"Chest... Chest broken with big rocks?!" In a small courtyard covered by magic, Hai Dongjian stared at Ke Dan with his eyes wide open. After a long time, he asked in a low voice, "Senior sister, are you kidding me?
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"Do you think I'm joking?" Ke Dan is a short-haired girl with a bold personality and full of masculinity. She comes from a southwest barbarian tribe and does not have the slightest reserve and implicitness of a Central Plains woman. She is so straightforward that it makes people feel helpless. "We are playing
The characters are a brother and sister who travel around the world as entertainers, right?"
"Um."
"Since we are going to be a entertainer, of course we have to perform something. Isn't the finale of a entertainer usually a silver gun in the throat and a big stone in the chest?" Ke Dan stared at Hai Dongjian with dissatisfaction, letting this person who has practiced to the point of knowing his surname.
The monks who were not afraid of death felt a little uneasy, "If you want to pretend, you have to pretend. If we don't perform something professional, how can we convince those seeking immortality that we are real entertainers?"
Haedong Gun suddenly frowned, and after a while he sighed: "But there is no way I can break my chest into pieces... I don't know how to do that..."
"Are you kidding me? Is it okay to break a big stone on your chest? You lie down, I will put a stone on your chest, and then pick up a hammer and smash it... I am the one providing the strength from the beginning to the end. You
You don’t have to do anything at all!” Ke Dan said at any time.
Pointing to the corner of the yard, I saw only seven or eight stone bars that were wider than a person's length, thick and heavy, and a stone bar that probably weighed two thousand kilograms was neatly piled there. Among the mottled patterns on the stone, there were gravels.
Ying Zheng is shining beautifully in the sun.
Seeing that she was so well prepared, Hai Dongjian didn't know that she had been planning this for a long time. He couldn't help but sigh and asked with a wry smile: "Senior sister, don't you think that those who are doing business in the world can really rely on their chests?"
Can you support such a heavy stone and smash it with a hammer?"
"Eh? Are they using a blind trick? I saw someone performing this with my own eyes a few days ago, and it was definitely not using magic!"
In fact, Hae Dong Gun didn't know the secret of crushing large rocks from his chest, but looking at the heavy granite strips, he felt that he had no confidence in his heart.
He has also seen entertainers perform chest-breaking shows. In his impression, this show seems... as if... maybe... it is not consistent with what his senior sister said.
"Why don't we go out again and find an artist who can perform this and ask?"
"Don't be so mother-in-law, okay? It's just a stone! With your tempered body, if such a big stone hits you, at most it will kill half of your life, let alone put it on your body!" Ke
When Dan saw that he was procrastinating, he immediately became angry and said, "If you don't want to act, I'll do it instead!"
"Eh?!" Hai Dongjian's eyes widened suddenly and he looked at her in disbelief, "But...but..."
"What's so good about it!"
"My chest is broken by a big stone... I have to take off my shirt..."
Ke Dan suddenly lost his temper. He raised his hand and picked up a big hammer weighing at least - a hundred kilograms from nowhere. He smashed it at Hai Dongjian: "You are the only one who talks too much."
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Hai Dongjian didn't dare to fight her, so he had to run around in the yard in embarrassment, protesting as he ran: "Senior sister, you are so unreasonable! How can anyone in the world do such a thing!"
"If you don't force me, how can you be willing to do things honestly?"
"No matter how hard you press, it's useless! I really don't know how to do this! Unless you let me use the Iron Armor Charm or the Strong Shield Talisman to protect myself, I will definitely be crushed and suffer internal injuries!"
"Nonsense! Who of those entertainers used magic to protect themselves! Your excuse is not clever at all!"
"Really! If you don't believe me, ask Senior Brother Xie or Senior Brother Yishou! They are all from the world, and they must know what to do!" Hai Si suddenly had an idea, "Isn't Senior Brother Yishou here?
In this town! Let’s go ask him!”
"Bah! Are you going to bother Senior Brother Yi Shou for such a trivial matter? Can't you be a little manly? Men in our clan, as long as a woman asks him for help, won't frown even if a knife cuts on her!"
"Sister, you can't be unreasonable! I'm not from your clan!"
"If you don't even want to help me with this small favor, do you really still have some sympathy in your heart?"
"Which fellow disciple in the world would use such a big stone to hold down his junior brother, and then hit him with a hammer on it?"
I have to admit that Haedong Gun did fight hard. But his fight was not rewarded. The next afternoon, he still had to go shirtless and perform the tradition of breaking rocks on his chest on the streets of Qingniu Town.
classic.
Even those seeking immortality love to watch the excitement. When they heard that a performer was going to perform a chest-breaking performance, dozens of those seeking immortality gathered here, wanting to witness with their own eyes the untold secrets of the legendary entertainers.
Beside the crowd, a young man with a gentle and delicate appearance who looked very soft and unmanly looked at Haedong Gun lying on the ground. The heavy stone was moved to his body with the help of several spectators.
Then Ke Dan was so unsympathetic that he didn't even give him a chance to breathe. He spat on his hands, picked up the heavy sledgehammer and hit the stone, and couldn't help but close his eyes.
"What a tragedy!" He murmured to himself, "It's just a matter of living in the world, how can it be so difficult!"
