Chapter 116 The Heart Is Than Kidney Deficiency, The Face Is Thicker Than The Wall
Wu Dazhi glanced at the crying female ghost and sighed in his heart, how could such a good young girl jump off a building for something that is not worth living like love?
"That female ghost is not as easy to talk to as me. She probably won't even pay attention to you when she sees you!" As she spoke, the female ghost took out another tissue, but her tears were obviously much less than before.
"Please introduce me!" Wu Dazhi said "shamelessly", and he automatically ignored Xie Rusi's contemptuous look.
"This..." The female ghost grabbed the napkin and glanced at Wu Dazhi. After about a minute, she let out a long sigh: "No, you really look like..."
The female ghost changed the topic, stood up and threw away the napkin in her hand: "Oh, I've never seen a ghost as ugly as you. It's so fucking embarrassing to introduce you!"
Wu Dazhi suddenly felt like he couldn't survive. The blow was too big and too heavy. He seemed to have done nothing else all night. Apart from playing soy sauce, he was being discriminated against by ghosts. This was intolerable and he had to fight back.
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Wu Dazhi stood up, symbolically flicked the non-existent dust on his body, and said respectfully, word for word, very gentlemanly: "Miss Ghost, who told you that I am a ghost? Open your
The aluminum alloy dog eyes can clearly see that I am a human being, a person who can pant, run and jump!!"
"You are human!!!" The female ghost who had just stopped crying screamed, and immediately started crying again.
Xie Rusi walked up to Wu Dazhi at this time, looked at the female ghost who was crying hard and was in the dark, and then looked at Wu Dazhi who looked innocent and confused, and asked lightly:
"Dazhi, did you touch her breasts?"
"No! Absolutely not!" Wu Dazhi swore to the sky, "Rusi, why don't you look at her breasts, which are more tablet than a tablet? Damn, she can be used as a mouse pad when she lies down! I have to risk it.
Touch it if your life is in danger?”
As soon as Wu Dazhi finished speaking, the female ghost cried even more sadly. Wu Dazhi could even feel that the whole room seemed to tremble.
"Who said I have no breasts? Who said I have no breasts?!" The female ghost suddenly stood up: "She is obviously 34e!!!"
Wu Dazhi and Xie Rusi glanced at the female ghost's chest, then compared it with their hands and smiled knowingly.
Understand, every woman dreams of having 34e breasts. Even if she turns into a ghost, this dream will not change.
"Master, I don't have time to discuss breast problems with you!" Wu Dazhi pulled the female ghost to his side and said impatiently: "Hurry up, where is the female ghost you just mentioned?"
"Are you a Taoist priest? Wow, you are so manly, I like you so much!" The female ghost didn't know whether it was due to mental disorder or epilepsy, but she instantly turned into a little star and looked at Wu Dazhi.
A second later, Wu Dazhi cried and fainted in the corner. It doesn't matter if you are a good author, why did you write such a good ghost? Is it fun to torture a pure and kind-hearted novice hero like me?
"Mr. Taoist, don't cry. Crying won't solve the problem. You have to be brave!"
The female ghost floated over reluctantly: "Since you are a Taoist priest, you must help me! The female ghost I just mentioned is so powerful. Several Taoist priests have come before, but they have never beaten that female ghost.
Ghost! If I hadn’t been fighting bravely on the front line against ghosts, I don’t know how many people would have died here!”
Damn, you are still on the front line against ghosts. Sister, your ghost's destructive power is not small, okay? Wu Dazhi did a good job in mental construction and finally returned to normal.
"Sister Ghost, you look quite brave. Tell me, what heroic deeds have you done? I'm not bragging to you. I just met two ghosts who are high-ranking officials. Maybe I can get you the most beautiful one.
Report the deeds of the female ghost!"
The most beautiful ghost? These four words made the female ghost pose for a while. Wu Dazhi felt like he was going to suffer from eye disease. Xie Rusi was not idle, and kept wandering around the room.
"Mr. Taoist priest, my most heroic deed is that I beat away a river god and robbed his lake!" The female ghost said proudly after posing what she considered to be the most classic pose of bravely charging forward.
Well, Wu Dazhi was startled. Why did this thing sound so familiar? It seemed like he had just heard it. Oh, Wu Dazhi suddenly slapped his forehead and remembered, wasn't the unlucky god who was robbed of his hometown Wang Liang?
"That ghost sister, your robbery is not a heroic deed, right?" Wu Dazhi pulled the black thread on the top of his head and said helplessly: "Do you know that you have successfully forced the river god into the sea?
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"He drove away the Dragon King of the East China Sea?" The female ghost asked with a surprised look on her face: "Impossible, how could a low-class god like him defeat the serious Dragon King!"
The female ghost shook her head contemptuously, and then continued to talk about her heroic deeds: "Mr. Taoist priest, you have completely misunderstood. In fact, I wanted to protect the people here, so I drove away the river god. The cultivation of that river god
It’s not enough to resist the female ghost living here, but as for me..."
At this point, the female ghost lowered her head in embarrassment, "Actually, we are kindred spirits, so I also have a little bit of spiritual power, and with the Taoism of the River God, I can just restrain the female ghost!"
Damn, the story still has such twists and turns? Here comes another like-minded person. Wu Dazhi decided to stop this constructive meeting. If the conversation continues, it may come out that they were lovers in the past life.
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Wu Dazhi licked his ears and asked casually: "I heard that someone died here two days ago. How do you explain it?"
"Mr. Taoist, let me tell you, you really can't blame me for this, it was just an accident!" The female ghost was completely anxious when she heard Wu Dazhi talk about what happened a few days ago:
"Originally, my spiritual power, coupled with the cultivation I stole from the River God, was enough to compete with that female ghost, but a powerful character came from nowhere and injected a lot of spiritual power into the female ghost, so I set up
The barrier below no longer works..."
"To put it simply, let's get to the point!" Wu Dazhi looked at his watch. It was still fifteen minutes until two o'clock. He really didn't have time to communicate with this female ghost. If he continued to communicate, he would really become a ghost.
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"The point is, that female ghost can do whatever she wants now. If Mr. Taoist priest had come two days later, there probably wouldn't be anyone alive here!"
The female ghost said with great grievance: "I thought I sacrificed my good life to save the common people, but I didn't expect that, oh, God is jealous of beauty!"
Wu Dazhi stood up and decided to completely ignore the female ghost in front of him. If he talked to her again, his IQ would be calculated as a negative number.
"Mr. Taoist priest, don't leave in a hurry. I have a way to help you!" Seeing that Wu Dazhi was about to leave, the female ghost became anxious and grabbed Wu Dazhi's clothes and shouted.