The little nurse hit me, not because she was really angry, but because she felt sorry for Dakang and used my body to express her deep love for Dakang. As a brother-in-law, I, let alone let her hit me twice,
Even if she forces me to sleep with her, how can I do it? Idle time is idle, no one is using it!
Everyone quarreled in the house for a while, and Dakang said to the little nurse: "Daughter-in-law, go and take a walk! This house is full of bacteria!"
The little nurse looked at me, then at Dakang, nodded obediently, and walked out with her bag. The remaining few people, headed by Zhang Lu, were chatting happily and wanted to leave.
nothing.
"Ahem!! Let me tell you, can you have a little more discernment! Why are you all acting like idiots!!" Chenchen bared his teeth and cursed at everyone.
"Da Shachen, who are you scolding??" Zhang Lu turned around, put her hands on her hips, and had that kind of outlaw expression, which was exactly the same as Wang Mumu's...
"... Fei, look... I can't fix her, why don't you let her out!" Chenchen shivered instinctively and said to me awkwardly.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" Zhang Lu rolled her eyes at him, then led the people out chattering.
After everyone left, the three of us sat in the small surgical operating room and began to discuss countermeasures.
"Kang, Chen, I promised Guan Yu that we will send someone here to deal with the aftermath of the candy smashing today!" I looked at the two of them, sat on the chair, and said slowly.
"Well, Dakang and I have guessed this. When we were getting stitches, we were chatting. The people below are not of a high enough level, so we can only choose one person from the two of us!" Chenchen listened to what I said and clicked.
He nodded and said something.
"Go ahead!! I still have to accompany my wife!" Dakang said with a dark face and an expressionless expression.
"Fuck, I'm not going. I'm having a conflict with Weiwei. Now that I'm in, I should be in a hurry again!!" After hearing what Dakang said, Chenchen was obviously stunned for a moment, then he realized what he was doing and shook his head.
"Brother Kang, I'm talking to you, why don't you listen? I haven't practiced cannon boxing with you in the past two days, have I?" Dakang frowned and stood up, clicking his fingers.
"Oh my god, are you going to play a male-male sparring match with me??" Chenchen also stood up.
I raised the corner of my mouth and looked at the two of them with a smile, knowing what they were thinking. The candy thing was a big fuss, and there must be an explanation, so we need someone to hold the tank.
There is a lot of room for sentencing for things like causing trouble. The main issue is compensation, money, and relationships. If you are just picking quarrels and provoking trouble, you will be sentenced to 1-3 years in prison. You will then be sent to a detention center for three months. When the case reaches the procuratorate, you will be opened directly.
To prove it, get someone out on medical parole and the person will be released.
If you don’t have money, it doesn’t matter, then it’s not that fucking simple. Maybe they’ll call you a mafia criminal gang and force you to collect protection fees, and you won’t be able to get out for ten years!!
And we have already said hello to Guan Yu, and we also have connections with the Procuratorate. No matter who Dakang or Chenchen goes in, they will definitely be able to come out within three months, but although they will not suffer any punishment in there, they will definitely be a little bored.
But the two of them gave in to each other, not because of this, but because they were afraid of revenge from the petty Wang Wenbo. After all, they led the team to smash the candies, so neither one wanted to go in to ensure the safety of the other.
"Otherwise, you both can get in!" I saw that they were about to start a fight, so I could only say something very speechless.
"No, everyone is gone, there is no one around you!" Chenchen shook his head and said.
"Well, this tiger is right. Wang Wenbo's matter has not been resolved yet, and someone needs to be in the family!" Dakang also said in agreement.
"Then you two use rock, paper, scissors!" I made a very good suggestion.
But unexpectedly, two seconds later, the two of them started fucking!!
"I'm going to fuck your uncle, Chenchen, and you will become a scissors!!"
"Get out of here, sister! You're blind! I didn't even move my hands!"
"I'll kick you to death!"
"..."
That night, the discussion lasted until midnight, but there was no fucking result. It wasn't until the next morning, when we all got up, that we found that Dakang had led the little nurse away, leaving a note on the table that read: "Chenchen.
When will I go to jail and when will I go home!!"
"Okay!! Bao Gongkang! You are really cheap!!" Chenchen held the note in his hand for a long time, then cursed and left directly.
In the afternoon of that day, Chenchen was taken away by the Municipal Criminal Police Team. According to Guan Yu, the conversation between Chenchen and him was very shocking.
"Name!" Guan Yu asked casually while smoking a cigarette, sitting on an iron chair, and reading a novel.
"Fuck, you went to my house and spent three or four months eating and drinking, and you don't know my name???" Chenchen drank water, rolled her eyes and cursed.
"...Be more serious, name!!" Guan Yu was unhappy.
"Meng Chen!" Chen Chen replied lazily.
"age!"
"twenty three!"
"Profession!"
"Caesar's Palace, it's all about the show!"
"Fuck!! You can't say that!!" Guan Yu corrected with a frown.
"What do you mean??" Chenchen asked, blinking her ignorant eyes.
"...You should say that you work as a security guard in a nightclub!" Guan Yu was persuasive.
"What a shame! It's so shameless for the security guard to tell you!" Chenchen suddenly became angry.
"...Security manager, can you?"
"This sounds pretty reliable, okay, I'll just be the security manager!" Chenchen nodded with satisfaction.
"That night, with whom did you drink and make trouble? Damage a small part of the property of the candy bar!?" Guan Yu continued to lower his head and asked.
"Haha!! You are so stupid! We almost smashed the candy into the open air, and we still lost a small part?? You are so funny!" Chenchen laughed at Guan like a psychopath.
Yu.
"...Do you want to go in??" Guan Yu had never seen such an arrogant woman before. He was so angry that he couldn't think straight when he spoke.
"I want to go in!!" Chenchen said without hesitation.
"Then let's talk about it, okay?"
"OK!"
"Then who did you go to get the candy with?"
"Wang Dazhuang, Wang Erzhuang, Wang...!"
"Stop!! Don't fucking make it up like that! Can you change your last name or something? Otherwise this thing should be handed over to the procuratorate, and I'll have to go in too!" Guan Yu frowned and said.
"...Oh, Wang Dazhuang, Li Dazhuang, Guo Dazhuang...!"
"Strengthen your mother!" Guan Yu cursed angrily and left directly. Chenchen spent the entire afternoon sitting in the criminal police team, drinking tea in the interrogation room, and thinking about names for the entire afternoon.