As soon as he got on the highway, Zhou Xingxing seemed to be stimulated. He stepped on the accelerator and glanced at the front view mirror from time to time, as if he was staring at Lu Changsheng, wondering what the people behind him were doing.
Seeing that the speed of the car was getting faster and faster, but Zhou Xingxing was half-hearted, Zhong Youde realized that if he continued like this, he might really have to give his life to him, so he said casually: "If being stupid hurts, I think you will be here all day long.
The house is wailing.”
"What do you mean?" Zhou Xingxing finally came to his senses.
"He said you were stupid." Ning Weiwei replied.
"Damn it, Xiao Dezi, you are the worst person who will die."
"Forget it if it hurts you. Don't take us with you to hurt you, okay? Look at the speedometer. It's almost over the top. If you don't want me to die, I will." Zhong Youde pointed at the speedometer and shouted.
Only then did Zhou Xingxing react. He quickly released the accelerator and slowly began to slow down. Only when he reached the normal speed, Zhong Youde breathed a sigh of relief and continued to sleep with his eyes squinted.
Lu Changsheng sat in the back, keeping a distance from Ning Weiwei. One of them sat on the left side of the car window, the other on the right side of the car window, maintaining the same leaning posture, both seemed to be thinking about something.
Feeling the dreary atmosphere, Zhou Xingxing turned on the music and said, "How about a brain teaser?"
"Brain teaser?" Zhong Youde opened his eyes. It seemed that he was most interested in things that tested intelligence.
Even Ning Weiwei and Lu Changsheng, who were thinking about something, were attracted. Seeing everyone looking at him, Zhou Xingxing said: "I saw a joke online yesterday, and I couldn't find the answer. I don't know what you guys will do."
Won't."
While talking, Zhou Xingxing glanced at Ning Weiwei behind him with a smirk. Zhong Youde seemed to know what Zhou Xingxing meant, so he immediately lost interest. This guy was just trying to attract Ning Weiwei's attention.
"Tell me about it." Ning Weiwei also seemed a little bored.
"A man took off his clothes and sat on a rock, making an idiom!" Zhou Xingxing said with a bad smile.
Ning Weiwei was stunned, and even Lu Changsheng was stumped. Seeing this, Zhou Xingxing continued: "What's going on? You can't guess?"
"Strike an egg against a stone." Just when he was proud, Zhong Youde said slowly with his eyes closed.
"***, I didn't ask you to guess." Zhou Xingxing was a little angry, but at this time Ning Weiwei and Lu Changsheng also understood. Obviously Zhou Xingxing was making dirty jokes to make Ning Weiwei blush.
, after all, she was the only woman in the car.
However, instead of blushing, Ning Weiwei became more and more interested: "I'm coming."
"Two men took off their clothes and sat on the rocks, so they made an idiom." Zhou Xingxing said quickly.
Ning Weiwei thought about it, but couldn't guess it. Then Lu Changsheng suddenly thought of a word: "Kill two birds with one stone!"
"Smart." Zhong Youde gave a thumbs up.
Seeing that both of the questions he asked had been guessed by Lu Changsheng and Xiao Dezi, Zhou Xingxing was immediately annoyed, so he gritted his teeth and said again: "A woman took off her clothes and sat on a stone, making an idiom!"
Zhong Youde was stunned and closed his eyes, showing no interest at all. Lu Changsheng thought for a while and continued to pretend to think while leaning against the window.
Ning Weiwei was still thinking hard while touching her chin. She couldn't think of anything after thinking for a long time, so she asked: "What is the answer?"
Zhou Xingxing was about to speak, but Lu Changsheng spoke first: "I suggest you don't listen, this guy is just a pervert!"
"I agree." Zhong Youde narrowed his eyes and said.
"What a pervert, I'm very serious." Zhou Xingxing said with a smirk.
"What's the answer?" Ning Weiwei asked seriously.
"Well...it's a small gain but a big loss, hehe." Zhou Xingxing smiled with a smile on his face, and then he didn't dare to look at Ning Weiwei, pretending to be serious and went to see his car.
"A small gain at a loss??" Ning Weiwei thought for a while and felt that something was wrong, but soon she understood. Her face instantly turned red, but she looked unconvinced and said, "Since you have asked the questions,
So is it my turn now?"
"Yeah." The three of them were attracted. Even Zhou Xingxing did not expect that after thinking through this problem, ordinary women would definitely blush and remain silent, but Ning Weiwei was completely different.
The blush only happened for a moment. Looking at the expression on her face, it looked like one woman fighting three men. However, Lu Changsheng was not interested because he didn't want to provoke Ning Weiwei. He knew very well what kind of character Ning Weiwei was.
The more you provoke her, the more enthusiastic she becomes. This is the only experience he gained after countless failures.
"Come just come, who is afraid of whom? Xiao Dezi, will you join?" Zhou Xingxing asked.
"It's up to me."
"Changsheng, what about you?"
"I won't participate, I want to sleep."
As he said that, Lu Changsheng leaned on the car and narrowed his eyes, resolutely implementing the guiding ideology of not provoking Queen Ning. In Lu Changsheng's eyes, except for his brother Lu Dahai who could treat Ning Weiwei obediently, the three of them
No one can do it.
"Okay, it's just right for you to participate." Zhou Xingxing seemed to want to show off, "You can come up with the questions."
"Two girls took off their clothes and sat on the rocks chatting and making an idiom." Ning Weiwei said calmly, "Let's talk about it first. If you don't guess, there will be punishment."
"Punishment? I like it, what kind of punishment?" Zhou Xingxing said with a smile.
