I washed my hair and face, and although I felt a lot more awake, the impure tap water seeped into the wound, which made me feel like I was overtired and had a burning, swollen and painful feeling...
After washing my face, I took off my tattered T-shirt and started to take a bath with a towel in the private room...
"Brother Fei, I asked you, do you dare to be more particular... you put food in your mouth!! You rub the mud in the middle, isn't it a bit disgusting...!" Wang Nan sat next to Zhang Xi, dumbfounded and used his little
He bit his chopsticks and said something speechless.
"He has been vulgar for many years. When we were in the dormitory, he took a bath, and the mud he rubbed off was enough to build a fucking kang, and he was as rich as a beggar...!" Wang Mumu looked at the traces of dirt left on my body.
The mixture of blood and mud is eaten...
"...It's okay, you eat your food, don't worry about me, I'm fine!" I wiped my chest and back, and then said something polite to everyone.
"Bah, I can't see anyone looking at the back of their head for eight lifetimes...!" Zhang Lu stuck out her tongue and cursed.
"Where's Guan Yu? He's not here yet??" After wiping the blood on my body, I suddenly remembered that if I hadn't waited for Guan Yu, I wouldn't have been beaten for no reason, so I asked Dakang fiercely.
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"Chicken intestines sent him home!" Dakang said speechlessly.
"Send it home?? What's going on??" I glanced at the dining table, and sure enough I didn't see the chicken intestines.
"Oh...he drank too much...!" Wang Mumu said a little speechlessly.
"Drinking too much?? I've only been out for twenty fucking minutes. Drinking too much?? Who are you with??" I asked in shock, looking at the people in the room who were all sober.
"Follow me!!" Wang Yiheng held the hairy crab and was biting it. Tianyang looked at him with admiration and said slowly: "Brother, I thought I was fucking awesome enough!
! It’s my first time to eat hairy crabs. I ate the legs and threw away the body. You are much better than me! You even ate the shell...Aren’t you afraid of pooping or poking your asshole?..."
"It's okay, I chewed it to pieces...!" Wang Yiheng didn't blink, chewing it raw.
"Calm down, the way a noble eats is, the way a noble eats...!" As soon as Wang Mumu had something happen and couldn't explain it clearly, he just blamed the noble,
I don’t understand what the hell, the aristocrat’s toothbrush can be made of leftovers from the Three Gorges Dam? Wouldn’t it bleed if you prick it...
After I sat down and drank two glasses of wine, I finally found out how Guan Yu died. It turned out that this guy heard that Wang Mumu had brought a younger brother and felt that he couldn't come empty-handed. After all, he had smoked Wang Mumu's cigarettes a lot, but he didn't want to
After spending money, I didn’t know where to pottage two kilograms from somewhere, and used deer antlers, green snakes, wolfberries, ginseng, and bulk liquor soaked for four or five years to fool Wang Mumu and say that this was Hades, the king of Hades, the wine for the royal dinner...
You have to tell Wang Mumu that this is Lafite. He can throw away the wine bottle in a hurry, and then tell you that Lafite is not even used to clean the toilet at home, but you have to tell him that this was found from digging an ancient tomb somewhere.
He could drink two pounds of arsenic...
I have no choice but to pretend to be a salesperson. I have to behave differently...
After bringing the wine, Wang Mumu originally planned to use his own fake spittoon from the Qianlong period to have a few drinks, but Wang Yiheng, whose mother had been making wine for the oldest nobleman of the Wang family since he was a child, Puyi, knew it as soon as he smelled it.
This is bulk liquor that costs two yuan a pound, so I casually said: "Hades may be relatively low-key. If you go to an alley to buy liquor, you are obviously fooling people!"
Guan Yu, who was planning to use this wine to trick Wang Mumu and Ichijosu Yan, became furious when he heard this, saying that after drinking this wine, he could see Athena immediately...
When Wang Yiheng heard this, he also said with the enthusiasm of a different kind of desperado passed down from his ancestors: "Well, you drink a pound, I drink a pound, and we go to Athena to fight the Landlord together! Okay??"
