On the other side, Brother Xu and Li Meng were sitting in a high-end Western restaurant next to the Hilton lobby. Mr. Meng kept saying that he was 35 years old, but I, who was very nosy, once went out to book a room with him... No, it was a business trip, yes!
On business trip.
Don't think too much, everyone. There is absolutely no homosexuality. Whoever thinks too much will have an inch shorter...
At that time, I accidentally saw his ID card, and Wang Mumu used a carrot sweet potato to successfully visually check his big teeth. We all agreed that he was at least 37 years old. If you include his birthday in February, he was at least 38.
…
In Wang Mumu's words: "Master Meng, that is definitely a thousand-year-old slut... He is really the originator-level master who has torn through dense jungles, explored endless black holes, and traced the origin of life. He has rich experience in that kind of thing about women."
and knowledge…!”
A watch, LV shoulder bag, gold-rimmed eyes, Hermès men's scarf, tie, everything is available, even the shoehorn, they are all imported, oh, by the way, because he keeps them all year round,
The caliper hair style is slightly longer than the bald head, so I specially prepared a wig, which is said to be made from the tail of a pure British royal horse...
Mr. Meng put on his shirt and always told me: "If you wear this outfit, as long as you are pursuing material things, no matter if you are an old woman, a young woman, or a girl, she will not be able to refuse my three-foot-long stick."
...It's just a slap in the face...!"
Since he came to Shenyang in a hurry, he didn't bring his jersey, but he wore it today because he got up in the morning and went to buy a suit. He sprayed some gel water on his hair. His hair, which was almost non-existent, instantly became
Mom is in a mess, but the most important thing is to shine...
"I said you are really good at talking nonsense. How old are you? You still meet friends. Are you embarrassed?" Brother Xu, wearing casual clothes and sunglasses, looked at Li Meng dumbfounded and said.
"How many times have I told you, it's not a friend, it's a WeChat friend. I'm telling you, I don't know who the hell invented this thing. It's so smart. I've always wanted to suggest,
This WeChat should have a fee or something. After all, it provides a lot of information for shabby guys. If you go out to have sex, you should pay 20 cents as an agency fee. Next year, it will be Nasdaq...!" Li Meng
I was very excited, drank the watermelon juice gracefully, and started talking non-stop.
"Isn't that reliable? **, you are really willing to spend money. You spent a small hundred thousand in one day, you are so awesome!" Brother Xu said a little speechlessly.
"You don't understand, come on, let me show you!! Have you seen this photo?? This hair, these legs, this little figure, this face, compared to that ***, Brittany is no different, right?
??What are you doing with your penis dangling in your crotch every day??Don’t tell me to just fucking pee!! Fuck!" Li Meng opened his phone with an excited look and gave Brother Xu a look.
Brother Xu frowned and glanced at it, then smiled and nodded, and said fairly: "Don't tell me, Changdi is indeed beautiful. Spending 100,000 yuan is really not much. The young girl in our store,
I’ll pay 8,000 for my first stage appearance...!”
Brother Xu and Li Meng, two old and dishonest people, were chatting happily when the sound of high heels rang out. Li Meng's heart trembled when he heard it. He didn't look back and whispered to Brother Xu in a low voice: "It's coming, it's coming!"
"Fuck, how did you know it was her??" Brother Xu didn't look back, took a sip of watermelon juice and said.
"I've reserved the venue... there's not many people at this time of night... I've reserved it for an hour, it's money well spent!!"
"Oh...**! I'm so damn convinced. I've spent money on your mother. I've never seen you spend it like this before...!"
"It's worth it!" Li Meng gritted his teeth and nodded.
A burst of aroma wafted over, it was very light, but it smelled very good, with a lavender smell...
"Hello...who of you is "Playing the piano under the moon in the ditch???" came a sweet voice.
Li Meng's anus tightened, he stood up gently, straightened his clothes, and said in a magnetic voice: "You are the one dancing in the ditch?"
"You are really Brother Qin...!" The girl seemed very excited.
Li Meng turned around reservedly, stretched out his hand and was about to shake his little hand when he suddenly became stunned and stunned. He backed away and said with a slight stutter: "I am...I am...playing the piano under the moon...but I dare to ask...you are
Which monster came out of the cave???"
"puff!!"
Brother Xu took a sip of water and sprayed it directly.
"Giggles... You are as funny as ever. Thank you for booking the room for me. Actually, there is no need to waste it... Don't be nervous, just sit down...!"
"Bang!"
As soon as the girl surrendered herself and sat down, Li Meng's heart was broken. The swimming ring on the girl's waist made her whole trip to the Pacific Ocean and back. It was so fucking rich...
"Mengzi, is he a...person???" Brother Xu blinked and asked in shock.
"It's done, it's done!!" Before Li Meng could say anything, the girl kept nodding her head, revealing two rows of yellowish charred teeth on her freckled face, and said: "They all say that I am better than
The photo should look plumper...!"
"*****, who said this?? I'll fucking beat him to death!! Staring at his mother's wet eyes, telling lies! Is this damn plump?!! The whole meat mat...!
"Li Meng sat on the stool, cursing secretly in his heart that he made a mistake and didn't verify it with his mother's video, and met the legendary photo scammer.
"Haha, what kind of camera are you using?? I'll buy one tomorrow... I'll take a picture of this, and if I can't fix it, I can continue to work for Andy Lau...!" Brother Xu smiled awkwardly and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
, said something.
"The camera doesn't matter. The photos need to be modified a little...with PS...Although I don't like using PS very much, it's no problem to help you fix it...!" The girl had already started to eat, and the steak was so delicious.
A crunch...
Li Meng lowered his head and took a look at the stockings on the girl's legs. He saw the holes exposed on the heels. He swallowed, took a sip of watermelon juice, touched his pocket and found that he didn't have a cigarette.
"Snapped!"
"Slap me, Camel, it's pretty strong...!" The girl took out a box of American Camel from her pocket and slapped it on the table...
"You evildoer! I really don't have enough moral integrity... If you keep talking for a while, you'll punch me... Let's just say "Sayonara"...!" Li Meng stood up and left.
"What are you doing, Mengzi??"
"Take your clothes back!! F***!"
"Oh... don't want to chat for a while?" Brother Xu asked humbly.
"Don't talk to me, let me be quiet for a while...!" Li Meng walked away with a bleak figure.
"He's gone, let's talk for a while? How about I give you a couple name, Dilanggou Saxophone?" the girl said calmly.
"Forget it...I only know how to play the trumpet, and I can also play two tunes...Haha, you eat first, I'll go to the toilet, don't worry about eating, the bill is settled...!" Brother Xu picked up the clothes,
He just fucking ran away.
After leaving the house, Brother Xu laughed so loudly that he lost his breath. While laughing, he said: "Tsk, tsk, these little legs, this little face, this little body, it's really hard to cultivate!! I guess Tyson's body
, just walked two rounds under her hand... Do you think she weighs 200 kilograms??"
Li Meng sighed and said in a hoarse voice: "Why don't you drop two hundred and two... You know? I just took a cursory glance, and I didn't even see my fucking breasts...*****!! The entire chest is on the horizontal line
,The breasts are actually the lowest...!”
"Haha, what's going on with playing the piano under the moonlight in the ditch?"
"Couple name!"
"**...I can't stand it anymore, I have a stomachache,**...my son lied, it's so bad, Mengzi, you are so funny...I can laugh for a year because of this...!" Brother Xu squatted on the ground, his body was weak.