From New Year's Day to Spring Festival, the streets and squares of County A are bustling with activity. Many folk artists come from the countryside, change their makeup, perform yangko, perform lion dances, and walk on stilts.
It can be seen that the lives of ordinary people have become better these years. In the winter, when the farm is slack, young and old people work in other places. The old people who stay at home take advantage of this period of time before the year to bring their grandchildren who are on winter vacation to the city.
There is no appearance fee for ordinary people's performances, it's just a fun show.
Although there are more and more entertainment programs on TV now, and the formats are also various, whenever a star's face is exposed on any stage, it attracts a group of fans, shouting like crazy.
The common people don't have many fans, but the show is very realistic. The red flowers and green leaves can be touched with a hand, and even passers-by can show it off.
Naturally, such a program can also attract a lot of viewers.
On the west side of the square, a lot of people gathered around. Starting from dusk, the glazed lights illuminated the square like a wedding bride, making it dazzling.
There was a platform set up in the crowd, almost one meter high, with a box on it. An old man in his fifties, wrapped in a military coat, stood in front of the box.
"Everyone, please look carefully. Is this box empty?"
With that said, the old man opened the lid of the box.
Someone said: "It's empty."
"If the answer is correct, ten points will be added. Next, I am going to change into a human being. Before I change into a human being, I want to make a statement. My wife is busy cooking at home. It is getting dark. There are still seven or eight miles to go. I have to hurry.
When I was about to go back, the person said, don't worry, leave after the transformation is completed. Once the transformation is completed, I will be finished."
"Hey, change quickly."
"Don't worry, everyone, I can change, but I can't become a beauty like on TV."
Many people are shouting: "What's so interesting about an unchanging beauty?"
The old man said: "If I transform into a beautiful woman every day, my wife will definitely be anxious about me. Let's do this. I'll transform my wife first, and everyone can talk to her."
As he spoke, the old man covered the box with a cloth and pushed it around a few times.
At this time, Chang Yue, Pang Da and Shou Er appeared in the audience.
Fatty's injury had healed, and he and Skinny Er went out for a walk. Zhu Jiujie went to the hospital, and Chang Yue had to act as their guide.
At a glance, Shou Er saw a little girl in the crowd eating candied haws.
The little girl was Tiantian, and Xiao Fei was holding her in her arms to watch the magic show.
Shou Er licked his lips and quietly moved closer.
Tiantian lay on her mother's shoulder, took one bite, and looked towards the stage.
Shou Er opened his mouth and bit down one too.
It was so delicious. Sho Er didn’t wait for the first one to swallow, and took another bite.
How many candied haws can be in a bunch of candied haws?
After Tiantian finished eating one, she wanted to eat again, but all her bites were empty.
"Mom, the candied haws on a stick are gone."
Xiao Fei turned around and said, "Why are you eating so fast?"
"Mom, I just ate one."
Xiao Fei looked around and saw that the thin man's cheeks were twitching and he was eating deliciously.
"Hey, why are you stealing the child's food?"
Seeing that someone had noticed it, Shou Er quickly said: "Little beauty, don't cry, uncle will make a face for you."
As he said this, Sho Er put his hands on his head and made a grimace.
Shou Er originally wanted to make Tiantian laugh, but unexpectedly, Tiantian was frightened to tears by him.
Tiantian is a timid child.
Chang Yue heard the commotion and came over: "Shou Er, what trouble have you caused again?"
Shou Er was afraid that Chang Yue would laugh at him for stealing the children's candied haws, so he immediately got into the crowd.
Thin Er found an exit under the stage, so he got in, and saw a little girl sitting below. He thought it was Tiantian, so he turned around to leave, but then turned back because he realized that the girl was much older than Tiantian.
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The light under the stage was a little dark, but Shou Er could still see the girl's outline. She looked about fifteen or sixteen years old. She was wearing the uniform of No. 1 Middle School and looked very delicate.
"You...who are you?" When the girl saw someone walking under the stage, she was so frightened that she shrank back.
"Little sister, don't be afraid, I am a good person."
"What are you here for?"
"What about you, what are you doing here? Are you playing hide-and-seek with someone? Can you please add me as the skinny one?"
"No, I'm waiting for orders from you."
"It's so boring. I thought it was hide and seek."
Just as he was talking, he heard thunderous palms from above, followed by boos.
"What's going on? It's so busy outside. Little sister, you don't want to go out and have a look."
