Although Dazhi’s name is Dazhi, don’t forget that he also has a surname in front of him: Wu! Wu Dazhi! These three words completely explain his life goal.
But there is a monk who comes out and claims that he is the Dharma King who saves the common people and that he can prevent the gate of hell from opening. Isn't this nonsense?
The cause of the matter is this.
This day is the birthday of Grandpa Wu Dazhi and Wu Youyou. Wu Youyou is a devout Buddhist believer, but he couldn't leave today, so he asked Wu Dazhi and Hu Xue to go to the temple to offer incense!
To put it bluntly, it is just to send something to the temple and add some money for sesame oil. Logically speaking, this is a great good deed. It is too late for the Bodhisattva to bless you, so how can something bad happen to you?
But just at this moment, a master suddenly appeared from nowhere and glanced at Wu Dazhi.
Without saying a word, Wu Dazhi grabbed Wu Dazhi's hand, and with a very kind face, they all gathered together like an emergency gathering: "So you really exist! You really exist!"
Wu Dazhi was fifteen years old, and he definitely understood the simple truth about how people are born. His parents had sex, and then they had him, and ten months later, they gave birth to him again.
This matter does not need to be confirmed by a host, right? It is simply the natural law of human beings, okay?
Wu Dazhi turned around and glanced at Hu Xue, only to see that he glanced at the host master in surprise and had no intention of stopping the host master from further "infringing" on his freedom.
In an instant, Wu Dazhi suddenly thought about it. Those believers who kneel here and kowtow every day can't see the host if they want to. But if he doesn't want to see him, others come out to see him. What does this mean? It means that he is different.
The host pulled Wu Dazhi into his small meditation room. Wu Dazhi was not polite. He sat down and said with a smile, "Master host, please see if I have wisdom and can I become a great master in the future."
?By the way, what’s the most powerful thing?”
Wu Dazhi looked back at Hu Xue, who added in a timely manner: "The body does not rot!"
"Yes, let's see if my body can be incorruptible in the future!"
The host shook his head and said with a mysterious face, "Actually, I don't know whether your body will be incorruptible in the future! But I know that you were very powerful in your previous life. You were the reincarnation of the Dharma King of the Ming Dynasty. You just made some mistakes and failed to become a Buddha.
, now the Buddha has decided to give you a chance..."
Wu Dazhi almost didn't come up with a mouthful of old blood. What about the Dharma King of the Ming Dynasty, reincarnation? Do you think this is a time travel article? To be honest, he didn't know what the Dharma King of the Ming Dynasty was. He had only heard of the Dharma King of the Ming Dynasty.
"Stop! Master, although your opening remarks are very impressive, I am a new generation of young people living in a big socialist family. I absolutely do not believe in reincarnation!" With that, Wu Dazhi raised his butt and was about to leave.
"Wait! Don't go!" the host grabbed Wu Dazhi and said urgently, "Actually, I don't know your life experience, but Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva came to me last night and gave me a dream, saying that there would be a young man today.
When people come to my place to offer incense, I must..."
Damn it, Wu Dazhi couldn't help but cursed in his heart. This mud horse even asked Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to appear in his dream? Will this crazy host have to say that he is some kind of Sakyamuni and turn around? And that kind of burning lamp?
Ancient Buddha?
But a master is a master. After what he said, even Hu Xue, who had always been expressionless, looked at him even more surprised.
"It doesn't matter if you don't believe me! Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also told me that you have a tantric master in your family, but he is relatively useless!"
Tantric master? Wu Dazhi didn't know about this. He quickly turned around and asked Hu Xue behind him if this was the case.
Hu Xuexi spat out one word like gold: "Yes!"
Ah, Wu Dazhi was pleasantly surprised. So what the host said is true? Is he really an Ultraman character? Don’t all the little girls nowadays like some kind of Superman in underpants?
He, Wu Dazhi, can finally step into the ranks of Superman one day, but he will never wear his pants outside, it is too embarrassing!
