Chapter 11 Sha Seng’s Resentment towards Zhu Bajie
Xili, Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City for future wealth plans. However, the thoughtful Xili was interrupted by a vicissitudes of life and a deep voice. Fei
"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an internet celebrity from the earth decades ago!" The old man was talking about words from the earth. Could it be that he was as surprised as he was? Earthlings who have traveled here? Thinking of this, Xili quickly followed the sound and walked over. As he gradually got closer, Xili saw under a high wall a man with a full beard and messy hair. , basking in the sun leisurely.
The slovenly old man saw Sharp approaching through the slits in his eyes that had been burned open by the sun. He couldn't help but flashed his eyes, and then shouted powerfully: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, and the sky is blue. We are destined to be together, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, I just hope that the person who is destined to come will come soon, and the unique secret book is only given to the person who is destined to be destined!"
"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice: "Are you Brother Pig?"
The sloppy old man didn't even blink when he heard the sharp question. He snorted coldly: "Where did you come from, this brash boy? Why do you talk so much about problems?"
"Uh... old man, what did you say? Get up quickly and answer." Shen Mang, who was following Sharp, said angrily.
Seeing this, Sharp squatted down and turned his head to glare at Shen Mang, and then said patiently: "Old man, these issues are very important to me, please tell me, okay?"
"Gift to those who are destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly put a yellowed thread-bound book into the arms of Sharp, who was squatting in front of him, then stood up unsteadily, turned around and said to himself: "Oh, I Go!"[
After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his figure move, leaving only an afterimage and lost his trace. Sharp and others looked around again, and they could still see the shadow of the sloppy old man there.
"Ah...I'm a master!" Shen Maang opened his mouth in shock, with a look of disbelief on his face.
"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super-popular novel on earth that is so angry that the best young master is ashamed of himself when he sees it? What an eyesore..." The sloppy old man's performance was more than shocking. Shen Yu, who had been squatting sharply, was completely stunned and sat down on the ground.
When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were telling stories in Lao Wangtou, they often heard of such mysterious figures coming and going, but hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered and pulled The one sitting on the ground said sharply: "Big...big...brother, hurry up...look...look...what did the old god give you?"
"Yes, take a look quickly?" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly.
Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and swayed left and right, he let out a sharp "uh" and gradually regained consciousness. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hands. Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also came over quickly.
"Uh, why is there no name of the martial arts secret book on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what was shown on TV!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, then he turned to the first page, and when he saw it, content, he screamed out with a sharp voice, stood up suddenly and cursed: "I'm a pig-headed ball ball, how are you playing with me? Is there such a thing as this? You don't play with people like this." !”
"Oh, my God!" Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were startled by the sharp sudden madness.
"Boss, what is written here? Why have I never seen such words before?" Xia Qi asked as she looked at the few words she didn't recognize on the page that was opened by a sharp grasp.
"R, you'd be damned if we knew each other." He gave Xia Qi a sharp look.
Sharp felt depressed at the moment. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters from the Earth. What was even more annoying was that these Chinese characters were actually the eight characters "Don't die, just practice!"
At this time, I was completely trapped in the sharpness of the tangle. I turned to the second page with trembling fingers. I saw the four Chinese characters "Chasing the stars and chasing the moon" written on it. I didn't read the content in detail, so I turned to the next page. Page, I turned to the fourth page, which was the last page. It was full of content related to "Chasing the Stars and Chasing the Moon". I didn't bother to take a closer look, and yelled sharply: "Oh my God, what the hell is this?" Damn, what is this all about?" Sharp's heart was filled with pain, trouble, and confusion. Sharp was shocked and angry. It took a lot of effort before he slowly calmed down. When he saw Shen Ma ,Xia Qi, when Xiao Yunzi looked confused, she said angrily: "What are you looking at? Then go shopping."
Although everyone had questions, no one dared to speak after seeing Sharp's distorted, red facial expression.
