Fatty said: "I can see it, but it's not convenient to pursue it in this place." Zhu Jiujie said: "Fatty is right, there are many people here. Once we reveal the old man's identity, a big battle will be inevitable. I'm worried about hurting people."
I killed an innocent guest." Chang Yue nodded and said, "So that's what you think."
Zhu Jiujie said: "If my guess is correct, this old man is the incarnation of the thousand-year-old turtle spirit."
"Really, brother-in-law, what do you think we should do?"
Zhu Jiujie said in a low voice: "Let's do this. When we get out of here, the turtle spirit will definitely observe secretly. We deliberately divided into four directions, and the turtle spirit will chase the weakest one. Let's meet at the entrance of the alley ahead.
, then we can trap the turtle essence."
Fatty and Chang Yue nodded repeatedly. Skinny Er said: "It seems that I am going to be used as a bait." Fatty said: "Then what can I do? You are the worst at kung fu among the four. If the turtle spirit doesn't look for you, who will he look for?" Fatty said.
Er said: "Where is the little master's wife? Her kung fu is not as good as mine." Chang Yue said: "I am leaving with my brother-in-law, and the turtle spirit dare not follow." Zhu Jiujie said: "No, Chang Yue, in order to complete the siege plan, we
The four people must be divided into four directions. Don't worry, you will be safe. Turtle Spirit has never fought with you, so he will not be in danger."
The four people walked out, and they were divided into three directions.
But he said that he was thin and walked towards the west.
Due to Shou Er's weird appearance, wherever he went, pedestrians on the street would turn around or stop to watch, and some would even follow him. Shou Er waved his hand away: "Go, what are you looking for? Haven't you seen a handsome guy?"
Some people laughed. Some even vomited.
"Why, I can make you do this with just one word? If words can hurt people, why should I practice martial arts?"
Shou Er chased away the pedestrians because he was worried that the turtle spirit would follow him and hurt these innocent lives once he started to take action. Shou Er thought to himself: "Brother Zhu, Pang Da, are you the only one who knows how to be considerate of the citizens? I can do the same."
As Shou Er was walking, he suddenly felt the sound of light footsteps coming from behind him.
Judging from the sound, this was no ordinary pedestrian. Because ordinary people's footsteps were heavy, while the people behind them made almost no sound when they rose and fell.
He is a master of light kung fu, and must be a turtle spirit. Xiao Er was a little flustered. He and Pang Da couldn't defeat the turtle spirit together. Now he was alone. What if Brother Zhu and the others didn't come up?
No, I have to go to the alley entrance quickly.
Thinking of this, Shou Er quickened his pace. Unexpectedly, as soon as his pace quickened, the others behind him also became faster.
Shao Er was shocked, worried that Guijing would suddenly hit him with a palm.
They arrived at the entrance of the alley. Shou Er looked up and saw that Zhu Jiujie and Pang Da had arrived. According to the calculation of the direction, Chang Yue should be at the end of the final encirclement. Therefore, Chang Yue had not arrived yet.
Shou Er shouted: "Brother Zhu, Fatty, please save me quickly."
Although Xiao Er knew that the encirclement had not yet been formed, and taking action too early would be tantamount to alerting the enemy, he did not dare to wait any longer. How could he bear it if the turtle spirit slapped him from behind.
Zhu Jiujie looked at him with a smile. But the fat man laughed.
Shou Er and the others jumped up to them and begged: "You two, stop laughing and stop the turtle spirit."
Fatty said: "Shou Er, where is the turtle spirit?"
Shou Er was stunned: "Isn't it at the back?" Shou Er looked back and even laughed.
What did Shou Er see?
It turned out that the person who had been following Shou Er was a dog. To be precise, a female dog.
"Damn, it turns out to be a dog." Shou Er didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He had always thought that the person following him was a thousand-year-old turtle spirit, so he panicked and ran towards him, but he didn't expect that it was actually a dog following him.
What a shame, sir. Maybe in the future, what happened today will become fodder for the fat man to make fun of himself.
However, Fatty did not laugh at him at this time, but looked at the dog intently.
"Weird." Pang Da said, "Shou Er, when did you become so attractive?"
"What?" Shou Er asked, and immediately understood what Fatty meant. Charm, what the hell is this charm? Being able to attract people is considered a skill, but attracting a dog is nothing. But then again, what's wrong with this dog?
would follow behind him. Shou Er sniffed his palms, sleeves and clothes corners. Pang Da jumped behind him, looked down and said with a smile: "I understand, Shou Er, when did you get some meat on your back?"