"Before I tell you the answer, if the participants can't tell the answer, they have to listen to each other until they come back from Changsheng's house." Ning Weiwei said confidently.
"Okay." Zhou Xingxing nodded without thinking.
"What about you?" Ning Weiwei looked at Zhong Youde.
"It's up to me." Zhong Youde still said the same thing.
Obviously he was very aware of the situation in the car. Zhou Xingxing was very interested in Ning Weiwei, but Ning Weiwei was not interested in him. As for Lu Changsheng, it seemed that he was interested in Ning Weiwei, but he did not dare to provoke Ning Weiwei.
Ning Weiwei is also interested in Lu Changsheng, but suffers from the fact that Lu Changsheng does not provoke her, so she can only look for this opportunity.
Sure enough, as soon as Ning Weiwei finished asking him, she leaned towards Lu Changsheng, patted him, and said angrily: "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking, hurry up and join me."
Lu Changsheng looked helpless: "What does this have to do with me? I even said I wouldn't participate."
"Then why did you participate just now?" Ning Weiwei said domineeringly, "Since you participated just now, you must participate now. If you can't think of an answer, you have to listen to me. Now the timer starts and I will give you ten minutes each.
If you lose, you have to listen to me. If you win, I will listen to him."
Ning Weiwei said, looking straight at everyone, especially when she saw Lu Changsheng, she straightened her chest, making Lu Changsheng swallow his saliva and quickly look away.
Then everyone in the car began to remember the answer, and ten minutes passed quickly. Ning Weiwei looked at her watch and said, "The time is up, tell me the answer quickly."
"I don't know, I give up." Zhong Youde sold himself out without hesitation. Obviously he knew very well whether he listened to Ning Weiwei or not, it had nothing to do with him here.
"What about you?" Ning Weiwei looked at Zhou Xingxing with a proud face.
"I don't know either." Zhou Xingxing looked embarrassed.
"You are setting yourself up for trouble." Zhong Youde struck without hesitation.
"Okay, you two have to listen to me before you go back." Ning Weiwei said, looking at Lu Changsheng proudly again, "It's your turn, should you admit defeat? Or admit defeat? Or admit defeat!"
Lu Changsheng was speechless. He had already failed in front of Ning Weiwei, and he still had to obey her when he returned home. Wouldn't that mean he would completely succumb to this girl?
As soon as the male hormones swelled, Lu Changsheng puffed out his chest and said, "Are you sure I guessed it and will you just listen to me?"
"That's right, you guessed it and I'll listen to you, no matter what you say." Ning Weiwei leaned over with a pair of seductive eyes.
Seeing this scene, Zhou Xingxing, who was in front of "ZaCa", became unsteady on the steering wheel and almost lost control of the car.
It was with this move that Ning Weiwei lost her balance and threw herself directly on Lu Changsheng. Lu Changsheng felt that his face was pressed by two soft things and his breathing was blocked.
When he opened his eyes, what he saw was the white breasts, and what was pressing down on his face was Ning Weiwei's two plump weapons.
"Um...get out of the way...get out of the way..." Lu Changsheng panicked and kicked his limbs, completely out of breath.
Only then did Ning Weiwei react. Seeing Lu Changsheng's blushing face being suppressed by her, she burst into laughter. She supported the seat with her hands and left Lu Changsheng's body, but did not return to her own.
Instead, he looked down at Lu Changsheng and said, "How about it, are you comfortable?"
At that time, Lu Changsheng had an urge to surge up his blood and spurt blood from his nose. This woman was really the kind of person who would kill someone without repaying her life. In such an environment, she could actually say such ambiguous words, even though at this time her
Her breasts were no longer pressing against Lu Changsheng's face, but were less than five centimeters away from him.
The delicate fragrance coming from the body made the man unable to help but have some thoughts. He immediately put up the tent and placed it directly on Ning Weiwei's thigh.
Feeling that something was wrong down there, Ning Weiwei's face turned red for a moment. She didn't care about teasing Lu Changsheng, she quickly got up and sat on the other side of the car, pretending to be calm and said: "Tell me, what is the answer?"
Zhou Xingxing was not blind. When he saw Ning Weiwei's expression, he knew that it was all over. Zhong Youde, who was standing beside him, said in shock: "Finally you have woken up."
"Tch." Zhou Xingxing drove the car carefully and no longer wanted to tease Ning Weiwei.
"Chang Sheng, if you know the answer, just tell me. You must be better than me." Zhong You said with a meaningful smile.
If we want to talk about smartness, Lu Changsheng admits that he is not as good as Zhong Youde. This guy is a freak. He knows that Zhong Youde cannot not know the answer. The reason why he says this is just to cheer him up.
If Lu Changsheng knew the answer just now, he would definitely not tell it, but when he saw Ning Weiwei's face flushed, he immediately understood that Ning Weiwei was just a hot-looking woman, but in fact she was very conservative in her heart.
Women must not be cowardly. Once they are cowardly, they will be completely ruined.
Therefore, Lu Changsheng ignored the presence of Zhong Youde and Zhou Xingxing, leaned into Ning Weiwei's ear, and said four words affectionately: "It's you who said it this time. From now on, you have to listen to me in everything."
."
Ning Weiwei blushed even more. Obviously she didn't expect Lu Changsheng to be so bold, but she couldn't help but retort: "Just listen, I am already yours anyway."
"Crash..." Zhou Xingxing was unsteady and almost hit the highway guardrail...
ps; It’s the last week of the new book period. Alas, it’s a pity that I can’t reach the top. I’m asking for flowers and collection for the last time.