"Are you really willing to leave this city with me?" Xiaoye said in a daze.
"Then you have to tell me first, how did you learn those special powers of yours?" Xuanxuan poked her eyes playfully.
"Huh? What special function?"
"I still want to deny it! I can see it clearly. There is fog, ice, and fire. Humph, I won't be nice to you if I don't tell you."
Xiaoye smiled bitterly and said: "Please...my wife...that's not a special function at all! It's a kind of kung fu I learned..." When he said this, he suddenly felt
As soon as he moved, he asked: "You also want to learn?"
"I'm just curious, I don't want to learn it! What's the point of learning kung fu when you're here to protect me? It's tiring and difficult to learn, and it's not fun at all."
Xiaoye was suddenly speechless.
After another moment of silence, Xiaoye suddenly heard two strange sounds of "Gu Gu!". Just as he was curious, he heard two more "Gu Gu!", which seemed to be the sound of rolling gas.
"Huh? What's the sound?" He couldn't help but ask.
"..." Xuanxuan seemed unable to hold it back and said angrily: "My stomach... I'm hungry!"
Xiaoye wanted to laugh, but was embarrassed: "Are you hungry?"
"Hmph! Otherwise, what do you think the sound is? After struggling for so long, even an iron man would have his chest pressed against his back."
"Husband, why don't we go to the Grand Hyatt Hotel to have something to eat first!" Xuanxuan thought for a while and then said.
"What a luxury!" Xiaoye sighed: "I went to a five-star hotel to eat in order to fill my stomach. Damn, a meal costs at least seven to eight hundred yuan!"
How can there be real snacks in a hotel? Those places only buy services, which is so corrupt!
It seems that the taste of rich people is really hard to say!
Xiaoye suddenly felt something in her heart: "Why do I feel like you are teasing me on purpose, teasing me, talking..."
Xuanxuan looked a little strange, thought for a moment, and said with a smile: "That's because you were injured and bleeding too much. I was afraid that you would not wake up after falling asleep."
"Nonsense." Xiaoye snorted and said, "I didn't suffer any fatal injuries."
Xuanxuan opened her mouth...
God! He actually saw her blushing! This cute little woman actually seemed to be blushing!
Then Xiaoye seemed to hear her whisper something, but because the voice was too low, she didn't hear it clearly.
At this time, a hint of shyness flashed across Xuanxuan's face. Although this shyness quickly disappeared and her face returned to coldness in an instant, her eyes became much softer involuntarily.
She was originally a very beautiful girl, but now her eyes softened, and she was so touching!
Xiaoye almost couldn't help but said subconsciously: "What a pity, what a pity!"
"What?"
"Honey, you are so beautiful the way you are watching me now. If I were not injured, I would have you executed on the spot."
A trace of shame and anger flashed across Xuanxuan's face, then her face darkened, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Shut up! A big pervert knows how to bully others!"
After a pause, just when Xiaoye was feeling bored, she suddenly heard her say in a lower voice: "You, what did you just say? Am I... very cute?"
"Alas!" Xiaoye sighed: "Whoever says you are not cute...unless he is blind."
A trace of blush flashed across Xuanxuan's face, and her eyes seemed to soften a bit, but then her face turned cold and she said angrily: "You know how to bully me, so you can't use your hands or feet, and you still use words to fool me, huh!"
After saying that, she pushed hard, and Xiaoye screamed in pain and was pushed to the ground. The pain in her arm was affected, and she couldn't help but groan a few times.
But this time Xuanxuan ignored him and didn't even look at him, leaving Xiaoye lying on the ground.
Xiaoye struggled for a while, supported himself with one hand and climbed up, leaned back on the hillside, took a few breaths, and said with a wry smile: "These days, if you praise a girl for being cute, you will get scolded! Do some people just like to be called ugly?
"
Xuanxuan was unmoved and snorted: "That's enough."
The two of them fell into silence again. He just felt that his wife was a little weird today, and her temper was even more unpredictable.
After a while, he suddenly heard her calling him in a low voice: "Husband!"
Xiaoye didn't say anything, and she shouted again in a low voice.
"kindness?"
She seemed to have a very relaxed tone: "Say something."
Xiaoye felt a little unhappy: "What did you say?"
Damn, this woman can change her face faster than she can turn the pages of a book!
Just now I told him to shut up, and now I'm asking him to speak!
"Tell me how you learned kung fu? Or you can tell me something else." Xuanxuan sighed. Although her tone was calm, it already sounded a bit more like a request.
"What's there to say about learning kung fu?" Xiaoye sighed: "In this day and age, no matter how good your kung fu is, it can't be as useful as a gun."
But when he said this, he suddenly laughed, first softly, then he couldn't help but laugh a little louder, and then he laughed and groaned because the wound hurt.
"why are you laughing?"
"I......"
Xiaoye took a deep breath: "Speaking of martial arts training, I suddenly remembered a joke. Just the two of us jumping down from the top, if it were placed in a story, hehe...
