But Fatty and Thin Er appeared in the hall on the second floor. At this time, the hall on the second floor was already filled with a banquet. A big red banner hung in the middle, which read: Celebrating the marriage of Prince Guan Changyun and Miss Liu Qianqian, surrounded by walls
There are flower baskets. There are three people standing in the front. The middle one is in his fifties, with slightly bald hair and fair complexion. It is Guan Yuan, the director of health. There is a man and a woman on the left and right, both in their 24s and 5s. The man has thick eyebrows and big eyes.
, the skin is slightly thick, with a ring of beard, a woman's black hair shawl, willowy eyebrows and almond-shaped eyes, slender legs, almost the same height as a young man.
Guan Yuan clasped his hands and said: "Everyone, thank you for your support. I invite you all here today to witness the wedding ceremony of Quanzi and Qianqian's niece. Please feel free to sit down."
Everyone began to look for tables and chairs.
Fatty and Thin Er found a seat by the window and sat down.
There were ten people at the table. The eight people were talking to each other and chatting happily. The fat boy and the thin boy ignored them. Seeing the table full of dishes, they thought to themselves: Why don’t you eat such delicious food?
There is also Xianxin nagging, what a fool.
The two of them were in a hurry and put the dishes in front of them into their stomachs in the blink of an eye.
The person next to me looked curious and asked: "In which department do you two work? Why do you look so unfamiliar?"
Shou Er said while eating: "Speaking of my department, it will scare you."
Fatty opened the wine, poured a glass for Skinny Er, and poured another for himself, and said, "Our department is responsible for people's afterlife affairs."
"funeral parlor?"
"Roughly the same."
Fatty said: "We can still be considered middle-level cadres there."
Shou Er took a sip of wine and sprayed it out, hitting the person next to him in the face.
"Pangda, I'm convinced YOU, you even have this."
"Why, am I right? I am the section chief and you are the deputy section chief. We have been working together for many years."
The man wiped the wine from his face with a napkin and leaned his chair to one side with a look of contempt on his face.
Slim Er raised his glass and drank deeply.
Another person said: "Boss, Director Liu hasn't spoken yet. Is this going too far?"
"Who is Director Liu?"
When the people around him heard what Shou Er said, they all turned their heads and glanced at him.
Fatty said in a low voice: "I guess he is a big shot, let's wait and see."
Shou Er had no choice but to hold back.
Soon, I saw a woman standing on the table where Guan Yuan was sitting at the same table. This woman was about fifty, but she looked like a woman in her thirties, with a pretty face.
"Listen quickly, Director Liu is about to speak." someone said.
A group of people stood up,
The fat man pulled away the thin man and stood up.
Fatty secretly thought: Who is Director Liu? In terms of rank, she should be similar to Director Guan, but judging from everyone's respectful attitude towards her, this woman is clearly more powerful than Guan Yuan.
"Everyone." The woman cleared her throat: "Today is my daughter's and Changyun's big day. Normally everyone is busy with their own affairs. It's rare to be together today. I hope everyone will not be restrained and eat as much as they should and drink as they should.
"
Thin Er chuckled and said, "Look, the leader has spoken. Eat when you need to, and drink when you need to drink." After saying that, Thin Er went to grab the wine glass, but was slapped by Fatty and quickly retracted his hand.
The woman continued: "My little girl Qianqian has just graduated from school, and Changyun is still a child in everyone's eyes. I hope you will take more care of them in the future. Children, no matter how old they are, they are our children. My old Yang is busy with things.
If you can't come today, I will represent you. I will ask the two children to toast you later, so please take a seat."
Everyone sat down.
Guan Yuan laughed: "The banquet has begun."
As soon as Guan Yuan's voice fell, Pang Da and Shou Er started eating.
It was like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves. Not long after, half of the dishes on the table were gone.
The eight people at the same table looked at each other, dumbfounded.
Fatty whispered: "Slender Er, take it easy, don't burst your stomach." Thin Er said: "Don't worry, I'm sensible."
At this time, Andy Lau's "Today" came from the hotel speakers: After waiting for a long time, I finally waited for today, and after dreaming for a long time, I finally realized my dream...
Shao Er shook his head and couldn't help but hum along: "I have been waiting for a long time and finally waited until today. I have been dreaming for a long time and finally realized my dream..."
Everyone was eating and drinking when suddenly, Section Chief Yan came over and placed a red note and a pen on the table: "Please write down your name, Director Guan will check it with the gift list, and friends who didn't come will be invited again."
