An Ye was chewing gum in his mouth and walking on the way to school, followed by Tian Ling'er who was eating a lollipop and looking happy. An Ye was still thinking about what the smell of flies tasted like and whether it was the same as his mouth.
The chewing gum is as stiff as chewing gum. It has no taste and makes you feel nauseous while chewing it.
The chewing gum in my mouth became even more unpalatable when I was thinking about flies sleeping in the dark night.
"Poof" An Ye spit out the chewing gum in his mouth, and then wiped his lips twice with his hand. The man was like this. If it was a woman, she might even take out a tissue to wipe her mouth.
What's wrong with women? Isn't it just that they are shorter, have longer hair, have tender skin, have a thinner voice, have less strength, are more coquettish, are more thoughtful, have less knowledge, have breasts that are more bulging, and have less humility?
What else can there be more than us boys? Just more people and more people to like. If girls didn't bleed once a month, even that bitch would be willing to be a woman.
"Monarch, don't litter randomly!" Tian Ling'er said, taking out a tissue, picking up the chewing gum that was spit out in the dark night, and throwing it into the trash can not far away.
An Ye looked at Tian Ling'er and curled her lips. He was not the only one littering?
"My name is Gong Anye. The Lord is just a name I gave randomly. You can call me An Ye. If you don't like it, you can call me Lao Gong. I don't mind." An Ye looked at Tian Ling'er and said. After all, she is also the first one.
Is it okay for a girl who cooks for herself to tell her her name?
"Oh, really? I also think that a person called a monarch is really 'special'. It's too special for you to appear in the dark night. From now on, I will call you 'husband', okay, hubby?" Tian Ling'er's face turned red with embarrassment.
He said, but still looked at the dark night persistently.
Hearing Tian Ling'er call her husband, An Ye couldn't help but feel a little shake in her heart. Although his surname was Gong, Tian Ling'er was the first girl who was willing to call him husband. Even some girls knew his surname before.
Gong, you can only say your surname is Gong? This surname is really rare. And he answered that it is indeed very small, only more than 300 people.
"It's up to you!" An Ye said and walked away quickly. He was really a little afraid of the way Tian Ling'er looked at him, but now he felt that it was wrong to let Tian Ling'er call him Lao Gong?
"Murong Han'er, wait a moment." Not long after An Ye walked into the campus, he saw Murong Han'er and Shangguan Keke walking in front of him. An Ye felt that if he wanted to live a quiet life in the future, he would have a good time with Murong Han'er.
They had to talk to each other, and had to deal with her messy ways of teasing people every day, and An Ye felt very bored. If he had been careless that day, he would have eaten the breakfast with flies made by Tian Ling'er just like this morning.
"What's going on? Ling'er, why are you following this annoying person? Did he do something to you? I knew you were not a good person. Coco called the police and arrested him...
"Murong Han'er looked at An Ye and Tian Ling'er approaching and shouted.
"What are you talking about? You have to care about who I come with?" An Ye glanced at Murong Han'er with contempt. As expected, this girl hasn't grown up yet and doesn't have a boyfriend yet. She doesn't even have the popular cohabitation of men and women.
Know.
"Han'er, my husband didn't do anything to me. We live together now, so we come to school together in the morning." Tian Ling'er explained.
"Wow···"
Murong Han'er and Shangguan Keke were both surprised. They didn't expect that Tian Ling'er, who was as beautiful as them, would live with a boy, and he was a boy they just met yesterday. When did Tian Ling'er become so open-minded?
"It's not what you think. My husband didn't find a house yesterday. It just happened that I had a living room somewhere, so I lived in the back room and my husband lived in the living room. It's not what you think."
It's okay that Tian Ling'er didn't explain. After explaining, the expressions on Murong Han'er and Shangguan Keke's faces became even more wonderful. My husband even called us and said to us that it's not what you thought. What kind of thing is that?
An Ye thought about whether he should explain to them the origin of the word "Lao Gong", but then he thought about the relationship between him and them as a protector and the protected, and there was no need to explain to them, so he acquiesced to Tian Ling'er's statement.
, Lao Gong! You can call me that if you want.
"I'm leaving first! Husband, I'll go find you after school in the afternoon." Tian Ling'er looked at Murong Han'er and Shangguan Keke who were surprised, and ran away with blushing faces. No one noticed that Tian turned around.
Ling'er had a happy smile on her face.
An Ye nodded, and then looked at the two people with surprised faces and felt helpless. He knew that it was not appropriate for Tian Ling'er to call him Lao Gong, and now it was just as he expected, Murong Han'er and Shangguan Keke heard the expressions on their faces.
The expression is very wonderful, Lao Gong? How imaginative are these two words? No wonder the two of them looked surprised.
"Hi"
An Ye waved his hands in front of them to bring them back to their senses. There were a lot of students going to school now, and Murong Haner and Shangguan Keke were very beautiful. Every time a boy passed by, the boys would take a look at them. An Ye didn't particularly like them.
With this feeling, he saw the shadow of a guinea pig in other people's eyes.
"What are you doing?" Murong Haner raised his hand to push away An Ye's hand.
