Wu Dazhi's words seemed to speak to Gao Tiantian's thoughts, and he did not speak for several minutes.
For a moment, Wu Dazhi even thought that Gao Tiantian had been enlightened by him and ran to find his eldest son.
"Little brother, if you say this one day, I will know that you are not married yet!" Wu Dazhi was about to get up and leave when Gao Tiantian spoke again.
Wu Dazhi was depressed. He was not married, and he didn't even have a serious girlfriend.
"Hey, when my son was not married, he was still my son, but once he got married, he became the mother-in-law's son. How could the money that went into their pockets come out so easily!" Gao Tiantian frowned and said:
"Besides, if what I say is really that effective, they won't go behind my back and do things that are both positive and negative!"
Having said this, Wu Dazhi finally understood that the professor in front of him had no status at all. If his family hadn't seen him as having some financial value, they would have given him euthanasia long ago.
"Okay, Comrade Professor, I think you are also a good person, so this matter will be taken care of by me!"
Wu Dazhi sympathized with Gao Tiantian infinitely. He had to deal with Sun Qiang's matter anyway. He had to catch one sheep and two sheep and he just took care of it.
"Really?" Gao Tiantian's eyes flashed with excitement: "If they really use the money to do good things, can I really be reincarnated?"
"Yes!" Wu Dazhi patted Gao Tiantian's shoulder symbolically: "You have been teaching and educating people all your life. It is wrong not to let you reincarnate! Let me tell you quietly, I still have some friendship with Black and White Wuchang.
Maybe I can give you a good pregnancy!"
"Really?" Gao Tiantian's expression this time was not just excited, but a little convulsive. You know, giving birth to a good fetus is the dream that many ghosts have longed for.
"Really! Really!" Wu Dazhi, who played Gaole, was a little carried away at this time. Looking at Gao Tiantian's admiring eyes, he felt more and more superior. This job of catching ghosts was not bad.
"Then please have a good talk with those two ghosts and let me get a good pregnancy!" Now, in Gao Tiantian's eyes, Wu Dazhi sees that there are still people there, and he is basically a god, a great god!
"Wu Dazhi! Since when have we become brothers with you?"
Just when Wu Dazhi was smiling like a rotten cauliflower, there was a sudden ghostly voice beside him that was neither loud nor small, neither cold nor hot, and completely sent him to the eighteenth level of hell.
"Hey, isn't this Master Wu Chang!" Wu Dazhi hurriedly hugged his thigh, "Look, I'm not giving ideological education to new ghosts. Before I let them enter the underworld, I knew the reputation of you two, right?
"
Wu Dazhi didn't know how effective his flattery was. Anyway, he was a little dizzy, and with Gao Tiantian next to him with a silly smile on his face, I guess the two bad guys were also very effective.
"Okay, I guess you still have some eyesight!" Sure enough, Bai Wuchang smiled so wildly that his tongue trembled: "We happened to be here on a business trip today, and we met you, which saves us from looking for you!"
Oh my god, Wu Dazhi exclaimed in his heart, don’t come looking for me. A normal person knows that when Black and White and Impermanence find someone, it is a job of seducing people. No matter how you look at it, you still have decades of life left...
Wu Dazhi didn't dare to think about it. He was not afraid of anything else these days. He was just afraid of random thoughts, which would lead to his death quickly.
"What a fool!" Hei Wuchang looked at Wu Dazhi's stupid face and said with great emotion: "How can you still be alive? The mission that Long Zhi gave you has been handed over to the King of Hell. Even if you die unexpectedly,
We also have to stuff your soul back into your body. Damn, I’ve been a ghost for so many years and I’ve never seen such a good thing!"
Wu Dazhi felt depressed. At first he was very happy that he would not die. But in just one second, he figured out that if he forced his soul back, it would be a fraud!!!
To put it nicely, it’s called resurrecting the dead, but to put it badly, it’s a corpse! Wu Dazhi silently greeted all the direct and collateral relatives of the King of Hell in his heart, and then continued with a smile on his face.
Listen to the teachings of black and white and impermanence.
"We must hurry up and do what you promised us! We have to pay attention to grasping things with both hands, and both hands must be strong!" Bai Wuchang said slowly, and then glanced at the man standing next to him. Gao Tiantian had already been frightened: "You
First help him reincarnate, and then the King of Hell asked me to tell you that the two gods at Bicui Mountain Villa may be in trouble recently, so you should pay more attention!"
Wu Dazhi was stunned. What trouble did those two good-for-nothing gods get into? Could it be... He didn't dare to think about it.
"Don't think too much!" Hei Wuchang saw something wrong with Wu Dazhi's expression and hurriedly added, "Those two gods were punished, and they have one year to go, but if they want to return to heaven, they will have to undergo some tests.
so……"
Damn it, Wu Dazhi knew that he was being played by these two old ghosts. In one year, those two good-for-nothing gods would be in danger at any time. Did he have to protect them 24 hours a day?
"Oops!" Before Wu Dazhi could think of how to answer the call, Bai Wuchang exclaimed: "Ouch, something bad is going on, we seem to be late!"
As soon as Bai Wuchang finished speaking, Hei Wuchang ran forward, cursing Wu Dazhi secretly as he ran, "Damn, nothing good happens every time you see this kid. If you miss the time and let the soul run away, this month's performance bonus
Gone again.
Bai Wuchang grinned at Wu Dazhi, turned around and slowly floated away. Wu Dazhi breathed a long sigh of relief and finally sent away the two gods of plague.
"Little brother, I didn't expect you to have such a great ability!" Gao Tiantian no longer looked admiring at this time. It is estimated that if the situation allowed, he would directly kneel on the ground and kowtow nine times.
"I made you laugh!" Wu Dazhi shook his head and performed a classic POSS, but before the POSS could be finished, he saw a man in a white coat looking at him eagerly.
Judging from Wu Dazhi's experience of dealing with hospitals thousands of times, these people belong to the psychiatric department of this hospital...
Wu Dazhi smiled at several male angels in white. Run? Or run? Damn, of course, run! Wu Dazhi did not dare to delay for one more second, and ran directly to the payment window, shouting:
"I'll pay the hospitalization fee!"
After an afternoon of tossing, Wu Dazhi finally settled everything and came to the address of Gao Tiantian's son's home. Because Wu Dazhi had to go to accompany Sun Qiang in the evening and couldn't get away. As long as he would educate Gao Tiantian's son,
Leave the work to Xiaoyou and Xie Rusi.
These two women were so cruel that Wu Dazhi was not worried at all that Gao Tiantian's son would be completely naked. He was excited at the thought of being able to teach such a scumbag who married a wife and forgot about his father.
With great joy, Wu Dazhi got into the car sponsored by Director Bai and embarked on the road to save the flowers of the motherland.