At the beginning, what Yu Xiaohu and others expected did happen.
Not long ago, a dog came looking for it from the alley. Perhaps there are not many types of smell in the world that can surpass that of dogs. Dog noses have always been the pride of dogs.
This is a pug.
Normally, pugs are the favorite of their owners and rarely go out alone even during the day. However, this pug is a stray and was abandoned by its owner not long ago.
The poor pug was looking for leftovers and was walking nearby tonight. Suddenly, a scent of fragrance floated from the air. The pug became excited and immediately followed the direction of the scent.
The pug soon discovered the unlucky man. At this time, the unlucky man gradually woke up. At first, he only felt that his head was a little heavy and his body was sinking. When he became familiar with the surrounding situation, he realized that he was hanging upside down on the wall.
.His head was down, more than one and a half meters above the ground.
Suddenly, he saw a black shadow rushing towards him. The black shadow suddenly jumped up and rushed towards him. His intuition told the unlucky man that it was a dog. Fortunately, it was a short dog.
A pug is like a ball of meat. It jumps up and then falls down. Jumping and jumping is not its strong point. Its strong point is to make its owner happy and to be the owner's darling. Of course, it has fallen out of favor, but it was once well-behaved.
, was once pampered, but the owner got another dog from nowhere, and its hair was much brighter than its own.
The pug has not had a full meal since it fell out of favor. Today, it is starving, but the bones above it are beyond reach.
Not to mention the bones, even the body of the unlucky guy can't be touched by him.
The pug barked anxiously and kept scratching at the base of the wall.
The barking of the pug attracted the dogs in the alley.
There are two dogs in the alley, and they are two big wolfdogs, a female dog and a male dog.
These two dogs are not from the same family, but they live across from each other.
Since the two dogs accidentally met in the alley a year ago, they have been attracted to each other. The two large wolfdogs are adults and they have adult needs. The owners of the two large wolfdogs are used to walking their dogs. The male dog follows suit.
After the owner comes out, he will immediately rush to the opposite door and leave a mark. What mark? Pee. As for the female dog, if she comes out with the owner, she will sniff around to see if there is any male dog's scent.
One day, the owners of the two dogs opened the door at the same time and took the dogs out for a walk. When the two dogs saw each other, they were indescribably excited. The male dog jumped on the female dog, and the female dog stood there obediently, posing
He looked very submissive. The owner of the female dog stopped and scolded: "Damn, you are bullying my dog." The owner of the female dog swung the chain and hit the male dog. The male dog was in good posture, and the two
The front paws hugged the belly of the female dog, and the owner of the female dog threw it over with a chain and spanked her hard on the butt. The male dog snarled and hid next to it. The owner of the male dog was not happy: "Brother, are there people like you?
, they can do it if they like, why do you beat my dog?"
"Like it? How do you know that my dog likes it? It's your dog that bullies my dog?"
"Hey, brother, didn't you see that your dog didn't resist? This is not bullying. In fact, if you think about it for them, they have normal needs just like people."
"Fuck your mother," the bitch owner yelled.
Although these two people are opposite each other, their relationship has never been very good. This time, the dispute over the dog became even more tense. The two got into a fight. Fortunately, other neighbors pulled away, and later went to the neighborhood committee. The owner of the neighborhood committee had to mediate.
There are three plans. The first one is that the bitch owner should realize the difference between dogs and people and fulfill the love of the dogs. Naturally, the bitch owner does not agree with this plan. Although the dog is a dog and a human being, he will always
I feel like I'm being bullied.
The second plan is that as long as the male dog bullies the female dog once, the male dog owner will give the female dog owner some money. As for how much, we will discuss it later. But the male dog owner does not agree. He thinks that dogs are dogs and people are people. If it is bullied by people,
People can spend money to eliminate disasters, but dogs can't, especially if he thinks that the two dogs are his concubines, no one should interfere, and he will not pay.
The third plan is that one of the two parties sells the dog to the other party, and the male dog and the female dog stay together every day and are considered a family.
Both the female dog owner and the male dog owner disagree on this one.
The owner of the neighborhood committee failed to mediate, so he waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I don't care about the dog. You can figure it out on your own, as long as you don't go out to walk the dog together."
Finally, the owner of the neighborhood committee set a schedule for the male dog owner and the female dog owner. On a single day, from 5 to 6 o'clock in the morning, the dog walking time belongs to the male dog owner, and from 6 to 7 o'clock, the dog walking time belongs to the female dog owner.
Double days are turned upside down.
Every day, the two of them each have an hour to stroll. Although the time is shorter, they can avoid disputes.
But in this way, it is difficult for the two dogs to see each other. Maybe they can be forgotten if they are far apart, but they are close at hand after all. You can smell each other's scent in the air at any time every day, and the feeling of longing for each other is self-evident.
That night, both dogs were lying in the den.
When Yu Xiaohu and others came, they smelled the noise, but no one dared to make a noise because the owner was too strict. Before that, the two dogs often barked at night and were often beaten by the owner. Now, they learned
Be good, no matter what happens outside, they are indifferent.