At this time, the slovenly old man who had just presented the book to Sharp was standing in the sky above the Dragon Continent. He suddenly transformed into a simple-looking Sha Seng with a red beard, a dark green face, and he was staring at Zhu Bajie, who was standing side by side. Looking below, you can have a panoramic view of the sharp and crazy scene.
"Hehehe, these words you taught me, Second Senior Brother, really work. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie in a naive manner.[
"Hahaha, don't you see who I am? He's a little guy. With this ability to escape, this kid won't die!" Zhu Bajie said with a confident expression.
"Second Senior Brother, why do I feel that this boy has the same personality as you? Why do you..." Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he could finish his words.
"Brother, there's nothing I can do about it," Zhu Bajie said as soon as he heard Sha Seng started chattering incessantly again.
"Then who are you blaming? Who asked you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and asked me to keep an eye on you? I never thought that Erlang Shen would catch us and banish us to this lower realm to guard the galaxy, and also seal us Without our magical power of transformation, well, why do we have to suffer?" Sha Seng shook his head in frustration.
"Then the Jade Emperor accepts our magic power of transformation, isn't it because he is afraid that we will transform into handsome figures and secretly leave our jobs and go to the mortal world to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, please teach us the magical power of transformation, brother can I have been cool for hundreds of years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed 'yn'.
"Isn't this great? But you are so meddlesome that you brought this kid into my galaxy. Alas..." Sha Seng sighed naively.
"Brother, do you want to be troublesome? The transformation spell that the monkey gave me was actually the spoken words of such a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that I was on duty. I am so unlucky! On the first day I took office, I was transformed by this boy. I have had eighteen reincarnations." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and thought to himself: "Is this all arranged deliberately by the monkey? Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence?"
Everything is destined by God, is it really just a coincidence?
"Oh, what a coincidence." Sha Monk looked at the Julong Continent below and said.
"You said that if I turned into a handsome boy, and when I was picking up girls, I was changed by this guy's spoken language. If I didn't frighten the girls, how could I be so good at it? So I had an idea, and I
Arrange him in your Zongheng galaxy. Anyway, no demon has come to disturb the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. I have nothing to do. I just changed into his appearance and went to the mortal world to enjoy it. This kid
There are many beautiful girls in the underworld!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning.
"Oh, it's been all these years, and you're still like this, Second Senior Brother. You're destroying the normal order of the lower world. Aren't you afraid that King Yama will sue you?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.
"So, I came to talk to you. He can't have any accidents with you. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and not die. When we return to heaven after serving, we can
It's over if we just take him back." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and couldn't help but brag and asked: "Junior brother Sha, isn't he very smart?"
"Uh..." Sha Seng said, he had boarded the second brother's pirate ship again.
It turns out that what Zhu Bajie told Xili last time was actually a lie, and the real reason for the lower bound was that he peeked at Chang'e in the bath and was sent down. If the conversation between the two people was heard by Xili, he would definitely be so angry that he would completely go berserk.
On Yingbin Street, a group of sharp people who were continuing their market inspection had resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were jumping around looking at this and that, with childlike innocence.
The look of oblivion.
"Boss, I want this, bring me the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the small ornaments on a stall next to her and asked for money from Sharp.
Sharp followed Xia Qi's finger, and when she looked at the object pointed at, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she quickly asked: "Do you girls like this kind of thing?"
"What are you talking about? That girl doesn't like such a good thing!" Xia Qi urged sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"
"Oh, this lady has such good taste. This is a new product I brought in from 'Xiangweiju'. You can smell the fragrance and it will linger for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall was a young woman. When she saw
When business comes to her door, she quickly sells her products to Xia Qi who is standing in front of her stall.
"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharp suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Mao who was standing next to him.
When Shen Mang heard Sharp's question, he was very surprised, as if looking at a monster. He looked up and down at Sharp and said, "I mean, brother, no wonder the third sister is talking about you. You are talking about you. Why don't you even know this?"
what?"
"Where does all this nonsense come from? Come on, tell me?" His sharp and anxious voice changed a bit.