The monk smiled and said: Now I understand, it turns out that none of us in the dormitory are fucking normal. That red light turned out to be Xiaobai, you kid.
I know everyone must be wondering why I can keep up with the pace of "artificial humans" and why I can freeze the female ghost in a short time. In fact, my story is much more ordinary compared to that of the drunkard and Xiaobai, and is not even as big as Brother Daye.
of fame.
I'm just an ordinary little person, with no spectacular things or passionate love. Every day is school and home, two points and one line repeating, but there is an old acquaintance who is forty years older than me.
.hehe!
That guy had no children or even friends. I was only seven or eight years old at the time. We lived in the same community. In fact, I still don’t even know his name.
Maybe it was fate, but this guy whose name I don't know has become my mentor and friend. His nickname is "Old Boy".
At that time, I don’t know why, maybe it was curiosity! I actually learned Tai Chi from the old boy, from Chen style Tai Chi to Yang style Tai Chi and then to Sun style Tai Chi. It took ten years in a blink of an eye, although I was very good at boxing.
There are some similarities, but if you taste them carefully, each type of Tai Chi still gives people a slightly different feeling.
For Tai Chi, the big, medium, and small styles are all about using softness to overcome strength, but the strength of the three styles is still somewhat deviated. I don’t know how the old boy has so many types. However, until one day, he
Ten more tricks were played in front of me, which seemed familiar but had never been seen before.
I secretly sighed in my heart, is this also Tai Chi? I was completely shocked. I saw the old boy spinning his hands quickly, instantly generating a weak wind force. Slowly, the wind gathered together, and a vague Tai Chi Bagua appeared in front of me.
picture.
The old boy leaned forward with his right foot, twisted his waist to the left with his knees, and shouted angrily. The Bagua diagram gradually expanded, and the fallen leaves on the ground were drawn into it. "Wow! Wow!" The leaves seemed to be divided into pieces by five horses, and turned into powder in the breath.
shape.
The Bagua Diagram shrank suddenly, and the withered yellow powder concentrated into a strange ball the size of a basketball. The old boy's hands wandered back and forth on the strange ball, like a boneless green snake, changing all kinds of incomprehensible movements. Suddenly,
He stretched his hands like a strange ball, and with a "pop!" sound, the strange ball fell apart, and the powder hit the surrounding trees with a buzzing sound. The leaves fell from the trees like rain.
After finishing the exercise, the old boy told me, "This is the real Tai Chi, the earliest Tai Chi. It is the predecessor of all Tai Chi, and it is also the ten styles of Tai Chi that Zhang Sanfeng has studied for a lifetime. This set of boxing techniques is undoubtedly Tai Chi."
The essence of boxing. It seems that your understanding is not bad, and you should be able to learn a little bit..."
After hearing this, I, who was young and energetic, suddenly became furious. I couldn’t bear it, damn! You’re kidding me, I’ve also been studying Tai Chi for ten years. Old boy, when you wait for me to learn it, I’ll beat you to the ground.
I swore secretly in my heart.
After a moment, the old boy opened his legs as wide as his shoulders, rubbed his arms forward and raised them. This is the starting position of Tai Chi, there is no big bright spot.
However, when he bent his knees and let go, a thin Tai Chi pattern appeared on his back. Although it was black and white, it was slightly transparent and could not be seen at all unless you looked carefully.
I was in a daze when the old boy yelled like thunder, "Hurry up and learn from me! Don't be lazy."
Damn, it's easy to say. I've done this stance hundreds of millions of times, but no Tai Chi pattern has ever appeared.
I slowly imitated his movements, but it felt so awkward, as if it was a little different from usual. Once, twice, half an hour passed, but a simple movement made me sweat profusely.
.
In this way, year after year, day after day, when I was a sophomore in high school, I only learned the four movements, but I could barely count them as a small success. As for the remaining six movements, I could only count them on paper, without even showing off.
Got it. These ten moves are so fucking amazing!
Everyone has a rebellious period. When I was first in love, I had a crush on a girl. We were classmates, and her partner was in the next class.
Maybe it’s because I started puberty later than others. It wasn’t until my second year of high school that I became a little interested in girls. It was also at that time that I fell in love with her unknowingly until I couldn’t help it.
It's a pity that he already has a partner, but to be honest, even if he doesn't, I don't dare to chase him. The reason is very simple. We have always been good friends. If we confess our love, I'm afraid we won't even be friends. What's more, I still
A junior brother.
Whenever I see her and her boyfriend in pairs, I feel inexplicably sad.
