It’s the twenty-eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, and the Lunar New Year is two days away. Ever since Zhu Haolong’s incident, our group has been idle for more than four months.
Since the second phase of the project has not started yet, we have nothing to do. We originally wanted to continue working in the entertainment industry, but the funds we have are very embarrassing. Apart from leaving the untouchable project funds, if we get the remaining money,
I can't afford the high-end nightclub, but I can't stand the famous Chicken Head King Mumu, the low-end one, so I keep putting it off...
On this day, Wang Mumu, Jichangzi and I drove a Land Rover, took Tianyang and Zhang Xi who were on bail awaiting trial, and Chenchen drove an Audi A6 to pick up someone at the airport.
"I'm crazy and crazy, like a big boy... I have all kinds of grievances. I show my teeth and smile. I lower my body and raise my body. I stagger and refuse to come. I know the world best... Eeyah hey... I know best.
...!" Wang Mumu was obviously in a good mood. He hummed a song, "Drunken Chicken" adapted from Drunken Master, and his face turned red from the cold. In the Northeast, we call this red red "shanpao red".
His clothes were as outrageous as ever. His upper body was a dark blue tunic suit, but it was lace-edged. Don’t ask me why it was lace-edged. I can tell it was from Zhang Lu’s more than a thousand bras.
Cut it out and sew it on yourself to make a 50 yuan tunic suit?
The lower body is purple woolen trousers, paired with a pair of big leather boots with rivets. Although I don’t know what secret the shoe seller has with Wang Mumu, but shoes are obviously the most popular in the Hong Kong music scene in the late 1980s, because I
I remember that in 1991, Andy Lau wore a pair of shoes like this in a movie he starred in. But the difference was that Wang Mumu’s shoes were size 46, but the smart Mumu, after knowing that his feet were not big enough, actually used one foot.
I wore six pairs of socks and three insoles...
Oops, don't mention how troublesome it is for him to sleep. He has to take off his socks and take out the insoles for a full hour. When his feet are finally taken out, the heat is rolling, not to mention the smell, his feet
No matter how much I cover it, the smell will be the same, and it is probably difficult to break through. But the problem is that athlete's foot is inexplicably better...
Cover it up...
Wang Mumu couldn't have imagined this kind of unexpected gain. He was so happy that he took two ounces of food, ate half a catty of chili sauce, and got hemorrhoids...
From then on, there was a man downstairs who bought night pads and wore a peaked cap...
We arrived relatively early. After arriving at the airport, we ate something and waited for a while. A large number of people began to leave the airport exit.
A group of us stood at the door and kept glancing inside. Finally, ten minutes later, a strong man over 1.90 meters tall, with dark skin and a resolute face, wearing a down jacket, holding a pretty girl in his hand.
, dragged his luggage out and walked out.
"Bao Gongkang!!"
"Super Saiyan!!"
"Little nurse!!"
…
A group of us screamed excitedly. When the strong man and the girl turned around and saw us, they were stunned for a moment, and finally grinned happily.
"Peng!" Dakang threw down his suitcase and strode over. Without saying a word, he pulled me into his arms and hugged me hard.
"To be honest, I have never thought of you that way!" Dakang said with a smile on his dark face.
"Pah!" Wang Mumu kicked Dakang on the butt and said unhappily: "I said Yacakang!! During the Chinese New Year, do you still need me to call you to urge you? You don't know how to go home!"
"Oh, Mumu, have you changed your style?" Dakang asked in surprise.
"Well, Chinese pastoral + punk style!" Wang Mumu said in a low-key tone.
"It's okay to just say that the rural non-mainstream is okay!" Chenchen cursed, smiled, and hugged Dakang.
"**, your little legs... tsk tsk, they are as amazing as ever..." Dakang glanced at the chicken intestines speechlessly. He wanted to hug him, but was afraid of strangling him...
"Don't you see? I've had liposuction... You know, Master Mu likes thin ones...!" Ji Changzi bared his teeth and said, elegantly holding Dakang's big hand, then lowering his head and kissing her affectionately.
"You two haven't received your certificate yet??" the little nurse asked, covering her mouth with a trembling smile.
"The Civil Affairs Bureau does not accept bribes. I will draw one myself later!" Wang Mumu laughed awkwardly.
"Brother Kang, your appearance is good!" Zhang Xi walked forward with a smile and said.
"Like it? Give it to you!" Dakang took off the watch directly, without saying a word, grabbed Zhang Xi's hand and put it on.
"You said you... impressed me as soon as we met. Tonight, I'll be waiting for you in the chicken intestine room!" Zhang Xi touched the Breguet watch and bared his teeth beautifully.
"Why did you go to the chicken intestines room?" I asked, stunned.
"...There is lubricant in his room!" Tianyang said suddenly.
"Stop fucking talking nonsense!!!" Wang Mumu interrupted angrily.
"Temperance, moderation!" Dakang took a step away from Wang Mumu and said while covering his nose.
"Restraint yourself! Ask me how thick a chicken's intestines are when they poop! It's like pulling a fucking stick! Do you really need to use lubricant?" Wang Mumu defended vigorously.
"You... Mu Ye, how can you say that? I have bloody diarrhea sometimes too!!" Ji Changzhi became angry and reached out to gently pinch Mu Mu's thigh.
"Ha ha!!"
All of us smiled happily and walked out of the airport together.
In fact, Dakang has almost recovered. Although his eyes are still a little dull, he looks very deep. When he was discharged from the hospital, we had just finished solving Zhu Haolong's matter. We originally asked him to come over quickly, but who knew he was leading the way?
The little nurse rented an off-road vehicle and started a self-driving tour.
In four months, he traveled all over the country. If Wang Mumu hadn't called him, he might have gone to Thailand to see transvestites.
The return of Dakang shared a lot of work for Mumu and I. In the days to come, we were known as the North Shanxi Iron Triangle in Shenyang. Of course, this is a story later.
Since there were still two days to celebrate the New Year, we picked up Dakang and the little nurse that day and went directly to the market and supermarket to buy New Year goods. We spent the entire afternoon.
Originally, I thought that we would be the only ones celebrating the New Year, but who knew, Leilei called and wanted to come with Zhang Meng to celebrate the New Year with us. Of course I was very happy after hearing this, and immediately agreed to go to the airport to pick up the flight tomorrow.
I just hung up the phone when another call came in. When I saw it was Linlin's call, I immediately got angry. I picked it up tremblingly and said with an ugly smile: "Hi, Linsang!"
"What are you doing? You haven't called me for so long? Have you forgotten your sister Linlin?" Linlin asked in a clear voice.
"Hey! Don't dare!"
"That's about it. My dad is busy with engineering work. My mom is going to Europe during the Chinese New Year. I don't like to go, so I'm homeless for the time being. I'm going to stay at your place. You're ready to do the reception. I still have an hour.
Let's board the plane, that's it!" Linlin said in an unquestionable tone, wearing a cap and down jacket, sitting in the airport restaurant, eating ice cream.
"Hi!!" I continued to bow and said, but as soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly froze, looked up in confusion, and asked: "What did you say????"
"How about staying at your house and celebrating the New Year with you? Have fun, I tell you, I can make dumplings, dumplings that are bigger than steamed buns, how about it? It's awesome!!" Linlin was quite proud.
said.
I stood in the supermarket, my forehead was covered with sweat, and my face was stunned...