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Chapter 363 This is not eating dead people!

Li Yi was completely speechless. Was he about to be forcefully kissed?

The two people's bodies slowly came closer, and just as their lips were about to kiss each other, suddenly a voice came from not far away, "Holy crap! Why can't you ride away? What went wrong."

This voice was very familiar to the two of them. It was Bao Shigui who stole their battery.

Fu Yiyu was stunned, and her bent body suddenly stopped. She knew she had misunderstood Li Yi, her pretty face turned red, and she lowered her head and didn't know what to do for a while.

During this short period of confusion, another voice came from the other side, "What a **** unlucky person. Forget it, let's steal the battery first! This car isn't worth much money anyway."

The reason why this scene happened just now is actually very simple. After Bao Shigui stole the battery car, he didn't ride it very far, but he found that there was something wrong with the car and it couldn't move. The car was stolen, and he wanted to give up but felt

Reluctantly, in order not to be discovered by others, he pushed the car into the grass to repair it, and then rode away after repairing it.

What Bao Shigui didn't expect was that after years of research on electric cars, he couldn't repair them. As time passed by, the guy became anxious and gave up stealing the car. He stole the battery first. But he could take it.

The moment he took out the battery, Bao Shiyin's eyes widened because he found that his hands were stuck to the car battery and could not let go.

"Nima, what's going on?" Bao Shiyun looked down and saw that the battery was full of liquid, which was the kind of strong glue that can stick to it instantly.

"This is too immoral! Why do you put super glue on the battery when you have nothing to do?" Bao Shigui just finished cursing and found a note also placed in the carriage. He picked it up and read it under the street light.

"Money is tight, brother, be careful when stealing things in the future, don't get stuck!"

Seeing this, Bao Shigui's heart skipped a beat and he quickly looked around, "Brother, I was wrong, please let me go!"

After saying this, he found that no one answered. Bao Shigui gritted his teeth, held the battery in both hands and walked out of the community.

As soon as I walked to the door, two security guards came over with electric batons. In fact, one of them said: "Brother, where are you going?"

"Well, my battery is broken and I want to go out and repair it." Bao Shiyin said this, his feet were faster, and he wanted to walk to the door and run out before the other party had any idea.

Unexpectedly, the two security guards were already prepared. The person who just spoke said: "Brother, I know this stuff, why don't I fix it!"

"No, really no need." Bao Shi said guiltily.

"You're welcome, I'll fix it!" The security guard hit Bao Shiyun with an electric baton, shouting as he beat him, "Just be patient for a while, we'll fix it later."

Bao Shigui was stunned by the electric baton and said, "Why are you beating me?"

"We are going to fix you, a thief, so of course we will beat you." The security guard struck harder as he spoke.

At this time, no matter how stupid Bao Shigui was, he knew that he was being plotted by others, but he couldn't figure out who was plotting against him.

The security guard was tired, so he took out his mobile phone and made a call. After a while, the police car drove up and took Bao Shigui away.

Li Yi and Fu Yiyu both saw what happened in front of the door. The former smiled slightly and said: "The thief has been caught, let's go back first!"

"Yeah!" Fu Yiyu nodded, and the two of them walked out the door side by side.

Arriving at the park outside the community again, Fu Yiyu hesitated for a moment and said, "Li Yi, do you really don't want me anymore?"

"Uh... Yu'er, you are a good girl. I really don't want to hurt you." Li Yi told the truth. He already has many girlfriends around him, and now he is worried about how to handle the relationship between them.

Find your target again when you have time.

Fu Yiyu sighed. She knew that forcing things was not sweet, and said: "My first time is yours. Whenever you want it, you can come to the computer department to find me."

Without the battery car, the two of them took a taxi back to school late at night.

Whether it was the girls' dormitory or the boys' dormitory, it was time to lock the door. Fu Yiyu said: "I'm afraid you can't go back, so why don't we go out and get a room!"

"Can you go in?" Li Yi understood the meaning of the words.

Fu Yiyu nodded and said truthfully: "I usually work part-time. The aunt in the dormitory knew that I came back very late, so she gave me a key."

"As long as you can go in, don't worry about me." Li Yi sent her to the girls' dormitory and walked towards the boys' dormitory.

When he came to the door, it was indeed locked. Li Yigang was about to use his spiritual power to fly up to the third floor. The aunt opened the door and walked out, "I thought you wouldn't come back!"

"Auntie, I have something to do at home, so I came back late." Li Yi explained.

"I'll open the door for you! But I suggest you go out and open the door if you come back too late!" The aunt is not stupid. She knows that Li Yi went on a tryst with his girlfriend.

Li Yi returned to the dormitory and saw that the lights in the dormitory had been turned off, so he took off his clothes and prepared to rest.

Suddenly, the light of a flashlight came from Kan Hao's bed, and the guy laughed loudly and said: "Yu Miao, if you lose, remember to treat me to potato chips!"

"There are also my snacks, don't forget them." Yu Lei chuckled.

Yu Miao was extremely depressed. He walked up to Li Yi and said, "Boss, you are too embarrassed! We have all gone out, why don't you get a room outside?"

"Uh... I have something to do when I go out, what kind of room can I get?" Li Yi was even more depressed. These three guys hadn't slept yet, and they even made a bet because he couldn't come back.

"Tch! Who believes it? I heard that you went out with a beautiful woman. She is one of the top ten school beauties!" Yu Miao said angrily.