After gathering his overwhelming emotions, Wu Dazhi waited for the master's guidance, but who would have thought that the next thing would take a turn for the worse.
"Actually, you shouldn't exist in this world!"
Ah! Wu Dazhi was completely stupid. He shouldn't have himself, so where did he come from?
"But it seems that something special happened, so you came to this world!"
You mean to say that my parents did not take good contraceptive measures, so they gave birth to me! Wu Dazhi cursed in his heart.
"And you seem to have lost the power of the Ming Dynasty Dharma King!"
So I can’t be Ultraman anymore? Then I still have to save the common people? Wait, Wu Dazhi seems to have figured out something. If he doesn’t have superpowers and wants to save the common people, won’t he become a little monster?!
"The next news is a bit exciting, you will encounter a ghost tonight!"
Wu Dazhi suddenly felt that he was so stupid, so stupid. This host was a lunatic!
"Host! Today is my grandpa's birthday, and you actually said that I would encounter ghosts! Let me tell you, I am in a good mood today and don't want to settle a score with you. Otherwise, believe it or not, I will burn your temple down!!"
"How can you believe what I say? You will really encounter a ghost today, and it will be a female ghost!"
"Crazy!!" Wu Dazhi shouted three words with the greatest strength in his life.
"Hey, wait!"
Before taking two steps, the host followed up again, "You will really encounter a female ghost. You can't die. If you die, who will save the common people in the future?"
Get lost! Wu Dazhi roared silently in his heart.
When there were still three o'clock before Wu Youyou's birthday party, Wu Dazhi finally rushed back to his old house.
Wu Youyou was not Wu Dazhi's biological grandfather. Wu Youyou adopted him from the orphanage when Wu Dazhi was five years old.
Before entering the yard, Wu Dazhi saw a teenage girl wearing a pink silk skirt and two pigtails standing there, looking pitifully into the yard.
"What's wrong?"
Wu Dazhi took a look at this little girl. She was the kind of little lolita he liked. Although she was a bit small, let's start with her first. When she grows up in a few years, she can be his girlfriend!
"My things fell into the yard, but I don't dare to go in and pick them up. How about you help me pick them out?"
The little girl looked at Wu Dazhi pitifully with her big, watery eyes. For a moment, heroism suddenly appeared in Wu Dazhi from nowhere.
"I'll get it for you!"
Wu Dazhi pushed the door open and walked into the yard. After searching around, he finally found a shuttlecock made of chicken feathers in a small corner. He picked it up and ran quickly to the little girl. He stretched out his hand coolly:
"Here you go! Do you want to play by yourself? I'm on vacation now. If you want to find someone to play with, come find me!"
The little girl nodded, with an innocent smile on her lips.
"Monster! Are you here too?" Before Wu Dazhi could continue to act cool, a loud shout came from the yard, and then he saw a red light flying towards the little girl.
"Ah!" the little girl yelled, and then disappeared without a trace.
Wu Dazhi is not a fool, of course he knows what happened. What's worse is that he suddenly remembered what the host just said, he will encounter a ghost tonight!!
"Uncle Hu! The host said I will encounter a ghost tonight!"
Before Hu Xue could react, Wu Dazhi had already grabbed his sleeve and shook him desperately. He had encountered a ghost. So, who is the Dharma King of the Ming Dynasty?
Well, Wu Dazhi felt a little relieved, but the host seemed to have said that he had no magic power now, so would he die? He shouldn't be in this world anyway.
The whole world knows that Wu Dazhi is the person who cherishes his life the most!
"What's going on?" Wu Youyou walked to Hu Xue and asked in a low voice.
Hu Xue had an expressionless face and explained everything clearly in just fifteen words. Wu Dazhi did not dare to think about it anymore, so he had to look up at Wu Youyou and saw him say with a serious look on his face:
"She will definitely come back to you tonight! You have promised to play with her!"
Wu Dazhi cried to death. Sure enough, what the brothers said was right. Women are in danger! You need to be careful when picking up girls!!