With that said, Liu Di and I walked out of the private room and returned to another room. At this time, after the second drink, everyone had torn off their masks of hypocrisy and kindness and started to dance wildly with gods and demons.
Wang Mumu stood on the marble table, drunk and hazy, facing several girls in miniskirts, with his hands behind his back: "How long have you been doing this??"
"...Brother, it's my first day at work today...!" A girl said with a smile and blinked her eyes.
"...Who knows me?" Wang Mumu burped and asked in a low-key voice.
"Where are you employed?" Another girl, Sai Wangmumu, asked casually with a piece of orange in her mouth.
"Have you ever heard of the Love Between the Legs Association?" Wang Mumu said as if he had revealed it unintentionally.
"What are you doing?? You can't be selling hair removal cream, right?" Shi Wei asked with a smile while drinking wine.
"Usually I refuse to answer adult questions like yours, but from your point of view, we may have had a romantic relationship in our last life, so if you really want to shave, I still recommend you to use Philips 360
High-speed, fully automatic cutter head, three advantages: high rotation of the cutter head, fast hair removal, and full angle, specializing in the blind spots next to the two eggs. After the detergent is washed, there is a cool seaside wind and a light salty smell.
.....!!" Wang Mumu's casual words revealed profound knowledge, and Shi Wei was stunned by one sentence. He was stunned for a long time and never dared to say another sentence.
"Brother, you know a lot!!" A girl in a miniskirt said in shock.
"It's all fur, it's all fur. My real major is in women. What kind of president of Oxford last year, "Ander Lu? Khan Mill Squat!" wants to give me a lifetime achievement award.
I politely declined the award. I personally believe that promoting the economic development of the prostitution industry is our obligation. I will use him to award the JB Award!!" When Wang Mumu mentioned Oxford or Bin Laden, he drank enough. Twenty minutes later
, absolutely no longer recognize anyone.
"What do you mean, are you a mamasang??" Another girl stretched out her little hand and stuffed Wang Mumu with a piece of orange, and asked curiously.
"Hmm, I can say a few words about this. This guy is really awesome. He created an association for love between the legs. It's nothing but a bunch of chickenheads who haven't graduated from elementary school. They asked him to attend meetings every three days.
, very formal and professional!!" Guan Yu interrupted while drinking.
"Study together and discuss together!" Wang Mumu said reservedly.
"On this fucking thing, what are you guys talking about??" Chen Wanwei asked in confusion.
"I'm telling you Ang, but you don't understand. Look at Ang, take China as an example. From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, to the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, the Qin, Han, Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Sui, Tang and Five Dynasties, the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, there are five thousand years of history and dynasties.
There are endless changes, and a regime is so short-lived, but why does the prostitution industry never go away? Let me tell you, this is market demand!! It shows that our male compatriots!! are very coquettish at heart!! We are very hungry!!
If there is a market, there will be competition. If there is fucking competition, you have to work hard, and you have to be different from others!! Otherwise, it will just be a fucking cannon!! Why do I have to go to your house to smash it? Your father is Li Gang
, or is your bed more comfortable?" Wang Mumu stared eloquently and asked Chen Wanwei.
Chen Wanwei didn't expect that his words would cause such a big trouble. After being embarrassed for a while, he asked: "Then why did I go to your house to smash it?"
"Catering to the market!!! You have to cater to the market!! What is most in demand? Stockings? Uniforms? High heels? Poison dragons? Full body roaming? Or red ropes? Mu Ye is responsible to tell you, none of them are fucking true.
!!What is most needed can never be obtained!! It is you who have been fucked hard, and then she tells you, sorry, there is bleeding down there! If you are fine, just watch me masturbate.
!!The girls in our store, before going to work, work for Ping An Insurance for three months in sales, and then go straight to Pheasant School to get an MBA degree when they come back. I won’t lie at all. Just like you, if you go to our store, I won’t fool you.
I don’t even have any underpants left, and I don’t even have the surname Wang!!” Wang Mumu glowed with a divine light, which made people feel a sense of admiration in their hearts.
"I'm convinced...my eyes are really opened today!" Chen Wanwei said with sincere admiration.
"Brother...are you still recruiting newcomers to your venue?" the girl in the miniskirt asked with rippling eyes.
Wang Mumu looked at her for three seconds, and then said sheepishly: "Han Hong... we don't want it anymore!"
"Ha ha!!"
Everyone burst into laughter, but Liu Di felt a little embarrassed when he heard that such a topic was being discussed in the room. I smiled and turned around and said: "It's okay, his wife is very strict and she lets loose as soon as she comes out..."
!”
"Ha...it's okay!"
Then Liu Di and I sat down, and Guan Yu stood up, picked up the microphone and said: "Wang Mumu is a genius!! I must sing a song! Let me express my inner admiration!! Go, sister, give it
I worship the whole song!"
"If I sing with you, I have to worship you too!" Chen Wanwei hugged a girl and stood up.
Then the two men sang a song, which alarmed the Central Committee and the Party.
"This song is dedicated to Mr. Mu who is picking his feet. I sincerely thank him for his contribution to hundreds of millions of male compatriots... The aura of wood shines in my heart, bringing peace and auspiciousness to all living beings. I kneel down with my whole body prostrated.
Under the blue sky, hold the snow lotus in your hands and call it, and sing with me Nammo King Mumu Bodhisattva!!"
"Nama King Mumu Bodhisattva!!!"
The girls screamed and shouted together.
"Sing Nammo Amitabha with me...!"
"Master Mu, Amitabha!!"
The screams started again!!
The music in the room was deafening, and Guan Yu's broken voice made me drink four bottles of Carlsberg in a row to divert my attention. A group of us talked and laughed, played with colors and pulled the calf at the same time.
While playing, I noticed a detail, that is Shi Wei, who has been dragging Wang Mumu to chat. The two of them were mumbling and didn't know what they were talking about, while I was responsible for accompanying Chen Wanwei...
We played until about one o'clock in the middle of the night and everyone was about to leave. Wang Mumu burped and took a look. Liu Di and I whispered to Li Stickan: "Look at Ang, your brother Fei, it's not easy to think of him."
He’s also got a big dick, we can’t disturb him. As soon as we go out, you grab me and run away. When you go back, lock the front door of Caesar and tell the security guard that no one will fucking open the door, do you hear me??”
"Master Mu, Brother Fei won't give me any expenses for doing this!!" Li Gungun said in embarrassment.
"Fuck you, you idiot! I won't give you Brother Fei the money. He will give you a jb to pay for your expenses. You can do whatever he asks you to do! If Mo Ji turns around, he will give you Ping An and sell insurance!
!" Wang Mumu rolled his eyes and cursed.
"Okay then...!" Li Bangbang gave in in less than a second.
Then everyone stood up staggeringly and walked towards the door. I was so drunk that I could barely move. When I walked, I saw three fucking figures. But when I paid the bill, I vaguely remembered that the money seemed to have settled.
We tied the knot twice, the first time it was from Fan Minqing, and then we ordered money for something, and it was from Liu Di...
"You guys go first, I'm going to the toilet...!" I stood at the bar and said something vaguely, and then walked towards the toilet. Liu Di took a look and fell down before he reached the door.
I hesitantly tipped the waiter a hundred yuan, and said slowly: "Look at him for me, thank you!"
After instructing the waiter, Liu Di walked towards the door, preparing to drive on the opposite side of the road. However, Guan Yu, Shi Wei, and Chen Wanwei were unable to drive at all. One of them took a taxi and ran away. Wang Mumu on the other end urged him shabbily.