"Brother, hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Look at how the car is crashing! Why is it being caught by the rope? Brother, use the speed you used to chase Xue Dani and pull off her pants when you were a kid, and get caught by the car!"
!" Wang Yiheng pointed at the tram bus with an anxious look on his face and shouted excitedly.
"Hold on??Superman?!! Damn! That's how it should be played!!" Wang Mumu's triangular eyes were glowing green.
"Why do you bring two ropes?" Wang Yiheng asked shamelessly.
"Because... maybe... it seems... there is no navigation, and I'm afraid of losing it!" Wang Mumu said inscrutably.
“What is navigation??”
"It can be compared to a guide in ancient times!" Wang Mumu had sweat on his forehead.
"Showing the way to whom?"
"Passersby!"
“Who is the passerby??”
"Your dad! My third uncle!"
“When did my dad become an ancient person??”
"I went there when I had nothing to do..."
"What are you going for? Why didn't you take me with you?" Wang Yiheng asked doubtfully.
"Look for my Sanniang to study you...!"
"What did my mother do in ancient times?"
"Be a queen!"
"I wonder, is there still this history? Then my dad must be the emperor?" Wang Yiheng was excited.
"You're fucking right!! Your father is the fourth master and your mother is Zhen Huan!! And our family is all fucking aristocrats!! Oops**!! It's been such a big circle, jb crossing, and jb triangle
I'm in love, I'm damn sure I'm back!!" Wang Mumu would stare at anyone when he was bragging, getting more and more excited the more he boasted, but with Wang Yiheng, he was really shouting to the sky, bursting into tears, and he would believe whatever you said.
, then blow a jb!!
The two of them took a taxi and rushed to Caesar's Palace. Along the way, Wang Yiheng was curious about everything he saw, and he had to ask for advice on everything he saw. In his heart, his cousin Chairman Wang knew everything and knew everything.
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Later, according to incomplete statistics, Chairman Wang boasted today that the GDP growth rate was 3.5 times that of the same year...
The two of us had a very enjoyable trip. When we arrived at Caesars Palace, it was already past five o'clock in the evening, which was exactly the time for dinner. At that time, I was preparing to go to some food stalls with Zhan Kui and a few friends.
Then play a wonderful game of mahjong.
But as soon as we went out, a group of us saw Wang Mumu and Wang Yiheng. We were all stunned for a moment, and then Zhankui bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Oh **, Chairman, have you changed your style??"
"Can you recognize me??" Wang Mumu glanced at himself and asked in confusion.
"Fuck, if anyone in Shenyang doesn't know the chairman, won't he get beaten?" Brother Zhankui said with a laugh.
"That's true...!" Although Wang Mumu was tired of pretending all the way, he still nodded in agreement and said casually: "Times Magazine asked me to take a cover photo yesterday, and I haven't even had time to put on my clothes yet.
Change!"
"Brother, when did we take the photo?" Wang Yiheng asked doubtfully.
"Ahem... wasn't it yesterday?? Oh, you were sleeping at the time... I didn't look at it. The famous editor said "the brush has no bristles" and opened the lens cover. The American photographer "Powell. Ka. Lai Yizhang" pressed it.
Shutter...!" Wang Mumu blinked his triangular eyes 20,000 times per second, coughed, and said to his cousin.
"Oh, what are you talking about about taking photos? I wasn't sleeping. You forgot about yesterday's TV station's interview on a poor village! The village chief said that we grew up like poor families, so he went to the show specially for seven yuan.
You bought two pairs of rubber shoes for us, and then you talked for more than three hours to make people urinate, which made the female reporter fall asleep...!" Wang Yiheng said slowly and seriously.
"Haha!!" A few of us stood on the steps and burst into laughter.
"Snapped!!"
Wang Mumu slapped his cousin Wang Yiheng on the head, and cursed: "Old Wang family, why did they come up with such a different person like you! They don't even know how to pretend to understand, why didn't they give it to you?
How is it cultivated?!"
"Brother...I'm hungry!!" Wang Yi said innocently.
"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore. My brother is hungry. I'll take him to have something to eat. I'll play mahjong with you tomorrow!" Wang Mumu ate three kilograms of cut cakes by himself and felt guilty, so he turned to everyone.
Said something.
"Fuck, isn't your brother my brother? Come on, I'll arrange it. You can eat whatever you want. If you have higher spiritual pursuits, it's not difficult to lose your virginity. The whole virginity is only 10,000 yuan.
Money!" Zhankui said boldly.
"Yes, Lao Zhan arranged it today. Tomorrow it will be me and Mr. Liang, one person for one day. Take your brother to have fun!" Another boss of Guofa Electronic Game Company, Qian Guofa, also said with his bag under his arms.
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"Forget it, forget it, I accept it, but I'm tired today, so I won't go drink. Wait for me to rest for two days and let's get together, okay?" Wang Mumu smiled and waved his hand in rejection.
"You really don't want to go?"
"I won't go...Thank you. If you come to me for prostitution in the future, I will give you a 9.9% discount personally!" Wang Mumu said openly.
"Fuck, okay, call me later!"
"Hey, okay, make a call!" Wang Mumu greeted everyone and sent his elder brothers to Zhankui's car. I also leaned against the car window and said to a few people: "My principal wife is back.
I won’t talk to you anymore, I have to go home to communicate with you at night..."
"Haha, fuck, you are also a shabby guy!" Zhan Kui nodded in understanding, waved his hand, and then drove away.
After sending Zhan Kui and others away, I looked back, squinting my eyes, crouching my right leg, looking at my Wang Mumu, punching him, and asking angrily: "What are you looking at, you idiot?"
!!”
"What are you looking at?!" Wang Mumu frowned and tilted his head as he replied to me.
"Peng!" I kicked him over and cursed loudly: "Look at me beating you!!"
"Pah!!" Wang Mumu slapped my neck with his "foot" and yelled: "You really don't know!! Your Muye's calves! Put the gear on! What the hell is the speed!"
Fortunately, Caesars had not officially opened for business at this time, and there was no one in the empty parking lot. We had a hand-to-hand fight. I always thought that in our group, the only ones I could pinch were Ji Changzi and Wang Mumu.
But I didn't expect that Wang Mumu would go crazy, and it was really hard for me to punish him...
This time we "played", apart from the fact that we didn't use weapons, it was almost the same as a real fight. The strikes were quite heavy, but there were reasons. I wanted to beat Wang Mumu because he left without saying hello to me.
He wants to beat me because...he is telling me that he feels sorry for me...
A full ten minutes passed. Wang Mumu and I sat on the ground with bruises and swollen faces, each holding a cigarette. We were silent for a long time. Wang Mumu said inexplicably: "Actually, you didn't do anything wrong... but you were right...
That’s wrong!”
"Guess what happened to Tan Ping in the end!" I turned around and asked him.
"Fuck, if you took the initiative to bring up this topic, you must have done nothing to him!!" Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment and said slowly.
"Yeah, I still haven't been able to do anything to him!" I sighed and said slowly.
"Fei... don't push yourself too hard!!" Wang Mumu patted my shoulder and said seriously.
I stared blankly at the empty parking lot, as if all the hustle and bustle around me had disappeared. My body seemed to be screaming at the blue planet in the vast black starry sky and the huge whirlpool black hole.