Standing at the door with his luggage bag on his shoulders, the monk will spend three years of his student life at Mudanjiang Normal University. Although it is a second-tier university, due to poor grades, he can only apply for a junior college major.
Light a cigarette, take a deep puff, and let the rich smoke swirl around your body. It's so cool!
"Mattresses! Mattresses!" "Slippers! Kettles!" The school gate is crowded with all kinds of vendors. They are full of vigor and vitality. You can guess with your toes that these people are in school.
College students.
The monk looked up at the sky. The fiery red sun hung high in the sky. The damn sun was too hot to kill. He raised his middle finger and gave it a fierce look.
He walked towards the school with long strides, causing a 50% turnaround rate. Damn! Why do these people look like they are seeing aliens? Your sister, is shaving your head so scary?
Ignoring other people's looks, he walked around the school first. He was so damn tired! It turned out that the university was so big, it took him a whole morning to complete the procedures, and the student union cadres personally led him there during part of the process.
Run away.
The monk secretly sighed in his heart, these brothers and sisters are really responsible! And when they are free, they always use their mobile phones to browse the same website, Renren.com, what the world! In high school, everyone was using their mobile phones.
QQ, college students are not ordinary. Damn, they go directly to the website to play. The monk secretly admires it.
Everything was OK. He was about to enter the dormitory. He stood at the door of the "317" dormitory with his luggage bag on his shoulders. He was suddenly filled with a variety of emotions that he couldn't express in words. Everything here would accompany him through the last three years of his studies.
Opening the door, I saw four people chatting inside.
"That's right! Does anyone want it?"
"I want! Four sevens! They will blow you up until you are all over the place! Even if you are a dragon, you have to lie down for me, and even if you are a tiger, you have to lie down for me. I will blow you up until you are overcome with grief, hahahaha!"
The former of the two has a strong body, and one can tell at a glance that he is a veteran who has practiced foreign martial arts. The monk sighed in his heart: This university is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon! The latter has shawl-length hair, fair hair, and looks nothing like him.
Male.
Next to the two of them is a guy with a big nose who looks like Jackie Chan. Damn, these three people don't look like normal people. It's a fucking miracle.
But what surprised the monk was the guy with white hair in front of the laptop, smoking a cigarette and typing on the keyboard. He was secretly shocked: These monsters are my roommates? God, please save me! The younger brother is squatting in the corner.
Sing Conquer, you old man, do your best and teleport me away.
After being stunned for a long time, the monk coughed lightly and moved in with small steps and said: "Hello everyone! My name is Tian Zhen, and my friends call me monk!"
The long-haired man turned his head and glanced at the monk, "Damn! The bald man with glasses is weird enough. You must be our fifth roommate. You have a personality and I like it. You can hang out with me from now on. My name is Yu Ye. Call me
Just Brother Ye, he is the boss in this house."
The strong man on the other side had veins popping up on his forehead when he heard this, and he smiled maliciously: "Little Ye Zi, your name is Brother Ye, what is my name? Oh, by the way, who is the boss among us?"
Xiao Ye was excited, "Of course it's you, the new guy. I made a mistake just now. Let me reiterate, his name is Wang Ye. He is the oldest here, a true post-1985 generation. He is also our Brother Daye. I am here."
Brother Xiaoye, let's ###! This red-nosed guy is Zhao Ming, the 'alcoholic'. He is the 128th generation descendant of the God of Bacchus. He drank two kilograms of liquor and a box of beer on the first day he came here, and almost lost his temper.
I'm scared to death."
"Idiot, no wonder you can only rank ###, people like you will have to wait for the rest of their lives. Hello, my name is Hu Dong, you can call me Xiaobai." Baifa was smoking a cigarette and grabbing his hand.
The hands were very warm. The monk was depressed. He was so familiar with it, how could he meet someone who was thicker-skinned than him?
Once you've come, let's make peace with each other. If we all gather in the same dormitory, it's a predestined relationship.
After a few hours of getting to know each other, I found out that Yu Ye, also known as my beloved brother Xiaoye, is a freshman in the art department, a fast talker, and always likes to go against the great cause.
