Although the fat man's expression is relatively fearless, in Xiaoye's eyes, this expression is like a child threatening: Don't bully me. If you bully me, I won't give you candy!
Xiaoye chuckled and said: "Okay! Then I will spread the video tomorrow. By the way, I forgot to tell you that it is not the fish that dies but the net that breaks, but the fish that dies and the net is still good!"
The fat man still refused to compromise and said fiercely: "If you have the ability, you can give it a try!"
Xiaoye glanced at the fat man indifferently, then reached out and took the bar lady's hand, and walked out without hesitation.
When everyone reached the door, the fat man finally got discouraged and shouted quickly: "Wait a minute, wait a minute!"
Xiaoye turned around and looked at the fat man with a faint smile. The latter said with a livid face and gritted teeth: "I agree!"
Xiaoye smiled happily. This was considered a small success in life. Although the method was not very bright, there is really no need to be soft on people like Fatty!
An hour later, the fat man held 300,000 in cash in his hand and was filled with emotion. When he walked out of the hotel, he looked back fiercely.
After the matter was over, Wang Tao secretly admired Xiaoye's scheming. Although he hesitated, he still said: "I...I want...to mess with you!"
"Haha! That's great! You will help me take care of this hotel. I'm worried about seeing nothing!" Xiaoye smiled happily.
Wang Tao suddenly felt dizzy. An hour ago he was the hotel's security captain, and an hour later he became the hotel manager.
Finally it was done, Xiaoye stretched out and explained a few more words, then he and Daye ran towards the school.
The two of them ran all the way, and Daye suddenly said: "Haha! I'm in a really good mood today, and I actually cheated a hotel and came back."
"Damn, what is a trap? It was bought with money, 350,000 yuan!"
This hotel will become the destination of the two brothers in the near future, and their underworld career will begin there.
After an unknown amount of time, the two finally appeared at the door of dormitory 307. Daye opened the door casually, "Haha! Brothers, we are back!"
The drunkard turned his head to the door, his eyes narrowed to a slit, and he folded his hands together, looking like a beggar, with a lewd smile on his face: "You guys still know how to come back, hehe!"
Then he walked over to the desk, ignored them, and started playing pornographic videos in a loud voice.
Xiaoye was a little depressed. He entered the room and closed the door, then walked to the side of the drunkard. "Brother, please lower the sound of the notebook. Can you think of it?"
The drunkard shook his head, "Then how can I immerse myself in it? This is the feeling I want."
Following the drunkard, he would say "Ah, ah, ah," in conjunction with the screams in the computer, making his heart flutter with excitement.
Then Xiaoye saw the notebook that the drunkard had thrown aside, and wondered how the drunkard could still take notes.
He picked it up and looked at it. The mess inside was actually constellations. "Brother, why are there so many constellations?"
"I don't know! If you want to chase a girl now, the first thing you need to do is to study the horoscope, because girls nowadays believe in this."
Daye and Xiaoye looked at each other and were speechless for a moment.
The drunkard said to himself, "Just remember these, you can have different zodiac signs with different girls. If a girl says she is Aries, you can say you are Leo or Sagittarius, but absolutely
Can’t say Cancer.”
He looks like a teacher.
"Damn, are you mistaken? You are so professional." Xiaoye was a little surprised, "To pick up girls now, you have to memorize zodiac signs!"
The drunkard smiled and said, "That's a must! Come with me, I'll get the girl." Then he turned up the volume on the computer a little louder, and he lay on the bed and screamed "Ah, ah, ah" again.
"idiot!"
Two simple and concise words slowly popped out from the side of another notebook.
Xiaoye's eyes moved to Xiaobai. This guy was still typing, obviously working on his own novel. He quietly gave him a thumbs up, "Brilliant!"
Now the drunkard who was lying on the bed didn't want to, "Damn, is this really insightful? I think he is just a fart!"
Xiaobai paused slightly, then continued typing, completely ignoring the drunkard.
Daye and Xiaoye suddenly became depressed, so they walked to the window and smoked a cigarette to relieve their boredom.
At this moment, the door of their dormitory opened. The person who appeared in front of everyone was the new dormitory director here.
But at this time, the drunkard was still turning his back to the director of the dormitory, shouting "Ah, ah, ah," and pointing at the brothers, "Come, come, let's do it together. Ah, ah. It's so cool."
.This fucking girl is so damn powerful!"
Seeing this scene, the dormitory director's face instantly turned green. He got behind the drunkard brother and unplugged the computer cable in one go.
"Damn, why the hell is there a power outage, Bibi school!" The drunkard turned his head and suddenly saw the gloomy face of the dormitory director, and stammered: "Old...teacher."
