Stupid rabbit, when did you laugh so happily when you were with him?
Thinking about it, Zhan Yiyang frowned slightly and walked over quickly.
After walking through a rugged path, the crowd finally caught sight. Zhan Yiyang saw Xu Rongrong sitting cross-legged on the ground with a bottle of beer in his hand, smiling heartlessly and undefended.
.
This stupid rabbit, who allowed her to drink? Wait, that person next to her is... Chen Shoujun?
Xu Rongrong actually drank with Chen Shoujun?
Zhan Yiyang's frown deepened and he strode over.
Who among the crowd noticed Zhan Yiyang first and exclaimed: "Commander! Commander Zhan is here!"
Xu Rongrong drank some wine and felt a little dizzy. When he heard the soldier's tone, he laughed out loud, "Why does your tone sound so like a middle school student shouting 'Here comes the homeroom teacher' during self-study?"
The others laughed dryly, stood up one after another, and looked at Zhan Yiyang walking towards this side with a gloomy face.
Xu Rongrong was still sitting cross-legged on the ground. Seeing this, she raised her head and asked Chen Shoujun next to her: "Does Zhan Yiyang usually have this expression?"
"Uh..." Chen Shoujun's mouth twitched, "Oops, almost." Although he said it was almost the same, this time... he had a bad premonition! It always felt like Commander Zhan's stormy expression was a warning sign.
Came for him!
The day Xu Rongrong voted for him, he had a bad premonition, and finally... couldn't he escape it?
"Commander Zhan!" When Zhan Yiyang approached, the highest-ranking special soldier spoke first, "We are celebrating Brigadier Chen's birthday."
"Well." Zhan Yiyang glanced at everyone indifferently, and naturally walked to Xu Rongrong's side, "Count me in."
Normally the dragon never comes to an end, but the youngest military commander in history actually wants to join a brigade commander’s birthday party?
Everyone looked at each other in confusion. Brigadier Chen was flattered and frightened at the same time. The bad premonition was getting worse.
Xu Rongrong looked up at Zhan Yiyang in confusion. Did he really want to play with them? He didn't look like the kind of person who liked to join in the fun.
Zhan Yiyang also looked at Xu Rongrong, took the wine bottle in her hand, then looked at the group of soldiers who were surprised because they saw his actions, and said solemnly: "What are you looking at me doing? I'm playing with you."
Everyone sat down with a dry smile, and the atmosphere was no longer as relaxed as before.
In the army, Zhan Yiyang was famous for his ruthlessness. Everyone respected him, worshiped him, and feared him. His methods made countless people change their minds after hearing about him, but they also changed the color of countless people.
He became a pillar of the army.
"Uh, Zhan Yiyang..." Xu Rongrong tugged on Zhan Yiyang's sleeve and pointed to the wine bottle in his hand, "You took mine."
Zhan Yiyang frowned in displeasure, "Who allowed you to drink?"
The soldier who opened the wine to Xu Rongrong shook his hand and said, "It's over." Major General Zhan's tone...should he find an excuse to run away?
Xu Rongrong remembered that Zhan Yiyang said that he was depressed because no one wanted him, so he twitched his lips and pretended to be crazy, "I want to drink." As he said this, he reached out to grab the wine bottle in Zhan Yiyang's hand.
"..." Xu Rongrong was speechless. Saying such words to someone who wants to drink is tantamount to saying to someone addicted to drugs: "Want to smoke? Then you think about it."
I'm very grateful, you know?
If there weren't so many of his subordinates and soldiers at the scene, Xu Rongrong would definitely rush to fight Zhan Yiyang. But with so many people watching, forget it, let him save some face and himself.
Anyway, she seems to be almost drunk.
Finally, Xu Rongrong compromised, "Okay then."
Zhan Yiyang took a sip of wine with satisfaction, hoping that Xu Bentu would recognize him.
The birthday party is still going on, but it is obvious that the overall atmosphere has become a little strange. Everyone is a lot more reserved, and no one dares to take the initiative to chat with Xu Rongrong.
What Zhan Yiyang wants is this effect. Xu Baitu is his, and if others want to get close, there is no way!
But Xu Rongrong was very depressed. She tried to ignite the atmosphere again and again, but the fire only responded with a few dry laughs.
Hey, suddenly, something is wrong with everyone?
"Let's play a game." Xu Rongrong's eyes were bright and full of expectation, scanning everyone present, "Everyone tells a joke, and the person who tells the least funny joke will be punished! How about it?"
No one dared to say anything, but everyone turned their attention to Zhan Yiyang with a tacit understanding.
Zhan Yiyang was quite satisfied with the reaction of his subordinates. He turned his head and looked at Xu Rongrong, "Then let's start with you."
Everyone had an expression of relief on their faces, and they all laughed and agreed. Xu Rongrong thought everyone was interested in this game, so he put in his best effort:
"Well, let me tell you a joke about a character in a TV series. He is a genius physicist named Sheldon. He is often suspected of being a madman because of his weird behavior. Whenever others ask him, 'Are you a madman?'
Sometimes, he always replies: I'm fine, I'm not crazy, my mother took me for a checkup!"
