What is the most classic time-travel? It is definitely not time-traveling to become an emperor! It is time-traveling to a burst of banging and humming sounds. When you are extremely excited and ready to bravely show off your true qualities as a man, you suddenly realize that it turns out that
You are not the one who works hard in bed! - Quotations from the Fox family.
Wu Dazhi had always believed that he was a special species in which fools are blessed, so when he opened his eyes and touched his belly, which was still intact, to make sure that all the internal organs were still where they should be,
His first reaction was that he was not dead.
But then he realized that something seemed not right, and there were bursts of moderate snapping sounds in his ears.
Wu Dazhi was stunned for a moment, thinking quickly. Could it be that they suddenly fell into the filming scene of an action romance movie?
He quickly observed the environment he was in, and it seemed that he was in an inconspicuous dark corner. It was precisely because of this that the two people who were performing hard on the bed did not notice their existence.
Looking at his own posture, it was a standard dog chewing shit. Zhou Zijing's posture was not much better either. He seemed to have no consciousness now and was lying on the ground like a puddle of rotten meat.
What should we do? Thousands of methods flashed through Wu Dazhi's mind, but none of them were feasible.
At this time, the woman on the bed moved a little, her clothes were half-undressed, and a piece of pepper milk looked like a fresh peach that had just ripened and glowed pink, exuding a delicate and charming spring that was ready for picking.
The woman hummed casually, supported half of her body with her hands, and then climbed little by little to the shoulders of the man who was lying on the bed. Her eyes were watery and charming, and she teased the man's body with her tongue. It was just that
Men now seem to be attracted by other things and have no intention of responding to women's obvious advances in sexual intercourse.
What a waste of emotions. There was no movie to watch. Wu Dazhi continued his exploration work. But he just looked around half of the room, and his eyes were in front of the pile of men and women's beds. The window was less than three meters away. Why did he think there was anyone there?
"Master Bai, you are not in a good mood today. Are you worried?"
The woman on the bed whispered softly, and then pressed her lips against the man's lips, greedily sucking in the man's unique body fluids.
Faced with such temptation, the man could no longer bear it. He inserted his tongue into the woman's mouth. Their tongues intertwined and they swallowed each other's saliva.
The woman's hands were wrapped around the man's neck, and the man seemed to want to release all his sexual energy. He held the beauty's shoulders with his left hand, and his right hand had already reached into her skirt, which had already been mostly taken off, and was stroking the white tenderness.
thigh.
Wu Dazhi lay aside and counted the time. The two of them nibbled for three minutes before the man let go of the woman's tongue.
The woman closed her eyes, opened her small mouth, and gasped for air, her chest rising and falling.
Suddenly, the man suddenly stood up, held the woman in his arms, pushed her against the wall, bit the delicate earlobe with his teeth, and even inserted his tongue into the ear hole and stretched it. He spread the woman's feet with his left foot.
, raised his left knee and rubbed her tender garden.
Wu Dazhi couldn't stand it anymore. He felt the blood surge in his body. This scene was so exciting. If he could still be determined by a man at this time, there were only two possibilities.
The first one is that he has committed suicide; the second one is that he is gay. But Wu Dazhi does not meet the above requirements at all. Now his only idea is to quickly find someone to vent to and look sideways at Zhou Zijing next to him
, he suddenly lost consciousness.
Suddenly, he vaguely heard a sound coming from outside the window. He was unsure and raised his head to look. At the same time, the two people on the bed who were struggling to make a human stopped.
"Master Bai, there seems to be someone outside!" The woman gasped and said slowly.
"How could it be? You are overthinking the little goblin. In order to be happy with you, I specially chose a place like this where I don't care about you!"
Although he said this, the man still glanced out the window. Wu Dazhi didn't know if the man saw anything at this time. Anyway, he was startled.
The man stuck out his long tongue and had a playful smile on his face, but he looked very attractive.
After a few seconds, Wu Dazhi trembled. He seemed to have remembered something, and couldn't help but sigh secretly at his back.
"Look, there is no one at all!"
The man stared out the window for a while, then turned back to comfort him. But before he finished speaking, a sigh suddenly came from the window.
"Why did you stop?!"
