Yan Qiqi smiled faintly at Mr. Liu, "Sir, Ping'er is a little hungry now, can you have a meal here?"
"After the young lady said this, Xiaosheng also felt a little hungry and would like to dine with the young lady." Mr. Liu said quickly.
"Okay." Yan Qiqi nodded slightly, turned to look at Hong'er, and said, "Hong'er, go and bring my lunch."
"Yes, Miss." Hong'er suppressed her laughter and retreated.
Then, Yan Qiqi grinned at Young Master Liu and said, "Young Master, you don't know how delicious that meat is, but the fresh meat... well, it's very fresh. You will definitely fall in love with it when you eat it."
"Since Miss Tan said it's delicious, it must be someone else's delicacy." Mr. Liu said perfunctorily.
At this time, Yan Qiqi lowered her head and looked at her body, muttering dissatisfiedly, "These clothes are too ugly and inconvenient to walk in. My animal skins and leaves are better."
"Stab! Stab!..." After a moment, Yan Qiqi tore a big slit from the hem of her skirt, revealing her legs wearing trousers underneath.
She took a breath and said to herself: "It's more convenient this way."
Ignoring the stunned people opposite him, he put his feet on the table and leaned forward on the chair.
Suddenly, she sat up straight, slapped the table, and said angrily: "This Hong'er has been here for a long time, why hasn't he brought the food? Does he want to kneel down?"
"Kneel down, kneel down to play the piano?!" Mr. Liu muttered with a trembling voice.
"That's right." Yan Qiqi immediately lay down on the table and said with a grin, "I like to make these servants kneel down to play the piano. Think about it, put a piano on the ground and put some nails in it to make people kneel down.
It must be really cool to watch up there.”
Mr. Liu's hand trembled and he accidentally broke the tea cup on the table.
"Oh, Mr. Liu, you are so much like me. When I'm unhappy, I like to smash things, and I also like to hit people." Yan Qiqi clapped her hands and said excitedly, as if she wanted to find a close friend.
He raised his hand and patted his shoulder, comforting him: "Master Liu, please don't be angry. It's all because of Hong'er's fault for keeping him waiting for so long."
Then, he turned around and said coldly to Lu Yi: "Why isn't this damn Hong'er here? When she comes back, I'll prick her finger with an embroidery needle to see if she still dares to be lazy. Go and hurry her up."
If you are any slower, you will be punished together with her."
"Yes, yes, slave, go right away." Luyi lowered his head, suppressed a smile, turned around and ran away.
Yan Qiqi looked at Mr. Liu who was stunned again, slapped the table and said fiercely: "These slaves cannot be spoiled. They must be punished regularly so that they will do their jobs well. What I like best is to prick them with needles."
As he spoke, five embroidery needles appeared in his hand and were pierced on the table, gleaming in a row.
Then, he held a needle and waved it in front of Mr. Liu, with a fierce look on his face, "Master, you don't know that when I insert these embroidery needles into their flesh, I feel so happy."
"Don't, don't..." Mr. Liu looked at the shining embroidery needle, sweat dripping from his forehead, for fear that it would prick him.
At this time, Hong'er and Luyi came over with two plates of bloody meat.
"Hong'er, you were too slow today. I will punish you by going back and kneeling on the piano for five hours." Yan Qiqi said with a glare.
He reached out and took the plate of meat dripping with blood, placed it in front of the second young master of the Liu family, and showed a charming smile, "Sir, please, these meats are freshly cut from the abdomen. They are fresh and delicious. You can try them."
Then, he put the meat in Lu Yi's hand in front of him, took out a piece from it, and ate it in big gulps.
Suddenly, his mouth was full of blood, and the meat in his hands was still dripping out. Shen Ren looked very worried.
"This meat still tastes good, just right in softness and hardness. It's much better than eating books. I don't know why those so-called literati like to eat books. They are so full of knowledge that I have to eat a lot of books instead of eating meat.
Good, delicious.”
Yan Qiqi's mouth was stuffed with meat, and she still muttered vaguely.
Immediately, Mr. Liu was so frightened that he wet his buttocks and ran away.
At this time, a stinky smell filled the air. When she saw the yellow liquid on the chair, Yan Qiqi spat out the meat in her mouth and couldn't help but vomit.
Damn it! This man is so careless and scary.
I looked at the two plates of medium-rare steaks with tomato sauce on the table, and my face was filled with regret.
The steak was grilled well, but the tomato sauce tasted a bit weird and there was too much.
He picked up the handkerchief and wiped the secret tomato sauce on his hands, wiped the sauce off his mouth, and gave the green man a victory gesture.
"Oh yeah, it worked." It is estimated that in this way, no one will come to her house for a blind date in the future, and she will no longer have to worry about getting married.
Lu Yi looked at the woman with the torn skirt in front of her and shook her head helplessly. It seemed that the head of her family couldn't get married.
Yan Qiqi returned to Meiyuan and had just taken a shower and changed clothes when Yun Yixi walked in with a dark face and angrily.
"Pa—" he slapped his hand on the table and looked at Yan Qiqi angrily, "Tell me, Ping'er, what on earth did you do!"
