As the Lord of the Heaven, it is natural for me to entertain the two Heavenly Lords. Furthermore, the Tower of the Heaven is also where my dormitory is, so I have done my duty as a landlord by explaining it in person. So what if I am hungry and thirsty?
"Furthermore, the night view of my Tianwai Building is unique and very beautiful. It's hard for the two Heavenly Lords to come here, how can they not watch the moonlight in my building?"
Yingye showed incomparable politeness and professionalism, determined to be the "tour guide" of Tianwaitian this time!
Of course, at this moment, I was saying proudly in my heart: Haha, I am not thirsty at all. The spiritual energy around me is so abundant. If I am thirsty, I can turn the spiritual energy into water with just a little bit of luck and cultivation! Unlike you two immortals,
I've set up a big formation and can't use my spiritual energy. Today, I'm going to kill you of thirst!
After hearing what Ying Ye said, both of their faces turned red, like an active volcano that could erupt at any time, but also like a thousand-mile embankment that could collapse at any time!
At this moment, although both of them have the cultivation of Saint Lord, after all, they are both immortals who have lived for tens of thousands of years. They are completely at the level of "elderly people". In addition, they usually respond to everything on their own territory and have not suffered in a hundred years.
What kind of suffering, how can you withstand such physical and mental torture now?
"Haha, if that's the case, then Ying Tianzun, please do it. Let's enjoy the beautiful moonlight of the outer building tonight!" Ming Ye knew that Ying Ye was already having sex with me at this moment, so he had to change for a while.
You have come up with countermeasures, why don’t you just follow your lead? Rewards are rewards, who is afraid of whom?
Yingye glanced at Mingye and thought to himself: Humph! Forget it, I don’t have anything important to ask of you two today. I will definitely accompany you to appreciate the lifelike moonlight in the sky outside the building!
Immediately, he said: "By the way, I have been waiting to see the mountain scenery for a long time, and it is already getting late. Why don't you two Heavenly Lords follow me to the pavilion on the top of the mountain, and sip my holy wine from Tianwaitian?
How about this starry sky and moonlit night?"
"Ah? Wine? In that case, why don't Ying Tianzun lead the way quickly? If you wait a while, the day will be bright, but you won't be able to enjoy the moonlight! Haha..."
On the side, Qianye, who was on the verge of collapse, suddenly heard the words "sacred wine", and instantly became energetic and burst into laughter. His demeanor suddenly disappeared! His eyes kept letting out thirsty words.
The light is like an old man who has not married a wife for decades entering a brothel, and it is free...
"Since Ying Tianzun is interested, we have to be respectful rather than obey your orders. Ying Tianzun, please..." Ming Ye smiled faintly, caressed his sleeves, and gave a side-handed greeting, which seemed polite. He spoke to Qianye on the side.
A sharp contrast!
Ying Ye also held his hand, and Teng Yun under his feet instantly changed direction and headed towards the top of the mountain.
As soon as they reached the mountain, Ying Ye suddenly lost his temper: "You two, please look at the top of the mountain in the distance, which is the top of the Tianwai Tower! Here you can see the Hongmeng of Xuantian above, and the blue sky below. Here you can watch the glazed moon.
It can be said that it is a perfect place that has never been seen before or since!"
The two people behind him nodded in agreement...
"Look, look, the full moon is still rising. There are really few stars in the moon. The black magpies are flying south. The moon is thousands of miles away. The stars are faint. The clouds are misty. The moon is clear and the wind is clear. The crescent moon is rising. The moon is rising in the east mountain. The moonlight is charming.
The moonlight is bright..."
Ying Ye began to explain again, and it was like the water of the Yellow River flowing endlessly, which made people admire him. Why is Ying Tianzun so good at writing? How can he say so many idioms~ I can't say them anyway.
..
Mingye's head was full of black lines, and he knew what a gap was, and this was a gap! In a daze, he only nodded and applauded, while Qianye turned a deaf ear to these explanations, only thinking about the holy wine, and his face
The look on her face still showed a lustful look.
After a long while, the three of them finally slowly floated to the top of the mountain behind Tianwai Tower. At the same time, Yingye had just finished speaking a string of idioms about the moonlight and starry sky. If he counted carefully, there would be enough
More than a hundred!
In the end, Ying Ye actually said shamelessly: "My literary level is very average, but I can't think of any good words to describe such a beautiful moonlight. I'm really ashamed. If the explanation is not good enough,
, please also invite the two Tianzun Haihan..."
The two of them heard that they felt like they were struck by thunder from the Nine Heavens again, and were turned to stone on the spot...
In the end, Ying Ye didn't embarrass Ming Ye and Qianye anymore. After all, these two people were of great use to his plan, and they were also Heavenly Lords of the First Realm. They always had to save some face. Just play it off, and some things had to be done.
Enough is enough. Yingye naturally understands this truth, and then leads Er Tianzun to fly towards the leisure court on the top of the mountain.
At this moment, four hours have passed since the four of them started touring Tianwai Tower. Four hours, what could have been done in half an hour has been done for four hours, eight times!
Mingye and Qianye were frightened when they recalled these four hours that were almost driving them crazy. Their faces turned pale. They really didn't know what kind of perseverance they had to get through these four hours. Thinking of them, they suddenly felt
I am so great that I have spent these four hours unscathed, and I am all complacent...