Li Yi was too lazy to explain to them. The more he explained, the more unclear he became. He said, "If there's nothing to do, I'll rest first."

"Wait, boss, give me the potato chips when you owe me?" Kan Hao asked urgently. He is a potato chip maniac. He can eat without eating, but he must not live without potato chips.

Yu Lei also said: "Boss, where are my snacks?"

"I still have my meal. When will we treat it?" Yu Miao asked.

"..."

Li Yi gave a wry smile. He already owed a debt as soon as he arrived at school, and said, "Tomorrow! Let's pay you back together."

In this way, the three of them let Li Yi go. They were speechless all night. Kan Hao got up early the next morning. He ran to Li Yi's bed and said: "Boss, it's already eight o'clock. When are you going to buy me potato chips?"

?”

"I'll strangle you, aren't you sleepy?" Li Yi rubbed his eyes. He had just had a good dream, but was interrupted by this guy.

"Hehe! Boss, can I tell you, I didn't sleep all night?" Kan Hao's eyes were red, and he obviously didn't have a good rest, but he said with excitement, "I was so excited when I thought you were going to give me potato chips last night,

I can't sleep with this excitement, how many potato chips are you going to give me today!"

"How much do you want?" Li Yi got up and put on his clothes. He didn't want to sleep anymore.

"I'll take whatever you give me," Kan Hao said shamelessly.

Li Yi rolled his eyes and said, "I gave you too much, can you finish it?"

"Uh... Boss, I'm not happy when you say this. Don't you still know my strength?" Kan Hao patted his belly and said, "What's the saying? You can live without meat for a month.

But you can’t live without potato chips for a day. I can eat ten packs a day, but the canteen in our village often runs out of stock.”

Yu Lei chuckled and said, "If he can't finish eating, I can help him eat."

"I'm afraid you two won't be able to finish the meal." Li Yi couldn't stand them anymore. He picked up his mobile phone and made a call, saying, "The potato chips will be delivered in a moment."

"Boss, let your girlfriend give it to you! Girls are too weak, how many potato chips can they bring?" Kan Hao said dissatisfied, "Didn't you promise to treat me to potato chips for a month? I said yes.

Yes, if the potato chips you send are too few for me to eat for a month, you have to pay me back ten times for every missing packet."

"What if you can't finish the potato chips I gave you?" Li Yi asked.

Kan Hao was just about to say it was impossible, but suddenly he thought that Li Yi had so many girlfriends. If everyone brought a big bag, they might not be able to finish all the food.

Just like this, Kan Hao coughed lightly and said: "If I can't finish eating, I won't ask you for potato chips in the future."

Seeing that Kan Hao's potato chips were about to leave, Yu Lei became anxious and said, "Boss, where are my snacks?"

"What snacks do you want to eat?" Li Yi asked.

"What chicken feet! Biscuits! Milk!" Yu Lei changed the subject and said, "I don't want any of these bargains."

Hearing this, Kan Hao couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Damn, what do you want to eat?"

"Hehe! The boss finally invited us to eat, how can we do it without bleeding him?" Yu Lei said with a smile, "I want Dove chocolate, banana milk from Bangzi country..." He is indeed a foodie, and

He also knows how to eat, and all the things he wants are expensive snacks on the market.

"No problem, I promise to let you eat enough." Li Yi had his little plan and said seriously, "I've agreed, you can take as much as you want later. If you can't take it, don't blame me for not fulfilling my promise."

Although the two of them didn't understand the meaning of the words, they agreed wholeheartedly, saying that even if they couldn't finish the meal today, they could finish it within a month.

An hour later, Li Yi answered a phone call and said to the two of them: "The stuff is here, you go down and get it!"

"Boss, just ask them to bring it up." Kan Hao said.

Li Yi shook his head and said: "There are too many things, you'd better go down and get them!"

"Boss, you didn't lie to me! How many can there be?" Kan Hao didn't believe it and said to Yu Lei who was combing his hair, "Let's go down together!"

"Go ahead! Bring me my share as well." Yu Lei waved his hand.

Yu Miao chuckled and said to Kan Hao who was going out: "Brother, hurry up, I'm still waiting for the boss to treat me to dinner!"

Kan Hao quickly ran downstairs. As soon as he reached the door, he saw a group of people gathered in front of a truck and said something. "

"Holy shit, who is this? So **** arrogant."

"That's right! There are so many potato chips and you still can't eat them to death!"

"I think that guy must be crazy. He will have to eat so many potato chips for the rest of his life."

"..."

Hearing this, Kan Hao felt happy. He knew that the boss must have sent a lot of potato chips, so he shouted: "Everyone, get out of the way, these are my potato chips..."

Everyone moved out of the way and saw Kan Hao approaching. They glanced at the truck not far away and then looked at him, as if they were looking at an idiot.

At this time, Kan Hao also saw the big truck in front of him. When he saw that the truck was full of boxes of potato chips, he was stunned. Because there were so many potato chips in the truck, if a box cost 100

Bags. A truck this big can hold at least several thousand boxes. How many potato chips do you need to put in it?

The driver in charge of this mission came down. He took out a photo, looked at it, and then said to Kan Hao: "Is your name Kan Hao? Are these the potato chips you ordered?"

Kan Hao was dumbfounded, nodded dullly, and said: "I am Kan Hao..."

"Okay, please sign here and I'll give you one day to move as much as you can. I will drive the car out of the campus at six o'clock in the evening."


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