At home, in the living room, Jichangzi, Zhang Xi, Dakang, Tianyang, Leilei, and Chenchen, six people were playing CS, those using notebooks used notebooks, those using desktops, cigarette ashes and cigarette butts were all over the floor, and there was endless shouting.
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"Tian Yang, in the dog cave, squat down, squat down!!**, you are shaking your head like crazy!" Wang Mumu shouted loudly.
"I'm tall!!" Tianyang felt a little aggrieved.
"…Pull the grenade!!"
"I just threw it away...!"
"Where did you throw it?" Jichangzi asked.
"Outside the map!" Tianyang replied.
"Throw it and do it!" Dakang asked strangely.
"Sky blue!!" Tianyang said without hesitation.
"Take a break for five minutes and kick him!!"
These guys were beaten to a pulp. They couldn't understand the game anymore and started beating them directly. It was similar to Tianyang who was paralyzed. He almost played twice and was kicked once. But I do envy him. I
I would rather get kicked by my ass than sit on the sofa and serve these mothers.
"Fei, give me a glass of water. The baby seems to be thirsty and even kicked me!" Zhang Meng said gracefully, shining with the brilliance of motherhood.
"Hi!" I bowed and poured water.
"Xiao Fei, bring me some ice cream by the way, 3q, this heating is great...it's so hot!" The little nurse fiddled with her phone, looking at the photo of her and Dakang in a daze, and said to me.
"Hi!" After I got the water, I turned a corner and went directly to the refrigerator.
"What a crappy TV, you're still a noble person, I'm still calling you a noble person. Xiaofei took the remote control and changed the channel for me. I want to watch Blue Life and Death!!" Linlin put a mask on her pretty face and occupied a sofa by herself.
, lying on it, rubbing his little hands, applying night cream, watching TV boredly and shouting.
"Okay!!" I picked up the remote control and started to change the channel.
"Today's finale, I've been watching it for a month...!" Yaoyao was wearing a pure white T-shirt and denim shorts. She crossed her legs, exposed her white feet, and drank her freshly squeezed juice.
Orange juice, said slowly.
"... Linlin, why don't you... wait a little longer!" I held the remote control and almost begged.
Linlin turned her head, glanced at Yaoyao who was in a calm mood, pouted and said, "I don't want to wait...!"
"Sister Yao... look...!" I turned to look at Yaoyao.
"Pah!!" Yaoyao casually stretched out her fair arm, took out the same large nail clippers from her bag as before, and said to me: "Bitch Fei, how many times have you been abused for calling me Sister Yao?
Why don’t you remember it?”
"...Aren't you about to become a monk? You want to have Buddha nature, can we be more generous?"
"no!"
"Buddha will be angry if you do this...!" I reminded him.
"Stab him to death, and I will be the Buddha...!"
"Can I influence you?"
"Go away, don't disturb me, this is the key point...!" Yaoyao said, swaying her beautiful legs, dragging her chin, blinking her big eyes, staring at the TV, and stopped paying attention to me.
"Meng Fei!! I want to see Blue Life and Death Love!!! Immediately! Immediately!!" Linlin kicked her legs and shouted wildly.
Zhang Meng frowned and was about to speak, but the little nurse stuffed a lychee into her mouth. My head almost exploded. I jumped up, stood up, took my clothes and rushed outside.
"What are you doing?" the four girls asked at the same time.
"Fuck you, go buy a TV!!!" I cursed and walked directly outside.
The four girls were immediately speechless.
"Hey, how many days do you think it will take for Xiao Fei to die?" Dakang asked humbly.
"Three days! If he doesn't die in three days, Mu Ye will worship him as his teacher! Go to the ****!" Wang Mumu nodded seriously.
"According to my many years of experience in being bullied, at most one day, you don't even know that my Zhang Meng has more things to do than his mother's chairman in a day, and my mother has three nannies. I don't count the time for sex every day, and I have to go to bed at one o'clock in the middle of the night.
, Damn it, I have the urge to get my vagina cut off and become sisters with her!" Leilei, a desperado, said bitterly.
"Why do I have the idea that I don't want to get married?" Zhang Xi lit up his cigarette and looked at my back with fear.
"If you don't want to get married, we can just live together!" Tianyang said, blinking his eyes.
"You fucking have to get along with me!!" Zhang Xi cursed angrily.
"Drink water, drink water!" Chicken intestines said with sweat.
"I can't stay in this house anymore. Women like men, and men fucking like boys. They look like me. Such a damn handsome guy, but no one cares about it. Clean it up and go to the fucking Pentagon."
"Wait for bin Laden to go!" Chenchen cursed angrily.
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Since we only have five rooms, the space is a bit insufficient, so one room was given to Zhang Meng and Yaoyao, one was given to Linlin, and the other was given to Dakang and the little nurse. The remaining one was given to me, Mumu,
Chicken intestines, Leilei lives in one room, Zhang Xi, Tianyang, and Chenchen live in the same room.
After I bought sanitary napkins for Linlin, put out the bath water for Yaoyao, and had Zhang Meng teach me, and finally got approved and could sleep, I returned to the room and threw myself on the bed. Wang Mumu screamed like a ghost.
, kicked me away with a bang.
"What are you doing? I'll take a break. Why are you kicking me?"
"Didn't you fucking see that I have a beautiful body? Do you know how to do yoga?? It's just for the feet, and after the neck, it's like a jumping leg...!" Wang Mumu was pressed by me, and his crotch ripped.
opened……
"Mu, stop cracking the egg and let him rest for a while. Look at him as tired as a grandson. Why don't you feel bad for him!" After Leile took a bath, he didn't even put on any clothes and came out naked.
"Bah, shameless!" Jichangzi turned his head shyly.
"Changhangang, if you continue to be mean to me, I will treat you properly! I'll give you a good treatment if you slap me so loudly, you will definitely know that you are a master!" Leilei frowned and walked over to the chicken intestines.
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"Brother Lei, don't fight! I was wrong! I was so wrong! When you look anxious, my vagina suddenly hardens! If you don't believe me, just look at it!!" Jichangzi is most afraid of Leilei, because when Leilei is fighting,
It's neither serious nor serious, it's like a real fight with JB. If any of us fight with him, we will be easily injured.
"Brothers, these two girls must be sent away from the meeting!" I remembered that when I was in school, whenever I encountered something, I liked to analyze it with them.
"I really can't analyze this matter. Yaoyao knows Taekwondo, but I have a bad physique. Guan Yu can kill Yanliang in one round. Linlin is even more fierce. It's annoying. Let me go in tomorrow. You like to find it."
Who is looking for who?" When Wang Mumu heard this, he didn't want to be in good shape anymore, so he directly covered himself with a quilt, stuck his buttocks out, and lay down directly.
"Xiao Fei... Yaoyao has always been... to you!" Leile touched the scar on his face, sat on the bed tentatively, and said.
"Go away, you're not a damn good bird, you're a traitor!"
"Fei, why don't we analyze it!" Jichangzi glanced at me and asked, blinking.
"You... just hang out somewhere cool. I don't even understand it yet. You can analyze it with me!" I rolled my eyes at him, took the quilt, and lay down directly on the sofa.
After a while, these people all fell asleep. There was something on my mind, and I couldn't sleep even after tossing and turning...
On the other side, Yaoyao was wearing a nightgown and walked to the balcony. The cold north wind in winter made her hair flutter.
"Pah!!" The white little hand lit the lighter and lit the cigarette on the red lips. The red lips moved slightly, puffed out slightly, sighed, and sat on the rocking chair with curled legs, and said slowly: "I