Just like that, the two tigers didn't even wait for the food to be served. They each drank a pound of 60-degree bulk liquor. In less than a minute after drinking it, Wang Yiheng sat on the stool without blushing or panting.
Guan Yu said he went to the toilet, but he never came out after going in. Wang Mumu, who had been watching with a spittoon, said to me afterwards: "Guan Yu, I don't know if you saw Athena, but you must have seen the moon!! Because
Before entering the toilet, he said: "Chang'e? Why are you wandering around at night? Looking for rabbits??"
After hearing this, I was immediately speechless. Originally, I was thinking of offering the king a drink or two, but seeing how much he drinks, I better stop humiliating myself. What if I meet Chang'e too...
However, the due etiquette must still be fulfilled. I drank two cups of tea, warmed up, and then stood up and said: "Come on, Master Mu has brought us another younger brother. In the future, our family will have another brother."
Members, please don’t get any ink marks. Tomorrow, those who need to buy clothes will buy clothes, and those who need to buy watches will buy watches. Within three days, they must be neatly cleaned for me!!"
"Yiheng, I've known your brother Fei for so many years, and I've never seen him so open-minded. Why don't you thank him!!" Wang Mumu politely began to teach Wang Yiheng how to behave.
"Thank you, Brother Big Bird!" Wang Yiheng bowed his thanks seriously.
"Ha ha!!"
Everyone burst into laughter, and I said with a black hair, holding a wine glass: "If you can buy a street stall, you should buy a street stall...!"
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed again, then stood up and drank it all. After eating at the hot pot restaurant for more than an hour, they went back to Caesar and asked for a private room. Everyone sang some songs. Anyway, they were all very happy. Wang Mumu didn't seem to be in tune all day long.
It's all nonsense, but his team is really tired because he has too many people to manage, including Wang Nan, Wang Jun and Xiao Hai. Each one leads a group, but there are still many people left who cannot be managed.
Therefore, Wang Yiheng's arrival should be able to help him and Jichangzi to some extent.
As for the place to live, it was still arranged at home. Although the room was not enough, Ji Changzhi had ulterior motives and did not hesitate to invite Wang Yiheng to live with him. I had suspected more than once that maybe Ji Changzhi was holding my brother temporarily because he could not sleep.
It was just his mother’s dirty idea of sleeping with her younger brother that led her to do this...
The commotion lasted until around one o'clock in the middle of the night. A group of us drove back home. After I took a shower and changed into pajamas, I shamelessly went to Dakang's room, lay on his bed, and asked the nurse to apply some disinfectant on my body.
Of course, my brothers and my wife couldn’t use it in vain. I threw the last three dollars and fifty cents in my pocket to them. The little nurse scolded Ban Sujie because of this: “Bitch Fei, you think too much of me.”
It’s so cheap…!”
After returning to the house contentedly, I lay on the comfortable bed and was about to have a luxurious sleep when my landline phone suddenly rang. I was stunned for a moment, not sure who was calling my landline phone in the middle of the night.
"Hey, who is it?" I asked as I leaned on the bedside, lit a cigarette.
"I, the four-eyed frog!" the man with glasses asked straight to the point.
"Oh, why did you call my landline?"
"Fuck, I'm about to explode the satellite. I can't even get through your phone!" The man with glasses cursed.
As soon as he finished speaking, I suddenly remembered that my cell phone had just been kicked to pieces...
"Oh, today I met a beggar who has no father or mother. I looked very pitiful, and I didn't bring any money, so I just threw my phone to him!" I lied without blinking, really...
"Okay, I don't have time to talk to you. I have news about your matter. I have a friend at the H City Exit-Entry Administration Bureau. We were drinking together today. I said something casually, but I didn't expect him to tell me,
In the past few days, a girl named Hong Xin has applied for a visa!!" The man with glasses said quickly.
After hearing this, I froze in place, paused for a long time, and suddenly asked: "She is the only one who applied for the visa??"