Except for him, Monk, Daye, Xiaobai and Jiugui all majored in hotel management.
Daye is almost 1.95 meters tall. He was born in 1987 and is the well-deserved eldest brother among all the people. The monk secretly thought: This person walks on a very stable base. From the previous guesses, we can now confirm that he is definitely a practicing practitioner.
Arranged by age, the drunkard is the third oldest here, with a big red nose. It's strange to say that people who drink drink have weak noses, but this kid's nose is like a dog's nose.
Xiaobai, an online writer, has two years of qualifications, mainly focusing on time travel themes. He is currently stationed at "", and his white hair turned out to be natural.
"Only one of my friends is missing. I'm really looking forward to it! Hey, monk, what kind of person do you think he is?" Xiaoye smoked a cigarette and chatted boringly with the monk. After chatting with him for almost two hours,
This guy's words were like a machine gun, sometimes dense and sometimes scattered. The monk even wondered how his head was long. His mouth was too fast and his thinking was too strong. He often talked and made others dizzy.
I don’t know how long it took, the drunkard took out two bottles of "Old Jar" from under the bed like a thief and put them on the table and said: "Two bottles, let the five of us have a good drink. In order to celebrate the arrival of the monk, we will not get drunk today."
Bugui. Monk, this is Mudanjiang’s specialty liquor, give it a try and see how it goes, haha!”
Xiaobai stretched out, pointed at Xiaoye and said, "Just chat, you're not hungry, we are still hungry! I'm going to buy some food, just wait for me." After they made such a fuss, let alone say,
Everyone’s stomachs were pounding. The monk thought to himself: It’s a new arrival, why are you so embarrassed to eat for free? He got dressed and walked out with Xiaobai.
"Come, monk, have a cigarette." Xiaobai took out the cigarette and said.
"Brother, you are a heavy smoker!"
"I sit in front of the computer every day and it's hard to think about it. What do you think I should buy?"
The two discussed it for a long time, but their hands were empty.
In desperation, I only bought a pound of peanuts and half a pound of melon seeds, and then left the supermarket and walked outside the school.
When you walk out of the school gate and cross the street, you will find all kinds of snacks. This is the legendary snack street next to every university. I bought five rice bags and a bunch of shabu-shabu skewers.
The monk sighed and said: "Your sister, it's easy to make money as a student. I spent more than 100 yuan in just a moment." At the same time, he shook his head helplessly and sighed in his heart: I won't be able to find a job after graduation.
Find a school to sell snacks.
A man with white hair and a bald head is a unique sight anywhere.
Under the gaze of countless eyes, they walked helplessly towards the dormitory. No matter how thick-skinned they were, they could still feel slightly hot. They walked mechanically to the downstairs of the dormitory, and ran away like thieves.
Go in.
As soon as I arrived at the door of the dormitory, I saw a group of people enthusiastically welcoming the food into the room, putting it on the table, and started eating, but they left the monk and Xiaobai aside and ignored them.
After a few breaths, the monk couldn't help but frown, three vertical black lines appeared on his head, and he squeezed out two words "Beast!" from between his teeth.
Seeing this, Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Impulse is the devil, don't get angry. Just get used to it!"
Xiaoye's face turned red as soon as he took a sip. He glanced at the door and said, "Damn! You two came back so late. Did you finish eating outside before you thought of us? If our brothers become starved to death, they will also be down there.
Leave two places for you two, and I will..." Before the monk could finish his words, the monk and Xiaobai walked up to him at the same time, one by one, and left two big footprints on Xiaoye's snow-white clothes.
"Ah!!!" The pig-like howl suddenly echoed in the dormitory.
I don't know how long it took, but a bottle of white wine finally went into their stomachs. Xiaoye and Xiaobai were already wandering around.
The monk picked up the empty bottle and took a look. It turned out to be three kilograms in size. Damn it, no wonder he drank it dry! Looking at it again, the drunkard was secretly shocked like a normal person. Everyone talked and chatted, and unknowingly
Told ghost stories.
