"Master Mu, I'm no worse than the little carrot head. It's so damn hard! I don't know what Nan Nan means! I tease you every day and make you excited. After that, I'll use my fucking three
You are hanging with more than a hundred meters of rope! I can't reach the damn beams from above, and I can't reach the threshold from below. It's so uncomfortable!!!" Zhang Xi sighed, brewing, and shed two lines of cat urine...
"Any girl will never look at you!" Wang Mumu squinted his triangular eyes with disdain on his face. With this expression, it means that Chairman Wang is ready to go to class...
"What's wrong with me?? I have two long dicks, I can fuck in less than three seconds, six angular abs, and a small head. I must be Beckham. Not to mention Takeshi Kaneshiro, but I am also a big dick.
Wu Yanzu, you only have a fucking waist, but you are the whole wife? What the hell am I missing?" Zhang Xi suddenly became angry.
"Even if you have a dick that stretches from here to the moon, girls won't look down on you!! Any normal girl, who the hell would want to find a eunuch... Those small steps are for you... **, I'm watching
I'm afraid you'll break the egg...Brother, can you be any more worthless?" Wang Mumu rolled his eyes and asked aloud.
"If you want to pick up a girl, don't you have to be nice to her?" Xiaohai interjected.
"That's right, but I'm definitely not looking for my mother... Look at me, the most humiliating thing now is washing Zhang Lu's feet, but in ten years, I will just wash my fucking feet, and I won't be able to do anything else.
Zhang Xi is different. With his momentum, it is possible to catch up...!"
"What's possible??" Zhang Xi asked, blinking.
"**!!"
"Get out...!" Zhang Xi cursed shyly.
"It's so damn annoying, chasing after a bitch and grinding every day. If it doesn't work, just do what Xiaohai does!" Dakang is more direct in everything he does...
"It's okay to do that, but it risks going to jail, so it's the last resort. I have an immature idea. It just so happens that we have two idle people here today, so we can help Xixi solve the bed partner problem!!"
Wang Mumu was really bored, so he was going to have some fun with Zhang Xi.
"**!! We won't listen to your immature ideas! Last time we renovated the bathroom on the first floor, you had immature ideas. You had to make two toilets in the same pit, and the entire couple's room! I really
Damn it, I pooped all over the JB couple's room. Fortunately, we are not in the fast food business. Otherwise, we might have to have a whole family room or something. Damn it. If there are more people, I guess there will be a pit to hide.
A fully mechanized Northwest Army...!" Dakang said in a broken voice.
"What the hell, are couples having sex?! It's so fucking full every day!!" Wang Mumu roared.
"It's hot!! It's fucking hot! As soon as I heard that Caesars has a couple's room!! All the gays in Yunnan are fucking driving here! Just so that the two of them can squat together and take a shit!!" Big
Kang said speechlessly.
"Are you fucking mocking me?" Wang Mumu was furious and wanted to risk his life.
"Brothers!! Stop it, don't fight, because the toilet is really hard to use. Master Mu, if you have any good ideas, please teach me!!" Zhang Xi quickly broke up the argument.
"Zhang Xi, if I say this, if Wang Mumu doesn't give it to you, it will become a scandal!! I'll go to Shennongjia and be a savage for three years!!"
"Do you want to go or not? It's dark. Come on, come over to Xixi and I'll teach you a trick!" Wang Mumu, shining with divine light, hugged Zhang Xi and whispered in his ear.
In this way, Zhang Xi's first courtship, planned by Wang Mumu, became unforgettable... deeply remembered and painful...
…
Twenty minutes later, Zhang Xi put down three bags, raised his chest and raised his head, and ran towards Wang Nan with a majestic look, striding over...
"Nan Nan, what are you doing?" Zhang Xi asked politely and with a smile.
"Uh... drink some water!" Wang Nan held the sour plum soup in her little hand and took a sip. She looked at Zhang Xi as if she was a little mentally disturbed.
