Originally, Lin Yu planned to come to the second floor, take a walk around, and then go down and get through this level first. When you pass by here next time, you will make up for the wine money together.
However, when Lin Yu stepped on the last stairs, his brows, which had just been stretched, immediately frowned slightly again.
Lin Yu stood on the steps and stopped and looked! Compared with the deserted first floor, the second floor was just as good as the downtown city in Caishikou. At first glance, there were crowds of people, all with dark heads.
However, after looking closely for a while, Lin Yu realized that among the crowd, there were not only young and middle-aged men, but also white-haired old men in their sixties and seventies, and children who had no teeth at all ages of five or six years old.
What surprised him was that there were women, and they were the fat woman who was picking her feet and digging her nostrils.
When he saw this scene, Lin Yu suddenly became interested in the face art of this mysterious wealthy businessman from Sichuan and Shu. He wanted to stay here for a while and see what medicine was selling in his gourd.
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"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, line up, line up..." Several people who dressed up as thugs were shuttled back and forth among the crowd to maintain order in the team.
At this moment, a sudden turmoil came from behind: "Get out of here, I want..."
This evil young man probably wanted to come to the lineup, but before he finished speaking, he rushed up to a few thugs, without even asking a question, and knocked him down with one punch. By the way, he also slammed his few
The servants cleaned up and finally rolled them into a ball. In a very round way, they threw them down directly from the window on the second floor.
Seeing this scene, Lin Yu and others were shocked. Seeing the skills of this thug, they should be some practitioners.
After seeing this scene, Lin Yu became more interested in the face-to-face art of the wealthy merchants in Sichuan and Sichuan.
But it’s true that since the evil young man and his minions were rolled into a ball and threw them down the stairs in a very round way, the order of the team has been much better.
In front of Lin Yu was a fat woman weighing 300 pounds. When she walked, the entire second floor was trembling. Moreover, her eyes were big and small, and she had a bit of a fight with chickens.
His eyes and nose are so big, probably like old garlic. His mouth is covered with the vegetable leaves from the day before yesterday. When he beats or speaks, he is simply farting, and it can be said to be stinking.
If you want to have the mysterious wealthy businessman in Sichuan and Sichuan meet, you must go through some simple screening to be qualified.
The so-called screening does not look at appearance, age, family background, and even names. Just ask one question, are you already married?
When the guy saw the fat woman, he covered his eyes and made a disgusting expression, lowered his head deeply, and then asked, "Are you already married?"
The fat woman clenched her nostrils and dug out a large black booster. She felt quite good, and pretended to be charming and introduced herself: "My name is Zhen Juhua. She is in her 20s and 28 years old. She has not yet married. She has six at home.
The mouth, there was a cow, six rams, and a big black dog, and…”
"Enough, I didn't ask you about these things, I just asked if you were married. Why are you answering these questions?" The guy shouted impatiently.
The fat woman trembled with a fat face and said, "Oh, you asked my mother if she was married. I don't know much about this. I will go back and ask her another day."
"I'm asking you, not asking your mom..." The guy started yelling.
After hearing this, the fat woman was stunned for a moment and said, "I heard that right, is it my mother?"
At this time, the guy finally couldn't help but the anger in his heart. He suddenly raised his head and waved his fist and wanted to beat him. However, just as his fist was raised, the fat woman hit one, and the other was louder than a loud fart.
It's even more smelly than a stinky fart, and it's the kind of chain farts.
The guy rolled his eyes on the spot, lay on the ground and twitched, and foamed at the mouth...
At this time, the fat woman began to murmur: "What's wrong with you? Do you want artificial respiration? But this is my first kiss. The Buddha said that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Now human life is at stake, I
I don’t care about this, I have to give you a discount, but you have to be responsible for others!”
Before she could finish her voice, she rushed up like a sea of rushing waves. She kissed the guy, and was still spraying white foam and bitter mouth. The scene was so beautiful that it was impossible to see.
This scene made Lin Yu's stomach roll on the spot, feeling like he wanted to vomit. Others with poor psychological tolerance had already vomited into pieces.
In the end, the fat woman and the guy were thrown down the stairs in a simple and rough manner by those thugs. After a scream came, there was no sound again.
Soon another guy was changed to screen, but he asked Lin Yu the same question: Is there a wife at home?
After Lin Yu gave a negative answer, he was led to another team by another guy.
At the front of the team, an old man who was over 100 years old was sitting. He was wearing a moon-white Taoist robe, and his slightly white goatee beard, which had a bit of a mountain hermit that was not eaten by the world. How to read it
, they are not like wealthy businessmen and big merchants.
"What is your birth date?" When it was Lin Yu's turn, the old man didn't even look up at him, but just grabbed the teacup and asked casually.
Lin Yu did not conceal his birth date and horoscope, but said it truthfully: "In the year of Jiazi, the month of Bingyin, the day of Jiazi, and the hour of Bingyin."
However, before Lin Yu could finish his speech, the old man squirted and sprayed out the tea that had just poured into his stomach. He suddenly raised his head, his eyes were shining and stared at Lin Yu tightly.
This kind of look is like a prodigal son, seeing a beautiful woman who is so beautiful and a great beauty who doesn't wear any clothes.
After a long time, this strange old man spit out four words from his mouth spraying tea: "Four pillars are pure Yang!"
Lin Yu had long known that his master, Old Man Qingfeng, had deceived him to Qingfeng Mountain by relying on the Yin-Yang and Five Elements divination technique. However, he was not very interested in this Yin-Yang technique, that is,
I just learned some fur symbolically.
