"I'm sorry, you two. Maybe we will disappoint you. The mission we accepted is to destroy ghosts. If we don't go, Water God, please tell me, how are we going to destroy ghosts?"
Hu Xue shrugged and had no intention of accepting Wang Liang's suggestion.
Hu Xue snatched the key from Wang Liang in a semi-grabbing manner, and Wu Dazhi and the other three walked upstairs without looking back.
"Fox, do we really not want to listen to those two people? Those two are gods!"
As Xie Rusi walked upstairs, she would look back from time to time. Obviously, she felt that it might be the best choice to just listen to the fairy's words.
"No need!" Hu Xue replied coldly: "That water god is just the god of an artificial lake. In fact, he is not a real person with godhood. He is probably cultivated by some kind of creature."
"Oh..." Xie Rusi lowered her head and responded softly, but the next second she looked back at Wang Liang, with a different meaning flashing in her eyes.
When he was about to reach the second floor, Wu Dazhi suddenly stopped, turned around and shouted to Wang Liang: "Remember to bring the food we want before ten o'clock, otherwise... Hehe, I am said to be not a brother enough, go ahead."
The Consumer Association is suing you!!”
What Wu Dazhi didn't expect was that Wang Liang actually showed a look of fear. Oh, Wu Dazhi was depressed. How could he act like a god like this? It was really embarrassing for the gods!
"Brother Dazhi, he seems to be afraid of the report you mentioned. Is that Consumer Association more powerful than the Jade Emperor?"
Xie Rusi looked at Wang Liang with confusion on her face.
Wu Dazhi nodded: "Rusi, you don't know, this Consumer Association is a mysterious existence. When you buy a fake product in the future, you will know whether it is powerful or not!"
"Fox, what do you think of them?" Wu Dazhi asked lazily, leaning on the bed in the guest room that Hu Xue had "robbed", shaking a bottle of soda in his hand.
"How about what? He is a completely unreliable god. Even if what he said is true, the ghosts there are very powerful. Since we accepted the commission, we must continue to do it."
Hu Xue said lightly while going to the bathroom to put in hot water.
"By the way, don't drink too much carbonated drinks. If you drink too much, it's easy to lose weight!"
Looking at Wu Dazhi, who still had no intention of letting go, gulping soda in his mouth, Hu Xue had no choice but to pretend that he did not exist. Based on the principle of ladies first, Hu Xue asked Xie Rusi to take a bath first. Seeing that Wu Dazhi was still holding the soda bottle, she was upset.
said:
"Pervert, your goddess is taking a bath, why don't you go and take a look?"
"…………"
"Damn, I really didn't expect that soda would be more attractive to you than a goddess!" Hu Xue said mockingly.
"…………"
"Oh, you have changed your gender? Now you have learned how to stop talking back to me?"
"…………"
Wu Dazhi still didn't speak. Hu Xue sat up suddenly. Something seemed wrong. Wu Dazhi remained silent for a long time, which was not his style at all.
"Before going out today, you should read the almanac..."
Just when Hu Xue felt that there was something unusual in this room, Xie Rusi came out wiping her wet hair. She was wearing a silk suspender pajamas, and her breasts were rising and falling with her movements.
But despite this, Wu Dazhi's movement of holding the soda bottle remained unchanged. Things seemed to have become very complicated.
"Fox, Dazhi's eyes can't even move. That's so impressive!"
Xie Rusi also noticed that something was wrong with Wu Dazhi. She lowered her head to observe Wu Dazhi's strange behavior, and she could see the spring light on his chest. At this moment, a muffled sound suddenly came from the soda bottle.
Xie Rusi pushed Wu Dazhi, who had been in a semi-rigid state, holding up the bottle of soda, and then realized that his face was ashen and he was very angry.
Hu Xue saw everything in her eyes and shouted: "No, Dazhi has been plotted!"
After Hu Xue made a series of observations on Wu Dazhi, she finally knew why he was attacked. She calmly and decisively took out a yellow talisman from her hand, quickly bit the middle finger of her right hand, and then wrote it on the yellow paper.
What is written in the flying phoenixes.
"Fox, what are you writing? Why can't I understand it?" Xie Rusi stood aside and observed Hu Xue's every move.
"You don't need to understand. Actually, I don't know what this thing is called, but it's very useful!" Hu Xue explained to Xie Rusi while throwing the paper on which the writing was written twice in the air. The paper actually burned without any symptoms.
stand up.
Then the piece of paper completely turned into a small burning fireball. The fireball was not big or small, enough for a person to hold it in his mouth. Hu Xue couldn't help but opened Wu Dazhi's mouth and stuffed it in.
"Fox, will Dazhi be injured?!" Xie Rusi covered her mouth with both hands and said nervously.
"No!" Hu Xue said calmly, without even a slight change in expression on his face.
At the same time, Wu Dazhi's face instantly turned red, and after a "gurgling" sound in his throat, he spit out a large mouthful of ice-crusted soda.
After returning to his normal expression, he slammed the bottle he was holding into a corner of the room: "Oh, I've seen despicable people before, but I've never seen such a despicable guy like you. If you want to hit me, come out and hit me head-on, secretly."
What is it?"
The more Wu Dazhi talked, the angrier he became. Finally, he simply stood up and walked towards the corner: "Come out, come out to me. Do you think I'm a bastard who eats and drinks in a takeout? Tell you, I want to kill you."
You are a matter of seconds!”
"It's not that you have a fox fairy by your side, otherwise you would have died by now!" Suddenly, a very unconvinced voice came from the corner.
Wu Dazhi stood in the corner for a few seconds with his hands on his waist, and finally sighed. This damn despicable water god of the village was right. If Hu Xue hadn't been here today, he might have really died here.
"What's the matter! Are you still convinced of the imitation water god? If you hadn't been cheating on me behind my back, how could you have beaten me? Let me tell you, young master, I hate black people behind my back the most in my life. Believe it or not, young master.
Lord, should I let the fox kill you now? It will make your soul fly to pieces, and you will never think of harming anyone again in this life!!!"
As soon as Wu Dazhi finished speaking, a whimpering sound came from the corner.
Wu Dazhi was a little panicked. The most uncertain thing in the world was for someone to cry. Regardless of male or female, the lethality to Wu Dazhi was the same.
"I'm just scaring you. As long as you leave, nothing will happen!!! Who asked you to drink my magic and turn it into soda? I never wanted to hurt you. How are you doing now?
You want to destroy me!!! And you want to drive me to pieces!! I am also a water god after all, how can I let you bully me like this! Smelly old man, why don’t you come out and help me?! If you don’t come out, I will be killed by that fox and
Kill this pervert!!!!"
Who is the pervert? Wu Dazhi blinked his eyes, no, he was definitely not talking about him, he comforted himself.
"Water God!! Water God!! Don't cry, it's already starting to flood here!!!"
Xie Rusi rushed out, grabbed it in the corner, and shook it wildly: "Please stop crying, I'm most afraid of water!"
"Wang Liang, don't mess around! You must know that you are still in the probation period of the Water God. If you cause a big trouble, you will be expelled!"
Sure enough, the man who slowly appeared at the door was the man in his thirties in the hall.