"Did you ever sit on a wooden board in your childhood, with your little hands on your chin, your eyes dull and swaying?" Zhang Xi asked in a soft voice.
"It's true that I have never held my chin in place. When my sister and I were washing clothes, we couldn't rub them together. It's true that the stool often shook!" Wang Nan said with her little feet, taking a step back and blinking her big eyes.
"Why is your mother so damn hateful?! I asked you to rub your clothes and give me a hammer...!" Zhang Xi suddenly became angry.
"Get out, your mother is so disgusting. If you have something to say, get out of here. My sister drank too much water and needs to pee!" Wang Nan rolled her eyes and prepared to leave.
"Peng!" Zhang Xi grabbed her little hand and said sincerely: "Shake it with me...!"
"...Are you sick? Where can you go?"
“On the swing!!”
"Brother! You said play on the swing, just play on the swing, shake your butt... it scared me to death... I thought Hilton was doing some work...!" Wang Nan wiped the sweat with his hand in collapse, and wiped the sweat.
He threw the bottle to Zhang Xi and walked to the toilet.
"That place is full of sex and filth...!" After Zhang Xi recited the poem, he looked back and saw Wang Mumu nodded calmly and gave a thumbs up.
Wang Nan went to the toilet, and then walked out squirmingly. Zhang Xi fanned her buttocks with his hand like a gentleman, and then walked to the swing next to the park with a mean smile on his face.
"You go up, I'll let you go!" Zhang Xi said with a smile.
"Uh...!" Wang Nan raised his head and glanced at the swing chains, which were all rusty, and the wooden boards, which were all rotten. He said a little scared: "Xixi, can we stop playing? People will die...
!”
"I am willing to die with you...!"
"Don't talk like that, I'm disgusted...!"
"Go up, brother, let me swing for you...!"
"Then let me take off my shoes!" Wang Nan held the swing chain with her little hand, took off her shoes, and with her bare white feet, sat on the board with her butt twisted, turned back and blinked at Zhang Xi and said:
"You...you...slow down!"
"It's okay, I'm measured!!" After Zhang Xi said this, he pushed Wang Nan's back and started running.
"Ah!!!" Wang Nan closed his eyes and screamed, and he was already in mid-air.
Then Zhang Xi quickly stepped back and pulled the swing back. Then he let go and the swing swung as high as a person...
"Squeak!! Squeak!!"
The broken iron chain made the sound of rust and friction. Wang Nan's legs were trembling, and she cried out: "Zhang Xi!! Let me down!! This thing is going to break!!"
"Catch the flowers!!" Wang Mumu immediately rushed up, holding a handful of cow trumpet flowers stolen from the lawn and said: "Performance is very good!!"
Zhang Xi took the flowers and nodded, mustering up the courage to shout: "Wang Nan, I like you!! We are in love!!"
"I'm afraid...you let me go down...!!!"
"No, I'll still treat you!!" Under Wang Mumu's guidance, Zhang Xi shouted again.
"Wow...!" Wang Nan cried...
"Push harder!! Push harder!! She will definitely promise you!!" Wang Mumu continued to push.
"Okay!!" Zhang Xi gritted his teeth, nimbly grabbed the wooden board of the swing, and pushed hard as if fighting with his mother...
"Creak, creak...!"
"Ah!!!!" As soon as Wang Nan opened his eyes, he watched as he ran towards a century-old willow tree and hit it...
"Zi la la!!" The swing passed through the green willow trees, and leaves fell all over the sky. It was very beautiful and poetic...
"Bang!"
A figure jumped off the swing and fell to the ground with a thud. His hair was like a chicken coop, with a few dusk leaves hanging...
Zhang Xi was stunned while holding the morning glory. Wang Mumu blinked and took a look, feeling that something was not going well, so he ran away with Zhang Lu...
"Zhang Xi, I will kill you!! Wow... my legs are broken...!"