"Why, you are so angry and want to hit me?" Seeing Su Xiaoyun gritting his teeth, Situ Shao smiled even more happily. In Su Xiaoyun's eyes, he was a monster.
"I just want to hit you. If you can, don't let go." Su Xiaoyun's eyes widened, and her already big beautiful eyes reached their limit.
"I won't let go. If you can, just hit me like this!" He raised his eyebrows, and the provocation was everywhere.
You are cruel. You know that I can't hit you at all, but you still provoke me like this. Situ Shao, you are really worthy of me.
He closed his eyes and ignored Situ Shao, turning his head to the side, as if the person on his body no longer existed.
Seeing that Su Xiaoyun chose to ignore him, Situ Shao narrowed his black eyes and looked at Su Xiaoyun with a dangerous aura.
Su Xiaoyun, you are really capable, but you actually chose to ignore me, huh!
A big hand was suddenly struck on the chest. Su Xiaoyun immediately opened her eyes in shock, and then glared at Situ Shao. However, Situ Shao seemed not to notice and continued to do evil to Su Xiaoyun.
"You bastard, don't you want some food? Why don't you give it to me?" Little beggar, bastard's little beggar, my sister will give you food right away.
Situ Shao's face immediately turned gloomy. He didn't like what Su Xiaoyun said just now, "Why are you begging for food? How about cooking?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Even if you ask for food, I will give it to you." Getting up from Su Xiaoyun, Situ Shao gently patted her face and said somewhat threateningly.
Humph, this is what my sister wants to say, you care about me, the beggar is begging for food.
After approaching the kitchen, Su Xiaoyun immediately ran into trouble. She hadn't cooked yet, what should she do?
It's okay, others have said it, the simplest ones are fried eggs and fried rice. If there is no rice to fry, just make fried eggs. She, Su Xiaoyun, doesn't believe it. An egg can trap her.
However, eggs really annoyed her.
Why is an egg so troublesome? Wow, it hurts so much, wuwu, dear oil, please don't splash it on my hand, it hurts a lot.
Ah! It’s mushy, I’ll turn it over, hehe, it’s okay, if it’s a little mushy, Situ Shao should be able to eat it.
Salt... Oops, which one is salt and which one is sugar! Su Xiaoyun frowned and looked between salt and sugar for several times, and finally decided that this is it. Well, the one with the green lid should be salt.
Hee hee, Situ Shao, don't you want to eat it? My sister will give you a heavyweight omelette, which will ensure that you will have endless aftertaste and want to eat it again.
Poor Su Xiaoyun didn't even know if what she put in was real salt.
Isn’t it too monotonous just to make fried eggs? The vegetables should be cooked...it seems like TV shows say that you need to add oil first. How much oil should be put in? It should be more, so the vegetables will be tender.
"boom--"
"Wow--"
"What's wrong?"
Situ Shao, who was watching TV in the living room, suddenly heard a noise from the kitchen, and then Su Xiaoyun's exaggerated scream. He couldn't help frowning and strode in, but it was full of smoke. Su Xiaoyun leaned against the refrigerator in fear, and there was still something in front of her.
A burning pot.
Damn it, what on earth is this woman doing? Does she want to burn down my kitchen?
Picking up the lid to cover the fire, and then turning off the gas, Situ Shaocai looked at Su Xiaoyun with a dark face.
"What were you doing just now!" He gritted his teeth, almost wanting to eat Su Xiaoyun alive.
"Uh-huh, I don't know. I want to stir-fry something, but I don't know how much oil to put in it. I just thought, if you add more oil, the dish will be more tender. Who knew it would catch fire as soon as I put it in." Su Xiaoyun cried with a sad face.
, said with a flat mouth.
Rubbing his temples with a headache, Situ Shao really wanted to ask Su Xiaoyun, are you sure you just put in a little oil and didn't pour it all in?
Fortunately, the omelette was acceptable, even though it was a bit mushy, it didn't matter, at least it was a successful work.
While sitting at the dining table waiting for Su Xiaoyun to bring out the best noodles and fried eggs, Situ Shao thought that the tragedy was over. However, the tragedy continued.
"puff--"
"ah!"
The omelette he had just taken a few bites of was spit out violently, and the noodles in front of Su Xiaoyun across the way were inevitably affected.
Looking at this bowl of noodles with Situ Shao's saliva, Su Xiaoyun almost burst into tears.
Woo hoo, Situ Shao, why are you crazy? The noodles that are so rare to make have been ruined by you!
Su Xiaoyun simply wanted to eat Situ Shao alive as he waited for Situ Shao to drink a lot of water.
"Situ Shao! I'll pay for my noodles, why are you squirting something?" He put the chopsticks on the dining table hard, and Su Xiaoyun's face turned red with anger.
"I also want to ask you what's going on. Are you an idiot? Do you put salt in the eggs, not sugar?" Situ Shao almost wanted to strangle her to death when Jian Jian was pushed in front of Su Xiaoyun.
Who doesn't know that Situ Shao doesn't touch sweet things, but Su Xiaoyun is good at it. He puts sugar as salt, and it's so sweet that it's almost deathly sweet.
