Alas, Boss Yu seems to be a bit perverted. Our great male protagonist just hasn't fixed him for the time being, so he keeps pressing on, determined to make the male protagonist miserable.
Who is Zhu Jiujie? Can you make him look bad? This old guy doesn't even think about himself.
However, if people have such thoughts, then there is nothing wrong with it. Although we want to maintain the supreme and sacred image of the male protagonist, we still have to have soldiers to block it, water comes to the soil, and toads come to bite us with our feet.
Let’s talk about Boss Yu, who failed to succeed in plotting against Zhu Jiujie several times. He was annoyed and came up with another idea.
Zhu Jiujie works the day shift and is not in the hospital at night.
However, Boss Yu asked his "name" to appear in the hospital.
In the middle of the night, even the patients in the ward were already asleep, but Boss Yu was very excited. It was such a hot summer. He had a sheet covering his head. The sheet was white, with two holes cut out of it, and he was swimming downstairs in the outpatient clinic.
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While swimming, Boss Yu shouted in a long voice: "I am Zhu Jiujie...I am Zhu Jiujie..."
Someone stuck his head out of the window, was startled, and asked the person next to him: "What is that round, white thing?"
The man had a look of fear on his face: "It's not a ghost, is it?"
"What the hell?" A nurse came over and said, "It's Dr. Zhu."
This nurse is a fan of Zhu Jiujie, so she naturally wants to maintain the idol's image.
"Doctor Zhu...why are you talking like this?"
The nurse also felt strange because the sound was so scary and the appearance was so terrifying.
Listening to his voice, he looks a bit like Zhu Jiujie.
Boss Yu has been dating Zhu Jiujie for so long, so he can naturally imitate almost 10% of his voice.
"Ghost..." Someone suddenly screamed: "It can't be a ghost, right?"
Therefore, "ghost" and "Zhu Jiujie" are connected.
There was a commotion in the hospital.
Some people were afraid to come out, some called Dean Fu, and some called the security guards.
The security guard ran over and didn't dare to get close for a while, but he couldn't neglect his duty, so he shouted: "Doctor Zhu, why are you pretending to be a ghost? Stop scaring everyone."
Boss Yu said: "I am a ghost..."
The security guard's expression changed, and he shook the baton in his hand, but Boss Yu slapped it away.
As we said above, Boss Yu learned kung fu from Taoist Master Maoshan. Compared with Zhu Jiujie, he is incomparable, but he is still capable of scaring security guards.
The security guard was so frightened that he turned around and left.
Boss Yu swam back and forth, calling the name "Zhu Jiujie".
Shouting and shouting, suddenly a person appeared behind me.
Boss Yu sensed the man's presence and shouted: "I'm a ghost, why don't you leave quickly?"
Boss Yu's intention is not to hurt people, but to scare people, so that the medical staff will think Zhu Jiujie is a ghost.
Unexpectedly, the man behind smiled and said: "I am also a ghost, and I am not afraid of you."
Boss Yu heard that the voice sounded familiar, so he turned around and saw, "Oh my God," and ran away in a pee.
Who did Boss Yu see?
Zhu Jiujie.
By the way, why is Zhu Jiujie here? It turns out that it was Fatty and Thin Er who brought him here.
Boss Yu was pretending to be a ghost in the hospital, so naturally he couldn't escape the eyes of the ghost.
The ghost boss took a sniff and felt that this man was angry and not a ghost. He thought to himself: Why is he pretending to be a ghost? Zhu Jiujie, isn't this a friend of the fat and thin messengers? Boss Yan specially told him that Zhu Jiujie is from the underworld.
My friend, if something happens to Zhu Jiujie, the underworld must help him.
So, the ghost messenger sent a signal to the underworld.
After receiving the signal, King Yama naturally asked Pang Da and Shou Er to come out to investigate.
But the beauty of being fat and thin is ruined.
For many days, King Yama asked them to check one by one according to the order in the book of life and death to see if there were any missing names. This kind of work was simply more uncomfortable for the two ghosts than being in prison. However, King Yama said that they should take a look
The book of life and death has the advantage of thinking that they control the life and death of everyone in the world, and if they have more understanding, they will not be able to distinguish between them.
The two ghosts took the order and arrived at the ghost gate in the blink of an eye. The ghost messenger told them what they had just seen, and they thought it was Zhu Jiujie.
"Pang Da, Brother Zhu is playing new tricks again. Let's go and have a look."
The two ghosts came to the corner of the building and saw Boss Yu.
Slender Er opened his mouth to shout, but Fatty stopped him: "Slender Er, I see this guy is not Brother Zhu."
"What's the difference?"
"In terms of body shape, this guy is about the same as me. Brother Zhu is not that fat."
"Yes, mother, whoever is pretending to be a ghost, I will turn him into a woman."
