A siren sounded. Chang Yue suddenly sat up, quickly put on her clothes, opened the window, and looked down: she saw three police cars coming downstairs, and a dozen policemen with loaded guns jumped out of the cars.
Chang Yue hurriedly came to her brother-in-law's bedroom.
Zhu Jiujie is already awake.
He sat up and asked: "Chang Yue, what happened?"
"It's the 110 police."
"Police, does it have anything to do with us?"
"I'm worried that it's just teasing the boss?"
"Is such a trivial matter worthy of mobilizing an army?"
"Hard to say."
The two came to the window and saw another van coming downstairs. The car stopped and a man got out. Zhu Jiujie and Chang Yue looked through the light and saw that the man was Boss Yu.
Boss Yu walked up to a policeman and pointed upstairs. The policeman looked up. Zhu Jiujie recognized him. This person was the deputy captain named Huang.
Captain Huang waved his hand: "One group will guard the stairs, and the second group will follow me up."
A group of policemen were about to take action when suddenly, laughter came from mid-air, and two black shadows landed on the roof of the boss's car like ghosts.
Zhu Jiujie and Chang Yue took a look and saw that they were fat and thin.
Shou Er chuckled and said, "I'm here, Boss Yu. Are you bringing people here to arrest us?"
Boss Yu was startled and hurriedly hid behind Captain Huang and said: "Captain Huang, it's them."
"Pretending to be a ghost, come here and arrest me."
The police cheered and surrounded the van.
Boss Yu said: "They are not pretending to be gods, they are real ghosts."
"Nonsense, where does this ghost come from in the world?"
A policeman put his gun on his back, pressed the front of the car with both hands, and jumped into the car. He was about to reach out to catch Pangda, but Pangda kicked him over and fell to the ground. Two more policemen rushed into the car and were killed by Shou Er.
Kicked down one by one.
"Idiots, they are all idiots, haha." Shou Er teased.
Captain Huang was furious, jumped on the front of the car, then stepped on the roof of the car, punched Shou Er. Shou Er turned around, got behind him, and breathed into his neck.
A cold breath went straight to his spine. Captain Huang was shocked: Are they really ghosts?
No, it won't happen. Where in the world does this ghost come from?
Captain Huang turned around and struck out with his palm.
Shou Er deliberately pretended to be unable to dodge, and his chest was pressed against his palm, but he took a deep breath and firmly sucked Captain Huang's palm. Captain Huang was shocked, and after a few twitches without twitching, he pulled out the gun with his left hand.
Shao Er grabbed his gun, stretched out his hand and twisted the barrel, bending it.
"Hehe, this thing is nothing special."
"Bang." A policeman fired a shot into the air.
The sound of gunshots made Shou Er tremble.
Damn, what a powerful weapon.
Shou Er was so angry that Captain Huang withdrew and retreated to the edge of the car roof. "Get off." Fatty laughed loudly and kicked Captain Huang off. Captain Huang turned half a circle, fell to the ground, and
His nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he became furious and shouted: "Shoot, shoot me."
All the policemen looked at each other in confusion, because there is a system for firearms management, and policemen need permission to carry weapons, and they cannot open firearms casually. If they have to commit crimes and prisoners who have been ordered to be killed on the spot, under normal circumstances, even if the policemen bring firearms, they will
It can only represent a kind of majesty. Of course, in some special circumstances such as attacking the police, you can also shoot as appropriate.
Upon seeing this, Captain Huang got up and said, "Why don't you execute the order? I will bear all the consequences."
Some policemen raised their guns.
However, just when the policemen hesitated, the two ghosts flew down and snatched away their firearms very quickly.
The policemen suddenly said something before their eyes, and then their hands were empty and their guns were lost.
Fatty and Thin Er threw the collected firearms on the roof of the car, and then sat on the roof of the car.
"Hey, what else do you have?" Pangda said, "I heard that firearms are prone to misfire, so it's best not to touch them."
Shou Er said: "Yes, whoever has the real ability to compete with me, Shou Er, can be regarded as a hero with a broken gun."
The policemen looked at each other.
Captain Huang looked at Boss Yu.
Boss Yu smiled bitterly and said: "Captain Huang, I just reminded you that they are evil spirits, not humans. You should not be merciful in the first place."
Captain Huang sighed: "Are there really ghosts in the world? I wouldn't believe it even if I killed them. They are just masters of kung fu. Boss Yu, how did you get into trouble with them?"
Boss Yu seemed to blame himself after hearing Captain Huang's tone. He said angrily: "Captain Huang, what do you mean by this? This evil ghost has repeatedly opposed me. Don't you want to take care of it anymore?"