However, as the poodle barked, they all became alert.
It's a bone, it must be a bone. Just now, they had doubts, but they were not sure for a moment, and they didn't dare to think anything wrong. Now, the poodle's screams are like bones hitting their teeth.
It was too much of a temptation. They finally couldn't stand it anymore, so they jumped off the wall one after another.
The poodle was startled. Although the two wolfdogs were its kind, it was not on the same level as them after all. If the two wolfdogs were torn apart, it would be difficult to escape unscathed, not to mention not getting the bones.
After losing the care of its owner, the poodle became timid and fearful, so it slowly ran towards the alley.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the two wolf dogs did not pounce on the bones, but walked towards each other at a speed of more than 100 kilometers per second. In the blink of an eye, they pounced on each other.
Are they competing for food? This thought only floated for a moment when the poodle was noisy, and then disappeared. Because it saw that the two dogs had already assumed a special posture. Although the poodle had never experienced that posture,
You can also imagine what they will do next.
The poodle doesn't want to watch it for free, because it knows that even if the two dogs are not around now, when it sees it later, it may pay a price. But for this live viewing, it will pay a high price.
The poodle is gone, and there is still one spectator at the scene, and that is the unlucky guy.
The unlucky man thought it was funny at first, but as he watched it, he suddenly thought, damn, I am so unlucky. Even if I watch a free dog show, I still have to suffer. I guess this way of "enjoyment" can be applied for.
Guinness Book of Records.
Not good. The unlucky ghost said in his heart: Why do I keep thinking about those nonsense? Why do they come out? It’s not because the bones on my body give off the smell and attract them. Next, when they finish their live performance, the next show will be
What? It must be a bone taken from the head.
On your head, naturally it is your own head.
Thinking of this, the unlucky guy is so scared: God, please show mercy and get these two bitches away. Otherwise, just get rid of me. In such a hurry, the unlucky guy actually forgot that he is a ghost. As long as
When he wakes up, he can completely escape from the scene with ghostly actions, because only the ropes of the underworld can lock his soul and prevent him from moving, while the ordinary ropes of the human world cannot restrict his freedom.
However, the unlucky ghost had just become a ghost, and for a moment he still felt that he was a human being.
Finally, the male dog and the female dog finished their first show. They both turned to look at the unlucky guy.
The moon is hazy and the wind is light.
Two wolfdogs walked over slowly. Suddenly, they jumped up. After all, wolfdogs are different from poodles. With one leap, they surpassed the unlucky guy's head, put their paws on the unlucky guy's waist, and grabbed it with their mouths.
The male dog grabbed the bones of the unfortunate man's waist, while the female dog grabbed the unfortunate man's belt.
The unlucky man almost fainted from fright.
In the blink of an eye, the two dogs fell down. The unlucky man felt that the waistband of his trousers was loose and the belt was broken.
"Please, don't... don't be serious."
The unlucky man was worried that the female dog would snatch his lifeblood and his eggs in one bite. Fortunately, the female dog was not interested in his lifeblood and eggs. Instead, she came close to the male dog and gnawed the bones with him. Although the two of them were quite harmonious just now.
, at this time the male dog was a little angry, whining, as if to say: "What are you trying to grab from me? Why don't you go get it yourself?"
As expected, the bitch stopped talking and looked back at the unfortunate guy.
The unlucky man was so frightened that he trembled all over: "Hey, dear, dear, don't, don't."
The unlucky man was not afraid of the bitch grabbing the bone, but he was worried that it could not control its direction well and accidentally transform himself from a man into a eunuch.
The bitch finally jumped up.
The unlucky man closed his eyes and felt a gust of wind. The unlucky man only felt a weight on his body, then a lightness, and then he felt nothing at all. Hey, the unlucky man opened his eyes and saw that the bitch actually used his body as a pedal and jumped to the ground.
On the courtyard wall.
The unlucky man breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the bitch would jump off the courtyard wall and go home. Unexpectedly, the bitch lowered her head and bit his trouser leg. The unlucky man was moved. Great, it turned out that the bitch had discovered her conscience and wanted to save herself.
As soon as the rope was broken, the unlucky man fell down like a green onion. However, he was mentally prepared. He pressed down with both hands and rolled his body after landing on the ground. Although his arms were a little painful, it was not serious.
At this time, the female dog also jumped down, pressed her front paws on his legs, and tore at the bones in his body.
The unlucky ghost smiled bitterly, it turned out that it was not trying to save itself, but to make it easier to eat the bones.
When the male dog saw it, he also came over, rode on the unfortunate guy's body, and gnawed the bones in big mouthfuls. Thanks to his speed, the bone just now had almost been gnawed away.
The unlucky ghost was furious and suddenly remembered, I am a ghost, why am I being bullied by two dogs?
Only then did he realize that he was a ghost, but it was not too late.
The unlucky ghost spun around, turned into smoke, and escaped from the alley.
If he had magic power, these two wolf dogs who insulted him would probably die in the alley.