Although he only learned a little bit of fur, he was much more reliable than those witchcraft who made a living by setting up stalls on the streets. When he was eight years old, he
I've already remembered it in my heart.
However, Lin Yu was too abnormal when he saw the old man's behavior. After secretly calculating in his heart for a while, he pretended to be like he didn't understand anything, and asked in confusion: "Master,
What are these four pillars of pure yang? Will there be bloody disasters?"
At this time, the old man gradually calmed down, but he did not answer Lin Yu's words directly, but turned around and said a few words to a young man next to him.
Although their voices were very small, almost like mosquitoes, Lin Yu heard them very clearly. He was shocked and thought secretly: It seems that his suspicion just now was indeed correct.
After the old man with fairy spirit and his friend finished talking, he was still like a prodigal son, staring at Lin Yu as if he was not wearing any clothes at all. He was still in love in his eyes.
The bitch-like shiny.
Lin Yu calmed down slightly, and still pretended to be very frightened, and asked anxiously: "Master, you just said that my birth date is four pillars of pure yang. What does these four pillars of pure yang mean? Is it auspicious or bad luck.
, Will I have a bloody disaster recently?"
The old man then came back to his senses, stroked his gray beard and said, "Little brother, don't be anxious, wait for me to explain it to you."
Lin Yu nodded quickly and replied, "Then I'll bother you!"
The old man continued to stroke his white beard, coughed gently twice, cleared his throat, and said, "This "Fate Art" says that the birth date, the four pillars, the year, month, day and time, each has yin and yang.
, One Yang and Three Yins, three Yins overcome one Yang, and obtain the five elements and one genus, which means one life; (Note 1)
If two yang and two yin, if yin and yang are in conflict, they will also get the five elements, one dependent and one life. Once someone has three yang characters in his life, three yangs will overcome one yin, and you can get the five elements, two lifespans!”
Lin Yu can basically recite the whole book "The Art of Destiny". However, in order to act more like the play, he still pretended not to know anything, with a puzzled expression on his face.
He said: "Then is my life or two?"
The old man still stroked his white beard, and pretended to be mysterious and shook his head, saying, "No, you are the body of four pillars of pure yang, and you have four yang characters in your destiny. "The Art of Destiny" says:
The four yang tripods gather together, and the fate of heaven blessed. If there are four yang characters in the fate, it means that the fate has the appearance of heaven and heaven blessed. The eight characters are four pillars and four yangs, and the five elements can obtain three dependents, that is, this person has three destinies!”
Lin Yu heard that the old man was picking up professional terms with him again, and he cursed in his heart. Isn’t it just a four-pillar pure Yang? As for saying so much nonsense. However, although he thought so in his heart, his expression was above his face.
But he still pretended not to know anything and asked hurriedly: "Old man, do you mean I have three lives?"
The old man did not answer his questions directly, but continued to pull professional terms that ordinary people could not understand. It seemed that without saying these words, it would not prove that he was a professional liar:
"The "Mystery" also says: A person has three destinies, which will overcome the yang, and will be guided by the yang, and will receive the yang's nature. This means that if a person has three destinies, then this person will already occupy it.
The yang energy of heaven and earth leads to the status.”
"One of such a person can only appear in six Jiazi. According to the records of the ancestors, the Guangchengzi of Kongtong during the Huangdi period, Xu Fu, the immortals of the Qin Dynasty, Zhang Tianshi of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and Emperor Xuan of the Jin Dynasty, were all of these four pillars of pure yang bodies. Look at your
Face, future achievements will definitely be limitless and will never be anything in the pool!" (Note 2)
Looking at the old man's expression and tone, coupled with his face getting closer and closer, and his glittering eyes, Lin Yu really wanted to flatten him into a pig's head. And when he heard this old man's words, he was angry and kept giving him a lot of money.
His destiny technique is always in "Destiny technique", which makes him look like a half-immortal.
"Young man, please come here!" Just as Lin Yu was so angry that he wanted to beat the old man, the old guy stared at him with his bright eyes again, and
He made a gesture of asking for help.
Lin Yu forced a smile, nodded gently, and said in his heart: I want to take a good look, what tricks can you do?
The old man led Lin Yu into a room. The room was decorated very luxuriously, but the decoration inside was very simple, with only one table, and the table was filled with a sumptuous banquet.
Seeing the situation, Lin Yu was not polite and directly cupped himself a glass of wine. He stared at the thing in the cup carefully and cursed in his heart: This old thing is really a waste of resources. He actually puts sweating medicine in such a good wine.
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"Young Master, drink, drink..." Just as Lin Yu hesitated, the old thing started to persuade him to drink again with a lewd smile on his face.
At this moment, Lin Yu suddenly heard a sound of footsteps outside the door. Although the sound was very small, it was calm and powerful, and the pace was very neat. This must be a group of well-trained masters.
After realizing this, Lin Yu stopped hesitating and raised his neck and drank the wine in the glass in one go.
"Young master, how are you feeling? Do you want to have a few more cups?" The old man's beard was raised, and he was completely comparable to the bitch in heat.
Lin Yu glanced at him disdainfully, then drank another glass. Then he secretly used his internal force to expel the inferior sweat drug from his body. He pretended to be dizzy and fell on the table with a plop.
"Young Master, Young Master..." Seeing this, the old guy hurriedly stepped forward and called twice. After confirming that Lin Yu had indeed been knocked down by his sweating drug, a smug and sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
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Note 1: "Mystery" is one of the five Taoist techniques (mountain, medicine, fate, appearance, divination), and its root is "Book of Changes". It is used to estimate the fate and laws of nature based on the time of birth and the five elements of yin and yang.
This will achieve the knowledge of seeking profit and avoiding harm.