Daye held a cigarette in his mouth and said seriously: "When I was a child, I was a very weak boy. I was relatively honest and was often bullied by others. At that time, I had a hobby, playing football.
The children always kick the ball very far, and I pick it up every time. Although I don't want to, I don't dare to resist.
I remember one time, everyone was playing next to a demolished building. By accident, the ball was kicked into a balcony on the second floor of the demolished building. The whole building was gloomy, and the strong wind made it creak.
I don't want to check the ball because I'm afraid.
After a beating, I completely gave up the idea. I bit the bullet and didn't dare to think too much. I trotted all the way. As soon as I entered the building, the door outside suddenly closed with a bang, and the surroundings suddenly became dark. The sunlight came from the window or
The cracks in the house shine in, and everything looks ancient and mysterious.
The stairs on the ground were covered with thick dust. I walked slowly towards the second floor. Stepping on the creaking ground, through the faint light, I felt like there was a figure in front of me, but it was not very clear. There was a chill.
The wind chilled my back. Suddenly, I felt a big hand patting my shoulder. I turned around suddenly, but there was nothing there.
‘Pah! Pah! Pah! Pah!’ The football flapped up and down from upstairs, rolled down on its own, and suddenly stopped in front of the figure.
At that time, I was so frightened that I was covered in sweat. I was afraid to go there. In order to embolden myself, I shouted loudly: "I'm sorry, can you give me the ball back?"
But after shouting several times, no one answered, so I had no choice but to run over and when I picked up the ball, I realized that the opponent was just a puppet.
I touched it out of curiosity, but unexpectedly, the head of the doll fell off. I was so startled that I ran away with the ball in my arms. That night, I started to have a high fever that wouldn't go away, and it lasted for several days. Whenever I went to sleep,
Every time I play, I always have the same dream. A headless doll wearing floral trousers grabs my hand and asks me to play football with him.
Later, the demolition building was finally pushed over, and the fever subsided, but the football was never found again. It wasn’t until two years later that my home was renovated and I found a doll’s head with a middle-parted wig under my bed.
The next day, when I was returning home from school, I passed by the site of the demolished building and accidentally picked up a football with my name written on it in red pen. Fortunately, nothing strange has happened since then until now.
.However, after that incident, I never dared to play football again."
The monk touched his bald head and didn't know what to say. The drunkard was still drinking by himself. Xiaoye and Xiaobai had already entered a semi-sleep state due to alcohol. Daye was very anxious when he saw this: "I said everything.
Really, you have to believe me. It was also because of this incident that I started practicing martial arts."
Martial arts? There's something about it, the monk thought to himself and asked: "I don't know which one Brother Daye practices. I'm more curious."
"The first thing I learned was Taekwondo, and later I switched to Sanshou. At that time, I even represented the province in competitions! Let me tell you, monk, my eldest brother has had a dream since he was born, to one day become a Kung Fu superstar, just like Bruce Lee.
"Daye said while doing a Bruce Lee signature move.
Apparently this interruption made the ghost story completely forgotten. The monk curled his lips and was about to speak when the drunkard suddenly turned around, turned his back to everyone, and said loudly: "Breathe in... breathe out.
..fart!"
Damn, it stinks! This guy is so perverted. Xiaoye and Xiaobai, who were originally drunk, sat upright on the spot, their eyes widened, and they covered their noses and mouths with their hands. They blushed and had thick necks. In a few breaths,
Liu Xiang ran as fast as he could to the toilet in the corridor outside the door.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Seeing the appearance of the two people, the drunkard covered his belly and laughed.
Daye patted him on the shoulder and said: "You are such a pervert, your farts are so smelly that they are comparable to biological and chemical weapons."
The drunkard replied disapprovingly: "My farts are used to relieve hangovers, otherwise there is no point in just the three of us." Seeing this, the monk secretly thought: How can this guy be so shameless! He is really shameless and invincible in the world.
ah!
The smell in the dormitory was so strong that the monks and Daye also walked out of the room and planned to ventilate in the corridor.
In a blink of an eye, there was only one drunkard left in the room, but this guy didn't care. Instead, he happily took a bite and grabbed a handful here and there. Looking at the half-full table of food, the monk gritted his teeth in hatred. At this moment, Daye took the photo.
