"...It's okay to learn from the scriptures, but the problem is that we need someone!!" I shook the water on my hand and walked out with a smile.
"Master!! Third junior brother, was captured by monsters...!" Wang Mumu shouted in coordination.
"What does jb mean? Isn't this equipment awesome??" Guan Yu said unhappily.
"Oh no! What kind of crap is this? It's just this little broken pipe knife. If you look at it in a hurry, you'll be damned. If I didn't stab you hard, who would stab you??" Wang Mumu blinked and kicked.
He kicked the knife and said with bared teeth.
"What are you doing with this? It's just something to pick up. It's not necessary!" I sat on the sofa, picked up the butcher's knife, and touched the blade lightly. There was a snap, and a tooth fell off the blade...
"Hurry up and give him that! I'm going to blackmail you for 50 yuan, who are you going to talk to to reason with me!" Wang Mumu blinked his eyes, took the instant noodle bag, and drank it in one gulp...
"Don't make trouble, I feel very bad. The gun can't be used, or I won't be able to tell you later. Just hold it, and be prepared. If something happens, you might as well have a handy weapon...!" Guan Yu took it.
He wore a black cloth bag and put it on the crossbow, which means he used this.
Wang Mumu blinked his eyes, quickly grabbed the tube knife, and then chirped and said: "From now on, please call me Wukong!!"
"What the hell are you doing? Brother, can you give me a knife sheath? Put it on your waist, slide it down, and then fuck your asshole. I really don't know how to use my butt in the future..." I
Speechlessly, he picked up the rusty butcher knife and bared his teeth.
"That's right, go to the kitchen and get a piece of cloth to wrap it up... After cleaning up, let's go get the scriptures quickly. It's so smooth. Brothers, smile!" Guan Yu shouted excitedly.
"Smile jb... idiot!" Wang Mumu twisted the tube knife and was immediately conflicted. Don't put it behind your head and expose the handle. It's a bit like a knight. Don't put it in your waist. The legs are not long enough. In the end, he is the smartest person in the history of mankind.
The pretender came up with a very cool idea. He found an antique pair of sunglasses somewhere, held a steel stick in his hand, and punched it on the ground. Then he said melancholy: "Wukong is blind..."
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"Sangmenxing! You're blind before you even go out..." Guan Yu cursed unhappily.
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The three of us packed up our things. Guan Yu carried a black cloth bag with a large Black Eagle crossbow. I had a butcher knife in my waist. Wang Mumu put on sunglasses to pretend to be blind and walked out of the old building.
I stood on the street and took a taxi. The three of us got in. I sat in the passenger seat, and Guan Yu and Wang Mumu sat in the back.
"Where are we going?" the driver asked.
"I don't know the place very well. In this way, I will direct you where to drive. If you go the wrong way, it's mine!" I said and carefully recalled in my mind that the big lady met us yesterday.
I often drive, so I remember the location of Zhang Ji Bone Museum, but I forgot the name of the street.
"Okay!" At this point, the rush hour had just passed, and there were few people taking taxis on the street. The driver nodded happily, started the car, and drove away slowly.
Wang Mumu and I had nothing to do and started chatting and talking nonsense, while Guan Yu always glanced back. Wang Mumu and I didn't pay attention at first, but after a few glances, Guan Yu's face became more and more serious.
"What happened?" I asked with a frown.
"Master, speed up!!!" Guan Yu didn't answer my words, turned his head back and said calmly.
"Don't you have to follow the traffic rules to speed up?" the driver said with a smile.
"Mumu!!" Guan Yu shouted.
"Boom!!"
Wang Mumu picked up the stick and struck hard on the wire separating the driver's seat. The driver looked back at the blind Wang Mumu, stepped on the accelerator and sped out.
"Turn left!!" Guan Yu said again.
"Squeak!!" The taxi that was driving on the side road made a sharp turn and entered a one-way street.
"parking!!!"
"Squeak!!"
The taxi drove less than two hundred meters when it suddenly stopped. Guan Yu opened the door and rushed out, shouting: "Get out of the car, hurry up!!"
After Wang Mumu heard this, he stopped pretending to be blind and ran out with a stick. I casually took out a hundred yuan, threw it in the car, and ran out too.
Then the three of us suddenly got into a small restaurant. As soon as we entered, a Passat drove slowly past the door of the hotel.
"It's the car in the park yesterday!!" Guan Yu frowned and stared at the Passat and said.