Wu Dazhi was secretly happy that there were people like him watching free movies here. But before he could be happy, he found that things were developing in a direction that was not conducive to him and Zhou Zijing. The man got dressed.
, put on the hat, got down to the ground and walked out the window.
Wu Dazhi took a look at the hat and saw "Get rich at first sight" written clearly on it. In an instant, he felt like dying.
"Fan, why are you hiding outside the window!!!"
While Wu Dazhi was stunned, Bai Wuchang had already rushed outside.
"You also said that you are my brother. Why didn't you tell me about such a good thing?! You are alone in picking up girls, so you are considered a brother in that way!!"
Wu Dazhi guessed that the person standing outside was Hei Wuchang, who was complaining in a depressed tone.
"Gee, if you don't look like that, how can any girl like you fall in love with you? You're such an idiot. I'm embarrassed to introduce you to you, brother!"
Wu Dazhi felt that Bai Wuchang told the truth, but everyone knew that the truth should not be spoken casually, as once he said it, he would be blocked.
At this moment, Wu Dazhi felt chills on his back, and a war could break out at any time.
The beautiful lady before had no idea where she had gone now. After thinking about it for two seconds, Wu Dazhi felt that the best option for him was to run away.
But the problem is, Zhou Zijing is still asleep. With his size, can he pull it by himself? Wu Dazhi reached out and pushed Zhou Zijing, and suddenly felt that he was light and weightless at all.
Wu Dazhi was startled at first, but then he understood the seriousness of the situation. They might be dead. Time did not allow him to think too much. After all, he had just witnessed an affair with a ghost and was probably killed to silence him.
Thinking of this, Wu Dazhi trembled again, picked up Zhou Zijing and ran forward.
With a dazzling effort, he rushed out of the black and white encirclement and ran! Run with all his strength! Wu Dazhi thought silently in his heart. After running for about half an hour, he stopped and looked back to see that no one was catching up. Wu Dazhi looked up.
He breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Brother Qi, did you see anything pass by just now?" Hei Wuchang asked stupidly at the door.
"It seems like two souls!" Bai Wuchang seemed unsure.
"Chase?"
"We are not enforcing law beyond the boundaries, right?"
"I do not know!"
"…………"
On the other hand, Zhou Zijing was already awake. He and Wu Dazhi were leaning against a big rock, admiring the scenery of the endless prairie in front of them.
Zhou Zijing summarized the problems they encountered and summarized three major problems.
Question 1: Wu Dazhi was successfully attacked by Xie Rusi, and Zhou Zijing and Zhou Zijing suffered a disaster, and flew to the sky together, but they were saved by evil spirits and did not die?
Question 2: If they are not dead, where are they now?
Question 3: How do we get back or how do we get out?
Looking at Zhou Zijing's pitiful and curious eyes, Wu Dazhi couldn't bear it anymore and howled out:
"Where on earth do I know the answers to these damn questions?!"
"It's because of you that I can't even go home now. You have to take responsibility!" Seeing Wu Dazhi getting angry, Zhou Zijing didn't show any weakness. Do you think he would howl?
"Take responsibility, you big-headed devil! If you want to die, you should die quickly, or if you don't, shut up!" Wu Dazhi was really depressed. He still had the mood to care about the feelings of Zhou Zijing's weak heart.
The two people looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and no one said anything.
Strangely enough, even though the two of them were very tired and hadn't eaten for a long time, they didn't feel hungry or thirsty. It was as if for a moment, the two of them no longer had this most basic physiological need.
"Fat man, are you hungry?" Wu Dazhi leaned on the big rock, looking up at the darkened sky, as if talking to himself.
"I'm not hungry!" Zhou Zijing also looked up at the stars, as if answering Wu Dazhi's words, but more like giving a definite answer to himself, you don't need to eat anymore.
"Fat man, do you think we are still alive?"
Zhou Zijing didn't answer this time. In fact, he didn't dare to think about this question at all. He didn't want to eat or drink. As long as he was a normal person, he would never feel like this.
It seems that they are no longer normal now.
The night is still going on, and a bright moon slowly rises in the sky. This moon seems to be rounder and bigger than what I saw before on Hada Mountain. It seems that even the Jade Rabbit Chang'e who lives inside can be seen clearly.