Well, not only are they thin, but they are also fat. If we want to make our masterpiece more humorous and interesting, how can we do without these two living treasures.
So, who is Shou Er talking about? Of course it’s Boss Yu.
This story has to start with Fatty and Thin Er accepting new tasks in the underworld.
For the two ghosts who have fallen in love with the human world, being bored in the underworld is even more uncomfortable than killing them, let alone statistical work.
With so many lives in the world, how long will it take to count them one by one?
Too boring.
It's too complicated.
But it won’t work without statistics. King Yama said that a person whose life span has expired cannot be allowed to stay in the world, and a person whose life span has not yet expired cannot be allowed to come to the underworld.
Statistical work is necessary and important.
Statistics, to put it bluntly, is also a work of numbers. Don’t underestimate the tens of digits from 0 to 9. Listing them together is a big deal.
Shou Er and Pang Da were trapped in the roster, unable to even lift their heads. Shou Er kept scratching his scalp and felt that a lot of hair had fallen out.
"Pang Da, I've had enough of this boring life."
"What should I do if I've had enough? I don't like it either, but this is an important task arranged by Boss Yan. In other words, this is a very meaningful task."
"It's a crap job, what's in it for us?"
"Why is there no benefit? As long as we make statistics and the numbers are accurate, people who deserve to die will not be alive, and people who deserve to live will not die. Don't you think this still makes sense?"
"The life and death of other people is none of my business."
"Shou Er, what you said is wrong. Although statistical work is just our business, as long as we do a good job, Boss Yan may reward us."
"No matter how much we are rewarded, we will never become human beings."
"What, Shou Er, you don't want to be reincarnated as a human, do you?"
"Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm almost scratching my scalp."
"What's good about being a human being?"
"As a human being, you can eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, and you can live in high-rise buildings."
"NO, NO, you are only talking about some people, but what about other people?"
"That's what I do."
"Haha, you have a good idea. If you are reincarnated, do you know what kind of reincarnation you will be reincarnated into?"
Shou Er stopped talking.
Fatty continued: "In my opinion, it's better to be a ghost."
"No, no matter which group of people they are, it's better to be a good person, otherwise, they would be afraid of death."
"It is human nature to be afraid of death. It means they have not lived enough. Our task now is to measure their life span. We will never let anyone live one more minute, nor let anyone live one minute less."
"According to what you say, our work is really meaningful?"
"That's natural."
"Pang Da, so you like this job?"
"That is."
"Don't do that. Since you like it, just do it by yourself. I'll find a place to take a nap."
When Shou Er was about to go out, a ghost messenger said: "Two envoys, King Yama has a destiny. There is a baby's soul in the world heading towards the underworld. This baby is the son of Dr. Zhu. Please escort the baby's soul back."
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When the two ghosts heard this, they were immediately overjoyed: "Great, we can go out again."
Before the ghost's words could reach the ground, the two ghosts jumped out like two puffs of smoke.
The two ghosts searched all the way and met the rushing soul.
The soul was fluttering and wandering, flying blindly in mid-air. All levels in the underworld received orders from King Yama, and no ghosts dared to pick up the rushing soul.
The two ghosts collected their souls, flew out of the ghost gate, jumped out of the ruins, and saw Zhu Jiujie and Chang Yue at a glance.
"Brother Zhu, it turns out you have been waiting here."
Zhu Jiujie was overjoyed: "The two are fat, big and thin, where is the child's soul?"
The fat man patted his pocket: "Don't worry, the child's soul is here."
Zhu Jiujie said: "Let's go quickly, let's find the child's body."
The fat general released Chongchong Soul, and then under the guidance of Soul, four people followed.
The child's soul could not enter the ghost gate and had to return to the earth.
The soul wandered back to the health station, entered the nursery, and then hovered over the trash can.
Zhu Jiujie flew over and opened the trash can. He was shocked to find that the child was inside.
Zhu Jiujie quickly took out the child and put it on the bed. The two ghosts activated their true energy and put the child's soul into his body.
Gradually, the Chong Chong returned to Yang.
A burst of baby crying echoed through the sky.
The quiet corridor of the health station suddenly became lively.
Many people crowded at the door to watch.
Yun Duo also struggled out of bed and came to the nursery. When she saw Chong Chong, she was overjoyed beyond words, picked up the baby and cried loudly.
Medical staff rushed over and quickly disinfected the child.
Shou Er looked at everyone strangely and said, "Brother Zhu, what happened? Why did a good child have to die?"
Chang Yue pulled Sho Er aside and whispered, "Huh, someone must be causing trouble secretly, but my brother-in-law doubts me. It's really unfair."
Pangda scratched the child, sniffed it, and said, "It's Boss Yu's scent."
Shou Er sniffed and cursed: "Damn it, Yu came here, he must have done it. This scoundrel even didn't spare the child, Fatty. I'm going to teach him a lesson."
Saying that, Shou Er pushed open the window and jumped out.
Fatty said: "I'll go too."
Fatty also jumped down.