Later, because the two Tianzun-level figures spent a full four hours visiting the Holy Land of the Outer Heaven, the saying "an eight-hour tour of the Wonderland" became the standard time for traveling in the entire Xuantian world.
There is still a small and exquisite stone table in the pavilion, but now under the moonlight, it looks extremely peaceful and beautiful. There is a mysterious jade wine bottle on the table, which is faintly illuminated under the dim moonlight.
It emits a weak blue light. Because the entire wine bottle is made of black jade, it is crystal clear. The moonlight penetrates it, and you can roughly see that most of the bottle of fine wine is lying safely inside, waiting for the owner to enjoy it.
There are three glass wine glasses surrounding the wine bottle. If you look closely, you will see streaks of light like shooting stars passing through them, instantly raising your desire to drink to the highest point!
There are two small baskets woven from purple bamboo on the stone table. Some fruits and vegetables are randomly placed in them. There is nothing special about them. But after taking a closer look, they find that there is actually a human-shaped thing that looks like a ginseng fruit.
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"I'll wipe it!! One Xuantian Hongmeng fruit, one, two, three, four,... nine, ten, I'll wipe it!! Ten ripe and top-quality Xuantian Hongmeng fruit, you bastard
You actually ate the Xuantian Hongmeng Fruit as a fruit, you, you, you...!" Qianye opened his eyes wide and was so shocked by the two baskets of ginseng fruit-like things in front of him that his eyeballs almost popped out.
"Why should Qian Tianzun make such a fuss? It's just a few fruits. If Qian Tianzun likes it, he can eat a few more. Haha, if you don't eat enough, you can take a few back to the Nirvana Heaven to taste slowly, haha." Ying Ye sneered.
He said, but he said with disdain in his heart: He is really a country bumpkin. He was so shocked when he saw a few Xuantian Hongmeng Fruits. As for that? Oh, to be honest, ten of them are still a bit distressing.
"Haha, Ye Tianzun is too polite, haha, haha..." Qianye felt his face turn red and was speechless.
The Xuantian Hongmeng Fruit is one of the most magical spiritual fruits in the Xuantian world. It looks like a ginseng fruit. It can only grow in the Hongmeng Purple Qi. It survives by absorbing the Hongmeng Purple Qi. The energy contained in it is enough to turn a person
A Xuanshi who has just started to practice Xuanxian can suddenly rise to the realm of Xuanxian. Of course, the premise is that he can survive in the face of such energy.
Even if a Saint takes one, it can directly improve him by at least one level, reaching the middle stage of Saint! Of course, if these ten Xuantian Hongmeng Fruits are all eaten by an expert with the peak cultivation level of Saint Emperor, he should be able to successfully advance to Saint King by visual inspection.
No problem!
If we insist on calculating it in years, the energy contained in a Xuantian Hongmeng Fruit is enough for a Xuantian to practice for a thousand years, a thousand years of pure skills, and pure spiritual energy of heaven and earth! How can you not be moved by it!
The Saint Lord of Hensheng Mingye, who had always been quiet and quiet, was immediately stunned by the appearance of these ten top-quality Xuantian Hongmeng fruits. He stared straight at the two baskets full of Xuantian Hongmeng fruits on the table and swallowed.
He took a big sip of saliva.
"Haha, you two Heavenly Lords, please take a seat. It's a beautiful time, with flowers in front of flowers and moonlight under the moon. This good time will pass quickly. You must know that this moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold!" Ying Ye burst out with a sinister laugh, just like a Japanese devil.
When I saw the flower girl, although I couldn't see Ying Ye's true appearance due to the black fog, I could still feel the wretched look on Ying Ye's face at this moment from the laughter.
After hearing the words "One moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold", the two saints Ming and Qian suddenly had a dark look on their faces. They instantly woke up from the immersion in Xuantian Hongmeng Guo, with a slight look of anger on their faces.
People no longer care about the face of God, and cursed in unison: "I love your grandma! I love your ancestors, and I love your uncle!"
"Haha, you two Heavenly Lords, please be patient. We just made a joke. We invite the two Heavenly Lords to come and enjoy this delicious wine and food." Ying Ye laughed and joked, using the method of making the two of them break the Heavenly Lord's face after laughing.
, the success rate for talking about things later will almost be much higher!
If you are talking with a serious person or someone who is like a buddy, which one do you think is easier?
For Ying Ye, this plan has been more than half successful. He originally wanted to win the hearts of the two Heavenly Lords, but they didn't know how to show off at first, and they actually showed off in front of our Ying Ye. There is no way, Ying Ye
Ye also had no choice but to tease them a little bit, and then the legendary "eight hours of visiting wonderland" happened.
After that, he used fine wine and Xuantian Hongmeng Fruit to break the dignity of the two of them, and continued to close the distance between them infinitely. Finally, he served them salivating fine wine and delicacies to win their trust. Then, the real beginning
.
Ying Ye looked at the bright moon in the sky, like a vampire, full of danger. Ming Qiantianzun did not notice Ying Ye, but hurriedly took his seat, ready to enjoy fine wine and delicious food, Ying Ye also recovered instantly
Enthusiastically, he followed the two Heavenly Lords into the Xianting Pavilion...