In a secluded alley, Xiaoye yawned lazily and blew out a mouthful of strong alcohol.
Although he was not drunk, he still staggered around, and from time to time he would lean on the wall and mutter to himself, or burp a few times.
At first glance, he looks like a completely drunk drunkard.
After wandering around for a long time and finding nothing, Xiaoye felt a little frustrated. Suddenly her childlike innocence grew and she decided to go wild.
While burping, he came to a corner, unbuttoned his pants, faced the wall, and started peeing.
While feeling happy, Xiaoye was still humming a tune that had no accent in her mouth, as if she was feeling very happy.
After finishing ###, Xiaoye roughly picked up his pants and continued to wander around, secretly happy in his heart: "The feeling of being drunk is pretty good, haha!"
As soon as he turned a corner, Xiaoye seemed to trip on something and fell down.
Xiaoye seemed to feel that he was lying on a soft thing, and he couldn't help but looked down in surprise, "Damn, what is it!?"
faint!
Xiaoye found that there was a woman pressed under him. Because he was so close, Xiaoye could clearly see the woman's appearance.
She has a perfect oval face, ### skin, delicate eyelashes, a slightly tilted nose, cherry red lips, and an amazingly charming look.
What a charming woman! Xiaoye raised his head slightly in surprise, but suddenly saw the seductive and deep vagina under the woman's loose underwear.
Xiao Ye only felt a heat in her nose, and sighed secretly. She quickly stood up and calmed down, and the nosebleed that was about to flow out was instantly forced back.
A smell of alcohol surged up, and Xiaoye couldn't help but burp. He bent down and patted this beautiful woman's cheek: "Hey, Miss, why are you sleeping here?"
The beauty curled her little mouth, showing a charming drunken attitude, squinted her eyes and muttered: "Who are you, don't hit me, disturb my sleep!"
Xiaoye said with concern: "Hey, miss, the weather is very cold, you will get sick from the cold if you sleep here!"
The beauty waved her hand, turned sideways and fell asleep again, "No, it's none of your business!"
Xiaoye was helpless, scratched his head, thought for a moment, and felt uneasy about leaving a weak woman here, so he bent down and picked her up.
The beauty's body was very soft, and even though she was wearing a hot black leather skirt, the strange feeling of being held in her arms still made Xiaoye feel a little dizzy.
As soon as she held this beauty in her arms, the beauty waved her hand and punched Xiaoye twice softly, "Don't touch me, you men all like to take advantage of me!"
Xiaoye looked embarrassed, "Miss, where is your home? Can I take you back?"
Suddenly, the beautiful woman opened her eyes, her charming eyes full of smiles: "You bad guy, after you send me home, you will say, why don't you go to bed with me instead?"
The woman burped heavily.
Xiaoye quickly argued: "No, no, I didn't mean that! I really want to send you back!"
Xiaoye also burped due to the strong smell of alcohol from the woman.
"Hehe!" The beauty smiled, hugged Xiaoye's neck with her soft arms, and breathed softly into Xiaoye's ear: "It will be easier for you tonight! You take me there
Let’s go to the hotel!”
Xiaoye was startled. Suddenly, he remembered something, and his heart moved quickly. He quietly turned on the communicator on his left hand and said slowly: "This, this is not good, is it?"
The beauty stretched out her tongue slightly, licked Xiaoye's tender ear, and said with a smile: "I'm happy with it. Are you so cowardly? Or are you just impotent?"
Xiaoye was so aroused that her heart trembled. She breathed a mouthful of wine and pretended to be infatuated with a smile: "Then I'd rather be respectful than obey your orders!"
The beauty used her delicate fingers to trace ambiguously on Xiaoye's chest.
"It's just that I heard that there is a vixen in the world. After having sex with a man, he will dig out the man's liver! You are not that vixen, are you?"
A strange light suddenly flashed in the extremely charming eyes of the beauty, but she said with a smile as if nothing had happened: "Don't you men often say that if you die under peonies, you can become a ghost even if you are a ghost? Besides, do you think I look like a vixen!?"
"Hahaha!"
Xiaoye was already sure in her heart that this woman was most likely abnormal, so she smiled and said, "What if I say you are?" The hazy alcohol smell suddenly disappeared from her sharp eyes, and her eyes flickered.
The beauty in her arms looked at Xiaoye calmly, as if she was no longer drunk at all.
The beautiful woman suddenly smiled, and she smiled very charmingly: "Haha! Who are you?"
Xiaoye's face became serious, and he looked a little drunk, "Zhongnanhai bodyguard."
The beauty looked stern, raised her right hand, and struck at Xiaoye's heart like lightning, and there was even a faint sound of wind whistling.
Xiaoye shouted loudly, exerted force with both arms, and threw the beauty in his arms heavily.
"Bata! The beauty missed the target, turned two somersaults in the air, and landed on the ground very steadily.
She stroked her silky hair and said with a coquettish smile: "You are such a ignorant person that you are willing to be so abrupt and beautiful!"
Xiaoye suddenly became murderous, with a solemn look on his face, "Huh, if you are really a woman, I certainly won't! It's a pity that you are just a monster with human blood on your hands!"
"What a powerful eye, you actually saw my true identity, it's amazing!"
The demon fox smiled charmingly: "But are you really willing to kill me?" He puffed up his tall chest, and for a moment he was so charming that the world was eclipsed.
Xiaoye frowned in disgust and shouted: "Huh, stop showing off!"
"Peng! Peng!"
Two fierce flames ignited from Xiaoye's fists, emitting the light of justice in the night sky.
The demon fox took a step back in horror, with a look of surprise on his face.
"Look at the punch!"