"Your Highness, you are thinking too much." A voice as thin as a gnat came from his ear. He opened his eyes curiously and saw the Master of the Ink Industry Department who was walking with him along the way smiling at the man who was breaking a big stone on his chest.
At the scene, his lips moved slightly, and a thin voice rang in his ears, "It actually doesn't take much effort to break the big stone on your chest. It's just a bluff."
"You're bluffing?" The third prince of the Great Chu Kingdom was startled. He looked at the field curiously, but when he saw the broken hair and tattoo, he knew at a glance that she was a woman from the southwestern barbarian tribe. She was laughing and swinging the heavy hammer without mercy.
He hit the stone on the ground that was pressing his brother hard, once, twice, three times...
"It doesn't look like bluffing..." he muttered in a low voice, "It doesn't look like it at all!"
"It's not very similar." A sallow-looking scholar next to him whispered in agreement, "I have been traveling for many years, and I have seen two performances in which people smashed big rocks on their chests. Those people broke big rocks with one hammer, how could they do it so repeatedly?
Smash it, smash it..."
Xiong Jiong was born introverted and shy, and when he was suddenly interrupted by someone like this, his ears immediately turned red, and he was hesitant and speechless.
"I am Mo Zaiyang, a native of Daqi. What do you call this little brother?" The scholar knew him well and came over to say hello with a smile.
Xiong Jiongjun's face turned red and he subconsciously took a step back. As a result, he lost his footing and fell straight to the ground.
Fortunately, Mo Xiaoxian was right next to him. This casual cultivator who had been practicing for decades reacted very quickly and immediately took action to support him.
Although he had resigned from office many years ago, Mo Xiaoxian still regarded himself as an official of the Chu Kingdom and respected the prince very much. Seeing that he was so frightened that he almost fell down, he couldn't help but frown and anger welled up in his heart.
If this place wasn't an important place for the Immortal Sect, he would have already cast a spell to teach this frivolous junior a lesson!
Although Mo Zaiyang had a bit of a carefree personality, he was not a careless person. Seeing that the young man was so frightened by him, he immediately reacted and apologized hastily.
But before Xiong Jiong could answer, the crowd watching the performers suddenly exclaimed in unison
The three of them turned around to look at each other, and saw that the barbarian woman failed to smash the stone with several hammers. She suddenly became angry, took a deep breath, bit the whip in her mouth, and then raised it high.
He picked up the hammer and heard the roar of the wind. The heavy hammer viciously hit the stone holding the man on the ground!
There was a bang, like a muffled thunder in the clear sky, and there was only a white scratch on the stone, but it was not broken!
But the man who was pressed by the stone screamed, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, turning the gray-white stone slab in front of him red.
"not good!"
"Missed!"
"Hurry and save people!"
Everyone immediately burst into an uproar and hurriedly rushed forward, using all their strength to move the stone that was probably two thousand kilograms away. Mo Zaiyang did not bother to apologize anymore, and ran up to him in three steps at a time, and took out the stone from his satchel.
He took out a porcelain bottle and poured out two dark red pills.
"This is a secret bruise medicine, I hope it can help -" His words stopped suddenly, and the man who had been vomiting blood just now turned over and stood up, bowing his hands to everyone.
"Thank you all for your good intentions! I'm not good at studying and I don't have the ability to break this big stone with my chest, so I have to act like a clown, just to make everyone laugh!"
Only then did everyone come to their senses - it turned out that he was just acting!
For a moment, some were shocked, some laughed, some sighed, and some scolded. But everyone had to admit that these brothers and sisters really performed well and realistically, and it really made everyone's heart beat faster!
There are no certain standards for performing arts in the arena. As long as it can make the adults watching the theater interesting and exciting, it doesn't matter what kind of performance you perform. It is good if your chest can break a big stone; but this man's realistic acting skills
, but it’s also very interesting and exciting!
So after a while, everyone laughed and cursed, and threw a handful of copper coins to the woman who came to collect the money on a plate.
"Sister, don't do that next time, you're scaring people to death!" Mo Zaiyang wiped his sweat, took out a few copper coins and put them on the plate, and said feebly, "Ghosts can't scare people to death, but they can scare people to death.
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Kedan smiled, his eyes almost narrowed into a line.
But she had some doubts in her heart - she had just cast a magical spell, and the hammer hit it with a force of at least three to five thousand kilograms. This stone was just an ordinary stone slab on the roadside, how could it be so hard?
Also, when Junior Brother Hai spurted blood just now, his breath was clearly scattered, and he was obviously really injured. But why did everything disappear in the blink of an eye? This matter... is full of evil! In the Huimin Hall,
Zhen raised his head and looked at Wu Jie over there, smiled, shook his head, and lowered his head to read again.
"Junior sister Ke is so reckless! The stones in Qingniu Town are all condensed with mana, which is the refining Gang Fei Immortal. If you don't use magic weapons, you may not be able to smash them. Only then can you reach the Nether Realm. Even if you use the divine power talisman, you can't break it."
There’s nothing we can do about them!”
The most important thing about the scene of breaking a big stone on the chest is to smash the stone and let the stone bear all the power. If the stone cannot be broken, all the power will fall on the people below. If Wu Jie hadn't reacted quickly and had great powers, Haidong Jian would have
I'm afraid that half of my life will be destroyed by Ke Dan's hammer!