Sugar? How is that possible? You're lying. I obviously put salt. Looking at Situ Shao with suspicion, Su Xiaoyun wondered if Situ Shao deliberately hurt her like this.
"What are you looking at? Am I still lying to you? If you don't believe me, just eat it yourself and see if it's sweet. If it's sweet, eat it all for me!" At the end of the sentence, Situ Shao simply gritted his teeth and said.
"Pfft--" Just like Situ Shao, Su Xiaoyun just took a few bites of the fried egg and immediately spurted it out again.
"How could this happen?" Su Xiaoyun took a few sips of water and looked at the fried eggs in front of her in surprise, with a look of disbelief.
"How could this happen? I also want to ask you what's going on. Are you a pig? With you cooking like this, forget it without rice. It almost burned down my kitchen. The only omelette that can be considered successful now
It's almost sweeter than sugar water, you are really good, Su Xiaoyun!"
Seeing Situ Shao's angry expression, Su Xiaoyun couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
God, she didn't want to think about it. She didn't know if it was sugar or not salt. She didn't know which great inventor discovered it. Why were salt and sugar both white? Besides, can you blame her? Obviously
It’s just that the kitchen of Situ Shao’s house is not marked.
"I just wanted to put salt. Who knew it was sugar? If I had known, I definitely wouldn't have put so much." Su Xiaoyun muttered, not wanting to admit her mistake.
"What? So you're right? You put all the blame on salt and sugar. Don't you know how to taste it first? Don't you have a pig head and don't know how to tell the difference?" Narrowed his eyes.
His eyes were filled with fierce contempt. If his eyes were a sharp sword, Situ Shao really wanted to cut open Su Xiaoyun's head to see what it was made of.
"Isn't it? Why do they have to be the same? They are not born to the same parents. Besides, it is obviously your problem. You see, your kitchen is so big and there are so many ingredients. You don't know how to put up a piece of paper to explain it.
Whose fault is it?" It's not her fault if she refuses to admit it, it's clearly something wrong with Situ Shao's kitchen.
Situ Shao held his hands tightly. He was trying to suppress his emotions. He was afraid that he would really not be able to help himself and hit Su Xiaoyun hard.
"Forget it, let's eat noodles. I don't want to argue with you about salt and sugar. I'm really afraid that I won't be able to help but let you eat them." Situ Shao sighed helplessly, and he bowed his head to eat in resignation.
Your own noodles.
"Wait a minute!" Su Xiaoyun stopped immediately. She had not forgotten that her noodles had Situ Shao's saliva. She definitely didn't want to eat her own portion, so she would definitely aim for the portion in front of Situ Shao.
"What are you doing!" He was already in a bad mood due to Su Xiaoyun's troubles. Now he is extremely hungry, but Su Xiaoyun still refuses to let him go. It's really! It's really unbearable.
Why are you looking at people like that? Even if I am born well and look pretty and cute, don't look at me with such... admiration.
"Noodles, change it!" He frowned and looked at Situ Shao seriously.
Looking at Su Xiaoyun in surprise, Situ Shao looked at her in confusion, "Are you okay? I've never eaten any noodles suddenly."
Suddenly, Situ Shao thought of the omelette he had just sprayed, and guessed that Su Xiaoyun's noodles had not escaped.
Damn it, is it so disgusting to have his saliva? I want to change it to noodles.
"No! It's not like you haven't eaten my saliva before. What are you afraid of?" Situ Shao frowned and refused cruelly.
"Dang!"
His little face turned red immediately. Situ Shao, you are so shameless to say it like this. My sister really doesn't like to eat your saliva, okay?
"No matter, change it." She gritted her teeth, still so determined. No matter what, if she refused to change the noodles today, Su Xiaoyun would fight with Situ Shao.
"Ha, what if I don't?" The evil smile appeared on Situ Shao's face again, and he suddenly wanted to know what Su Xiaoyun would do.
"I'll take it if you don't want to change it!" After saying this, Su Xiaoyun rushed to the dining table and reached out to grab Situ Shao's bowl.
The shock only lasted for a moment. Situ Shao quickly pressed the bowl firmly on the dining table. No matter how hard Su Xiaoyun tried, it didn't move at all.
Damn it, why is this man's arm strength so strong? He can't pull it no matter how hard he is. Damn it, can't you be a little gentleman? If you change with me, you won't die.
Su Xiaoyun's face was already red from the exertion, but Situ Shao's face was still very calm, and he was looking around happily, as if Su Xiaoyun was not trying to steal his face.
"Let go!" He yelled loudly and used more force on his hands.
Ah!! You are going crazy, Situ Shao, you are a hypocrite and a villain. You look like a gentleman, but who knows you won’t even give in a bowl of noodles!
At the end, Su Xiaoyun climbed onto the dining table and jumped next to Situ Shao to grab his hand under Situ Shao's surprised gaze.
Was this woman... really a wealthy lady before? How could she be so... without any reserve or elegance in her behavior?
Now Su Xiaoyun is no longer a young lady, so in her heart, all the things like being a lady, being elegant, speaking generously and decently, etc. have been thrown into the Atlantic Ocean.