Chapter 119 Believe in Drunkards and Get Eternal Life
Xiaoye helplessly looked at these abominable mosaics and cried anxiously.
The tears kept flowing down, and then he put the computer aside, lay down on the table, and started crying, wailing wildly.
Xiaoye was crying when suddenly an arm hugged him and picked him up.
Xiaoye didn't say anything, didn't care who it was, just lay on the other person's body and continued to cry.
"Live only your mood, not your life, just smile."
Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, then raised his head, it turned out that the drunkard was back.
He cried for a long time, with snot and tears all over the drunkard's body. The drunkard didn't say anything, he just hugged him quietly without speaking, and let him cry.
Slowly, Xiaoye wiped his eyes and smiled at the drunkard, "Brother, you are back."
The drunkard smiled and said, "I've been staying with you for a long time, and I watched the movie very well. Why did I cry so much?"
Following the drunkard, he pointed to the computer on the table and continued: "You are too interesting, aren't you? Are you moved by the pleasure of the male and female protagonists in it? Or are you lamenting that all the good cabbage in this world has been given to pigs?"
Xiaoye smiled again, ran to the toilet, washed his face, and slapped himself twice in the mouth to wake himself up.
He took two deep breaths, returned to the room, and looked at the drunkard with a confused look on his face.
The drunkard looked at him puzzled and said, "Damn, why are you laughing again? You were crying like crazy just now!"
"It's okay, haven't you seen an advertisement? I also use Fuyanjie. Crying is healthier!"
"Are you mistaken? Washing is healthier, okay?"
"Yeah? Really?" Xiaoye seemed to have suddenly realized.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense!" The drunkard slapped his forehead depressedly.
"..." Xiaoye still looked confused.
The drunkard ignored it, picked up a sack, and threw it on the table. Xiaoye heard the sound of iron objects hitting "桄桔! 桄桔! 桄桔!".
He was startled immediately, "Brother, what are these things you got?"
"I'm going to buy something! But after thinking about it, I don't know what kind of thing I need to buy."
"You don't know what to buy? Then what's in this bag?" Xiaoye pointed to the sack in confusion.
"The meaning of these two words is too broad! Alas!"
"Damn, this is so common? Brother, how did your head grow? Brother, I'm convinced! By the way, where did this sack come from?"
"There was a radish seller in the vegetable market. I went to give him ten yuan. The old man was stunned for a moment, and then I told him he only sold bags, not radishes! The old man selling radishes was very happy and gave me the sack.
I just use it to store things. If I use it to store other things, I feel it is too small and not enough."
"Then... no one looked at you then?"
"Look, it's just a sack or something. Besides, I didn't know what to buy, so I bought a little of everything."
After finishing speaking, the drunkard pointed at the sack, "Look, I've been walking around the city for a long time! Take out what we need and what can be used as weapons, and throw away what we don't need.
What are you doing?"
"Okay! You win! Anyway, it's enough to have someone." Xiaoye took two steps forward, walked to the edge of the sack, and opened the mouth.
He suddenly felt depressed and took out a kitchen knife from it. There was an advertisement on the kitchen knife, Shandong Kitchen Knife, a pure steel knife!
"Brother, why did you buy a kitchen knife?" Xiaoye frowned instantly.
"Don't we need it?" The drunkard was a little confused.
"Are you trying to kill someone?"
"Damn, are you kidding me? I'm a good young man and will never do anything illegal. Well... just throw this aside. There are other things. I just bought them." The drunkard felt very pity.
He glanced at the kitchen knife.
Xiaoye nodded, threw the fine pure steel knife aside, and then took out a large iron spoon from it.
It's a big one often used to serve porridge at home, with a wooden handle and a stainless steel front.
"Brother, why did you buy this spoon?"
The drunkard stretched out his hand and gestured, "The round one in the front is used to hold rice. It's a weapon used to hit people. The handle at the back is also quite long and feels pretty good in the hand. Can't it be used? Besides, it's in the supermarket.
, these are the only ones that I think can be used as weapons."
Xiaoye felt a little collapsed, so he continued to take it from inside, and this time he took out a small knife, the kind of fruit knife used to peel apples.
After taking it out, Xiaoye looked at it, then looked up at Brother Dong, who was completely defeated by the drunkard.
The drunkard smiled and said, "If that kitchen knife doesn't fit, how about this small fruit knife?"
Xiaoye ignored him and continued to take things out of the sack.
This time I took out a shovel, a shovel with long and short arms and retractable front and back.
"This shovel is also good. You can adjust the length of the shovel freely."
Xiaoye had already collapsed, so he took something out again. This time, he took out a wooden board. The wooden board was a very wide one, about 30 centimeters wide and about one meter long.
"Brother, what's going on with this wooden board? Don't tell me this is still sold in supermarkets."