Patting him on the shoulder: "Okay, my teeth will be broken after a while. Did those two guys treat the toilet as their home and fell asleep? Let's go and have a look. I'll give the drunkard a four-chamber trial later."
Let him know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is."
The monk broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this. He glanced at the drunkard with pity, but he was still eating heartlessly. Hey! Boy, you are miserable! While he was having sex, Daye grabbed his hand and walked to the toilet.
As soon as I entered the toilet, I suddenly saw more than ten people inside, talking around two people. What is going on? Monk and Daye looked at each other, and everyone already knew that the two people surrounded were exactly the same.
Xiaoye, Xiaobai.
In a few breaths, they all walked towards the crowd. The leader of them was a fair-looking student with neat bangs. It was obvious from a glance that he had never done any heavy work. He was playing with a switchblade in his hand and looked at it with caution.
Looking at the monk, Daye, with a cigarette in his mouth, he waved his hands arrogantly and said: "Hey, there are so many drunkards today. They smell of alcohol. The old rule is, if you pay 300 yuan per person, I won't treat you."
Report it. Otherwise, drinking in the dormitory will require punishment. Humph!"
The monk frowned and said, "Brother, we drank outside and just came back."
"Ha-ha-" the other party pointed at his nose and laughed, "Boy, do you think I'm an idiot? Which dormitory is in it? Let's go and see."
"Classmate, you don't seem to have this right!" Daye shook his head and said. Everyone's eyes were focused on the three of them.
At this moment, Xiaoye punched the person next to him, but unfortunately, the other person didn't give him a chance. Four big feet flew towards Xiaoye. The monk and Daye just wanted to take action, but they were stopped by the other three. The scene
It suddenly reached a deadlock.
The young man headed by the other party laughed loudly: "By the way, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Wang Dahai, the director of the security department of the hotel management department. For the few of you, 300 per person is not a lot, but it is not too much. You can also save your skin."
It’s so painful, why not do it!”
Although Xiaobai was taken aback by the other party, after hearing this, he looked up to the sky and laughed. The other party was a little stunned when he laughed. Monk, Daye, and Xiaoye took action at the same time.
Daye swung his hands left and right, and the three people in front of him were forced to take a step back. Xiaoye saw the opportunity, broke through the encirclement, grabbed one person's hair and knocked him against the wall, and then Daye made another brutal collision, knocking the two of them into the toilet.
The three wretches blocking the road were instantly destroyed.
To capture the thief, capture the king first. The monk understood this principle and punched Wang Dahai on the bridge of his nose.
"Crack! Click!" The other party took a few steps back and knocked down one of his brothers before stopping. He covered his nose and blood flowed out through the seam of his hands, making him unable to straighten up in pain.
The others were stunned when they saw the blood. Xiaobai took the opportunity to jump up from the side and kicked Wang Dahai right in the head. "Peng!" He flew away and fell to the ground unconscious. Others saw this
, one after another ran towards the toilet door.
At this moment, a guy with a big red face suddenly blocked the door, his eyes widened into bull's eyes, he was breathing heavily, and his big red and purple nose scared the escaping man to death.
The opportunity was too late to come back. The monk hugged the two people's necks from behind and pulled them down on the ground. In the blink of an eye, six people fell down. The remaining people did not dare to breathe, and their legs were trembling.
head.
Xiaoye hugged the big red face and said with a smile: "Wow! Drunkard, you have such a cool face! If I give you a beard, you will look like the second generation of Zhang Fei."
The drunkard was stunned for a long time, and then squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "Get out! If it weren't for the smell of blood in the toilet, I wouldn't have come out. Drinking is the biggest thing in the world. It's really disappointing." After saying that, he pushed Xiaoye away.
, did not forget to kick him in the back, turned around and ran "Ha! Ha!" Hearty laughter came from the corridor.
Xiaoye patted his butt and said angrily: "Fuck! I'll go back later. If I don't blow your anus a hundred times, I will take your last name." As soon as he finished speaking, he ignored the others and turned around to leave.