Once again.”
The other eight people wrote their names one after another.
Shou Er put his mouth close to Fatty's ear and whispered: "It's broken, so I still have to draw and seal it."
"It's not a signature, it's a name."
"Then what should we do?"
"What should I do? Just follow the example of the gourd."
"High, yes, yes, high."
The list was passed to Fatty. Fatty thought for a moment and wrote the word "Pang Da" on the note. Skinny Er took the note, scratched his head, and had an idea, and wrote "Yin Jiangui".
Section Chief Yan took the note, looked at the two people, then looked at the names on it, and went to the next table while thinking.
After several rounds of drinking, Guan Yuan, Guan Changyun and Liu Qianqian sat next to each other for a toast.
Since there were too many seats, the three of them just made every effort.
In the blink of an eye, the three of them arrived at the fat and thin table.
Guan Yuan glanced at him and saw Fatty and Thin Er. He was startled and thought to himself: These two people looked familiar, could they be Director Liu's friends?
Guan Yuan did not dare to neglect, and toasted to the others, and then said to Fatty and Thin: "I wonder what I call these two distinguished guests?"
"My name is Panda."
"My name is Yin Jiangui."
"Oh, you two look unfamiliar. Which department do you work in?"
Before the two of them spoke, someone next to them said: "Director Guan, these two can't be neglected. They are the leaders of the funeral parlor."
"Oh, it's a funeral home."
Guan Yuan lost interest and asked Guan Changyun to propose a toast.
Guan Changyun called the other uncles, but he had no good temper towards Fatty and Thin Er. He just said: "Please."
Shou Er was angry: "Does your kid have a tutor? Do you usually talk like this when you meet your elders?"
Fatty was worried that Skinny Er would cause trouble, so he quickly said: "Forget it, don't be like a child."
Shou Er glanced at Guan Changyun: "Don't even call me uncle, be careful if your wife can't give birth to a son."
Guan Changyun was furious: "Where did you come from?"
Guan Changyun was a young man who was doted on by his parents. No one would scold him on weekdays, but today he was scolded by a man who looked like a bamboo pole. How could he bear it?
Liu Qianqian said hurriedly: "Changyun, don't be like this, they are also our guests after all."
Director Liu heard the noise and came over and said, "What happened?"
Guan Yuan said: "Director Liu, I'm sorry, my son bumped into two of your guests?"
"My guest?" Director Liu looked up and down at Pang Da and Shou Er, his eyes blank.
Fatty thought: Oh no, what should I do if someone sees through me?
But Shou Er didn't care. He glanced at Director Liu and said, "Pang Da, look, this old woman has taken good care of herself for her years. She is more attractive than a little girl."
The thin man talks openly and has no scruples.
As soon as he said this, all the guests were shocked.
Director Liu looked cold when he saw him again, but then he laughed: "Director Guan, he is not my guest, you can do whatever you want." With that, Director Liu turned around and left.
As he walked past the audience, Director Liu could still keep smiling and nodding to everyone.
Everyone was impressed: she is really a well-educated woman.
When Guan Yun heard this, his face suddenly darkened: "Are you two friends of Quanzi, or do you know Miss Qianqian?"
Guan Changyun snorted: "Bah, I don't have such friends. Dad, I can see that these two are just here to have fun."
Shou Er chuckled: "I'm just here to eat, how about it, how about it?"
Guan Changyun punched him.
Skinny Erchi slipped away and hid behind Liu Qianqian. He put his hands on Liu Qianqian's waist and made a face at Guan Changyun.
Liu Qianqian's face turned red and she shouted: "Get out of the way, don't do this."
Guan Changyun became even more angry and kicked him. Sho Eryi pushed Liu Qianqian, and Guan Changyun's face changed with fright, and he quickly retracted his leg.
Fatty said: "Slimy Er, stop making trouble, it's time to go."
With that said, Fatty stood up.
Someone said: "Director Guan, do you want to call the police?"
Guan Yuan thought for a while and said: "Forget it, this kind of trivial matter is not worth it. If it makes a big fuss, the impact will be bad."
Guan Changyun took advantage of Shou Er to jump to Fat Da, pulled Liu Qianqian behind him, shook his fists, and rushed towards Shou Er.
Shou Er suddenly pointed at his waist: "Hehe, I won't make you a man."
Guan Changyun groaned and collapsed to the ground, unable to stand up again.