Captain Huang said: "Of course we have to take care of it, but how do you want me to take care of it? Their skills are too strong, and I don't think the police can help you. You'd better ask some Taoist priests from Maoshan to come down the mountain."
Boss Yu snorted: "I knew you wouldn't be able to do anything. If the Taoist priests were here, I wouldn't bother to invite you."
Captain Huang shook his head: "Boss Yu, it's not that I don't want to help you. You've seen it before. These two masters are really good at martial arts. There's nothing we can do about it." Having said this, Captain Huang hugged the two ghosts and said: "
You two, Huang was offended just now, I don’t know if you two are experts, please return the firearms."
Shou Er looked at Fatty and said, "Pangda, this guy is quite polite when he talks."
Fatty said: "Give it to him, scrap metal, you won't be able to sell it for much money."
As he said that, Pangda grabbed the firearm in the car and suddenly threw it down.
Pang Da threw the gun in different directions and with different powers, but the gun fell into the hands of all the police officers almost at the same time.
When Captain Huang saw that he had obtained the firearm, his face darkened and he shouted: "Everyone, lock the target and shoot."
Policemen, look at me and I look at you, no one is shooting.
Fatty and Thin Er were furious when they saw that Captain Huang had gone back on his word and it turned out that he had used a trick to get the firearm back. They also laughed when they saw that none of the police officers listened to him.
Captain Huang was disgraced and very depressed.
Damn it, aren't you afraid that I'll lose my temper? Captain Huang kicked the nearest policeman. The policeman said, "Captain Huang, just kick me. I don't dare to shoot casually."
Boss Yu sneered: "Captain Huang, it turns out these are your soldiers."
Captain Huang looked unhappy. Since his firearm was damaged and the policemen were disobeying orders, he did not dare to offend Fatty and Slender Er.
"Boss Yu, what happened today... I think... I think that's it, didn't you delete the photo? If you delete it, delete it. Why are you so sulky?"
Boss Yu said: "Captain Huang, you can ignore these two evil spirits, but you can't ignore Zhu Jiujie. Didn't the technical department say that the IP belongs to Zhu Jiujie? You can definitely arrest him."
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Captain Huang looked upstairs.
Fat Dao Dao: "Hey, those surnamed Yu and those surnamed Huang, if you want to arrest them, just arrest us. We took the photos and passed them on. They have nothing to do with Dr. Zhu."
Boss Yu said angrily: "You... you... are looking for death."
Fatty laughed loudly: "We have already died, are we afraid of dying again? Boss Yu, does it feel good to sleep with a bitch?"
Boss Yu was so angry that his face turned green.
Fatty turned around and said to Slender Er, "Slender Er, have you brought all the materials?"
Shou Er said: "It's all done."
Fatty said: "Action."
As he said that, Fatty and Thin Er rushed towards Boss Yu.
Boss Yu turned around and wanted to run away, but how could he escape the grasp of the two ghosts?
Fatty grabbed Boss Yu's right hand. Boss Yu struck out with his left hand, which was the Fire Cloud Palm. Fatty had been on guard for a long time, twisted his backhand, and grabbed his right hand again.
"Pang Da, let's get started."
"I'm here."
With that said, Shou Er came to Boss Yu, took out some bottles and cans and some pens from his arms, then dipped them in pastel and painted on Boss Yu's face. Boss Yu couldn't move and shouted: "Huang
Captain, arrest them quickly."
Captain Huang looked timid. He had never seen such an elusive master before.
Fat Dalian stretched out his hand and touched the acupoints of Captain Huang and others: "In order not to embarrass you, I'd better touch you first."
After Shou Er finished painting his face, he started painting his body again.
Of course, Boss Yu was stripped down to just a pair of shorts.
Chang Yue could no longer look at the window, but when she turned around, she couldn't hide her joy: "Great, the two ghosts really have some tricks. Let's play tricks on him like this. Let's see if he still dares to go against us."
Zhu Jiujie smiled and said: "You, you actually came up with such a stupid idea."
"Wow, brother-in-law, it's a good idea, not a ghost idea, and I'm not a ghost."
In a short time, boss Yu's body was covered in red and blue, and there were clumps of yellow and white oil paint.
It looks like it belongs to the twelve zodiac animals. There is a big turtle on the back, a small mouse and a small rabbit on the chest, a puppy on the side of the butt, and a four-faced head on the bare forehead.
In fact, the others are not very good, but if you look carefully, you can still see what the painting is.
"Okay, let's take him on a parade."
"Ha ha."
Shou Er put away his pen, and Pang Da and Boss Yu began to march down the street.
There was an extra gong in Fatty's hand, which he was banging.