Oh, it's my fault... hmm? This doesn't seem like blaming, but like coquettishness. Girl, are we familiar with each other? Oh, yes, we are very familiar with each other! That day, I really understood Xiaoyu's innocent appearance.
Next, I still have an outgoing heart. Haha, isn’t this just the way girls are outgoing!
Xiaoyu! Let’s go dancing on the weekend, okay?
The weather that day, hahaha, the people in the dance hall that day, hahaha, the DJ that day, the music that day, the lights that day, hahaha, I can’t help it, I want to describe it to everyone, but I really can’t remember it
. Don’t worry, I haven’t lost my memory too. I already proved my impressive memory when I was looking for Xiaoyu’s house, but you can’t expect me to remember things that I didn’t pay attention to at the time, right? Memory is like a computer.
It's the same as adjusting the data. If you don't have this file and you search again, the answer will still be: There are no items to be displayed in this view! I have to fight with everyone.
It was the first semester of my sophomore year, and my relationship with Xiaoyu had just begun to develop. Don’t think that it will be easier to develop if we are more familiar with each other. A relationship expert once told me that the more familiar you are with someone, the less likely it is for you to call, especially if you are like someone.
Xiaoyu and I are familiar with this method of bullying and being bullied.
Everyone should have noticed that I am not a dull person, so I took advantage of the situation: mainly because no one has given me a razor so far.
For every razor provided by a store, I condemn them to death for having no special features. Who knows when I will be able to go out on the street with Xiaoyu again? This time I have to do enough shopping first!
Maybe my behavior in junior high school left too much psychological shadow on Xiaoyu. When I expressed my intention tactfully through another junior high school classmate of ours, Xiaoyu flatly rejected me, which was normal. So I started
The second plan my roommates made for me began to strengthen my contact with Xiaoyu intentionally or unintentionally. When she went to the library, I went to the library, when she went to the lecture theater, I went to the lecture theater, and when she went to the cafeteria, I went to eat.
, I would help her carry the bottle when she fetched water. Being familiar with me also has the advantage of getting along more, that is, I have more opportunities to get along with each other. I can organize some alumni associations for middle school classmates, and then organize some fellow alumni associations, and organize the same-year reunion for the same session.
, to organize a singing club, all I have to do is organize a group of mice to organize a mouse club. Everyone knows the story of Li Bai. Gradually, Xiaoyu, the iron pestle, was ground into an embroidery needle by me, and he began to acquiesce to me.
This "boyfriend".
Who is this? I wonder if I fell in love last night? Is it the biggest lovelorn? Don’t you know today is Sunday? I really want to yell at the person calling me downstairs: You are looking for trouble! If you weren’t too sleepy and too tired
I'm tired and the key is being too lazy. I think I will definitely curse out loud. Now of course I just hum quietly under the quilt.
If you don’t know it, then...it doesn’t matter, I’ll teach you. (It’s dangerous, I almost said that it will be easy if you don’t know it. It seems that people must stay calm.)
I'm sorry, it was me who was too kind. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have forced that on you. It's good that you didn't slap me. It's my fault... While I was still here apologizing, I heard the sentence "Who can I beat to death?"
I don’t believe it either: your beard pierced me!
It was a knife, a razor. To be precise, it was an old-fashioned razor. It looked like a razor for shaving. It was usually closed, but when used, it was opened. In style, it looked like a razor.
An ordinary fruit knife. The difference between it and a fruit knife is that its head is flat and much sharper than a fruit knife. The most memorable thing is its handle, which is made of horns and has ivory on both sides.
The veneer has some decorative patterns engraved on it. The patterns are so well engraved that it makes the whole knife look more like a handicraft than a daily necessities. I opened the knife carefully and it can be seen that the knife has not been sharpened for a long time.
, although it was still very sharp. I closed the knife again, opened my eyes and searched carefully at the end of the knife, and found it. There were two lines of words engraved there, the knife is in love, the knife is in love, and the knife is in love. This is the knife!
Of course, I have never said what Xiaoyu said to anyone, so she still ranks first in the campus innocence rankings.
Mouth?! What a good idea. It can not only provide physical pleasure, but also confirm the relationship between me and Xiaoyu from a spiritual level. What a good idea. Who said who said it? There are eight "me" in a dormitory of nine people.
"The answer is so spectacular! You are careless in making friends..."
For the word "knock", the group of bad friends in our dormitory have their own definition. Since the word "knock" is used, then we have to analyze it from the literal meaning of the word "knock" and think about it? Xiaoyu is not a door, reject it!
Beat? Who said this? I'll beat you! Knock a stamp? Oh, that's interesting. What should I use to replace the stamp? Handprint? Do you think you are Yang Bailao? Head? Do you think Xiaoyu is Guanyin? Mouth? Do you think
...(Silence)
After two days of hard dancing, the weekend finally came. What kind of life have I spent these two days? I never understood that dancing is just to find an excuse for a man and a woman who usually need to keep their distance in public to hug each other.