Zhu Jiujie said to Chang Yue: "You take care of Yun Duo, and I'll go check on Pang Da and Shou Er. Don't make too much trouble."
With that said, Zhu Jiujie also jumped out of the window.
The nursery room of the health station was on the third floor. Everyone saw Shou Er suddenly jump down and screamed. Then Pang Da jumped down again and everyone screamed again. Then Zhu Jiujie jumped down again and everyone was dumbfounded.
, I thought, why are these three people jumping at every word, seeking death?
When Mama Yun saw Zhu Jiujie jumping downstairs, she was so frightened that she collapsed on the ground. Yun Duo said, "Mom, don't be afraid, Brother Zhu is fine."
Yun Duo had naturally heard of Zhu Jiujie's magical power.
Zhu Jiujie jumped downstairs and saw Shou Er and Pang Da heading straight to the entertainment city opposite.
Zhu Jiujie rushed to catch up and said, "You two, is the one named Yu in there?"
Fatty said: "Smell it."
Zhu Jiujie grabbed a handful of the breath in the air and put it up to his nose. He faintly felt that it smelled like the boss.
"Well, it seems that the person named Yu is inside. Let's go and have a look."
Zhu Jiujie was angry and wanted to teach his boss a lesson.
One person and two ghosts came to the entertainment city.
Entertainment City, it is truly a city that never sleeps.
At this time, it was midnight. The lights in the entertainment city were bright and the noise was loud. There were many figures on the windows on both sides, and the sound of laughter, shouts, and music could be heard.
Boss Yu’s billiards club is located in the middle of the entertainment city.
Zhu Jiujie took Fat Big and Slender Er to the billiards hall.
Boss Yu was sitting inside, holding a purple clay pot in one hand and pouring it into his mouth from time to time. In front of him, there were two yellow-haired boys playing ball.
Shou Er jumped in and shouted: "My surname is Yu, I'm here."
The two yellow-haired boys are both friends of Yu Xiaohu. Although Yu Xiaohu is not here, as the nephews of Boss Yu, when they see someone coming in aggressively, they will naturally act like half-masters.
A young man shouted: "Who dares to come here and call me?"
Shou Er reached out and grabbed the young man's collar, flicked him and threw him into the corner.
When another young man saw this, he slammed the billiard cue. The fat man stretched out his hand, grabbed the pole, and swung it hard, and the young man and the pole flew to the corner.
Boss Yu suddenly stood up with a panic look on his face: "Doctor Zhu, fat brother and thin brother, you... this is..."
Zhu Jiujie sneered: "Boss Yu, don't you know why we came?"
Boss Yu pretended not to know: "You guys came here unexpectedly, how did Yu know the purpose of your visit? Or maybe the three of you want to come and play ball?"
"Play with you." Shou Er grabbed a ball and threw it towards Boss Yu.
Boss Yu couldn't dodge, and was hit on the forehead, and soon he felt a bruise.
Seeing that the person who came was not kind, the two young men ran out in a hurry, shouting and looking for Yu Xiaohu.
Shou Er rushed over and grabbed Boss Yu. Boss Yu also had some skills and ducked out of the way, and Shou Er was able to snatch him away.
"Damn it, you dare to hide, you really deserve a beating."
Shou Er kicked him away, but Boss Yu dodged him. Moreover, Boss Yu poured the water in the pot and almost burned Shou Er's feet.
Shou Er shouted: "You dare to mess with me, Shou Er, you deserve a beating."
Saying that, Shou Er used Xuanyin Finger.
Although Shou Er's kung fu is worse than Zhu Jiujie's, and even not as good as Fatty's, Boss Yu cannot compare with him.
Boss Yu's Fire Cloud Palm was only three to four points hot, so it could not hurt Shou Er. Not long after, Boss Yu was hit by Shou Er's fingers, and his body slumped to the ground softly, trembling all over.
Shou Er stretched out his hand and slapped him several times and said, "Brother Zhu, he almost killed your son, please vent your anger on him."
Zhu Jiujie came over and gave Boss Yu a big mouthful.
Boss Yu thought to himself: Damn it, listening to Shao Er's tone, that child is actually very lucky to survive.
Sho Er said: "My surname is Yu, you have done many evil things, and today is the day you die."
Fatty Busty said: "Skinny Er, wait a minute."
Fatty pulled Thinner aside and whispered: "Have you seen Boss Yu's life and death book? Today is indeed the day of his death?"
Shou Er said: "I was trying to scare him, so of course I haven't read the book of life and death."
Fatty said: "Who told you to talk nonsense? This is not a joke. The underworld has regulations. If someone's life span is not reached, we cannot take his life."
"I know that Boss Yu is Brother Zhu's enemy. If we kill Boss Yu, Boss Yan will not necessarily be angry."
"Having said that, life span is God's will. How can we go against God's will?"
"Mom, let him live for a few more days. No, the death penalty can be spared, but the punishment is inevitable. Look at me."
As he said that, he flashed an extra knife in his thin hand. The knife was swaying as he walked towards Boss Yu.