Tianyang walked out of the house while putting on his clothes. He took a look at the four cars parked quietly in a row, thought for a moment, did not walk over, and prepared to go out and take a taxi.
"Crash!!"
Upstairs, Dakang, wearing shorts and shirtless, stuck his head out from the balcony and shouted: "Little brother, where are you going?"
"Brother Kang, have you gone through menopause?? I sold it to you? You're still a little free!!" Tianyang scratched his head and said in a broken voice.
"How come this kid doesn't understand? You are stupid. Aren't I afraid that you will be deceived? Damn it...you go out and help me refuel!!" Dakang shouted again.
"...You can go by yourself!" Tianyang stood downstairs and wrote something in ink, a little reluctant to go.
"Tomorrow morning I have to honor my ancestors and go to the airport to see someone off. The gas station is quite far away!! I have to go around in a circle! Don't make ink marks! I threw the key down! I caught it, fuck!"
"Throw it away, who the hell did you think I was messing around with you?!" Tianyang shouted helplessly, caught the key thrown by Dakang, and ran towards Dakang's x6.
"You must come back at six o'clock tomorrow morning!!" Dakang asked worriedly.
"... Got it... Damn it, you might as well drive your own car!! Hey!" Tianyang started the x6, muttered, stepped on the accelerator, and drove away.
Late at night, not a single car could be seen on the road for hundreds of meters. Tianyang drove very fast, went around in a circle, and went to the gas station. He very sadly paid more than 500 yuan to fill up the gas tank. At this time, he
Only then did he realize that the gas station was a jb away and it was true that Bao Gongkang wanted to cheat him out of 500 yuan...
After a vicious curse, Tianyang drove to the train station and entered the pick-up gate. It was already 2:20. The car stopped with a creak. Tianyang opened his eyes and scanned around.
To call back the call just now, Brother Ma walked out of the kiosk carrying his travel bag.
"Bang!"
Tianyang quickly opened the car door, and Huyue jumped out of the car. He ran over very excitedly, stretched out his arms from behind, hugged Xiao Ma's body, and shouted in an extremely excited tone: "Brother Xiao Ma
!!!”
"**, you strangled me to death, pay attention to my hairstyle, my hairstyle!!" Xiao Ma said with bared teeth.
"Question: Ten men are naked and crossing a river together...and only given a mineral water bottle. How can they ensure that their vaginas don't get wet?? This question is too tricky...Why don't you give it to me?
My husband should call me and ask??...No, he has never been like this before...Besides, he is already asleep at this time...Hey, how can I not get wet?? But it suffocates me to death...!"
The old woman in the kiosk took a book of brain teasers and made painful guesses. Suddenly she raised her head and was stunned for an instant.
"**...It turns out that this is how we cross the river...!" The old ladies looked at Tianyang and Xiaoma Ge in tandem, and suddenly had an epiphany. They couldn't help but sigh: "Art comes from life!
!!”
"Come on, let me see how this guy of mine is doing!!" Brother Ma put down his luggage, struggled to open Tianyang's arm, and turned around to look at Tianyang up and down.
"Hehe!" Tianyang smiled naively and scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Tsk tsk...this little leather jacket...little leather shoes, what brand are they from? Seven Wolves??" Xiao Ma asked, pulling Tianyang's leather jacket.
"no no!!"
"What's that?"
“Dolce & Gabbana…!”
"Which class are you in? How much is it??"
"...I don't belong to any class. What are you doing here? It doesn't cost much!" Tianyang said vaguely, picked up the travel bag for Brother Ma, and asked happily: "What are you thinking about?" Are you coming?"
"Nowadays, the contracting system is adopted in the mountains. The forests are contracted to individuals. Individuals are not allowed to cut down. The forest rangers have almost been disbanded. If you want to continue working, you have to go deeper. Besides, there is nothing in the mountains now. The whole roe deer needs to be captured. You will have to squat for several years! If you really can’t survive, come to the city and find something to do!!” Xiao Ma Ge said helplessly.
"Oh, okay, if you can't go on, just stay in Shenyang. Let's go and have some food!!" Tianyang was stunned for a moment, then walked behind the x6 and opened the trunk casually.
"**!! BMW?? Dude... you're so stupid??" Brother Ma was stunned for a long time, screamed, and said something incoherent.
Tianyang shook his head helplessly. He didn't want to drive because he was afraid that Brother Xiao would be like this. When friends are together, their position and status have changed, and some things... are not so pure...
"No, one of my brothers' cars!!" Tianyang replied casually.
"...If you say you want to open it, you will open it??"
"He was nice to me!!" I don't know why, but as soon as Tianyang said this, he remembered the more than five hundred yuan he had just died tragically.
"Bah!" Brother Ma patted the roof of the car and said with great envy: "Tsk, tsk... BMW... Our county magistrate just drove a Bora... Hey, I haven't seen you in a few years, my brother is better than you. It’s too far off!!”
"What are we talking about! You will all be my brothers until then!! Tianyang is still the same Tianyang as before! Let's go and eat!" Tianyang put his arms around Xiaoma Ge's neck and said with a very serious expression. One sentence.
"Okay, nothing has changed! Haha!!" Brother Ma laughed.
"That must be done!!"
With that said, the two of them got into the car with a smile. Tianyang looked at the time and saw that most restaurants were closed. He thought for a moment and called a manager he knew at Renjian Yuanxiang. He got straight to the point. Said: "Brother, give me a table, I'll go over now!!"
"I'm sorry...Brother, you're really making things difficult for me. All the girls in this brothel are off work...Where can I give you a whole table!!" The manager said in a broken voice.
"Don't worry, I'll pass by later and smash your glass...!"
"Fuck...then do it!"
"Haha, thank you!" Tianyang said with a smile and drove straight to the delicious food in the world.
In the car, Brother Ma looked at Tianyang, who was driving the car and talking on the phone with a smile. The right hand holding three hundred dollars in his trouser pocket weakly took it out, and turned to look out the window, in a daze.
"What's going on? Brother Xiao Ma?" Tianyang hung up the phone and asked with a smile.
"Oh...it's okay!! The night view is quite beautiful!!" Brother Ma also smiled and replied.
"Haha... To be honest, I haven't seen it very much!!" Tianyang was silent for a moment, frowned, and said slowly.
This city is right here, but has Tianyang ever stopped and looked around?