Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing almost fell down out of breath. Can you please stop gasping when you speak? Once you gasp, something will happen again.
Sure enough, Long Zhi showed his famous and obscene smile again. Seeing this smile, Wu Dazhi felt goosebumps all over his body. He was definitely more obscene than the tram man.
Thinking of the man on the tram, Wu Dazhi couldn't help but feel his anus tighten. But compared with going back to continue his unfinished wonderful life, what does having his anus penetrated have nothing to do with it.
Wu Dazhi asked tentatively: "Looking at you always acting like this, you are a man of great power and omnipotence. Is there no problem in sending us back?"
Wu Dazhi risked his life. Even if the chrysanthemum turned black, he would take Zhou Zijing away from this place. This place was so disgusting. It was said to be a ghost experience area, but they had been here all day and night. Except for Bai Wuchang who came here to have an affair,
In addition, Hei Wuchang, who was caught peeping and revealed, and Long Zhi, whose origin is unknown, never saw half a ghost again.
Zhou Zijing shook his head and nodded again, as if talking to himself or deliberately telling Wu Dazhi and the others: "To be very responsible, I can send you back, but to be very irresponsible."
, I can only send one of you back. Oh, let me tell you the truth. According to the original plan, I will only receive one person here, and the fat man is simply an unplanned product. Oh, what do you want me to do? Directly
Keep the fat man? He will definitely disagree!"
Before Long Zhi finished speaking, Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing looked at each other. This is too cheating. Only one of them can go back? What about the other one?
Could it be said that one really needs to stay with the bad old man and be his pet? No, absolutely not.
Zhou Zijing asked hurriedly: "That old man, I know you must have some other ideas! See if you can send us both back?" At worst, we will give you more money...
Zhou Zijing silently added in his heart that in his opinion, Long Zhi was either incompetent or wanted to get more benefits from him and Wu Dazhi.
It's not easy to meet two unlucky guys who came here. If you don't take this opportunity to extort money, who knows when the next unlucky guy will show up.
Why don't these two people believe it? Long Zhi makes it very embarrassing. It seems that this truth cannot be said easily, and no one will believe it.
Long Zhi put on a smile and said: "Seeing how sincere you are, I will make an exception for you. However, I also have tasks for you. I will help whoever completes them. If you don't complete them, you can stay with me..."
"What if we are all done?" Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing asked in unison.
Long Zhi stretched and smiled: "If you all finish, I will send them all back!"
Then he stood up, yawned and said, "You two haven't finished chopping the bamboo yet. Go back and continue chopping later!!"
Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing readily agreed. At this time, they had swept away the haze they had felt when they first came here. Now their hearts were full of hope for their journey home. It seemed that what was in front of them was not the Bardo, but Dr. Maldives or the Caribbean.
vacation spot.
The two of them received Long Zhi's promise and returned to the bamboo forest with great enthusiasm.
"I'm talking about Dazhi, what will be the first thing you do when you go back?" Zhou Zijing asked while waving the ax in his hand and humming a ditty with high spirits.
Wu Dazhi thought for a while and said with a smile: "I'm not sure what I'm going to do, but I know what you're going to do..."
Zhou Zijing was stunned: "Do you know what I want to do?"
Wu Dazhi burst out laughing: "Why don't you just get that much out of it? When you get back, take the money and go directly to the xx train station to provide a trap service for twenty yuan..."
Before Wu Dazhi finished speaking, Zhou Zijing's ax was already swung in front of his eyes. As he laughed, time passed quickly, and before his eyes, the sky turned into a gray light.
Looking at the gradually brightening sky, Wu Dazhi asked lightly: "Fat man, are you nervous?"
"Nervous!" Zhou Zijing said, clenching his fists: "But I believe that both of us can pass the test."
"Yeah." Wu Dazhi nodded noncommittally.
The two waited for a while, and Long Zhi finally came out slowly. He walked directly to the stone table and chair in the bamboo forest, slowly took out a teapot, and drank tea by himself.
Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing felt unhappy when they saw Long Zhi's leisurely appearance, but they soon calmed down.
Wu Dazhi stepped forward with a smile on his face: "Mr. Long, do you think we should be assigned a task? You can also understand our eagerness to go home."
Wu Dazhi's words were only met with a gentle glance from Long Zhi: "Young people, don't be so anxious. Have you really thought about it? If you fail, the result may be disastrous!!!"
But Zhou Zijing couldn't control that much and kept urging Long Zhi: "Mr. Long, please stop being so pretentious and tell me what the assessment is!"
Wu Dazhi didn't say anything. His thoughts were more delicate than Zhou Zijing's, but for the matter in front of him, he had no other choice but to nod silently.
Long Zhi sighed, with a rather complicated look in his eyes. He couldn't tell whether it was regret or helplessness.
Looking away, two small money bags suddenly appeared in Long Zhi's hands. He handed the money bags to the two of them and said in a calm voice: "The task is difficult, but I believe one of you will succeed..."
Zhou Zijing was startled and didn't understand why Long Zhi was so convinced, but soon he felt relieved. Maybe he was a god, so he was so sure.
"There are two money bags here. You two go south together. There is a river there. When you get there, open the money bags and you will know what your mission is!"
Long Zhi stretched and continued to say slowly: "I hope you can all go back successfully. After all, I don't want to see you stay as pets, and you must not open the money bag on the way, otherwise the mission will be considered a failure...
Go ahead, before the moon rises, the successful man will be waiting for me by the river."
After saying that, Long Zhi stood up and started to walk into the cabin: "Listen, those who fail will never return to the world again!!"
Hearing what Long Zhi said, Wu Dazhi was shocked. He seemed to have remembered something and asked: "Can you always tell us that the person who cannot go back will really stay here for the rest of his life?"
Long Zhi laughed loudly after listening to Wu Dazhi's words, and then said with some contempt: "Young man, it seems that you really don't understand this land called the Bardo Realm. Since ancient times, this place has been a place where no one cares about anything. If
People who die normally will only stay here for forty-nine days. Their names will be crossed out in the book of life and death, and black and white will naturally be taken away by them. But I also said that I miss those who died before their lifespan.
, they will also come here, but they can’t wait for the day when Black and White will take them away!”
"What will happen?" Wu Dazhi asked nervously. In fact, he seemed to have the answer to this question in his mind, but without Long Zhi's own words, he could still hold on to the slightest hope.