Yan Qiqi immediately stepped forward, took her hand that was slapping the table, and blew on it, "Mom, don't be angry yet, and don't smack the table, it will hurt."
Pressing Yun Yixi on the chair, he pulled up a chair and sat next to her, listening to the upcoming reprimand.
"What on earth did you do to Mr. Liu, and what happened to raw flesh and human blood?!" Yun Yixi said with a dark face, glaring at her.
She and Mrs. Liu were having family dinner, but at this moment, the second son of the Liu family ran over with a look of horror on his face, muttering "raw flesh and human blood".
He stepped forward and pulled Mrs. Liu up and ran away, forgetting even the etiquette of saying goodbye to her. What's worse, Mr. Liu even peed his pants!
Although she looked down upon this gentle scholar, she couldn't scare him into being like that.
Her daughter must have been frightened, so she came over to ask what was going on.
Yan Qiqi curled her lips and said, "I recently researched a dish, and I wanted Mr. Liu to try it, but who knew he ran away when he saw it?"
After saying that, he made a bitter look.
"Dishes?" Yun Yixi frowned slightly, then understood and gritted her teeth and said, "Did you bring someone a plate of raw meat?"
If it wasn't raw meat, how could the second young master of the Liu family keep talking about raw meat and human blood?
Yan Qiqi pouted her lips and said, "Mom, where did you miss me? I gave him steak, and I asked the kitchen to make some for you to take over and try."
Then, he looked at Lu Yi and said, "Lu Yi, go bring the steak over and make a bowl of tomato juice."
"yes."
Green Yi quickly brought over a wooden plate with a bowl of blood-red tomato juice and a small piece of cooked steak on it.
Yan Qiqi immediately stood up, took the wooden plate and placed it in front of Yunyi.
He cut a small piece with a knife, picked it up and put it to Yun Yixi's mouth, "Mom, how do you like it?"
Yun Yixi took one look at it, then opened her mouth to eat, chewed it a few times and swallowed it into her stomach.
"Mom, try the tomato juice I made. I added some honey to it. Drink one cup every day. It can beautify your skin." Yan Qiqi immediately brought the bowl in front of her with a sly smile.
Yun Yixi took a sip and then put it down.
Pointing to the things on the table, he said: "Ping'er, are these really the things you gave Mr. Liu to eat?"
Why does she always feel that there is something wrong inside? These things don't look like raw flesh and human blood. How could she mistakenly think so?
Yan Qiqi's eyes flickered and she said with a smile, "Of course, otherwise, what do you think mother thinks? Do you really think that I eat raw meat and drink human blood?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yun Yixi raised her hand and patted her shoulder, raised her eyes and said with a glare.
"Hehe, I knew mother believed in me." Yan Qiqi went up and hugged her neck, flattering her.
The texture on the meat is different from this bowl. It is a specially prepared tomato sauce. This is pure tomato juice.
Yun Yixi talked to her for a while, but couldn't figure out the reason, so she got up and left.
The next day, Yun Yixi knew what her daughter had done to her.
Originally it was just a legend, no one came out to confirm it, and many people were skeptical.
But since the second son of the Liu family had a blind date with the eldest lady of the Tan family, he was so frightened that he stayed in bed for several days and fell seriously ill.
As a result, everyone was convinced that the entire imperial city knew that the eldest lady of the Tan family was a man-eating demon who ate raw meat, drank human blood, and violently tortured her servants. From then on, no one dared to come over for a blind date.
There were even people in the court who advised Tan Heng to kill the girl, so that she would not be eaten by his own daughter without even knowing it.
Tan Heng was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, but he was able to endure it because of his good self-cultivation.
When she got home, she was inevitably scolded, but looking at her aggrieved face, she was reluctant to punish her severely.
So, we can only let nature take its course.
On this day, Yan Qiqi asked Yun Yixi for permission to go shopping.
Yun Yixi originally wanted to go out with her.
But Yan Qiqi said that if her mother followed, others would definitely recognize her as Miss Tan, and they would definitely throw rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs at them, so Yun Yixi compromised.
After Yan Qiqi settled her mother, she dressed in men's clothes and went out with Hong'er alone.
"Young, uh, young master, why do you think these clothes are so weird?" Hong'er tugged at the gray book boy's clothes on her body, frowning and muttered.
The colors she wears are all bright red, and it feels a bit awkward to wear other colors for a while. I'm really not used to it.
Yan Qiqi glanced at her and asked, "Hong'er, do the four of you only wear one color?"
Ever since I met the four of them, each of them has been wearing the same color.
In order for Hong'er to wear this children's clothing, she spent a lot of effort.
"Well, since we were given names by the master of the front sect, we only wear one color. The subordinates wear red, the green ones wear green, Ah Feng wears cyan, and Ah Shang wears black." Hong'er told her in detail.
Said it over and over again.
As he said that, he looked down at the clothes on his body, with another look of disgust on his face.
At this time, she inadvertently raised her head and looked forward, frowned and said, "Master, look over there, it seems to be Tan Feng'er's maid."
Yan Qiqi looked in the direction she pointed, and saw Hua'er in a corner, sneaking around with a man, not knowing what they were doing.