Soup."
"Broth?" Shou Er touched his head. There was actually broth on the back of his clothes. Could it be that he was in a fast food restaurant just now? Impossible. There was no broth when eating fast food.
At this time, the dog was sitting more than ten steps away, staring at Shou Er without any intention of moving. Shou Er raised his hand and shouted: "Beast, don't blame me for being rude if you don't leave."
Zhu Jiujie came over quickly and stopped him: "Shou Er, don't drive it away yet. I think there is something wrong with this dog."
"What's the problem?" asked Shou Er.
Fatty laughed and said, "Of course it's a matter of lust."
Shou Er said: "Nonsense."
Fatty laughed loudly: "I'm not joking. Look, there is something wrong with this dog's aesthetic sense. Anyone can be more beautiful than you."
Shou Er was so angry that he raised his hand and hit the dog.
The dog's body was quite flexible. He turned around and hid.
Of course, Shou Er didn't use his kung fu.
Fatty chuckled: "Look, this dog is still reluctant to let go."
Shou Er was really angry. He stretched out his hand and a strong force attracted the dog over.
At this time, a reporter appeared on the street. This reporter had an eye for news. He quickly took out the camera he carried and pointed it at Shou Er. Seeing Shou Er again, he grabbed the dog's limbs and opened his mouth to bite the dog.
The reporter screamed, a strange light burst out from his eyes, and recorded this shocking scene.
As the saying goes, it is normal for a dog to bite a man, but it is news for a man to bite a dog. The reporter was very excited because if today's report was published in the media, it would definitely cause a sensation. The reporter was very young and graduated from the journalism department last year.
At the county TV station, due to the reporter's lack of on-site awareness in catching news, the reporter did not have an effective report after the three-month internship period. Three months later, the reporter left the TV station and came to the newspaper office again.
The newspaper office has been short of staff recently. The reporter was regularized two months after joining, but the salary is not high. The newspaper office said that the commission will be calculated based on the quantity and quality of news reports. The management of the newspaper office and the TV station is not smooth. Because of the commission system, the newspaper does not care about the number of employees.
A reporter.
The reporter was looking for inspiration on the street in the morning and saw Shou Er being chased by a dog. His heart moved and his intuition told him that this must be an excellent opportunity.
Sure enough, a man bites a dog scene.
The reporter was videotaping there, and Shou Er saw it. Shou Er threw the bitten dog towards the reporter. The reporter shrank his head in fright. The dog hit a passerby behind him, then jumped up and suddenly bit the reporter.
.
After taking this bite, the reporter screamed on the ground in pain.
The dog turned around and wanted to run away. Suddenly, a person blocked his way. That person was Zhu Jiujie. Zhu Jiujie sneered and said, "Turtle spirit, do you think I won't recognize you if you become a dog?"
Fatty and Thin Er ran over: "Brother Zhu, what are you talking about? It's a turtle spirit?"
Zhu Jiujie nodded.
Shou Er shouted: "Damn, you actually changed and lied to me."
The dog suddenly transformed into the original form of the turtle spirit and shouted: "I didn't expect you to recognize me like this. Hey, who are you?"
Zhu Jiujie chuckled: "It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is you. I advise you not to work for the Ghost King again in the future, otherwise, the consequences will be serious."
The Turtle Spirit sighed: "Don't do this. Your kung fu is only a little better than mine, and you are just saying such big words. The Ghost King is not as easy to deal with as you think. I still give you a word of advice. If you fight against the Ghost King, you will end up with it."
Very miserable."
Shou Er shouted: "Mom, stop scaring me with the Ghost King. Sooner or later, I will beat the Ghost King back to his original form."
The Turtle Spirit sneered: "I'm afraid this day will never come. Fatty and thin, with these two attacks from you, not to mention the Ghost King, even I can't resist it." The Fatty said: "Turtle Spirit, just now Zhu
My brother has advised you, I hope you will be smarter and not cause trouble, and we will not make things difficult for you, otherwise, your death will be today next year."
Turtle Jing looked at Pang Da and Shou Er, then turned to look at Zhu Jiujie. He suddenly swayed and turned into the wind and flew away. Shou Er said, "It's a pity that he ran away." Zhu Jiujie said, "Gui Jing is so good at everything."
Because, it would be a pity if he was destroyed by us. I hope he will reflect on it after he goes back and stop working for the Ghost King. This is why I didn't keep him just now." Having said this, Zhu Jiujie looked at the sky and said:
"Chang Yue and I have to go to work, Fatty and Thin. You can go and do your own business. See you later in the evening."