Everyone, if you came in after reading the title, I can only say sorry. The color is fragrant, but it is not the smell of meat, but the flavor of vegetables.
There was a car moving slowly on the street, and an alluring smell of fish wafted from the car.
It smells so good that our two supporting characters, Fatty and Slender, can't stand it.
Ergui just came out of the hospital.
These few nights, Chang Yue was not in the mood to accompany them, so they went to find Zhu Jiujie. But Zhu Jiujie also cited work as an excuse and was too lazy to pay attention to them.
Work, work, work, what the heck? How about going shopping?
Ergui was walking on the street when he smelled the fragrance.
"Pangda, it smells so good. Which restaurant is this cooking for us?"
"Shou Er, you see that the tricycle in front of you is not there, the scent is on the car."
There was a tricycle driving in front, with a suitcase on it and a waiter pedaling in front of it.
Shou Er sniffed his nose and said, "It's really fat. I want to eat it."
"I want to eat too, Xiao Er, let's go and follow you."
The two ghosts followed quietly behind the car.
Not long after, the car arrived at the entrance of the dance school, turned around, and turned in.
"Is it Boss Yu's car? Damn it, does he want to invite us?"
"Nonsense, someone named Yu wants to take off our skins. He would be so kind. I think there must be something fishy in this."
"No matter what the weird thing is, my belly is rebelling. I'm so fat. I can't stand it. Come on."
Shou Er rushed in.
Fatty took a look and quickly followed behind: "Slender Er, be careful."
"What are you being careful about? I've asked around and the stinky Taoist priests from the Maoshan Sect are not here at all."
The car stopped in the yard, and a waiter went up to the second floor carrying a food box.
Slender Er followed up on tiptoe. Fatty looked around cautiously and found nothing unusual, so he went up the stairs.
When Pang Da came up, he found that Shou Er had entered Boss Yu's office. Pang Da was shocked: "Shou Er..."
Fatty flew into the office and almost bumped into the waiter who came out of the office.
"Hey, who asked you to bring food?" Seeing that the boss was not there, Pang Da grabbed the waiter's arm and asked.
"It's Boss Yu."
"Where are the others?"
"I don't know. I just followed his instructions, walked around the street a few times with the vegetables, and then delivered them here."
"How many times can you turn the food around?"
"Yes, this is the first time I have encountered such a customer. Usually customers are worried that the food will be cold, and they want it to be delivered as soon as it is ready. I don't know why Boss Yu is like this."
"Go back." Pang Da let go of his hand and said to himself: What does Boss Yu want to do?
"Pang Da, what a sumptuous meal." Shou Er had already opened the food box.
There is a plate of braised fish and a plate of roast duck on the top shelf of Pangda's food box.
Shou Er stretched out his hand to grab it, but Pang Da rushed over and held his hand: "Shou Er, be careful."
"Pang Da, I'm hungry. I want to eat roast duck."
"You don't want your life, what if the meat is poisonous?"
"Poison? I'm not afraid of poison. I've already died once, so why should I be afraid of poison?"
With that said, Shou Er picked up a piece of roast duck meat and put it in his mouth. "Oh". Shou Er said happily: "It's so delicious. Thank you to the chef and to the roast duck. You are closer than my own mother."
It was too late for Pang Da to stop him, so he could only sigh and stare at Shou Er, seeing that he ate several pieces of meat one after another without any unusual reaction.
"Pangda, if you stay dumbfounded any longer, I'll be sorry for you."
With that said, Shou Er grabbed the plate again. Fatty grabbed the roast duck plate and said with a smile: "I'm not afraid of death, I'll risk it all."
So, the two ghosts started eating in the office.
Just when the plates of food were about to run out, a person appeared at the door of the office.
A chubby person.
Ergui turned around and saw, ah, it was actually Boss Yu.
Boss Yu sneered: "Boy, is the food good?"
Shou Er said: "My surname is Yu, I think you are not bad at times. How do you know that we like to eat meat?"
Boss Yu chuckled.
The fat man pulled the thin man and said to the boss: "Boss Yu, I think you set this up on purpose, right?"
"Well, it seems that you fat guy is quite smart. Yes, do you think Yu's food is free? This is Yu's bait."
"Bait, Yu, you treat us like fish."
"Isn't it true? If you put the bait at a certain time, you will take the bait."
The fat and thin people looked at each other.
"We ate the one with the surname Yu. What happened? Nothing happened now."
"Haha, the problem is not the food, but here." As he said that, Boss Yu turned his palm, and two golden lights shot out, immediately covering the two ghosts.
"Ah, what is it, a Taoist talisman?"