Xiaoye roared angrily, and his fists drew two blazing light trails like meteors striking from the distant universe.
"Hoo! Hoo!" Just as his fists were about to hit the demon fox in front of him, suddenly, there was no figure in front of him, and his fists immediately flew into the air.
Xiaoye turned around quickly and saw the demon fox smiling about a foot away behind him: "Handsome guy, although you are very powerful, you can't hit me, so it's useless no matter how powerful you are!"
What a fast speed!
Xiaoye was sweating slightly on his forehead and cursed secretly why the undead hadn't come yet. He gritted his teeth and roared: "Monster, take two more punches from me!"
This time, Xiaoye didn't pounce directly. He made two long-distance attacks with his fists. Two balls of flames flew out of his fists, one on the left and the other on the right.
The demon fox was stunned when he saw this. At this moment, Xiaoye rushed over and received a fierce straight punch.
"Hoo!" Seeing that he was about to hit the target, Xiaoye was overjoyed: there were also fires on the left and right sides, let's see where you run away.
"Whoosh!" The figure in front of him flickered, and the demon fox disappeared from Xiaoye's eyes again.
"Hee hee, poor human beings!" The demon fox stood on the wall on one side in perfect condition and sneered: "With your speed, how can you compare with our fox clan?"
Xiaoye was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he shouted: "Beast!"
Immediately afterwards, golden light shone all over his body, and a huge fireball emitted fiery golden light, came out of his body and flew towards the demon fox on the wall.
"What!" The demon fox's face was shocked, and he swayed and jumped into the air in an attempt to dodge.
"Hoo!" The fireball missed a single hit and drew an arc of light. It spun straight up and slashed at the helpless demon fox running towards the air.
"Damn it!" the demon fox screamed: "Protective light shield!"
A strange blue light flashed in the sky, and the beautiful modern woman suddenly transformed into a charming and charming girl from ancient times.
The veil is lightly covered, the skirt is bare, and eight snow-white tails are visible behind it.
There was a strange atmosphere in the night sky.
"Damn it, it's actually the Eight-Tails!"
In Xiaoye's shocked eyes, one of the demon fox's tails stood up, emitting brilliant blue light, forming a faint light shield around the body.
"Bang!" The fireball hit the mask violently, shooting out sparks and bouncing out violently.
"Damn it!" Seeing that the fireball hit nothing, Xiaoye shouted: "Go!" and launched the attack again.
In mid-air, the fireball rolled back and rushed towards the light mask again: "Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Three consecutive deafening sounds in the night sky still failed to break through the demon fox's protective light shield.
Suddenly, the demon fox in the circle of light gave a soft drink, and another snow-white tail stood up, shooting out a silver light that enveloped the fireball.
"Hoo! Hoo!"
The fireball suddenly trembled, swaying around in the air like a drunken man, without any remaining strength to attack.
Xiaoye saw something bad and shouted: "Come back!"
The fireball turned into a rapid red light and fled back to Xiaoye, like a puppy retreating in panic.
Looking at the charming and self-smiling demon fox in the light mask in front of her, Xiaoye was at a loss what to do.
"Hehe!" In mid-air, the demon fox smiled charmingly, suddenly withdrew his protective light shield, and slowly landed on the ground.
The charming demon fox suddenly looked at Xiaoye without being annoyed or angry: "Do you see my compliment?"
Xiaoye looked at the antique beauty in front of her and snorted, "Huh, no matter how beautiful she is, she's still a white and pink skeleton! She's hundreds of years old, why are you pretending to be coquettish?"
The demon fox's face changed slightly, and he said angrily: "More than twenty years ago, my sister was killed by you. Today, I think you are not bad in nature. You are different from other lecherous men. I didn't want your life, but
If you insult me again and again, I will never let you off again!"
Xiaoye's scalp was slightly numb, but he said hard: "It turns out that the seven-tailed demon fox from twenty years ago was your sister. She was indeed a group of monsters. Huh, you beast!"
The demon fox shouted softly and shot a purple light into the sky, "Humph, you dare to show off your skills in front of me!"
For a moment, Xiaoye felt that there was a purple mist all around him, and he couldn't see clearly even three to five steps away, and he couldn't help but feel a little frightened.
"Damn, what's going on?"
Xiaoye was in panic, when suddenly, a familiar voice came from the purple mist: "Xiaoye, are you here?"
"Iron hand?" Xiaoye was stunned. A little fat man suddenly appeared in the purple mist and was rushing towards Xiaoye.
Xiaoye reacted very quickly, roared angrily, and punched the roaring flames with one punch, "No, Iron Hand can't be here, it's an illusion!"
"Bang!"
The illusion dispersed with one blow, turning into a puff of purple energy and disappearing into the vast mist.
"Damn, come over here and have a drink!" Suddenly, a figure walked out of the purple mist. It looked so familiar and so wretched.
"Drunkard?" Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized that this was the demon fox's trick, gritted his teeth and shouted angrily: "Damn it, look at the punch!"
"Bang!" The illusion was swept away by the flames and turned into a purple mist in the blink of an eye.
Xiaoye suddenly shouted angrily: "You bastard, you demon fox, if you have the ability to use real swords and guns, how can you use illusions to torture people?"
The demon fox's triumphant laughter came from the purple mist, "Hehe, little devil, if you fight with me, you are still no match!"
Xiaoye clenched his fists tightly, his bones creaked all over his body, and his face was terrifyingly ferocious: "Demon fox, I will fight with you!"
Xiaoye raised his hands to the sky, and the fireball floated above his head, gradually starting to spin. The fireball rotated faster and faster, and made a buzzing sound.
"go!"
Xiaoye grabbed the fireball with both hands and threw it forward fiercely.