The girl's name is Liu Yan, and everyone calls her "Xiao Huo". She has fair skin and a tall figure. She exudes gentleness and thoughtfulness in her bones. Her big ears are a little awkward, but they are not ugly, haha! At that time, no matter what happened,
No matter what, I will always hum "No Such Life" by Jordan Chan:
She is like a fairy, she is so beautiful
I'm so ordinary that I can't speak
I know in my heart the result of chasing her
Lucky not me
I don't have that kind of fate. There's no reason for her to fall in love with me.
How can heroes and beauties belong to the same country?
It’s just that I have too few lovers and too many opponents. I advise myself not to be stupid.
Don't mention it before
I don't have that kind of fate. It won't be my turn.
Love is always out of stock. Why should I fight?
Until one day, during recess, I overheard that she and a girl had a fight in the bathroom. The reason was also very strange. Her boyfriend was in two different situations. Neither girl wanted to let go, and they had no intention of letting go.
Don't give in.
Watching her quietly weeping in class, my heart was as sharp as a knife. I wanted to grab that beast by the collar, pick up the bricks and give him a good meal.
I wanted to write a note to comfort Xiao Huo.
The pen is at the fingertips and the hand is shaking. What should I write? "Stop crying...don't be sad...be happy!" Aren't words like this nonsense!
It only made people feel neither pain nor itching. Looking at her girlfriends around her who kept making irresponsible remarks, her heart suddenly suddenly turned into a ball, threw it into the trash can, and clenched her fists.
I secretly made up my mind to find a chance to beat that beast.
After enduring it for a long time, almost half a month, the hard work paid off, and the opportunity finally came. After school that day, I saw him wearing headphones and slowly leaving the school with his bangs swinging.
I followed from a distance, and saw him turning left and right, and gradually entered an alley. With a good opportunity, I took three steps and two steps at a time, ran over in an instant, and quietly turned into the alley.
, this beast is actually standing by the wall###.
Taking a deep breath, I kicked him in the butt. He made a sound of "Ah!" and his body came into close contact with the urine-stained wall.
He turned his head, saw me shouting: "I'll fuck you!" He swung his right fist and hit me. I'm just kidding, I've been practicing, and I'm joking with you at such a slow speed! When the fist arrived,
The moment I bridged my nose, I punched hard and hit him directly on the head. The guy forcefully retracted his arms and squatted down with his head in his arms.
"Fuck! Trash!" I yelled and kicked him on the shoulder. With a "bang!", he crawled to the ground. Without giving him any chance to breathe, I raised my right foot high and hit him hard.
Step on the back.
"Ah! Ah! Ah..."
The screams like slaughtering pigs lingered in the alley for a long time and did not dissipate. After kicking for almost a cigarette, I was so tired that I was breathing heavily, but I was very excited.
You deserve to let your kid play with the "polygamy" system! He slowly knelt down and patted his head gently, but there was no reaction.
I was suddenly shocked. I held his shoulders with both hands and dragged him up forcefully. "Whoo!"
One punch.
Damn! It turns out he was just faking it.
Blood kept flowing out from my nostrils, and I instantly felt my nose was sore and numb, and tears kept rolling in my eyes. This punch actually brought tears to my eyes. Before I could react, I burst into tears.
A fist as big as a sandbag hit my forehead again.
"Bang!" The white stars kept spinning in front of my eyes.
I couldn't help but take two steps back, spit, and there was blood in it. My anger suddenly rose, and I cursed: "You bitch, I'll fuck your mother!" As he spoke, a fist hit his face.
The head flies away.
I saw him holding his hands together in front of his head, my fists were like cannonballs, each punch was faster than the last, and the strength was also stronger than the previous one.
He beat the beast to the ground and looked at his swollen arms. He felt an indescribable pleasure in his heart and couldn't help but laugh.
He spat on him and said: "Fuck! What kind of bullshit are you? How dare you sneak up on me? You are worthy of being a man. You are lucky enough to be a leader. What the hell!"
I scolded him severely again until my mouth felt dry, and then I left peacefully. From the next day on, whenever I met him at school, he would hide far away. Damn, this human thing
You can’t fucking get used to it!
I wanted to tell "Xiao Huo" the good news, but she couldn't help but frown, fearing that she would blame him, so I never spoke.
However, who would have thought that this beast's father turned out to be a well-known gangster. He once worked as a pawn for Fourth Master Qiao. After Fourth Master Qiao was caught, he started to set up his own business and opened a small gambling house to gamble.
Honghe makes a living selling ecstasy.
Almost a week passed. On a dark cloudy evening, I was walking alone on the way home from school. Suddenly, a white van parked in front of me. Two young men with yellow hair jumped out of the car, holding machetes.
come out.
One of them grabbed me by the collar and put a knife on my neck, while the other one smiled and kept patting my head with the blade of the knife.