Xu Rongrong imitated Xie Erduo's arrogant and confident tone very vividly, as if the Xie Erduo on TV was in front of everyone, and his smile was naturally extraordinary. In addition, he was the wife of an army officer, so everyone laughed even more.
Suddenly, Xu Rongrong's sense of accomplishment soared. She looked at Zhan Yiyang with itch, "It's your turn." Zhan Yiyang told a joke, pfft, I'm so looking forward to it...
Like Xu Rongrong, his subordinates have full expectations.
Normally, it would be hard to imagine seeing Zhan Yiyang laughing, let alone telling jokes.
If Zhan Yiyang really started telling a joke, it would be a moment worthy of being written into military history!
Zhan Yiyang extinguished everyone's hopes with one sentence. He looked at Xu Rongrong and said in a calm tone: "If you say it, I will say it, next."
"Huh?" Xu Rongrong tilted his head and looked at Zhan Yiyang in confusion. Zhan Yiyang just looked at Chen Shoujun next to him coldly. Chen Shoujun started to tell his jokes knowingly, but because of his trembling,
, told as a cold joke.
Today is his birthday, but he always feels that... it will also be his end.
"Zhan Yiyang, you are acting like a scoundrel!" Xu Rongrong's voice was very low, just loud enough for her and Zhan Yiyang to hear, but her dissatisfaction was fully revealed, "What do you mean if I say it, you will say it? I just want to see it.
I only did this because of the way you told jokes."
"We are husband and wife, and all property is shared." Zhan Yiyang said matter-of-factly, "When you tell a joke, it's like I told it. If you attend a friend's wedding with us, you only need to give a gift. Is it true?
Do you want to give another gift to someone else?"
"..." Xu Rongrong looked at Zhan Yiyang with blank eyes and thought to himself, well, what he said seems to have no loopholes in his logic.
But there's still something weird, something not quite right.
After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out what was wrong, so Xu Rongrong had to insist, "But I want to hear you tell a joke." As he said that, he suddenly remembered something, and spoke like an order before Zhan Yiyang could say anything, "Don't say 'you want to'."
You can do whatever you want' or something like that!"
Zhan Yiyang raised his eyebrows and said, "Xu Rongrong, how much did you drink?" You actually dared to talk to him like this.
Xu Rongrong pointed to an empty bottle at hand, "One bottle," and pointed to the bottle in Zhan Yiyang's hand, "Less than two bottles." He hugged Zhan Yiyang's arm, "Zhan Yiyang,
Tell me a joke."
The soldiers nearby were shocked to see that someone dared to hold Commander Zhan's arm like this. My sister-in-law is worthy of being a sister-in-law.
However, if a girl like this naturally comes to act coquettishly towards him, even a man would not refuse her.
Zhan Yiyang glanced at the soldiers and noticed the evasive looks of those people. He also knew the reason, but he didn't think there was anything wrong at all. He looked at Xu Rongrong slowly and decisively refused, without even bothering to find a reason: "No.
meeting."
Xu Rongrong's head was slightly dizzy as the alcohol stamina increased. She curled her lips and looked very dissatisfied, "I thought you knew everything. Forget it, I'll listen to other people." After saying that, she turned to look at the others, looking milquetoast.
Yiyang's unfamiliar expression.
To Zhan Yiyang, this was Hong Guoguo's contempt and disregard.
He gritted his teeth without leaving a trace, and stared at Xu Rongrong with slightly narrowed eyes, as sharp as an eagle.
Let’s see how he deals with Xu Rongrong after he goes back!
Xu Rongrong laughed heartlessly while listening to the soldiers' jokes. Little did she know that countless ways to kill her had flashed through Zhan Yiyang's mind.
After a few jokes, everyone was laughing so hard that the atmosphere became much more relaxed. The people behind them talked even harder, and occasionally Zhan Yiyang would touch the corners of their lips, and the atmosphere relaxed unconsciously.
After the last soldier told the joke, Xu Rongrong was already laughing so much that he lay on Zhan Yiyang's shoulder, "Zhan Yiyang, I can't do it anymore. You don't make any sound at all. How did you do it?"
"You're so stupid." Zhan Yiyang squinted at Xu Rongrong, whose shoulders were trembling. His eyes and his tone were as disgusting.
Xu Rongrong pursed his lips, got up from Zhan Yiyang's shoulders, and glanced at everyone, "Now that I've finished speaking, I'll count one, two, three, and everyone will point to whoever they think is least funny. Cough, one, two, three!"
"
They pointed at everyone, and the one who got the most votes was a special soldier. But no one paid attention to this anymore. What everyone paid attention to was that someone pointed at Zhan Yiyang.
That person is Xu Rongrong.
Everyone is wiping their sweat, sister-in-law, where are you going to make a fuss?
Zhan Yiyang squinted his eyes, looking very interested. He didn't see the nervousness on other people's faces at all.
"Zhan Yiyang, you didn't even tell a joke. Of course you are the least funny person. I won't be afraid of you just because you are the commander of the army!" Xu Rongrong had a righteous and solemn expression on his face.
Zhan Yiyang had a good time, "Then how are you going to punish me, huh?"