"I have a few words to say to you. Listen carefully. I'm here to protect you. I don't care what you do or say. You have your life and I have mine. From now on, you can do whatever you want. You
You can go to KTV with your friends and I don’t care, but I hope you can tell me when you want to go there. I will go too, but I won’t care how you play, I just watch from the side, even if you drink
I don't care if you are drunk or carried to bed by others. In short, you just need to remember that as long as your life is not in danger, I will not take action, so you don't have to think about how to get rid of me. I am your freedom
There's more space, isn't it? This is my phone number, call me if you have anything to do, but don't call me if you have nothing to do, I don't have money to pay the phone bill."
"Really? You don't care what I do?" Murong Haner asked in surprise.
"Really." An Ye glared at her and walked forward. He felt that talking to Murong Han'er made his IQ lower.
"You could have told me earlier! If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have tried to punish you yesterday!" Murong Haner said while holding Shangguan Keke's hand.
An Ye glanced at Murong Han'er and ignored her. I wanted to tell you, but you didn't ask me, right?
"Okay students, the college entrance examination is about to take place in ten days. Now let's preview the text together."
An Ye looked at the English teacher on the podium, and listened to the teacher speaking English that he did not understand. His eyes became more and more confused, and finally he crawled on the table to sleep. His English teacher said this when he was in junior high school.
If you don't want to study, then just climb on the table and pretend to be dead, and don't disturb other people's study.'
"That classmate, that classmate." The teacher shouted, and finally it was the classmate next to him who pushed him a few times to wake An Ye up.
An Ye stood up and looked at the English teacher on the podium. I wonder why she called him? It seems that I don't know you and I didn't disturb your class.
"Now you answer this question." English teacher Zhang Xue asked, tapping the blackboard with her teaching stick.
An Ye looked at the English letters on the blackboard. He knew them separately, but when they were together, he didn't know how to pronounce them, and he didn't even know the meaning of Chinese. People said it was important to learn a foreign language. But he was even more patriotic.
"Teacher, I am a patriot." An Ye said loudly.
"Well, I know you are a patriot, but does answering my question have anything to do with you being a patriot?" the teacher asked doubtfully, and the 56 students in the class also looked at him in confusion.
"Of course it does matter, because apart from Chinese, I don't know any other foreign languages. Except for children who can't speak, I don't think I can find anyone in China who is more patriotic than me, right?"
"You mean you can't do it anymore?" Zhang Xue reflected and asked.
"Yes." An Ye touched her nose, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Then please, you patriot, stand outside the door." Zhang Xue also smiled sheepishly.
"I'm so patriotic..." An Ye said as he walked.
"I know you are patriotic, but in today's society, people who don't speak a foreign language are looked down upon. Look at you as a tree in the wind, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone, and flowers blooming. Who knew that you had lacked calcium since you were a child, and you grew up...
Big lack of love, tied with a hemp rope around the waist, pot lid on the head, grandma doesn’t hurt, uncle doesn’t love. The left cheek needs to be slapped, the right cheek needs to be kicked. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig sees the pig steps on it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I don’t need a slap!
Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow deserve a beating. You look very creative and live with courage! Ugliness is not your original intention, it is God’s temper. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB when you are half dead. Without you,
How can the existence of human beings bring out the beauty of the world?"
After Zhang Xue finished speaking in one breath, she couldn't help but take a few deep breaths. She saw this in a novel. She liked it so much that she memorized it. She didn't expect to use it now. It's really a blessing for her to spend the time.
It took me an hour to memorize it.
"Isn't this curse word so familiar?" An Ye tilted his head and thought for a while, but couldn't remember where he had seen it before.
"I heard and saw this in novels and songs. Now I feel that it is so suitable to describe you, so I couldn't help but say it." Zhang Xue smiled proudly, conquered by his own wisdom.
"No matter how you change, your clothes are beautiful, your language is beautiful, but it can't change your blood-akimbo appearance. You are uglier than a ghost without a partner, and you are paralyzed by a dozen ghosts. You need to be raised by others.
You don't need anyone to control you. The door of your house is always open. When I saw your airport-like breasts, I knelt down. You are so big and your breasts are still so small. It's embarrassing for you to come out and fool around.
?" An Ye shook his head and walked out with a sigh.
Zhang Xue looked at the dark night walking out and saw that all the classmates were looking at her breasts. Zhang Xue felt inexplicably aggrieved. Aren't I just a few years older than you? My breasts are just a little smaller!
Didn’t I just ask you to stand outside? Didn’t I just speak faster and say the sentences I memorized a few days ago! Even so, you can’t do this to me?
Am I ugly? Then why do so many male teachers send flowers to me? It’s not my fault that my breasts are small! It’s just that they haven’t lived up to expectations and have grown like this for more than 20 years, okay?
Zhang Xue thought about being told that her breasts were small in front of her students, and felt extremely aggrieved. When she thought about how it was her own students who were talking about her, she felt even more aggrieved, and finally stood on the podium and burst into tears.
The whole class looked at the crying teacher and was extremely speechless. This was the first time they had seen a teacher cry in front of the students. Some were happy, some were helpless, some were envious and jealous, and some wanted to kill An Ye.