"It's my grandma who's out."
"Your grandma? Where are you from?"
The little girl pointed upward.
Only then did Shou Er realize that there was a flap on the table. Shou Er quietly pushed open a gap and saw an additional woman on the stage, about the same age as the old man. He heard the audience below say: "Hey, why have you changed?
The old one comes out."
The old man said: "This is my wife. If you like to see beautiful women transformed, just tell my wife."
Someone in the audience said: "Sister, please let Big Brother change, okay?"
The woman pretended to be angry and said, "I want to change anything. I think about becoming a beautiful woman every day. I'm not serious."
The audience burst into laughter.
The woman continued: "But since everyone is so enthusiastic, let's change. But don't turn into an old woman again."
Suddenly the light dimmed, and something seemed to be covered on the stage. Only the old man's voice was heard: "Okay, we will satisfy everyone this time. If we change, we will change. If we want to change, we will become a little beauty. If we get old, we will change."
One tooth means that this old man is incompetent."
As soon as Shao Er heard this, he wanted to crawl out: "I'm going to become a beauty. I have to go out and see."
At this moment, the flap suddenly opened, and the old man's voice whispered: "My dear granddaughter, come up quickly."
The little girl wanted to crawl out.
When Shou Er saw it, he was happy, so he grabbed the girl and jumped up.
As soon as Shou Er got up, he got into the box. Then, the flap under his feet was restored, and he felt that the box was spinning around in place a few times. Then the old man's voice came: "Everyone, watch, the imperial concubine comes out of the bath, and the beauty comes out of the box..."
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A bright light came in and the lid of the box opened.
Shou Er suddenly jumped on the stage, danced and shouted: "It's fun, it's so fun."
The audience burst into laughter.
Someone said: "Hey, big brother, please change this girl back quickly. She is not a beauty. She is not as good as your old lady."
The old couple on the stage were stunned and couldn't figure out why a strange man came out of the box.
Fat Er and Chang Yue in the audience laughed secretly, knowing that Thin Er was in trouble again.
Tiantian pointed at Shou Er and said to Xiao Fei: "Mom, look, it's the person who secretly eats the candied haws."
The thin boy twisted his butt and said to the audience: "Hey, open your eyes and see, am I not a beauty?"
Someone in the audience vomited: "Wow, wow, I really can't stand it. Big brother, can you have some taste?"
The old man suddenly remembered something, quickly opened the flap, pulled the little girl out, and breathed a sigh of relief: "My dear granddaughter, you are okay. Grandpa is worried to death."
Someone saw something and said with a smile: "It turns out that the agency is down there. Haha, I've been betrayed and exposed. What kind of magic? Big brother, it's getting late. Let's close the stall and go home."
The crowd began to disperse.
But Shou Er was anxious: "Hey, hey, everyone, please don't leave, I haven't had enough fun yet." After saying that, Shou Er jumped down and grabbed a young man: "Hey, brother, look carefully, I
How is a skinny girl not like a beauty?"
The man looked at his face, shook his head, glanced at his chest, and moved his hands in the air.
"What do you mean?"
"Brother, you have to carry two steamed buns to pretend to be a girl. One is missing on the right side."
These days, how can a woman do without breasts?
A few years ago, when women in China talked about Korean actresses, they were all envious. Later, rumors came out that most Korean actresses were artificial.
As a result, the domestic beauties began to criticize her verbally and take turns to attack her. However, this was done openly, but secretly, there were many imitators.
In those years, if I secretly went to Korea for beauty treatments, I would probably have to be picked up by a special plane every day.
To say that the Chinese are the richest in the world is definitely an exaggeration at present, but to say that the Chinese are smart is very reliable.
Chinese people are smart, especially those who are engaged in business.
For example, bosses in the beauty industry are very good at seizing business opportunities, so health clubs, women's pedicures, and beauty salons have sprung up everywhere.
Men want power, women want money.
What does a woman want money for? Not just for her face.
Of course, as a woman, in addition to having a celebrity face, you must also have a sexy figure and breasts. So, the advertisement for creating a C cup came. Soon the owner of the beauty salon discovered that the C cup was far from being in line with international standards.
, or to meet the needs of beautiful women, grow one size and get a D cup. If you are born with a D cup, fine, let’s make you an E cup legend, as long as you are not afraid of the burden.
Is there anyone who goes from C cup to E cup?
Not to mention C cup, even if you are A cup, you can still cross the border.