For the first time, I saw a person with such a green face. His black face instantly turned green, but an alcoholic is no better than him.
The scene was surprisingly quiet...
After a long time, the director of the dormitory took a deep breath and said, "Do you know where this is?"
The drunkard nodded and said aggrievedly, "Teacher, I didn't mean it!"
The director of the dormitory shook his head, pointed at the drunkard, and then pointed at the brothers, "You little bastards, how can your quality be so low, and you are still college students!"
When Xiaoye heard what he said, he became unhappy and asked: "It is stipulated that the quality of college students must be high!"
At this moment, Daye slapped Xiaoye on the head, "What the hell are you talking about? Teacher, I made you laugh."
Daye continued: "What he means is that today's college students are all very qualified, but they just behave very low-key."
"That's right!" Xiaoye followed, "I always thought that university teachers would have some quality, but who knew, it turns out they are all virtuous."
Xiaobai immediately agreed, "What you said is so correct, my dear friend."
"You...you..." the dormitory teacher pointed at the brothers and said angrily, "What kind of students are you? How can you be so unqualified?"
"As long as you have quality people, it's enough. Right, teacher." Xiaoye said with a smile.
Daye smiled and hugged Xiaoye's neck, "Why are you in such a bad mood today? Oh, it's really disappointing."
"Asshole!" the dormitory director continued to curse, then glanced at their dormitory, turned around, and walked out immediately. He closed the door angrily, and the sound of slamming the door was loud.
Xiaoye pointed at the door and said, "Why don't you care about public property so much? It doesn't belong to his family! If the door to their house is so closed by him, he will be heartbroken to death."
The drunkard suddenly stood up without saying a word, and then walked towards the desk step by step. His posture was really scary.
The brothers stepped back unconsciously.
The drunkard took a few steps forward, and then the tears suddenly started flowing out. Yes, they just flowed out.
Then one arm hugged Daye and the other hugged Xiaoye and said "Wow!" and started crying.
"I have lived as an alcoholic for so many years, but I have never met anyone who is so kind to me. If I have anything to do, you will share my worries and help me. I am really touched to death. I know that you must be my good brothers.
I will never misjudge the person."
Then the drunkard returned to the bunk, reached out and took out the notebook, and went to Xiaoye's side, "You two, take a look at this, it will be very helpful for you to pick up girls in the future."
The drunkard had runny noses and tears, making everyone embarrassed to say anything.
Xiaoye caught the notebook with one hand, and then saw the drunkard. He stretched out his hand to wipe away the snot from his nose, and then patted Daye on the back of his head. Daye didn't know it, and he followed the drunkard and hugged each other.
Xiaoye was quite happy when he saw the snot flowing from his nose onto Daye's neck.
Xiaoye stepped back and picked up the alcoholic's notebook. When he opened the first page, he was shocked.
The notebook was actually filled with my thoughts after watching the short movie.
The names, heights, and body shapes of each star were all clear at a glance. Xiaoye turned his head and glanced at the crying drunkard again. He really didn't know what to say. If this guy doesn't want to be a director in this industry, he is so damn talented.
He rolled his eyes and said, "Drunkard, you have a constellation on your head, and there are so many ulterior secrets!"
"Well? Where is it! Where is it! Let me take a look." The drunkard stopped crying immediately and leaned towards Xiaoye.
The drunkard moved his body and leaned towards him. His small eyes secretly glanced at the contents of the notebook.
"Hey, what did you think it was? It turns out you are interested in these things!"
Xiaoye was speechless after hearing what the drunkard said.
At this moment, the drunkard's voice sounded again, "By the way, brother, what's your zodiac sign!"
Xiaoye was stunned by what he said. After waiting for a long time, he said: "What zodiac sign? I am your mother's zodiac sign!"
The drunkard's face turned red with anger, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "Fuck your sister." As he said this, he raised his leg to greet the drunkard.
Everyone was quarreling in the dormitory for a long time. When it calmed down, the drunkard asked curiously: "Why is the monk not with you? It's really strange."
Daye and Xiaoye's mood instantly became depressed, and they slowly told the story of Beijing to Drunkard and Xiaobai.
Drunkards and novices will frown whenever they hear something thrilling.
I don’t know how long it took before Beijing’s story gradually came to an end.
Everyone in the room remained silent, their hearts always worried about the monk.
"call!"
A gust of cold wind blew, and a puff of white smoke came out of the desk, getting thicker and thicker. Slowly, the white smoke gathered into a human shape,
A white light flashed in the room, and a girl's figure floated in mid-air. Screaming laughter emerged from her mouth.
Without exception, all the brothers felt their scalps were numb.