1. It’s a mistake to go to the bride’s house for wedding
"The auspicious time has come, and the bride and groom are ready to pay their respects..." The red wedding hall was full of guests, and the etiquette official with white hair and beard shouted with great energy. With a loud shout, everyone with happy faces was stunned, and everyone's eyes turned.
Looking towards the middle of the wedding hall, the bride in a gorgeous phoenix crown and harem is standing alone in the center of the wedding hall with the support of two girls. Besides the girls, there is no groom beside the bride.
"Hey, where is the groom?"
Everyone searched the room but did not see the groom appear, some people said in surprise.
"I heard that the eldest son is not in good health. Could it be that he can't get up from bed?" A lady covered her mouth and chuckled. Although her voice was not loud, because the wedding hall was very quiet at this time, everyone could hear it.
's clear.
"The eldest son has been in poor health. Didn't he get married in a hurry just to celebrate?"
The woman in her early twenties snorted softly, and a lady beside her sighed, with obvious gloating in her words: "It's thanks to Mrs. Shangshu's foreknowledge that she decided to get married in advance.
, Otherwise, how could the General’s Mansion be willing to send the delicate daughter-in-law to be a widow?”
"Mrs. Wang, look at your words, how do you know that my eldest daughter is a widow? As long as a man has such a breath, who is willing to just watch his delicate daughter-in-law do nothing?"
This woman seemed to have a different relationship with Mrs. Wang. Mrs. Wang sneered: "I can't even bow to you, so why are you still thinking about consummating the marriage? He can't afford it..."
It is said that there are three women in a play. With so many women gathered together, the voices became louder unconsciously. The face of Dou Shangshu, who was sitting at the top, became darker and darker, and finally he coughed impatiently.
The woman's gossiping voice suddenly stopped. The old etiquette officer turned to look at the minister and asked uneasily: "Shang Shu Dou, look at this... the auspicious time has come. I'm afraid there will be a delay..."
"Ahem, since it's an auspicious time, there's no need to delay. Chunhong, come in..."
The guests who were watching hurriedly separated after hearing the words. At the door, a girl in red walked in pretty. Her bright red coat set off her dewy face. On her tall chest, she held a basin-sized baby.
Something green…
"Ah...this..."
Among the guests, someone couldn't help shouting because the girl was holding a big turtle in her arms!
As we all know, turtle also means tortoise, which is a curse. When it comes to turtle, people will think of a very indecent thing, that is, cuckold, which also implies that a woman is cheating on her. What happened to this girl at the auspicious time of worship?
Come in with such a thing?
"Okay, let's get started..."
Dou Shangshu seemed not to notice the surprise of the guests at all. The etiquette officer was also used to seeing all kinds of scenes. He took a deep breath and said loudly: "Bow down to heaven and earth!"
Amidst the long shouts, the girl helped the bride to turn around, and the girl also turned around with the turtle in her arms. The bride was pressed down on her head and bowed, and the turtle was also pressed down by the girl and nodded.
"Two bows to the high hall..."
The same action, performed in this solemn and festive wedding hall, gives people an indescribable weird and funny feeling.
"Husband and wife pay homage..."
The bride and the girl turned around at the same time, and just as they were about to lower their heads, the young man ran in hastily. Perhaps he was so anxious that he didn't even notice the high threshold when they reached the door, and fell down with a loud thud.
However, he didn't bother to get up or take a breath, and shouted in panic: "Master, Master is not good, Young Master, Young Master is not good..."