After I got home, it was almost midnight, and I thought that everyone who should rest had already rested. Unexpectedly, when I opened the door and went in, I turned on the light, and a man and a woman were having sex and rolling over on the sofa. Fortunately, Mu and I were having sex.
Mu, and Dakang stared at each other. It seemed that the development had not reached the most critical moment. Their clothes were still intact. They should be in the stage of sexual intercourse, which was just a simple and rough kiss on the lips...
"Ahem...!" I took off my shoes and coughed, pretending not to notice.
"Whoa!!" As soon as Zhang Xi heard the sound, he looked up at the three of us with a hungry wolf-like gaze.
"Zhang Xi, get up, do you dare to let me see who the heroine is...!" Wang Mumu stood on tiptoes curiously, stretched his neck and glanced at the sofa.
"flap!!"
Wang Nan pushed Zhang Xi away, sat up with a flushed face, hurriedly straightened her clothes, ran her hands through her hair in a panic, and said with a bit of embarrassment: "The two of us... are playing game consoles...!"
"Well, no one said you two were doing anything else, right?" Dakang nodded calmly, taking extremely slow square steps, observing the two of them, and walked upstairs.
"Sister, I'm so damn impressed with you. He asked you to play on the swing and almost knocked off your two-pound big fangs. Why did you kiss him so shamelessly?" Wang Mumu saw that it was Wang Nan.
It was quite a bad thing to say.
"...Muye, do we have any grudge?" Zhang Xi was more embarrassed than Wang Nan. In fact, I quite understand him. It's normal to be impulsive after so many years of holding back.
"Get out of here, I don't necessarily have to have a grudge to harm you, it may be mainly because you are too ugly!!" Wang Mumu said casually, then put on his smelly socks that were steaming, took a bottle of Coke,
Jianjiande walked over, looked at Wang Nan and bared his teeth and said: "Let's play Contra... I have rich experience, and I am definitely much better than Zhang Xi...!"
"I am a little sleepy……!"
"Let's have some fun... shoot some guns and sleep well!" Wang Mumu advised.
"Sister Lu!!! Wang Mumu wants to shoot my wife!!!" Zhang Xi shouted at the top of his lungs.
A second later, there was a bang, and there was a lot of noise upstairs. Then you saw two equally slender figures appearing at the top of the stairs like the wind. Zhang Lu and Ji Changzi were wearing sisters' pajamas and facial masks.
At the same time, he pinched his waist and shouted: "Why don't you go home when you come back!!!!"
Wang Mumu paused, looked at Zhang Xi, and said fiercely: "Idiot, you are so cruel. If I don't replace Wang Nan's porcelain teeth in my lifetime, my life will be in vain!!"
"Wang Mumu, hurry up and come to me!!! I have slept all night waiting for you to wash your feet today! Hurry up!!" Zhang Lu shouted again like a landowner.
"Master Mu, bring me the hair removal cream by the way. You haven't shaved my hair for several days!!" Ji Guangzhi said in a twisted voice, and glanced at Zhang Lu with a slightly provocative look, and then
He left behind a charming figure and walked away slowly.
"Slut!!" Zhang Lu cursed fiercely.
"I do!!"
"What do you want to say to my sister again??" Zhang Lu stared angrily, pointed at the chicken intestines and asked in a loud voice.
"I'll just tell you what to do...!"
"You bastard, I'll beat you to death, you pervert!"
"I'm going to fight you!!"
After saying that, Zhang Lu slapped her with a big mouth, and the two of them fought fiercely in the corridor on the second floor. Wang Mumu went over to start a fight, and his face was instantly scratched with blood.
"** Damn it! When will it be over? I'm not even seventy or eighty yet, so I just fuck every day! There are three thousand girls in my ancestor's harem, but they don't fucking fight. I'm just two of them.
, and there is another guy who wants to be mortared at the door of Gatling branch this day... Stop fucking scratching, his face is turned into shredded potatoes... Fuck your sister... Leave it alone, Xiaofei,
Just wait a minute, I'll live in your room!!" Wang Mumu gave me a bastard punch, but it didn't have any effect. He became anxious and wanted to sleep with me.
"Bang!"
I closed the door without hesitation, then locked it and blocked the door with a stool. Then I breathed a sigh of relief and calmly went to take a shower. Ten minutes later, I was naked, wrapped in a bathrobe, and ready to smoke a cigarette and go to bed.
, but as soon as I was sitting on the bed, the computer beeped.
I moved the mouse curiously, and the screen lit up. It was QQ ringing. The computer in my house often forgets to turn it off and is always on, so QQ is not offline. I found the dialog box and clicked it.
I took a look at the verification message. It was a picture of a girl. I thought about it and clicked OK.
"Who are you?" I asked as I typed.
I originally thought that it was so late that the other party must not be online, but I didn't expect that just five minutes after I sent the message, the other party replied: "It's a long night... How could you ask such a question that ruins the atmosphere??"
I was stunned when I saw it, and then I looked at the nickname. What's it called high heels and stockings? It's a pretty lewd name, so I cursed in a daze: "Oh my god...are you so nagging now??!"
"Then what should I ask??" I was busy chatting, so I replied again.
"Snapped!"
The other person didn't reply and sent a picture. I clicked on it and saw that it was from a very tricky angle. It took a picture of my thighs wearing stockings and posing seductively...
"Is it beautiful?" the other person asked quickly.
"...Are you paying for it, or are you hooking up??" I looked a little shocked, pressed hard on my crotch, and asked again.
"You called me a lady??" The other person sent an angry expression.
"You come here and just play with stockings. You are not a young lady. Don't tell me that you are a teacher of ideological and moral character??"
"Go away!! You idiot!"
"...You are Liu Di, right?" I thought for four or five minutes before tentatively answering another question.
After about three minutes, the other person sent a shocked expression and replied: "How did you know??"
"I'm so fucking stupid. When we met tonight, didn't you just wear stockings? But how do you know my QQ?" I asked again.
"...I won't tell you, but let's talk about something serious, how are you thinking about investment!!"
I glanced at the message, bared my teeth, and then quickly replied: "I went to the countryside today. I just came back and haven't taken a shower yet. You wait for me for a while while I take a shower and we can have a good talk, okay?"
"Yeah, okay, go ahead!" Liu Di replied quickly. I took a look at it, turned off the monitor, laughed, threw myself on the bed, and went to sleep...
…
Half an hour later: "Hey, haven't you finished washing yet??"
Forty minutes later: "Brother, this is the time for women to take a shower. Did you die in the bathroom??"
An hour later: "You bastard, you are so bad. Mom will remember you!"
And I have already entered deep sleep.
ps: The time is wrong, the chapter is a little late, sorry everyone!