"Haha, if you know what I'm seeing, this is the highest level Taoist talisman of the Maoshan Sect. You can't even think of escaping."
The two ghosts' bodies were covered by Taoist talismans and they were immediately unable to move.
"It's over, it's over. It's my fault for being fat and big. I'm too greedy."
"What's the use of talking nonsense now, Sho Er, can your Xuanyin Finger still work?"
"You can't even do it, but you still ask me, besides having a bigger appetite than you, when did I surpass you?"
"Oh, you are still quarreling at this time. You are really careless in Jingzhou. We have been plotted by someone named Yu."
"Haha." Boss Yu smiled proudly, posted the Taoist Talisman on the door, and turned around.
"Pang Da, if we can't escape before dawn, we will be wiped out by the Taoist talisman."
"Then what should I do? The ghost that has been sitting there for more than 500 years is worth it."
"But I haven't done enough yet."
"Oh, really, Xiao Er, if we die again, what is the thing you want to do most?"
"Where are you, Fatty?"
"I think the only regret is that I didn't go back to the snow-capped mountains to take a look. It's been more than 500 years, and I don't know if there are still snow lotuses on the snow-capped mountains?"
"Pang Da, it turns out you are still thinking about your junior sister?"
"Go, who missed her?"
"You lied to me, I can see it."
"Shou Er, what about you?"
"I...I really want to eat roast duck. I really didn't eat enough of the roast duck just now."
"You... are really hopeless. Why do you look like a starving ghost?"
"Pangda, when Boss Yu comes back later, let's beg him to bring us a few more plates of roast duck. I really didn't eat enough."
"How long have you been eating me? Are you a little worried?"
"Consciousness of worry?"
"Yes, the sense of worry. The young lady once told us that as long as a person has the sense of worry, he can have the desire to survive. As long as he has the desire to survive, he can generate powerful power no matter what desperate situation he is in. This is a famous saying
, it can be used as a motto, it’s true, Bai and the young lady have learned knowledge and have no memory at all.”
"But we are not human."
"The same goes for ghosts."
"Pangda, do you have a sense of urgency now?"
"Already have it."
"Already have it? How many months has it been?"
"How many months do you think you're pregnant with a baby? You're so skinny, why don't you be more serious?"
"I also remember what my mistress said, humor. Only humor can bring joy to life. I am using humor to bring joy."
"Hey, Shou Er, I think you are really hopeless."
"What's wrong with Fatty? Am I right? This is what my little mistress said."
"Of course what I said makes sense, but you're using it in the wrong place. Now is a critical moment of life and death. It's still fun. Only people named Yu have fun."
As he was talking, suddenly a burst of music came.
It turned out that Boss Yu was back again, and sat on the sofa, turned on the computer, and played music.
The two ghosts made a sound.
Fatty said: "Look, here comes the fun."
Boss Yu acted as if the two ghosts did not exist, closed his eyes, followed the rhythm, and slapped his knees.
The music is a piece of Peking Opera.
Boss Yu actually sang along with the lyrics.
"Hey, Mr. Yu, are you angry with me? Reveal the Taoist talisman quickly. You also know that we are ghosts and we are not afraid of death."
Boss Yu smiled: "Fat man, but I know that as soon as daybreak, you will disappear into thin air and your soul will be gone."
"Why do you want to kill everyone named Yu?"
"This...it's not that I can't tell you, because Yu has undertaken the construction project of the hospital's morgue, and may also undertake the construction of the inpatient building in the future, so in order to cooperate with the hospital in the long term, Yu agreed to President Fu.
To exorcise all ghosts."
"So that's what it is, you surnamed Yu, you build your house and we will be our ghosts, what will it do to you?"
"You evil spirits always come out and make trouble, which will affect the feng shui of the morgue."
"Damn, the morgue also pays attention to Feng Shui."
"Fat man, just accept your fate."
The fat man sighed.
Shou Er said: "Boss Yu, please serve us some more plates of roast duck."
Boss Yu said, "Skinny man, do you still want to eat?"
"Well, I liked the roast duck just now so much. Boss Yu, this is my last request. If you agree to it, I will bless your family's happiness after my death. If you don't agree, I may become a ghost again and cause trouble.
Your whole family is restless."
Boss Yu's expression changed: "Okay, okay, I'll help you."
With that said, Boss Yu picked up the phone: "Hello, hello, my surname is Yu... yes, it's me. Do you still have roast ducks in your store... Send me ten."
About ten minutes later, footsteps were heard in the corridor, and then a person appeared at the door. When Fatty and Thin Er saw this person, they were even happier than seeing the roast duck.