"Go to sleep. Remember to call your teacher tomorrow, lest he expel you!" Wu Youyou sighed and slowly walked into the back room.
Early the next morning, Wu Dazhi was sure that his cell phone alarm had not gone off yet, but he clearly felt something soft pressing on his chest!
Could it be... Wu Dazhi suddenly sat up in a fit of excitement. Before he could react, he felt his face heat up, his lower body became hard, and he was in danger of bleeding.
Following Wu Dazhi's gaze, it was a picture of a beautiful woman (no, a beautiful ghost) taking a bath.
I saw Xiaoyou with black hair spread behind her shoulders. She was very charming, wearing a pink nightgown, which covered her graceful body. From the neckline, you could see a trace of snow-white skin shining in the morning light.
Full of mysterious beauty.
Wu Dazhi sighed to himself, could he not be so excited so early in the morning? He couldn't stand it. He was already anemic and had nosebleeds all day long. He probably would have become one of the descendants of the Ghost Mother before he even got to the Ghost Mother Dojo.
"Brother Dazhi! Am I beautiful today?" Xiaoyou is an ignorant ghost and has never seen anything wrong with Wu Dazhi.
"Beautiful! Beautiful!" Oh, it's not just beautiful, it's simply a beauty. He swore that if Xiaoyou turned into a real person in the next second, he would pounce on it and swallow every bit of it.
"No, Brother Dazhi, you are lying!"
"I'm not lying! You are really beautiful!" Wu Dazhi swore to the sky.
"Then why didn't you pounce on her? Why? People say that when a man sees a beautiful woman, he will pounce on her immediately!"
Sister, you also said that she is a beautiful woman and you are a sexy ghost, so you are not in this category, okay?
"Don't tell me, Xiaoyou has taken off enough?" As he spoke, Xiaoyou had already started to take off the only pajamas he had on, which was still considered clothing.
"Be normal, Yu-chan! Can you let our lives be normal?"
"Of course it's no problem! Brother Dazhi, don't worry, I will never disturb your normal life!"
"real?"
"Of course, I'm not kidding, but since you met us, do you think your life is still normal?"
Wu Dazhi was silent. Indeed, his life was doomed three years ago. Either he was crazy, or they were crazy. What about the Dharma King of the Ming Dynasty, the legend of the esoteric religion, saving the world! Those are all lies, they must be like this!
"I didn't abuse you, why is Brother Dazhi looking like this?"
"It's okay!" Wu Dazhi stood up calmly. Since things have developed like this, his only thought is to fill his stomach.
"Grandpa Wu said that you should do more things for us before you have a nervous breakdown!"
Wu Dazhi protested in his heart, even though I am not your biological grandson, I am your true disciple and you would not treat me like this.
At breakfast time, Wu Dazhi received a very honorable task, which was to take Wu Youyou and Xiaoyou to have breakfast.
Xiaoyou, who has been deprived of food all year round, finally caught someone coming to buy her food, so naturally she won't let him go easily.
Wu Dazhi was depressed. No one could see her at all. Why not just float to the breakfast stall? She could eat whatever she wanted there, so why should she spend money to buy it?
When Wu Dazhi raised this question, Xiaoyou rolled his eyes at him gracefully and said with disdain, "I am a ghost, but I also have a high moral standard!"
In view of Xiaoyou's high moral standards, Wu Dazhi could only lower his wallet to lower the price. However, this ghost still has requirements for food. Roadside stalls are definitely not acceptable, and the last time he has to go to the porridge shop is
Bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
As a result, after walking around the town, Xiao You and Wu You walked into McDonald's together. Wu Dazhi went crazy. His living standard was not up to the level of inviting one person and one ghost to eat at McDonald's.
After Wu Dazhi spent a hundred yuan and ordered eight sets of breakfasts, Xiaoyou and Wu Youyou finally returned to normal.
"Dazhi, be careful when you go to find Zhou Zijing later!"
"Does he eat people? Or is he just like you and abnormal?"
A cup of hot soy milk floated in the air. Wu Dazhi quickly glanced around, but luckily no one saw it. It seemed that Xiaoyou was now Wu Youyou's guardian envoy.
"No, grandpa, you misunderstood! You are too normal. There will never be anyone as normal as you in this world!"
A slap in the face and a sweet date, Wu Dazhi's trick has always worked.
"Seriously, I have never met Zhou Zijing, but I have met his grandfather. He is a stubborn old man! He is also very petty!"
"Do you have a grudge against him?" Wu Dazhi is a typical gossip lover. How could he give up this opportunity? And he absolutely believes that people who have grudges against Wu Youyou are definitely good people!!
"I not only have a grudge against him! I wish I could kill his whole family!"
"..."
"Back then, his grandfather went into the mountains with me..." Wu Youyou suddenly got stuck. After thinking for a while, he continued, "Let's go to the ancient tomb for scientific research!"
This...Wu Youyou's impression in Wu Dazhi's heart has dropped again. Grave robbing is tomb robbing, and he really knows how to put money on his own face, doing scientific research!
"You don't know, I was chased by a zombie king at that time. Although the tantric spells are very powerful, and I also have the Vajra your master gave me, it is still very difficult to defeat the zombie king!"
"..." Wu Dazhi was silent.
"If you can't beat me, you have to run, right? But if I keep running, it's not an option if the zombie keeps chasing me. Someone has to attract its attention, right?"
"You can't be..." Wu Dazhi couldn't imagine it.
"What's wrong with that? He's better than me, he's younger and faster than me, and he has a lot of family members..."
Suddenly Wu Youyou stopped talking. He probably also realized that the more he said his words, the more problematic he was, and his tall image suddenly collapsed.
"Anyway, be careful when you go there. I heard that the guy who came here is still alive!"
Wu Dazhi completely collapsed. Grandpa was pushing himself into a pit of fire. After thinking about it, Wu Dazhi felt that Mr. Zhou was difficult to maintain, so it was better than the ten-faced evil ghost.
Go, even if you have to go up the mountain of knives or into the sea of fire, Wu Dazhi made up his mind to eat breakfast with a happy mood. Who knows if this will be his last breakfast.
An hour later, Wu Youyou and Xiaoyou said goodbye to Wu Dazhi with a heavy heart. The posture was definitely comparable to the funeral scene in a funeral parlor. Even though there were only two people here, there was a real ghost.
According to the information given by Wu Youyou, Zhou Zijing's family lived in a neighboring village, but Wu Dazhi soon realized that the neighboring village in his great-grandfather's mouth was completely different from the neighboring village in his understanding.