With that said, Slender Er was about to step forward, but was pulled back by Fatty again.
"Shou Er, let's go tell Brother Zhu. Maybe this is Brother Zhu's mysterious activity. Don't let him disturb it."
So the two ghosts went to Zhu Jiujie's place. When they talked to Zhu Jiujie, Zhu Jiujie was stunned.
"No, I don't have the time to do this kind of activity... Oh no, it must be Boss Yu."
One person and two ghosts flew to the hospital.
As soon as Zhu Jiujie appeared, the medical staff upstairs saw it and breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the person under the sheet was fake.
"Why is that person pretending to be Dr. Zhu?" someone asked.
"Needless to say, I'm just jealous. I want to destroy Dr. Zhu's image." A nurse said.
When Boss Yu saw Zhu Jiujie appear, he turned around and ran away. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came to the corner of the building, he suddenly hit his head on something soft. With a bang, his body bounced back and rolled on the ground.
It fell down and revealed its true colors.
Someone shouted: "It's Boss Yu."
Boss Yu took a closer look and saw two people standing at the corner of the building. One was fat and the other was thin. Who was the big and thin person?
"Pang Da, tell me how we should teach him a lesson."
"This, it's better to have fresh ones."
"I don't know anything new."
"I'll teach you."
With that said, Pang Da grabbed him and with a sneer, Boss Yu took off his shirt.
Shou Er shouted: "I understand."
Shou Er suddenly rushed over, grabbed Boss Yu's belt, and tried to take off his pants.
Boss Yu didn't want Shou Er to take off his clothes, so Shou Er suddenly sprayed on Boss Yu's face. Boss Yu felt dizzy and his body was swaying.
In this moment, Shou Er had already taken off his pants.
Shou Er reached out and grabbed Boss Yu's underwear and wanted to take it off.
Zhu Jiujie said: "Shou Er, that's enough. Let's leave him some room."
Only then did Shou Er stop, and tied Boss Yu's pants behind his back, then jumped up and hung Boss Yu on the street light pole.
Hey.
In this scene, a fat, white, and half-naked body was exposed under the street lights, and there was nothing that could not be seen from a distance.
Zhu Jiujie smiled slightly. He didn't want to get involved. He hugged his hands and said, "Let's disperse."
Some nurses shouted in unison: "Doctor Zhu, Doctor Zhu..."
Zhu Jiujie waved his hand and turned around.
Some people suspect or already know that Pang Da and Shou Er are ghosts, and Zhu Jiujie does not want to have contact with the two ghosts in public.
Thin Er looked up and said to Fatty: "Wow, Fatty, Brother Zhu is so popular?"
Fatty said: "I'm also wondering, let's go and ask Brother Zhu how he did it."
The two ghosts left Boss Yu here.
Boss Yu screamed like a killing pig.
Can he stop barking? Although it is night now, the lights are on.
"Hey, come here, Dean, Dean, where are you? Someone put me down quickly."
If this was hung until early tomorrow morning, how many people would see it.
The dean has been here a long time ago and has been hiding in the dark.
After seeing Zhu Jiujie leave, Dean Fu said to the security guard: "I think there must be a misunderstanding here. You guys put Boss Yu down first, and I'll ask him what the hell he is doing. Also, don't do anything about what happened today."
Nonsense."
The security guard didn't lie, but overnight, the County A forum was filled with photos of Boss Yu being hanged half-naked.
It seems that someone secretly filmed that scene.
Boss Yu came to the dean's office babbling.
Dean Fu poured him a glass of water and said, "Boss Yu, please calm down."
"Damn it." Boss Yu felt so useless.
"You haven't thought clearly about using this method to ruin Zhu Jiujie's reputation. You are so different from his appearance. Even if God doesn't show up, not many people will believe him."
"Oh, I have failed this time. Dean, have I failed you?"
"What do you think? Isn't this a glorious thing? Being hung under a streetlight. Fortunately, there are few people around in the middle of the night. If it were daytime, it would depend on where your face is."
"Those two bastards."
Boss Yu cursed angrily.
"It's better not to mess with those two guys."
Dean Fu thought of Pang Da and Shou Er, and felt a little scared in his heart. If the Taoist priests of the Maoshan Sect don't come down from the mountain, the criminal police team will have nothing to do with them, so just bear with it."
Boss Yu snorted: "Dean Fu, the Taoist priest in Maoshan said that Fatty and Skinny are ghosts. We also suspect that no matter how powerful the ghosts are, they will not come out during the day. I have it."
"You have it again?"
"yes."
Boss Yu suddenly thought of another idea. He felt that this idea was much better than the previous ones. He couldn't help but burst out laughing when he thought about it.
Boss Yu was still wearing only underwear. When he smiled, the fat on his body trembled.