Late at night in early autumn, the four of us sat at a barbecue stall and drank a full box and a half of beer. We chatted for who knows how long before driving home in the shape of a snake. After we got home, I simply brushed my teeth. After taking a shower, I lay on my back.
On the bed.
People who drink will develop several common bad habits, such as grinding their teeth, burping, and farting, let’s not talk about it, because it is relatively low-level...
Generally speaking, some people like to brag, talk a lot, and like to write ink after drinking too much; some people get drunk after drinking, like to get physical and make trouble after drinking; and some people are willing to quarrel or fight with their wives after drinking.
I despise those who do not know how to care for their wives. In addition to the above situations, more people have heavy heads after drinking too much and like to sleep.
I'm this kind of person. I drink too much and don't make any noise, just feel sleepy. But I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm tossing and turning in bed and can't fall asleep. It's not because of Liu Di, she is in my heart.
It's not a position that can keep me up all night.
The main reason why I couldn't sleep was that the conversation I had with Pockmarked Face in the park that night kept popping up in my mind, and I kept thinking involuntarily about who the four unknown people were!!!
As long as these four people exist for a day, I will be on guard all the time, and they will make me more and more sensitive, making everyone suspicious every day...
To be honest, since Caesar stood up, I have been extremely mentally exhausted. The so-called opponents are the youngest in their thirties. No matter in terms of experience, thinking, or social connections, compared with them, I have no advantage at all.
, it’s really a bit difficult for me...
But I can still drink and eat meat! I can still stand till now!! The biggest reason is that when they are studying me, I am studying him. When they are drinking, eating and bragging loudly, I am studying him.
While they were cuddling the girl to sleep, I was still fucking studying him!!!
This is not about how diligent I am! How eager to learn! How motivated!! But Brother Xu’s thinking has been deeply influencing me!! We are also timid... and afraid of death. If we talk about being in a mixed society
It all requires a bit of courage, so there is no doubt that Brother Xu and I must be at the bottom of the list...
But after meeting Bi Ziwen, I realized that I had met a soulmate again. This b*tch seems to cherish life more and be more afraid of death than Brother Xu and I...
It might be interesting if two people who are afraid of death meet together!!
I tossed and turned on the bed, the more I lay down, the more tired I became. Finally, I turned on the desk lamp, put a pillow on my back, and sat on the head of the bed, then lit a cigarette and fell into a daze...
After an unknown amount of time, the ashtray was filled with cigarette butts. Just when I was about to get out of bed and go to the cupboard to get two more boxes, I suddenly recalled what the pockmarked man said to me that night!!!
"Reborn!!!!" I stepped barefoot on the blanket on the ground, took two anxious steps back and forth, and blurted out these four words!
Then an extremely weird and destructive trick appeared in my mind!!!
Yes, this plan is despicable!! Despicable! Give birth to a child without an asshole!!!
But the timing is right! The move is decisive!! Then there is a flash of white light, a sudden cold light... and a sword to seal the throat!!!
I rubbed my head on the ground and took two steps back and forth. Things in my mind became clearer and clearer. I muttered, and quickly walked to the bedside, picked up the phone, and dialed the number without even looking at what time it was.
past!!
After about five minutes, the call was slowly connected!!
"Hello...Xiao Fei?" Although the voice on the phone had obviously just been woken up, the tone of the question was a bit anxious. People like us are actually most afraid of receiving calls in the middle of the night...
"Haha, are you asleep?"
"Fuck, brother, don't tell me that you called me in the middle of the night just to ask me if I had slept??" The voice on the phone suddenly felt my heart in my stomach when he heard my tone, and then cursed loudly.
"...I have something...I need spiritual guidance and an exclusive partner. Can we discuss it?" I touched my nose and said with a smile.
"Fuck, don't come to me if you don't have money...!" The voice on the phone seemed to be quite emotional.
"Rich!! Big money!!" I said firmly.
"Big money?? Damn it, the concept is too general. If you are under 10 million, don't bother me. Call your brother! He is cheaper. If you have money now, just make it. He's crazy!!" The voice on the phone said with a smile and curse.
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"Haha, 10 million?? You underestimate your brother Fei too much!!" I said in a pretentious manner.
"Then why don't you tell me the number?"
"The sun should be at the bottom. The game should be big and the structure should be clear. Find a few brains to operate. It must be an intelligent optical brain, like a tiger like Wang Mumu. You must not take him to play. He must have toned thighs and the speed must be fast. He must be able to get away.
Decisive, punches as big as sandbags must be able to break the psychological bottom line, and strive to kill with one blow!!!" I said boldly, baring my teeth.
"Oh my... you made me shake...!" The voice on the phone was stunned for a long time and said in disbelief.
"Then do you think we can talk about this?"
"Just wait, I'll light a cigarette!" the voice on the phone said a little excitedly, and then there was a burst of noise on the phone. After about five minutes, he said quickly: "Tell me about it!!"
"That's it...!" I was silent for a moment and began to talk endlessly about the plan in my heart.
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About two or three hours passed in the blink of an eye. I kept walking around the house and talking on the phone. When I finished talking to the person on the phone, the sun was dawning outside the window.
Its daybreak……
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On the other end, the person who finished the phone call with me got up from the bed, covered the person lying on the bed with a quilt, and then walked out of the room on tiptoes, wearing big pants and holding a mobile phone.
After thinking for a moment, I sent a text message to the group: "As God, I sincerely invite you all to meet in Shanghai tomorrow...!"
After finishing speaking, he took long strides and ran to the next room, unscrewed the door lock, then tiptoed to the bed, picked up the lighter on the bedside table, lifted the quilt of the person on the bed, and then gently
Peeling off his pants, the other hand holding the lighter slowly reached into the crotch of the person on the bed...
"Snapped!!"
Pressing it lightly, the lighter emitted yellow and blue flames and ignited instantly, with a whooping sound!!! A hot fire ball appeared in the crotch of the pants!! The person sleeping on the bed was obviously smart, but subconsciously he was like a carp, and he was agile.
Jumping more than half a meter high, he screamed and shouted: "Chibi is on fire!!!!!"
"...Uh...it turns out that pig hair and human hair smell like goose feathers when burned...!" The man standing under the bed covered his nose and said happily.