After Wu Dazhi's identity changed from grandson to apprentice, life was not as easy as before. Hu Xue had already started copying Satsuma, so naturally he didn't have to do any work, so all the groceries fell on Wu Dazhi alone.
Wu Dazhi is eighteen years old this year and is studying in a run-down boarding high school in the town. Three years have passed since the incident with the female ghost. In other words, Wu has twelve years left to live.
Although he kept saying that he was not afraid of death, whenever it was his birthday, Wu Youyou would sigh with emotion and then tell Wu Dazhi to go out and buy delicious food. Wu Dazhi was responsible for all the expenses alone.
That day, Wu Dazhi was walking on the sunny road home with light and happy steps, humming the song "The World Is So Beautiful", when suddenly a tall man blocked his way.
Wu Dazhi was immediately startled and took a step back immediately. Hey, I heard that perverted perverts are popular in this town recently. I won't go so far on my own, so I can catch up, right?
Probably not. Aren’t perverted perverts always attacking little girls? What should a grown man like himself be afraid of? Wu Dazhi comforted himself.
However, he suddenly remembered that there is another category among perverts, and that is the best perverts who are sexual men, love men, or men for short.
But if you look closely, this big man seems to be a little different. He is holding a small jewelry box in his hand, and there seems to be something in the box.
"Stop!" the big man shouted suddenly.
"Hero, sir, please spare my life! I'm just a poor student, I have no money!" Before the big man could continue to speak, Wu Dazhi cooperated and began to beg for mercy.
But after only a second, he realized that he had completely gotten the situation wrong.
"Brother, is your head okay?" The tall man looked at Wu Dazhi's colorful expression and was stunned.
Damn it, I'm not an ornamental animal! For example, monkeys. Wu Dazhi felt depressed, but he still opened his eyes and looked directly at the big man in front of him. Only then did he realize that he was wrong, and that he was very wrong.
This time the big man took out the real thing, "Little brother, we have these jewelry at a special price, ten yuan each, bloodletting sale, do you want one?"
"No!" After Wu Dazhi understood, he quickly rejected the big man's request. In his impression, the jewelry that can be bought for ten yuan is definitely FGH goods. If it is not possible, it will just be painted with a little green on the glass.
Nail polish.
Of course, when he was still a flower of the motherland, his heart was also very pure. He never thought that there was deception and abduction in the world, but every time he took the "** Photo Album" wrapped with a book cover of Tantric mantras,
"When he took it out to read, he only came to his senses when he was beaten violently by Wu Youyou.
He finally believed that deceiving people in this world requires skills, so he began to pay attention to deceiving techniques. So far, Wu Dazhi said that deceiving people was second, and no one dared to say that deceiving people was first.
Despite this, he still let Wu Youyong take political education classes frequently, but it was also under Wu Youyong's education that he mastered a spell in the "Secret Spell" to enhance the resistance to fighting.
Wu Dazhi did not forget to give the ancient charm a very trendy name for the Strength Talisman. If you put the Strength Talisman on it, you will not be afraid of trucks.
"Do you want to buy it or not?" The sturdy man's eyes widened. He looked as if he was about to eat Wu Dazhi. Wu Dazhi was a little nervous and thought to himself whether it was time to ask for a physical strength talisman.
"Don't buy it! Look at me as a student, I don't need this kind of thing at all!"
"Send it to your girlfriend!"
"No girlfriend!"
"How pitiful!" Before Wu Dazhi could refute, the tall man looked at him with infinite sympathy.
"Ten yuan, I'll sell you two pieces for ten yuan! This is really a huge loss-making sale!" The sturdy man said in vain, "We have seniors and juniors in our family, just waiting for these goods to be sold.
, I’m shopping for something to eat!”
"Don't buy it!" Wu Dazhi had already thought that the quality of these jewelry had dropped to the lowest level. He had absolutely reason to believe that these items would soon cost one yuan a piece.
"If you don't want to buy it, can you take a look?"
"Don't look at it!" If you look at it, you will get money. Wu Dazhi is very familiar with this trick.
The big man Biao Xing was really anxious, so he simply put something into Wu Dazhi's hand, "Why are you like this? Can't you let me, my brother, have a break? Do you have the heart to let my whole family starve? You don't
Isn’t that too cruel?”
"..."
"Look at these things of mine, which one is not of exquisite workmanship and extraordinary quality? If I could get this in a big shopping mall, I would definitely sell it for 100,000 or 80,000 yuan!!" the sturdy man said aggressively.
You should sell them in big shopping malls! Wu Dazhi cursed in his heart.
However, Wu Dazhi was already vigilant at this time. Anyone who is not vigilant in this situation is suffering from dementia!
"Tell me, why do you insist on buying it from me? You're trying to fool me, there are so many old men and women on the street, which one is easier to deceive than me? Why did you choose me?"
"I just want to open a business, okay?" The tough man was completely defeated by Wu Dazhi, so he simply stuffed all the jewelry into his arms.
The sudden attack by the big man caught Wu Dazhi off guard, and he was in serious trouble. Wu Dazhi trembled, and his hand failed to catch it, and all the jewelry fell to the ground.
For a moment, both Wu Dazhi and Biao Xing looked at the large pile of jewelry on the ground that had been broken into pieces of glass!
"You broke all my goods!!" The burly man was the first to react.
"I didn't mean it!" The wind direction changed rapidly, and now Wu Dazhi began to be short of breath.
"Compensate!" Biao Xing's big man said in one word.
"Okay!" Wu Dazhi was also happy, "How much is it?"
"Twenty yuan a piece, you figure it out yourself!"
"Damn it, didn't you just say two pieces cost ten yuan? Are you going to raise the price?"
"Do you want to compensate me?" The tall man rolled his eyes.
"Come with me!" Wu Dazhi opened his schoolbag and took out two hundred yuan tremblingly. Hey, he could only comfort himself in his heart. This could be considered a loss of money and avoidance of disaster.
"I'll give you a consolation prize!" the handsome man said as if to console him after receiving the money.
Is there a consolation prize? Wu Dazhi was confused and the big man handed it over.
It was a small piece of jet black wood with exquisite patterns carved on it. It didn't look like a piece of street food. When you hold it in your hand, it feels a bit like ebony.
Wu Dazhi smiled to himself. He had indeed met a fool today. He thanked the big man happily and walked forward in a happy mood.
The moment Wu Dazhi turned around, he suddenly saw the handsome man's face, as if by magic, it turned into a monk!
Damn, Wu Dazhi suddenly remembered, isn't this the host who said he would encounter ghosts back then?
Wu Dazhi didn't even think about it, turned around and was about to rush over, but before he took two steps, he heard that there was no one there at the place where the jewelry was sold before, not even a ghost!
When the big man squatted on the tree and saw Wu Dazhi walking away, he showed an expression of relief on his face, gasping for air, and kept saying, "Finally sent him out!"
Wu Dazhi walked back to the road leading to the carriage station. Thinking of the scene just now, he could only feel one emotion, that is, everyone in the world has gone crazy, they don't care about moral integrity, and aliens are running around the world!
"You actually took that thing! You actually took that thing!" Before he had taken a hundred steps, voices kept ringing around Wu Dazhi.
Wu Dazhi felt depressed, why were other people's friends all Lolita shota, while his own friends were a bunch of aliens?