Chapter 0009 Study the symposium on picking up girls!
Leile lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, pretended to be serious, and said, "Do you know what is the most invincible and invincible weapon for picking up girls?"
"Money! You have to spend money to watch movies, go shopping, and do everything else. Now I can give birth to a child for free, and no one will give birth to me!" I said with some emotion.
"Money is important, but it's not the most important!" Leile seemed to find the feeling of showing off, like a love saint, with a somewhat coquettish look.
"Stop JB Moji. Have you seen what happened to Wang Mumu? Otherwise, why don't you squat there!" Chenchen couldn't bear to see him like this the most.
"Silly b, you look like an orangutan! Which forest did you run out of? Go back quickly. Where are your spouses? Don't let me accidentally turn you into a cuckold!!" Leilei was extremely sinister.
scolded.
"**Your uncle, what are you doing, Lian Lian?" Chenchen has always been able to take action and not make any noise.
"Can you wait until the discussion is over? You two are fighting, and I will be the referee for you two later!" I looked at the two people who were about to fight, and I was speechless, almost praying.
"I personally think that chasing a girl is all about being thick-skinned. What's the JB strategy? Just follow her behind for 12 hours and go wherever she goes. If you see a guy talking to him, just talk to him with a big mouth.
Call over, of course you can't follow someone while they are sleeping, otherwise it will be easy to get in!" Leile talked like a virtuous monk.
"Fuck you, uncle, what kind of bad trick is this? If you are thick-skinned, you will definitely be invincible in the world, but if you play like this, I will have to go to fucking jail!" I thought he had been holding it in for a long time and could come up with some clever tricks.
, I didn’t expect the trick to be so bad.
"Why don't we just let Wang Mumu go, or we'll bite her!" Zhang Wei turned around and scolded Wang Mumu.
"Bite your sister! My teeth have been bad recently, but I really have a good idea. But if you treat me like this, I will definitely kill you without telling you!" Wang Mumu squatted in the corner, smoking a cigarette, pretending to be ready at any time.
Ready to be beaten.
"Brother Mumu, do you really have a good idea?" I really have no choice now, so I have to ask any birdie.
"I ask you, among us, who falls in love first, who kisses first! Who sleeps with a girl first? A bunch of little virgins, let's study your sister! We can study jb, but we can never study b!"
Wang Mumu showed a proud expression, looked at us and said disdainfully.
When he said this, we suddenly realized that because he is usually a bit talkative, when he spoke, we instinctively wanted to beat him up, so we ignored some of his strengths. He is very prestigious in the girl world.
, but the quality is not very good, basically the ones are quite shocking and the taste is quite strong.
"Wang Mumu, you can do it again!" Leilei seemed very dissatisfied that Wang Mumu was stealing his limelight.
"Brother, yes, I'm right! You can do it, I'll beat you up!" Wang Mumu's behavior was so harsh that I really wanted to kick him in the face, but now that I have something to ask for, I still tolerate it for the time being.
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I winked at Leilei and signaled him not to be angry. I put on a smile and said slowly: "Mumu, I have always admired you! You have always had an innate melancholy temperament, which attracted this little girl.
, that’s not something you can capture at your fingertips!”
vomit!
When the animals heard what I said, they looked at Wang Mumu, his messy hair, the gum in his eyes, and thought of his socks. They couldn't help but feel nauseous. Chenchen almost roared and said: "It's so damn melancholy..."
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In fact, Wang Mumu is quite handsome, a bit like Xu Zhian. He is more masculine, but he is usually too lazy and a bit slovenly, so he has this kind of behavior.
Wang Mumu was used to the reactions of these animals, so he didn't care at all. He stood up, walked back and forth in the room, and said slowly: "I'll tell you the first step. You go to the flower shop next to the school and make an order for half a month."
No need to have too many roses, 9 roses a day, let the flower shop clerk give them to you for half a month!"
"What does jb mean?" Chenchen asked.
"Looking at your ignorant look, every woman has a sense of curiosity and vanity. If someone keeps sending flowers to her for half a month, she must not be thinking about tea and food. She is wondering who sent it to him.
, and under the gaze of so many people every day, her little vanity will definitely be greatly satisfied. In this way, although Xiao Fei has not formally met her, it has already left a very good impression on her psychology and laid a good foundation.
A solid foundation!" Wang Mumu kept talking. At this moment, countless haloes seemed to appear on his body, exuding a frightening bastard aura.
We listened carefully and couldn't help but nod our heads. This Wang Mumu really has two skills and is a different kind of talent.
"Then what?" I continued to ask.
"The next step is to meet. With the foreshadowing just now, she will definitely agree to date you in private. You must pretend to love her very much, but you can't give her anything, a bitter attitude, and maintain a distant relationship.
, send text messages to greet you every day, but you can only send one, so that she can always feel your presence, but she still seems to be far away from you. During this period, she still insists on sending flowers every day!" Wang Mumu was like a fairy, sending her beautiful girl
The mentality was perfectly grasped, which made us very ashamed.
"Niubu" Leilei sincerely admired him.
Wang Mumu was very satisfied with everyone's surprised expressions, nodded, and continued: "Then it's time to confess. I'm going to write a manuscript for you overnight. Just read it according to it. Of course, I can't write it in vain. You want it."
Pay the corresponding price, initially it will be a meal of dumplings, I have been eating bread for half a month, I must improve the food!"
"Damn it, how could I be so talented? I am the Saint Kong of the women's world!!" Wang Mumu chirped and said extremely excitedly.
We strongly agree that although this guy is a bad guy, he is still very talented in the emotional aspect. If he dresses up carefully, he will definitely win over many ignorant girls.
But trouble comes again. I just thought that I don’t have that much money at all. One flower costs two yuan, 9 flowers a day, that’s 18 yuan a day. At least it has to be sent for a month, that’s 540.
Yuan, I can just collect it in my fucking pocket now, it’s just over 0 yuan, and I still need to eat.
"Uh... That's it. Since I'm in a relationship recently and my funds are a little tight, I've decided not to be your parent this month. You have to pay for your meals and cigarettes on your own!" I finished quickly, turned around and ran out.
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As soon as I walked to the door, I heard cursing inside the house.
"Wang Mumu, I'll fucking kill you!"
"It's just you whining and whining and blindly coming up with ideas. Now you're damn fine. You won't have anything to eat!"
"I'm going to be fucking hungry anyway, so I'll let you sell your ass!"