"I accidentally saw that when I was buying sacks at the vegetable market. Then I picked it up. Maybe we can use it." The drunkard said proudly.
"Why are there potatoes here?" Xiaoye felt like he was completely crazy.
"When I bought the sack, I gave him ten yuan. The old man was very happy and gave me 5 or 6 potatoes. I was too lazy to take them out, so I just put them all in the bag. It didn't weigh much anyway."
"Well, why are there still snacks?"
"It's all put together. There are real melon seeds, Haojia potato chips, and various snacks. I bought more than a hundred yuan worth of snacks. I put them on top to keep them out of the way. If anyone asks, I will
I said I’m buying snacks, and there’s Orion Pie, Wong Lo Kat and Jiaduobao.”
"Well, if you buy these things, are we going to kill people or cook?"
The drunkard touched his head, "Did I buy something wrong? If not, tell me what to buy. I will definitely buy it right this time. I think it's pretty good. Are those guys all wrong?"
"Yes, it was my fault. I shouldn't have let you go shopping. I should have known you better."
Then Xiaoye muttered to himself, after drinking too much wine, his brain was really not working well.
Xiaoye glanced at the drunkard and said, "If these guys you bought are not good, you won't buy a few sticks. If you are professional, you can buy baseball bats!"
When the drunkard heard this, he gave up and said, "Damn it, that pure steel kitchen knife I have inside costs more than a hundred dollars. Isn't it better than that baseball bat? Besides, they don't sell those in the supermarket!"
Xiaoye went a little crazy, punched his bed hard, and then smiled at the drunkard, "Well, you help me, and I'll buy a new one."
"What to buy?"
"Go to the teaching building or the school treasury and tell them that the stool in our dormitory is broken and buy a stool, or go to another dormitory and buy one back, okay!"
"Then...all the other things I bought are useless?"
Xiaoye pointed to the bed of snacks that had just been thrown on his bed, "Yes, keep these snacks for now, it seems that you won't need the other things. Go quickly! Please!" Xiaoye was too lazy to explain to the drunkard.
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He just wants the drunkard to disappear from his eyes now, because his urge to kill is getting stronger and stronger at this time.
The drunkard nodded, opened the door and went out.
Xiaoye watched the drunkard go out, reached out and picked up the stool, then walked to the window sill, smashed it down against the heater beside the window sill.
After hitting it hard twice, he broke the stool. He took the broken stool to the balcony and took off the four stool legs, two small side sticks, and a wooden board.
One sits back.
After finishing it, Xiaoye took out the stick again.
At this time, Xiao Bai also came back, "Didn't the drunkard say to buy some guys? Why don't you dismantle some stools and ask him to buy some sticks?"
Xiaoye glanced at Xiaobai, "Put the sticks away and stuff the rest under the bed. Don't mention this to me. From now on in our dormitory, we will make a picture of an alcoholic and post it on the door of our school so that everyone can see it."
People in the school should worship him, damn, believe that drunkards will have eternal life!"
"What's wrong? What's wrong!" Xiaobai stuffed the stick under the bed, "Xiaoye, we only have one stool in our dormitory. You won't dismantle the stool in our dormitory, right?"
"That's the one you're holding in your hand. Just put it under your butt and sit on it."
"Damn it, you're talking nonsense, right? It's just a stool and you're tearing it down."
As soon as Xiaobai finished speaking, the door of our dormitory was kicked open, and the drunkard came in with a stool in one hand, "Hurry, help me quickly, hurry up, I bought two stools."
Xiaobai glanced at Xiaoye, then at the drunkard, and then took two steps forward.
At this time, Xiaoye was too lazy to explain to Xiaobai.
After the drunkard put down the stool, he looked at the legs of the stool next to his bed and studied it for a long time.
Then he said, "It turns out that a few stool legs can solve a problem, but I actually went to the city and spent more than five hundred yuan and couldn't solve it. It's really, ugh."
"Damn, more than five hundred?"
Xiaoye and Xiaobai looked at the drunkard like a monster and said in unison.
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"..."
Xiaoye went completely berserk. In order to control his fists, he rushed out of the dormitory and walked to the toilet.
Slowly opening the toilet window, he kept waving his fists and punched out the window as hard as he could.
Balls of white mist emitted from the body, and the temperature in the toilet sometimes dropped rapidly and sometimes rose rapidly.
Two huge energy balls also appeared out of thin air outside the window, one was an extremely cold ice crystal ball, and the other was a ball of blazing fire.
His hands suddenly came together, and the two energy balls collided under his control.
"Boom! Boom!"
...
In a few breaths, Xiaoye was sweating profusely and panting heavily, and all the strength in his body seemed to be drained away, but his mood was much better.
Slowly walked back to the dormitory, ignoring Xiaobai and the drunkard's strange eyes, fell on the bed and fell asleep.