If when we fall, we find a martial arts manual underneath, then our story can be made into a martial arts movie.
If when we fall, we meet a Taoist immortal below, then we can make a script about cultivation.
If we accidentally travel through time and space and return to ancient times or to a different time and space in the magical world when we fall, it can be made into a time-travel script.
If there happened to be an alien ruin below when we fell, it would become a science fiction script.
If when we fall, there is a mess of rocks below..."
Xuanxuan really took the bait, "What will happen then?"
Xiaoye sighed and deliberately suppressed a smile: "Then we will die."
Xuanxuan was stunned for a moment, then frowned, what a cold joke.
After a pause, she glanced at Xiaoye, with a faint smile in her tone: "Husband, can you say something else? This joke is not funny at all."
Xiaoye nodded and seemed to think about it for a while, but in a very serious tone, he whispered: "Okay, let me say another one, um, one that is more funny."
Say one more thing?
To be honest, telling jokes is not his specialty, and he is not very good at coaxing girls with jokes. He is not the sweet-talking type of man.
But when I saw the yearning on Xuanxuan's face, my heart softened, and I naturally had no reason to refuse.
After thinking for a while, he finally remembered a joke about a young lady...
After coughing, Xiaoye laughed softly: "The story goes like this. Once, the police caught a young lady... Well, the 'young lady' I said was the so-called bought one, do you understand? Domestic
They are all called that...
After the police caught the young lady, she defended herself and said, I was not doing illegal business! I just sold ### worth ten yuan to customers for two hundred yuan...at most
It’s just price gouging!
The police asked her: So what happened if you went to bed with him? The lady replied confidently, I taught him how to use it! It is an after-sales service!!"
He couldn't remember how many jokes he told. He was not originally a good joke teller.
Xiaoye told them one by one. Some of these jokes were more subtle, some were vulgar, and most of them had something to do with "sex."
Xuanxuan just listened quietly and smiled occasionally.
It was just that her smile was not strong, as if she had listened to every joke he made and was amused by him, but she still had a somewhat indifferent look. How should I put it, very restrained and rational.
After talking for a while, Xiaoye felt a little tired and mentally exhausted due to the serious injury.
The two of them got a little closer, and Xuanxuan suddenly sighed and whispered: "Husband, you are such a big pervert. But thank you!"
"Huh?" Xiaoye didn't understand what she meant.
Xuanxuan smiled calmly on her face: "You don't understand. No one has ever told me these jokes to make me happy."
"Why?" Xiaoye was puzzled.
For a girl as beautiful as her, there should have been many men vying to pursue her, flatter her and make her happy, right?"
Xuanxuan shook her head: "You don't understand, I don't have a single friend here, let alone anyone who can make me happy."
She suddenly burst into laughter: "As for these dirty jokes, I have seen them before, but no one has ever dared to tell them and perform them vividly in front of me."
Xiaoye was shocked and suddenly realized a fact!
Since they have been in contact for such a long time, Xuanxuan has not heard anything about her friends, but Xiaoye just tells some embarrassing things about the monk, Daye and others.
It turned out that she was so pitiful that she didn't even have a friend. Xiaoye's eyes instantly became gentler, and she secretly swore in her heart: In this life, Xuanxuan will not be harmed in any way!
Finally, his energy gradually became exhausted. At first, his eyelids were fighting, but he could barely hold on. Later, he felt that his eyelids were as heavy as a thousand pounds, and they slowly closed. After a while, I fell into a deep sleep...
Xiaoye felt as if he had had a dream...
In the dream, he and Xuanxuan were close to each other, both of them shivering from the cold. Suddenly he felt the world spinning, and Xuanxuan beside him had disappeared. He wanted to shout but couldn't make a sound. The person in front of him became
The guys who sneak up on them.
Xiaoye had a broken arm and was no match for the opponent. In the end, he looked at the opponent pointing a gun at his temple and grinning ferociously.
The laughter was harsh at first, but then suddenly turned into Xuanxuan's voice. The laughter seemed to be the same as when Xiaoye told her a joke...
Finally, Xiaoye finally woke up.
When I opened my eyes, the first feeling I felt was dizziness.
My head was as heavy as if it were filled with lead, as if everything under my skull had solidified into a ball. My eyes hurt a little, and I couldn't open them because of the light.
When he finally got used to the light, he realized that someone was shining a medical flashlight into his eyeballs.
There was another face in front of him very close to him. This face was wearing a mask and looked like he was dressed as a doctor, but he did have a bald head.
Faintly, Xiaoye seemed to hear a voice saying loudly: "He's awake! Okay, okay, if his eyeballs can still move, that means he's awake."
Then the flashlight moved away, and the hand that opened his eyelids retracted. Xiaoye let out a ###!
His mind was not yet clear, and he seemed to see another person standing in front of him. He looked like Da Ye, but he couldn't see clearly.
"Xiaoye, how are you? Can you speak?"
Xiaoye tried her best to open her lips and spit out two words: "I...thirst..."
Then, he closed his eyes and fell into deep sleep again.