Why is there a difference between three steps and one hug and four steps and one hug? Hugs can only be held in a flat plane but not in a three-dimensional way. Once your feet hug her feet in a three-dimensional way, there will be "Ah, you stepped on my feet again."
What about the screams? Isn’t this what we have to do and what we have to establish? So I still keep a distance from this movement, either because I can’t, or I just don’t do it.
Fortunately, I came prepared. If the plan fails, I will find another one: Then I will give you two answers: one is willing, and the other is very willing! Haha, this is the real hidden nirvana, and it can be regarded as
It's a secret.
Of course, even though I had chosen the lesser of two evils on my mouth and face, Xiaoyu still couldn't stand it, so she threw her hands away and left!
Really? Do you know how to do it? I never heard you say that?
Make up your mind and execute it. Under the various designs of eight bad elements, I, the male protagonist, was arranged to complete this scene in the weekend dance scene. At this time, the poor heroine did not know that she had been framed by the conspiracy.
At that time, I could only be regarded as an immature fool (actually, I am not much better now), and I was even more of a novice in love. Although I fantasized about n ways to get to know my princess when I was dazed in class, but in the end
The actual experience is zero. Men and women actually have quite a lot in common when it comes to fantasizing about romance. Women always fantasize that her Prince Charming will appear in front of them one day at a critical moment, while men always fantasize about it.
One day, a hero will save a beauty at a critical moment. Of course, I am not exempt from this. But at that time, the object of my fantasy was not Xiaoyu, but the school beauty in our school. It was just that when the school beauty was raped by someone outside the school, I have never seen her before.
After my boss gave me the monopoly, I was induced by my bad roommate to have a certain feeling towards Xiaoyu, which at the time could only be regarded as a good impression but not a love. After all, Xiaoyu was also the beauty of our department at the time, and her purity index was at the top of the school.
of.
I left first last night, it was you...
This, this, there are still many things you haven't heard of. That's it. I'll call you downstairs in your dormitory on weekends, 88.
I said seven words to Xiaoyu that I still think are extremely lethal: Will you be my girlfriend? To be honest, this is the seven-word mantra that I summarized after receiving lessons from many senior students.
.The killing level is S level, violent and powerful.
The only thing I remember is that at about ten o'clock, some so-called songs that can be played in two steps and one hug were finally played, and the lights were dimmed as I wished. It was a dark moon and a high wind kissing the night. I pulled
Xiao Yu mingled among the men and women hugging each other. The closest distance between the two people was zero, (hand), and the farthest distance was ten centimeters (eyes). In the black, Xiao Yu's eyes were so bright, and she really responded to that.
In a word, the night gave me black eyes!
Okay, let's go buy one.
You have to strike while the iron is hot. I looked around and there was no one. It wasn’t that there was no one, but no one was paying attention. As soon as I lowered my head, I kissed Xiao Yu’s... face! Hey, are any viewers disappointed? What, you want to kiss on the mouth? Do you think I am
Are you the kind of veteran who wanders around flowers? In the world of love, I am just a new star at most. Even if you count me as a strange flower, I don’t have the guts to kiss you on the lips for the first time! There are so many people!
Well, I can't.
This is my knife. To be precise, it belongs to Xiaoyu and me.
Just wait, I'll come down. It took me five minutes to finish brushing my teeth, washing my face, combing my hair and changing clothes. Of course, time is a bit tight, so I won't take a shower. Go downstairs! Report in!
8,
In the morning after a night of being comforted by n number of people, I was woken up after less than three hours of sleep, Luoying! Luoying!
In this life, or in this short half of my life, I have never loved businessmen as much as I did that day. I love business. The commodity economy is so good! Because of the development of business, I can compete with Xiaoyu's family one by one, and I can live on the streets of the city.
Only by enjoying the pleasure of wasting time can my hand change from being stuck in my trouser pocket when I left school to holding Xiaoyu's hand.
Hey!
Of course, as a man, by the way, I was not a man at that time. As a passionate young man, I could not tolerate being just acquiesced. Moreover, through constant contact with Xiao Yu, I discovered the innocent side of her heart.
, I already fell in love with her at that time. In love, people are always selfish, so I decided to find an opportunity to officially finalize the relationship between her and me!
After dinner on the street, Xiaoyu was about to give up. (I had already announced that I had given up, because only by giving up this time can I continue next time.) Finally, she said: Let’s go to the night market.
Maybe there will be a surprise there. So we saw this knife, this old-fashioned knife, this knife of ours.
Xiaoyu proved my arrogance with practical actions! She didn’t answer!!! In my many subsequent experiences, women gave many answers, but none of them were as good as Xiaoyu’s non-answer at that time, which made me unable to start!
Facts have proved that laziness is by no means a bad habit! When I heard the brothers who got up early (or were still awake?) in the dormitory calling: "Luoying! Xiaoyu is looking for you!", I recognized this truth! (Unfinished)