As Ma Mian said, it can be said that I have been around for more than four years. It is the first time I am so arrogant, the first time I am so unreasonable, and the first time I am so rocking. But this is all because of Wang Wenbo, a cockroach.
Yes, it’s so lifelike!!
Because he is a lost species that only happens once in a thousand years. He does not play the ordinary game of hunting. He hides every day. Although it won’t hurt you, it will definitely make you vomit for a year. In this way, I can use the resources I have.
Not enough strength.
Therefore, to deal with people like him, you must be more disgusting than him and more stupid than him!!
After today, everyone knows that I have been to Candy. As long as Wang Wenbo still wants to hang out in society, he will definitely have to go to the crematorium tomorrow or have someone go to the crematorium to maintain his status in the world that he has worked hard for for many years!!
I bowed to everyone to express my gratitude, and everyone drank a drink to express their acceptance of my gratitude. Then I smiled, waved my hand, and said directly to Dakang: "Let's go!!"
"Okay!!" Dakang nodded and shouted to the person in front of him: "Get into formation and get out of here!"
The gangster who was kneeling on the ground + stood up, stared at us, and moved out of the way. Dakang walked steadily along the path and walked directly to the door. By this time, I was already drunk, and my eyes were a little blurry.
With his hands behind his back, he followed Dakang unsteadily out.
The more than three hundred people watching the excitement at the door gave way one after another. No one said anything, and they stood straight. When they saw Dakang and I walking by, they all nodded and acted very seriously.
Since I was a little drunk, I was shaking hands with a person as if in review. Apparently I had forgotten the lead on Dakang's arm, which was still burning...
"Brother Fei, can you go quickly?" Dakang turned around and asked with a darker expression.
"Okay!!" I nodded reservedly, shook hands with the last two people, and followed Dakang directly out of the candy.
Guo Degan, the security guard, and the more than twenty young men with machetes just now did not chase him out. Dakang bit off the lead wire with his teeth and rubbed it vigorously. The blisters on his arm actually fell off.
Rolling human skin….
"Hurry up!!" Dakang said to me, quickly ran towards the Land Rover, opened the door, and got directly into the cab. I then sat on the passenger seat and directly inserted the key. Dakang started the car.
Put it into gear, step on the accelerator, and the car sped out.
Under the gazes of all the social elders and gangsters who came out from the door, the car flew away in a cloud of dust...
Dakang and I sat in the car and were silent for ten minutes. I looked directly at the outside of the car, while the sweat on Dakang's face was dripping on the steering wheel, just like being caught in the rain.
"Flying is quite exciting, isn't it?" Dakang asked as he kept wiping his sweat.
"Well, if you do this a few more times, you can easily suffer a myocardial infarction and die on the spot!!" I nodded with deep approval.
"Actually, it's really tiring to pretend...!" Dakang added again, and then said to me: "You hold the steering wheel, and I'll take the things off your waist!!"
"Does this count as drunk driving? You won't detain me, right?" I asked a little worriedly. Although I was not drunk, I drank too fast and was definitely a bit high. The main sign of being high is a slight
So a little sexy and excited.
"Brother! Where are you heading to JB! You're going to end up in a fucking ditch!! Don't let anyone kill you because of the candy!! I'll drive with you later and plunge into the ditch to die for love, fuck!"
While muttering in fear, Kang untied the rope from his belt, took the explosive in his hand, rolled down the window, threw it directly along the window.
"Whoosh!!"
A bundle of explosives flew directly into the flower bed and hung on a tree branch.
"Snapped!!"
I slapped him on the head and cursed with drunken eyes: "You are so fucking stupid! What if you throw it away and blow it up? How good is it that this toy has been resold and you can stay in a luxury suite for one night? You really
jb loser!!"
"You are so fucking stupid, do you think this game is real???" Dakang said with a proud look on his dark face.
"Squeak!!"
After listening to what he said, I braked and stood there, staring in disbelief, and asked: "What do you mean???"
"Mumu once said that the highest level of pretense is to believe in yourself first, so that you can infect others!!" Dakang glanced at the starry sky melancholy and said lightly.
"Stop making trouble!! You said this thing is fake???? Didn't I ask you to contact Leile and get it from his relationship??" I asked quickly again.
"I went there and threw the explosives he had in stock into a manure pit. It would blow up two pieces of shit... I had no choice but to ask him to bring me an empty explosive shell and asked for three
Rice leads, when it's all over, I'll buy him a Chinese one, and he's quite happy!!" Dakang bared his teeth and continued to show off.
After listening to what he said, I sat in the car and was stunned for three or four minutes. Then I burst out laughing and said, "Haha, if Guo Degan knows that this game is fake! Do you think he would be so angry?"
Hemiplegia?? Haha..."
After listening to my words, Dakang was silent for a moment and said something very philosophical: "He can accept that this thing is real, but he can never accept that it is fake... If, at that time, I had shown off at the door,
Throwing explosives, he would definitely dare to shoot and kill us both in full view of everyone!!"
"It makes sense. Hey, I found that your language organization skills are quite strong recently! You are becoming more and more educated!" I looked at Dakang, who had not graduated from elementary school, and said seriously.
"I've been reading a book lately!" Dakang started the car and said in a low-key voice.
"...Tell me what book it is, and I'll read it too!"
"Currently, this book only has two readers!"
"Who?" I asked curiously.
"Luo Yufeng and I!!" Dakang said calmly.
“What kind of book!!!??”
"Bosom friend!!!"
After hearing this, I was shocked and secretly admired that Dakang's reading taste really belongs to the eccentric category. He could actually read such an enigmatic book, so I asked cautiously and with great humility: "What about Luo Yufeng?"
, is she just that strange woman who said on TV that she never appeared in the first five hundred years and never saw anyone in the next five hundred years??"
"Well, we are soul lovers...!" Dakang drove the car and exuded such a temperament that people dare not look up to him...
"It's really awesome!" I felt a deep sense of inferiority in my heart, and I almost put my head in my crotch...
….
On the other side, Guo Degan was sitting in the back seat of his Toyota Domineering, with gauze wrapped around his thigh, gritting his teeth, and dialed Wang Wenbo's number.
"Hey, brother! Something happened!" Guo Degang covered his thigh and held the phone. He was silent for a long time before he said anything.
"I already know it!!" Wang Wenbo's voice was cold, like a machine, showing incomparable indifference.
"What should I do?" Guo Degan asked.
"Hey, Gangzi and Momo are coming back from the northwest on today's flight. Isn't he going to have sex? I'm going to receive him well!!" Wang Wenbo was silent for a long time, said something calmly, and hung up the phone.